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The Squad: *walking at the mall*

Shi Qingxuan: Hey, have any of you guys seen He Xuan? He's been gone for a while..

Mu Qing: Eh, nope.

Xie Lian: No, I haven’t...

Hua Cheng: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.

He Xuan: Hey.

Shi Qingxuan: Ooh, there you are-

Feng Xin: What the fu-

Mu Qing: I- where were you?!

He Xuan: Walking right behind you guys.

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Xie Lian: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

Mu Qing: Alright.

Feng Xin: Hey, I-

Mu Qing: SHUT UP!

Feng Xin: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

Mu Qing: It was bound to be stupid.🙄

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Mu Qing: You're pathetic.

Feng Xin: You're pathetic-er.

Hua Cheng: You're both idiots.

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Pei Ming: So, how long have you and Nan Yang been together?

Mu Qing: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Feng Xin and I are not together. No. No.

Feng Xin: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

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*on a hike or something*

Pei Ming: It’s beautiful out here.

Lan Qianqiu: And quiet.

Mu Qing: Too quiet.

Feng Xin: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Quan Yizhen with a bear in a headlock*

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Feng Xin: Good night.😴💤

Mu Qing: Do not do that.

Mu Qing: We don't do that.

Feng Xin: Do what??

Mu Qing: Go to bed happy with each other.

Feng Xin:

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Xie Lian: So anyways have you seen Mu Qing?

Ling Wen: I think he went in Feng Xin's room 'studying'.

Pei Ming: Doubt that. I heard groans there.😏

*Meanwhile in Feng Xin's room*

Mu Qing & Feng Xin: *fighting* 💥💥🤺

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*playing twister*

Pei Ming: Right hand red.

Mu Qing: *ends up on top of Feng Xin*

Feng Xin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Pei Ming: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Hua Cheng: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Hua Cheng, gesturing to Feng Xin and Mu Qing fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free.

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Pei Ming: Wow, Mu Qing, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Mu Qing: We literally slept together yesterday?🤨

Pei Ming: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Shi Qingxuan: You bought a taco?

He Xuan: Yes.

Shi Qingxuan: From the same truck that hit my brother?!

He Xuan, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

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Feng Xin: Are u finally done being sarcastic?

Mu Qing: Yes.

Feng Xin: Wait, what? Really?

Mu Qing: Yeah.

Mu Qing: Definitely.

Mu Qing: Totally.

Mu Qing: Absolutely.

Mu Qing: Done for good.

Feng Xin: ...Fuck u.

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Feng Xin: Are you taking a bath right now?

Mu Qing: No.

Feng Xin: Without me?🥺🥺

Mu Qing: I'm not taking a bath.🤨

Feng Xin: Stay in the tub, I'm coming over.🏃‍♂️💨

Mu Qing: ...🙄😒😑😮‍💨 *makes his way to his bathroom*

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Pei Ming: Change your mind about going to the dance with me yet?😘

Mu Qing: No.

Pei Ming: Now?😗

Mu Qing: No.

Pei Ming: Now?

Mu Qing: No.

Pei Ming: Now?

Mu Qing: YES! OKAY! FINE! Whatever.🙄

Pei Ming: Scorching👉😎👉

Xie Lian: Did u just say yes to Pei Ming?

Mu Qing: Yes, he wore me down, I'm not proud.😒😮‍💨

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He Xuan: Idk how I'm feeling about this guys.

Mu Qing: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.🙄

Hua Cheng: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

He Xuan, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

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Hua Cheng: Where have u been??

He Xuan: asleep

Hua Cheng: ...For two days?🤨

He Xuan: ya

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Xie Lian: So... what’s goin’ on?

Feng Xin: You want the long version or the short version?

Xie Lian: Uhh, the short one, I guess?

Feng Xin: Shit’s fucked.

Xie Lian: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.