#Angron

[plasmometer]

HOW DOES YOUR PRIMARCH LOOK LIKE?

// first meeting of kharn&angron //

[diabolicalevil]

No context handing a Primarch a cat

I'm thinking about the freaks again,,, love those guys

Lion El'johnson: grabs it by the stomach and immediately tosses it to the ground. he knows it will be fine cause he's also a kitty

Fulgrim: if its a siamese, ragdoll or one of those expensive ones he'll start fawning over how gorgeous and elegant it is. other breeds he'll be very confused and a little intrigued. if it's a black cat he'll point at it and go "that's you" to ferrus manus

Perturabo: do not hand this man a cat he will hurt it!!!! on accident. and he'll be self loathing about the only thing he knows how to do is destroy until the end of time. and you're like yeah ok whatever but we gotta take that thang to the vet man

Jaghatai Khan: deeply amused, he thinks it's cute but will pass it back to you. unless it visibly has zoomies. "a fine warrior!" he will proclaim as it runs around

Leman Russ: dog person, doesn't like cats at all but he's experienced enough w animals to hold it properly. frowning so hard and puts it down quickly but gently

Rogal Dorn: he's holding it two handed like its a really big subway sandwich. very confused, just so baffled. if he let's it stay and it walks over his desk he talks to it very sternly about how that is Not appropriate behaviour. it does it again

Konrad Curze: DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN AN ANIMAL TO HOLD. he scares it away with his freak aura, for the best tbh

Sanguinius: curious but amused. the cat is going AT it trying to attack his wings but he's holding it very nicely I think sang loves animals

Ferrus Manus: annoyed I'm afraid. he's also worried he'll hurt it and passes it off to someone else. under no circumstances is that "someone else" someone from his legion, they cannot be trusted

Angron: another do not give this man an animal. its cute to him however ☝️ he is aware he might hurt it and is very quick to let it run off

Roboute Guilliman: confused but he's so tired everything is confusing him. he just treats it like another Thing to Handle and puts it on the stupid useless paperwork pile. if he ever locks back in to reality I think he'd find it very cute. it lives in his office now

Mortarion: annoyed. he doesn't like animals as much as plants but if it's a rarer breed of cat he'll quietly observe it like a bug for a little while. otherwise he's shoving it back to you immediately

Magnus: MAGNUS CAT DAD PROPAGANDA he has ten squillion cats in his library and this one is coming home with him too

Horus Lupercal: laughs, he thinks it's very amusing. handles it clumsily but he's doing his best

Lorgar Aurelian: extremely unfamiliar with animals, they're not allowed in the temple so he doesn't know what to do with it and hands it back to you

Vulkan: the best cat holder on this list. any confusion is not relevant he's holding that thang as if he personally gave birth to it

Corvus Corax: not interested and thinks it's weird you'd hand it to him, hands it back by the scruff of the neck

Alpharius/Omegon: kitty gets too confused and runs away

[mosswalk]

Primarch Headcanons: Pool Edition

Since the last one did so well how the fuck did that get to 75 notes, who are you people I figured it's okay for me to make another one, since the wretched heat continues and there's a horrible heatwave on its way here. Eugh. So! How do our Primarchs plus co enjoy the pool? And I haven't really touched on post-heresy with this one, except Fulgrim. Deal with it.

Lion: He's a swimmer or soak kind of guy. Either he's getting his cardio in, or he's found a nice shade in the corner of the pool to sit in. He's not much for direct sunlight but that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy being outside.

Fulgrim: Oh you know he got a whole magnificent floatie, plus drinks tray, and he's basking in the middle of the pool, catching rays, wearing cool shades, and enjoying himself. Post-heresy? He can and will use his bigass tail as a floatie.

Perturabo: The man Does Not enjoy the pool. He can be found in the shade, on dry land, away from everyone else. But after everyone has left?... Well, he might dip a toe in. Sit on the edge, enjoy the quiet and the stars above. Mmmmaybe go for a short midnight swim.

Jaghatai: He's not much of a water person, as water is denser than air and thus hampers the speed capabilities, but he doesn't mind catching rays on the shore. Sometimes it's nice to swim and see if he can enhance his speed skills.

Leman Russ: Water hound. Man cannonballs into the pool the moment he can and is quite happy to paddle around, spraying water on anyone who gets within range for the shits and giggles of it. He'll do diving challenges and play games, just having a grand ol' time.

