#incorrect tgcf quotes

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Hua Cheng: If I fall…

Xie Lian: I’ll be there to catch you.

Xie Lian: But what if I fall?

Hua Cheng: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Fen Xin: *watches these two interacting*

Feng Xin, to Mu Qing: And if I fall?

Mu Qing: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.

Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.

[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

TGCF Quote #2

Hua Cheng: Who hurt you? Xie Lian: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Hua Cheng: ...Yes, actually.

[sugar-bi-scuit]

*playing twister*

Pei Ming: Right hand red.

Mu Qing: *ends up on top of Feng Xin*

Feng Xin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Pei Ming: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

[3kidsinacoat]

[incorrect-web-novels]

Jun Wu: Let's test something: describe your gender in a way that will baffle cis people but other trans and enby peeps will get. Yin Yu: I prefer to not be perceived by others. Qi Rong: Idk pick a slur Xie Lian: I drank too much gender juice i wish i was an abstract concept Lang Qianqiu: Ooblek. My gender is ooblek. Shi Qingxuan: none gender with left boygirl Hua Cheng: A shapeshifting shadow monster that takes the form of your gay aunt's wife Ling Wen: If gender is a performance then mine is the curtains which are drawn in to block stagehands switching props and the backdrop Yushi Huang: I'm a girl in a man way Feng Xin: When you order man from wish Xuan Ji: I'm gender fluid but not in a "sometimes a girl sometimes a boy" way. Sometimes my gender is Wesley from Princess bride, a sexy cowboy, pirate temptress and greasy gamer entity. Mu Qing: an old vending machine that only gives you coffee and lime soda Quan Yizhen: I'm a person Quan Yizhen: i don't know what i'm doing leave me alone Shi Wudu: Booby mcbeardy face Pei Ming: No matter who you are, if you have sex with me, it's gay Jian Lan: "Hi, I'm non-binary. Please refer to me with gender neutral terms." (Source)

[airabuuu]

Xie Lian : San Lang, I'm sad.

Hua Cheng : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay gege.

Shi Qingxuan: He-Xiong , I'm sad.

He Xuan , nodding: mood.

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Feng Xin: Mu Qing, will you marry me?

Mu Qing: [fighting off a herd of ghouls] W-what?!

Feng Xin: Marry me!

Mu Qing: I don't think now is the best time!

Feng Xin: [kicks away a zombie] Now may be the only time!

Feng Xin: I love you. I've made my choice.

Feng Xin: [grabs Mu Qing's hand] What's yours?

Mu Qing:

Mu Qing: Xie Lian! Marry us!

Xie Lian: Oh my Gods, yes!!

[xx-simpfulstar-xx]

Feng Xin: how dare you talk to me in such a hideous manner?! I am the martial God of the Southeast - General Nanyang, you are on my territory and you will bow before me, or face the consequences.

Mu Qing: ...

Mu Qing: fuck you

Feng Xin: no, fuck you

Mu Qing: fuck you twice

Feng Xin: fuck you trice!

Mu Qing: I said that first so fuck you

Feng Xin: [very distinguishable anger]

[jayktoralldaylong]

Xie Lian, to a blushing Feng Xin: You used to have a crush on me?

Shi Qingxuan: We've all had a crush on you at some point

Xie Lian: I don't think that-

Mu Qing: Show of hands if you've ever had a crush on his Highness?

All hands go up.

Xie Lian, gaping: General Pei?

Pei Ming, unrepentant: Gonna be honest, I thought you were a princess.

Hua Cheng at the back taking down names.

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

*after an explosion*

Feng Xin, helping Mu Qing stand: Fuck, you okay?

Mu Qing: Yea, I think so

Shi Qingxuan, on the ground: Oh my god

Pei Ming, flat on his back: We’re okay too, lover boy

Feng Xin: *red faced and embarrassed grumbling*

[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Pei Ming: *finds a note* Hmm, what’s this? 
Xie Lian: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* 
Pei Ming: Hoho, it's a love note from Crimson Rain? 
Xie Lian: No- 
Pei Ming: *opens it* 
Pei Ming: 
Xie Lian: 
Pei Ming: I can't read this.

Xie Lian, sighs: I know.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Xie Lian: San Lang, can you pay for this for me?

Hua Cheng: Oh, sure.

Mu Qing: Hold on, he can't just pay for you!

Hua Cheng (offended): Why not? I'm dianxia's husband, I get him anything he likes.

Mu Qing: We're playing Monopoly!!

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TGCF Quote #3

Xie Lian: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Hua Cheng: Um...Neat.

*later* Hua Cheng, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Blackwater. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. He Xuan, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Hua Cheng. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Shi Qingxuan confessed their love for me? Hua Cheng: Didn't you thank them? He Xuan: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

[sugar-bi-scuit]

Xianle trio: *screaming*

Hua Cheng: What's wrong, gege?!

Feng Xin: Why are you only asking him when Mu Qing and I are also here?

Hua Cheng: Because gege wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two idiots scream whenever you get the chance.