This started out as a joke but then i realised the hight difference is kind of accurate💀
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me when my romance partner speaks in a weird european accent: 🥰
me when my romance partner tells me i've been naughty thrice:😨
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the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league
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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
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got my blood let and humors rebalanced at claires
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Some old yuri on ice art based on the official art :)
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I will never be able to recommend platonic love enough. I spend years trying to find the right romantic connection not fully noticing that I had built a beautiful life for myself with two platonic soulmates that I wouldn’t trade for anything. Just know that there is more than one kind of love in this world and it’s valid to choose a different kind of path.
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kith
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— Hozier, Devil
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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?
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