Rogal Dorn: Either you will find him on the shore, in the shade, just vibing in his own, or in one of the corners of the pool, also just vibing in his own. Soak or shore, but at least he's present and not buried in work.

Konrad Curze: He's swimming and being a menace, mostly patrolling the waters like a shark of Old Terra. He may do some dive challenges, but mostly he's just circling. It may seem menacing, but in truth? It's quiet here, under the surface, and he likes that. He prefers to swim during dusk specifically, because it's not full blast sunlight of daytime, and his nights are reserved for haunting.

Sanguinius: Shore or shallow end. He's either catching rays, lying on his belly, wings all floofed out, or he's doing the birdbath thing of idly preening his wings in the shallow waters. Just cooling down and enjoying himself. And splashing water everywhere he shakes those massive wings while in the water.

Ferrus Manus: He's a soak kind of guy. He'll slide in from the edge, find a good spot, and just lay his arms on the shore with his head resting on top, idly kicking his feet from time to time. He's just here to cool off for the most part, and pretend he doesn't have work to do for the next hour or so.

Angron: Sitting at the bottom of the pool. No, really. He'll come up for fresh air every so often but he's quick to dive down again and sit cross-legged on the bottom, eyes closed like he's meditating. The coolness of the water is helping a bit with the Nails, and the quietness of it is helping with his head. Just let him enjoy this, it's a small, rare reprieve.

Roboute Guilliman: Pool time is one of the few times he can officially let go of his responsibilities and enjoy a moment's respite. He's a swimmer, doing lap after lap, and having a grand ol' time. Sure, he can multitask by soaking in the shallow end and do paperwork on the edge but... let the man have his free time.

Mortarion: He'll remain on the shore, thanks. Maybe dip in a toe. He's not big on the whole 'public body of water contaminated by other people' thing. But he'll enjoy the shade and the gentle breeze, happy to remain landlocked.

Magnus: He'll be showing off every time he jumps into the water. He'll jump and do spins, flips, rotations, the works. He's good at it too. When he's not spinning and somersaulting, he's casually swimming around the edge, at ease, moisturised, in his element, unbothered.

Horus: Man doesn't need a floatie to float. Do with that information what you will. He will cannonball in, then vibe on his back, just idly kicking his legs from time to time and just enjoying the weather and the water.

Lorgar: He's a soak kind of guy, found in the shallow waters where he vibes in the sunlight, catching those sweet rays. To him it's a small, religious experience; being submerged in the waters of life, feeling the breeze on his skin like the breath of the earth, and the warm sunlight on his skin like something sacred. He could stay like this for hours, peacefully coexisting with life. Erebus and Kor Phaeron are not invited.

Vulkan: He's casually making one of the smaller pools into the equivalent of a hot spring, just by sitting in it. It's still significantly cooler than what he's used to, so mission success all the same. He's enjoying himself, and so are a few serfs who enjoy a good hot spring in the shade. Everyone wins.

Corvus: He doesn't attend until in the evening. He doesn't do well in the direct sunlight, so he goes for midnight swims instead, where it's nice and quiet, and he can enjoy the peace on his own. If he's ever found in the daylight hours by the pool, it's in the shadows where he feels the most comfortable.

Alpharius: Him and his twin are sometimes there, sometimes not. Sometimes it's just one of them, sometimes it's both of them. Sometimes they claim to not even like the pool. Go figure.

Bonus #1 - The Emperor: Floatie. Cocktail. Sunglasses. He is all vibes and nothing can stop him. He exists in the here and now, unbothered, sipping his drink, enjoying the sun and the water in equal measure. Balance in all things.

Bonus #2 - Malcador: One of three places; on the shore in the shade, vibing with a cold drink; swimming at a leisurely pace; or lying on top of the Emperor and using him as a floatie.

[de-rachel]

some little more

Hehe

[moociaoafterdark]

Theoretically... If it was sturdy and big enough...

... All of the Primarchs SHOULD be able to ride a rollercoaster. Build specifically for boys their size, but... That's still a rollercoaster.

Question is... What would happen on that ride?

Edit: deep in my bones, I KNOW at least one of them is going to fall out of their seat in the middle of the loop😭

[dio-niisio]

How would the legions react to Legion Mother being pregnant?

TW: tokophobia

Really depends on how they view their mum/Primarch!

