#incorrect tgcf

[xielianlover2]

Xie Lian: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes

Qi Rong: DOG-FUCKED XIE LIAN!!! I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!!!

Xie Lian: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time, okay?

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

xie lian: i need your advice.

feng xin: with what?

xie lian: um, with love... how did you know you were in love with mu qing?

feng xin:

feng xin: ...i'm in love with mu qing?

[yulen-the-ghost]

Xie Lian: I'm ready.

Hua Cheng: Are you sure? Your cultivation will never fully recover after this.

Xie Lian: Actually, there are plenty of cultivation methods, and even after this I can change mine using what I already have as a base...

... And this is how Xie Lian ranted about cultivation and martial arts for 3 hours straight, forgetting about anything before they got to sleep.

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

something tells me hua cheng disagrees w that statement 😬

[misto713]

Guoshi: "Xie Lian, you must never ever allow a woman to seduce you! Stay pure!"

Xie Lian: *sees Hua Cheng "Instructions unclear, he's not a woman so I can marry him, right? :D"

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…

Mu Qing: Which one?

Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??

Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.

Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*

Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?

Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Pei Ming: Would you slap General Nan Yang-

Mu Qing: Yes.

Pei Ming: I didn't even finish!

Mu Qing: Fine, continue.

Pei Ming: Would you slap General Na Yang for 100 gold bars?

Mu Qing: I would do it for free.

Feng Xin: Rude...

[danmei-enjoyer]

HC: To die for you is my gayest honour.

XL: Don't you mean greatest?

HC: No.

[sweepinggeneral]

Shi WuDu, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? 

Ling Wen : Yeah, sure. 

*A few minutes later* 

Ling Wen : Here you go. 

Shi WuDu: 

Ling Wen : 

Pei Ming: Why am I here?

[sugar-bi-scuit]

*on a hike or something*

Pei Ming: It’s beautiful out here.

Lan Qianqiu: And quiet.

Mu Qing: Too quiet.

Feng Xin: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Quan Yizhen with a bear in a headlock*

[rand0m-things808]

Jun Wu: Are any of you straight?! Xie Lian: Shi Qingxuan: Pei Ming: Lang Qianqiu: Shi Wudu: *Slowly raises hand* Pei Ming: *Slowly lowers Shi Wudu's hand* Xie Lian: Your Highness, you have a husband- Jun Wu: I WANT GRANDKIDS.

[xielianlover2]

He Xuan: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

Hua Cheng, *cooking fish*: What? I couldn't hear you. Speak up.

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

xie lian: i'm cold.

hua cheng: here have my jacket, gege.

me qing: i'm cold.

feng xin: what? *taking off his coat* i told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piling scarves on to mu qing* now look, i've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else's hat* how long have you been cold? you should have said something sooner.

shi qingxuan: i'm cold.

he xuan: congratulations.

[erivroom]

idea for an tgcf mdzs crossover au:

wei wuxian isn’t actually dead, he’s hiding in ghost city!

he accidentally finds out he can use his flute to make hua cheng do things because he is. in fact. also a ghost.

he doesn’t make hua cheng do anything too much at first, just joking around making him dance embarrassingly in public or flip off the wrong people.

and then in walks xie lian. hua cheng is insistent on being the self deprecating clueless lovely idiot we know him as.

wei wuxian decides to take it upon himself to be the #1 wingman ever and speed up the process by getting them together with the power of flute playing!

eventually hua cheng also convinces wei wuxian to return to the land of the living for lan wangji!

wei wuxian: bro he obviously is in love with you! full on flirt with him! stop being so cryptic!

hua cheng: mmhm ok whatever you say… and what about you and that one guy you knew? what was his name? lan-

wei wuxian: *flute noises*

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

reading the end of tgcf is so healing to me I just want them to be happy 5ever

[imafraidoftomorrow]

I'm rewatching the tgcf donghua and the auto-generated captioning is struggling SO hard with Xie Lian's name. It's got me over here utterly cackling at the thought of Hua Cheng calling his beloved a wrong, different name every single time 😂