Dark Angels:

They know you are important, you usually manage the legions serfs and any other baseline in that area, they know that Lion likes you even tho they see your marriage is mostly political and they know that after marriage comes children;

All that to say they get caught by surprise at the news! Like a bit too surprised, It's just that Lion doesn't seen to be the type to want children;

Anyway for "security reasons" you are not allowed to be by yourself now, what if something happens to their new sibling? Sure it's cute at first, but it gets tiring very easy. At least they are supportive!

Also they play a game among themselves to see how long its gonna take to the other legions to find out about it!

Birth is kind of easy affair, they know nothing of it so they leave at the hands of very capable individuals, they are gonna leave you alone with your baby for about 3 days, then they wanna see their sibling, maybe bring gifts;

Get ready for intrusive questions! They are a bit curious on how it feels to be pregnant, considering that the moment they heard the news they went to do a little research;

Emperor's Children

REALLY existed at the good news! They are gonna have a little sibling! You are gonna have some of then following you around! And when you star to show they all wanna feel the baby!

Start gifting things for the baby! All of them handmade for perfection!

Birth can be a bit tricky, sure they read anything to do about pregnancy and labour and want to be a part of the process but knowing teoredicals do not amount to the actual thing! Fulgrim will have to make sure they are outside of the labour room;

Iron Warriors

They see it as you and Perturabo doing a masterpiece together! Because yes! Father is very talented artist! This too will be perfect!

Then immediately will start doing baby predictions! Will they be a boy or a girl? When is de babe due? What day will they be born? Every. single. one. of them is included, they have a very big chard;

Will also gift you baby things, mostly toys;

Birth is a nightmare tho, they insist they know what they are doing even tho the apothecarium never did this before, Perturabo is NOT helping, but alas your babe is born! Forrix won the predictions;

White Scars

"Yay! Another sibling! Father is so blessed! Prepare the drinks! We party tonight!"

They are very happy! But this is not the Khan first child! They will help you if needed, but you are mostly left with Jaghatai other spouses (lovely group of people!);

They will keep a eye on you tho, so no funny business, no horse riding or jetbike riding, actually why don't you just sit down while you are like this?

Birth is very easy affair, you got awesome midwives, as many medicae as needed and one apothecary of things go really wrong! And your husband to give you support!

Space Wolves

Month long party! They like to wrestle for you favor and do drinking competitions to impress you, this include Leman;

A bit over existed at times but they mean well, there always one of them by your side, you want anything just say so! That is their new sibling in there! Depending on how far along are you they will want to feel and hear the baby;

Will hunt and bring you pelts, and make little tolkien's out of bone for you!

Birth is ok! Got yourself the best midwives that Fenris can offer and your husband by your side! After your baby is born they will give you some days alone with your kid (a part of their brain is scared that you will reject the child if they get to close) But after that? Another month long party!

Imperial Fists

Very happy, but in a more discreet way. Like they will plan with their father about fortifying the nursery, and help you discuss baby names, but they kinda see as having a kid to be your duty to the legion;

They will ask about every question there is to ask, the wanna be prepared;

They will monitor you every move, calculate the fastest route to the Apothecarium if anything goes wrong and will defend you like you are a fortress their baby sibling is in;

Birth is almost a disaster, they will try to insist that you let the apothecary do everything, just remind them that they know nothing about childbirth and that they should get a midwife NOW, Rogal just says "Listen to your mother.";

Night Lords

Curze gets 10000x more possessive of you during your pregnancy, so they tend to stay out of the way;

They already know that you are tough, you married their father, and that you are not scared easily, but the vulnerability of pregnancy made them look out for you;

That being said they also don't make it easy for you, got cramps none of their business, got cravings ask Konrad, is in active labour call a serf;

Birth is annoyingly complicated, the midwife is late, the apothecary refuses to look at you, Konrad is nowhere to be seen, but when you decide that enough is enough and start to give directions things end up ok;

Blood Angels

Are being very poetic about it, writing songs and painting the most beautiful portrait of you! Over all very happy to be big brothers! Probably they made an entire holiday just to celebrate that you are with child!

Very overprotective! You are never alone (even if Sanguinius didn't order his men to protect you, they would be by your side), your every need is met, but you also is NEVER alone, get used to them seeing you bath;

They also make little gifts to the baby! Mostly Blankets and cozy things;

Birth is chaotic, they are constantly questioning the midwives, asking their Father if you are doing things "right". At some point they get expelled from the labour room just to give you peace, they do apologize later!

Iron Hands

They aren't your biggest fans, they didn't know why Ferrus bothered to get married in the first place, but alas it has happened. When they hear the news of your pregnancy it all clicks together! "Ah! Yes, of course! Father wanted a heir!";

Very dismissive of you, but very worried about the baby! They don't really care that you are in any discomfort, but will want to know updates on their new sibling;

They'll be upset if it's a girl, because she can't become an Astartes, therefore she can't serve the legion! Their father put an end to this nonsense at once, even if it's a girl, she can serve the legion, we just need to find out what she can do;

Birth is kinda easy, mostly because you will have a C-section. That's non negotiable. But worry not your husband will be there to keep an eye on whoever is doing the procedure!

They are mostly surprised that Angron can have children! then immediately start to see your kid as a way to get closer to him, so expect a lot of love bombing from them in the early stages;

World Eaters

Some of them will develop a real bond with you, but after a while most of the others will leave you alone to deal with the pregnancy;

The ones that get closer to you will make you little baby tolkien's, necklaces and bracelets for when the kid gets here, and some of then for when they get older!

Birth is ok! The serfs midwives are here to help! But it's only them, Angron is having a episode due to all the emotions of being a father so the rest of the legion is keeping him away from you;

Ultramarines

"The next logical step in a marriage! Congratulations mum! Let's hope for many to come!" They tend to be very logical about this, so they will read every bit of information about pregnancy and motherhood, this has nothing to do with the fact that they are also very nervous about this;

You will have a flock of ultramarines follow you around, did they wished that you stayed in in one place for you protection? Yes! But they won't stop you, unless is the last few months of your pregnancy, then they start to follow their Father orders to keep you in place!

They will practice teoredicals with you to calm you down from pregnancy anxiety!

Birth can be a bit complicated tho, mostly because they are having a entire argument on who gets to be in the delivery room with you and Father, it gets to the point that the midwives have to kick them out of there! Also Guilliman is running late;

Death Guard

Very good at this pregnancy stuff! Mostly because they are good at biology and chemistry, but still. Overall very happy about it, happy to have a new sibling, happy that their father had found himself a good family;

They will ask how you doing during the pregnancy, they want to know on what they can help and ask general questions on the baby. They want to help you choose the name!

But they tend to be a little bit… Intrusive… They're very happy, but you don't seem to have time for privacy, and all of them want to feel the baby, and sometimes the questions can be a little inappropriate, but they kind of mean well;

Birth is not bad! You said it's just you, Mortarion and the midwives and they respect that! But the moment that babe is out of you they wanna see!

Thousand Sons

They figure out before you do! They say they can see the child soul since the beginning and were waiting on the good news, then they go on a ramble about the sea of souls and the warp;

Happy about having a new sibling, start doing predictions on how powerful your kid is going to be! Also, they like to talk to the baby, just so that when they are finally here they can recognize their voices;

Very protective of you, they kinda track you down by seeing where your aura is just to have a excuse to talk to you about the baby or gift something that they made!

Birth is chaotic! Half of them wants to use warp powers in the birth the other half doesn't want you to have negative side effects, the midwife is trying to do her job with 3 marines asking questions about everything and Magnus is trying to put things under control and comfort you at the same time;

Luna Wolves

50/50 honestly. Don't get me wrong, they're happy for their Father, but jealousy runs a bit deep. What if mum doesn't like us anymore type of behaviour;

That doesn't mean they won't celebrate for days! Their Father is happy so they all are, but prepare yourself they will try to "win" your favor back;

Will go on hunts to give you pelts and will pull a favor or two to gift you fine silks, if you tried to tell them that it wasn't needed they will think that you didn't like the gifts;

Birth is is a quite easy affair! It's just you, Horus, the mournival and the midwives in the room, and yes the mournival have to be there your lovely husband said so! After the birth another party will ensure, this one bigger!!

Word Bearers

Did anyone expect this? Not really, most of the legion didn't think Lorgar had it in him. So this must mean this is a blessing from the gods! All praise!

They will start to see you in more of a religious figure worthy of adoration then their Legion Mother, so you better prepare to be seen as some form of fertility saint bacause the serfs will start to pray to you;

The only one not really pleased with the entire situation is Kor Phaeron, but he's never really happy about anything;

Birth is hard. It's just you and Lorgar, you are in a altar it almost looks like a sacrifice and the whole process is treated like some form of ritual, you and the baby turn out ok tho;

Salamanders

The happiest boys ever! Seeing a family grown is always a happy thing! Especially when it's your family! Also having a new sibling is gonna be fun!

You now are followed around by more salamanders than usual, they are here for your comfort! Ask and you shall receive! From cravings to fluffing your pillows they are here for it! Especially the neophytes, these babies never been so focus on something like they are on you!

It's not recommended to take gifts from them, because you will cause a legion wide forging competition, and none of them can beat their Father;

Birth is very easy! Just you, Vulkan, midwives and two apothecaries on the other side of the door, that no one tells you are there, in case something goes horribly wrong!

Raven Guard

They immediately get very nervous, they are happy of course! But what if something happens to your or the baby?? They are gonna start some form of protocol just in case;

But after that? They are gonna leave you alone while they check on you in the shadows. You are not gonna be ignored and they are on your back and call, they are giving support from all the way over there, thank you very much;

They will gift you with shiny trinkets and soft silks, just in case you may want to nest;

Another chaotic birth! You wanted you, Corvus and the midwives, you got in the room you, Corvus, all the apothecaries that fits in there, 1 midwife and i don't know how many others hiding in the shadows in case of a attack!

Alpha Legion

They know. it's twins. Congratulations! Don't ask how they know tho;

Anyway they prepared everything! Now you have five other women who look exactly like you following you around at all times, and yes they are all pregnant too!

Will actively hide you from anyone, and when asked they will pretend to be confused and say "We don't have a Legion Mother, Father never married.";

Birth is confusing. They were right it was twins, but you can't remember anything from the process, you just woke you with your kids in hand with Alpharius and Omegon by your sides;

[gotham-at-nightfall]

A Moment of Calm

By Lucas Schmat

[loongit]

a tiny lil comic about khârn wanting a turn on the xborks bonus doodle under cut

[feeeeeeeeeesh]

There is one version of Corax’s backstory, where the Emperor arrived alone before he has freed Deliverance, and taught him to nuke Kiavahr. He returned to collect Corax after Deliverance has been freed from the influence Kiavahr’s tech guilds.

However, if you consider that the previous primarch that was found was Angron, and how the Emperor treated him when he found him mid-revolution, we can come to one of two conclusions:

1. The Emperor was using the scientific method when deciding what to do when finding a son mid-revolution, and clearly what he tried with Angron failed, so he’s using a new method on Corax, which, fortunately, worked

2. The Emperor for whatever reason just really Did Not Like Angron

[frythebrains]

Woe be upon you. Have the primarchs ranked by how transmasc-coded they are.

[diabolicalevil]

Assigning the Primarchs Fairy Tales

okok I made a post abt rogal dorn getting mad about the 3 little pigs so my genius mind has come up with this

Lion El'johnson: Wizard of Oz

absolutely affronted by the concept of the cowardly lion and takes any mention of it as a personal attack. how dare u accuse him of being cowardly. he will find the wizard and put his head on a pike

Fulgrim: The Princess and the Pea

he, too, is such a delicate princess sleeper that a pea under 50 mattresses would bother him

Perturabo: Humpty Dumpty

I don't really have any justifications, he's just sad and miserable like that

Jaghatai Khan: The Gingerbread Man. or like. Spirit. the horse one

he supports misadventures and he also supports running like hell

Leman Russ: Goldilocks and The Three Bears

yeah I think he'd break into someone's house and judge their stuff. also bears

Rogal Dorn: The 3 Little Pigs

becomes uncontrollable with rage upon reading it, orders all copies destroyed for heresy. after he calms down it becomes his life mission to create impenetrable straw and stick fortresses

Konrad Curze: Cinderella

HEAR ME OUT I mean the brothers grimm version. like the one where the step sisters cut their toes off to fit into the shoes and at the end they get their eyes plucked out by ravens. he likes that ending a lot lmao

Sanguinius: Beauty and the Beast

thinks its all very romantic and is very entranced by the idea of being magically freed of beastly features. for no particular reason

Ferrus Manus: The Wild Robot

not really a classic as far as I know but very fitting for him. he does want to kick his sons in head until they die but only out of love for them bcs theyre fucking up big time

Angron: not a clue I'm so sorry. I'm open to suggestions

Roboute Guilliman: Rumpelstiltskin

SO annoyed by unfair deals it's insane. admires the daughter turned queens use of her resources at hand to solve a problem

Mortarion: Hansel and Gretel

now I'm not saying he would trick children and attempt to eat them. but I'm not not saying that

Magnus: Matilda

he, too, is so autistic he can explode people with his mind

Horus Lupercal: The Emperor's New Clothes

sorry man but u had that coming

Lorgar Aurelian: The Christian Bible

self explainitory

Vulkan: The Ugly Duckling

unfortunately that grown man is crying on the floor after reading that

Corvus Corax: haven't the foggiest ❤️ IM SO SORRY

Alpharius/Omegon: Swan Lake

something something an evil doppelganger stealing your place

[thethronezone]

I know that they probably can't get sick, but, Primarchs dealing with a cold/the flu?

Who is capable and who is channeling that inner dying Victorian child?

Ok, so let's say that the Primarchs got hit with some sort of enemy bio-weapon. Now, it would cause any normal human to die a slow and agonizing death but a Primarch? It's just like a bad case of the flu which their superhuman immune system will flush out in like a week. Until then however...

Pretends to feel fine, refuses to stop working like normal even with a fever: Perturabo, Magnus, Lion

Works in bed while hooked up to an IV: Ferrus, Rogal, Roboute

Keeps forgetting he's sick and has to be urged back to bed: Vulkan, Alpharius, Horus

Mother, take me out to the garden, one last time: Leman (he's making a joke out of it), Jaghatai (he's also making a joke out of it), Konrad (he's delirious with fever and legit thinks he's dying)

Feels guilty for getting sick and keeps apologizing: Sanguinius, Lorgar (Kor Phaeron was NOT a good parent)

Knocked out cold in bed the whole time: Corvus, Angron, Fulgrim

Doesn't notice anything is different: Mortarion

[kingwithpaintedfingers]

Consider for Mortarion's bad ending: garlic ice cream.

Primarch Headcanons: Ice-cream Edition

In honour of the wretched summer months, and the delicious ice-cream I thoroughly needed the other day, I've been thinking: what ice-cream flavours would the primarchs like?

Lion: Vanilla, occasionally a sneaky neapolitan. He's a simple man with simple needs, and he likes his one scoop vanilla ice-cream in a cone. When no one is watching? Rainbow sprinkles. Post-heresy? He no longer cares if anyone is watching, he's dunking that in the sprinkle tray.

Fulgrim: A connoisseur of ice-creams, a true enjoyer of the experience of melding flavours and deliciousness for a decadent cone of enjoyment. Hard to say which ones he loves the most, really, but he'll take three scoops in a cone, dunk that in purple sprinkles, add whipped cream, fluff, and wafers, fruity sauce, the whole ten yards. This is an indulgence and by the Emperor, he'll indulge. And post-heresy? The only thing that's changed is the portion size. And maybe some less uh... hinged flavours.

Perturabo: Believe it or not, Perty likes a very specific combo. One scoop of dark chocolate, one scoop of mint. Not mint chocolate chip, no no, it has to be one scoop of each, equal size, in a cup, not a cone. And he eats it with a spoon, one bite at a time. He's very particular, but it brings him a certain amount of joy. He makes a little origami structure out of the cup when he's done. It is somehow sparkling clean. Post-heresy? Nothing's changed, not even a galactic war can keep him from his rare, frozen treat.

Jaghatai: Going with his theme, I think he's lactose intolerant and thus avoids any milk-based treats. Instead, it's the sorbets. He's not picky and will pick a kaleidoscope each time. Has been seen enjoying a snowball of shaved ice and syrup, usually in rainbow colours.

Leman Russ: Oh he'd absolutely go for the bacon ice-cream when he realises it exists (and now you do too) but he'd go for pistachio too, sometimes mixing them together. Beyond that, he'll devour just about any ice-cream really, and he'll do so at an alarming rate. He doesn't get brain-freeze.

Rogal Dorn: He has two flavours he goes for, depending on the day, the time of day, the tilt of the planet, and the rotation of the sun. One is rocky road, in a cone. Because it is fortified with both soft (marshmallow) and hard (choccy bits) armour and this pleases him. The other is buttered pecan, in a cone. Because it surprises its consumer with harder pecan bits to chew, and he must remain vigilant, even when eating ice-cream. No toppings.

Konrad Curze: Surprisingly normal. He likes stracciatella ice-cream. There is nothing weird about it either, it's not infused with blood or pulverised bone, or fortified with the screams of criminals. It's regular vanilla with choccy drizzles inside. He'll get his ice-cream and go huddle in a corner somewhere, devouring it slowly, not because of any weirdness but because the sharp teeth are a bit temperature sensitive.

Sanguinius: To absolutely no one's surprise, he really likes strawberry ice-cream, with extra jam. Maybe with a sprinkle of choccy bits and a little dollop of whipped cream. His wings fluff up when he eats it. It's a little embarrassing.

Ferrus Manus: Had a little trouble with this guy, but he strikes me as someone who'd enjoy chocolate a lot. Either chocolate ice-cream, or vanilla doused in coco and chocolate sauce. Maybe with a sneaky hazelnut scoop now and again, for variety.

Angron: Shaved ice, and not too sweet. He likes a large snowcone with tiger's blood syrup. If that's not available, he likes any syrup but please don't mix it. Tiger's blood (watermelon, strawberry, coconut) is an exception cause it sounds metal as fuck and it's refreshing. Post-heresy? He doesn't eat much ice-cream anymore. But every so often, every so often, there's a rare moment where he can get a snowcone. And he gets a snowcone and forgets the world for a few blissful moments.

Roboute Guilliman: He's a simple man who likes simple things. He fucking loves tiramisu ice-cream. In a cone, please. Post-reawakening: He still loves tiramisu ice-cream but now he smiles a bit more when he has it. He can appreciate it so much more now.

Mortarion: Anything floral. If there's no flower-based ice-cream, he'll go for something with a subtle, refined, gentle flavour. Something just a little sweet, a little tart, a hint of ginger, you get the idea. In a paper-cup, so the risk of him actually touching (and sullying!) his ice-cream is lessened. Post-heresy: ... One of two things. Either we go with the happy route, that sometimes he secretly makes a little bit of ice-cream for himself, or the not-so-happy route of describing what Champions of Nurgle eat. I'd rather not do that last one, I'm in a good mood today.

Magnus: He loves watermelon and pineapple. One scoop of each, topped with poprocks, marshmallow fluff, and rainbow sprinkles. In a cup. Sometimes he's dumb and forgets to put his cup in the trashcan (he has things to DO!) He'll also make little sculptures in the fluff for fun, before eating it.

Horus: A cone with one scoop of salty licorice and one scoop of vanilla, with a little bit of hazelnut sprinkled on top and a slight drizzle of caramel. A slightly odd combination but he really enjoys it. And he sometimes forgets to get it all around, so occasionally melted ice-cream will drip over his hand and on his chest. Without a shirt. You're welcome.

Lorgar: He likes parfaits, so when it's ice-cream time, he likes passionfruit and mango, with whipped cream, in a cone. It's like a slightly colder parfait and it makes him happy. Post-heresy? He still gets his ice-cream now and again, when he can get the materials past angry Corvus outside. Erebus and Kor Phaeron gets no ice-cream.

Vulkan: He loves caramel. No matter what he picks, there will be caramel. He doesn't do the unholy trinity of caramel ice-cream doused in caramel sauce with caramel fudge bits on top though. He'll mix it up now and again, but caramel will always been incorporated somehow. Because caramel? Is sugar forged in fire and that really does something for him.

Corvus: Big dark birbman likes, to no one's surprise, dark chocolate. Bitter, sweet, lots of coco sprinkled on top. In a cone. Just one scoop though, no need to overdo it. Post-birddaemon? Rarely but sometimes he'll somehow get his hands on a cone of dark chocolate ice-cream and stand outside Lorgar's house, menacingly, while eating it.

Alpharius: Fuck knows. Sometimes he claims he doesn't even like ice-cream and yet the day before he was happily munching on a banasplit. Go figure.

Bonus #1 - Emperor: Anything with alcohol involved. Rum Raisin for instance. Whiskey ice-cream. Vodka-doused fruity ice-cream. If it has alcohol, he's reaching for it. And adding more alcohol. Man can't get drunk, so he's enjoying all the subtle flavours of booze and ice-cream mixing together.

Bonus #2 - Malcador: The fruitiest, sparkliest, girliest, most flamboyant ice-cream known to man, with sparklers, cocktail umbrellas, coloured plastic cocktail stirrers, you name it. He goes all out with this, because he stopped giving a fuck many years ago. And maybe, just maybe, he's ordering it just to fuck with other people.

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ONWARDS, MY SOLDIERS!

HOLDING THE PRIMARCH + THEIR DAD IS COMPLETE!!

THANK YOU FOR THE PATIENCE, I HAD FUN!!

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