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he stands between me and every thought of religion

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hey james hetfield if your phone number was money how much would you have??

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just remembered james fucked a girl so hard her head went into the wall

i wanna say you just reminded me of this..but it does regularly go through my mind just on its own. circles back round every couple weeks like “heyyyy”

and every time i’m left thinking, yeah, i do wish that was me, because one, for many reasons i feel that seeing him in such a state of pleasure he literally forgets himself would have me hot af, and also cause what a cool anecdote to have. just having a meal with friends and being like, ‘james hetfield fucked my head into a wall’. just dropping that like it’s nothing, i’d want that

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I - IMAGINE you’re actually in this situation and someone pulls out a camera and starts taking pictures of it all happening WITH FLASH ☠️ anywho, the Lars and James threesomes keep me up at night too btw, I - it’s real whack to think about how these men have did stuff you’ll never hear about 😀😀😀

i’d be torn between wanting it to be a secret…you know between everybody who was in the room cause it was probably full..but also like, somewhere down the line, years later, people on tumblr would see it and let out screams of jealousy into their pillows at the sight of their faves grabbing my tits..amongst other things..

when it comes to the stuff we’ll never hear about. yeah they can keep that to themselves cause i have a deep feeling that what we have heard is mild. and we’re already sometimes like wow…i don’t think i could handle it sanely is what i’m saying

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saw this and had the joy of reminding myself that these two old men have shared groupies.

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HAVE YOU SEEN the pictures of James and cliff sharing a groupie- my mouth is AGAPE

if you’re talking about the ones they went and fucking SIGNED then yeah i have. and believe me my jaw was dropped wide like i was side of stage at s&m 1999 when i saw them..

thinking about it and having them flashing through my mind, like james’ toothy smile or the way he grabbed her..grabbed her boobs- it should have been me okay.

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you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win

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james having thigh tattoos…that’d be the eighth wonder of the world right there

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does he have thigh tattoos? if he does he should show them if he doesn’t he should get them.

i NEED to see him in shorts more

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you got it. that. is so specific..and soo exactly what i desperately want. just look how big he is and broad. i can’t stop reading this someone needs to take my phone away from me..

battery, GO // x

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battery, GO // x

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and when i put that in my mouth.

Why didn't I see this coming.

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okay but when modern!80s!james turns into modern!90s!james…..

it’s just a shot of him after montreal, plastered in bandages and gauze, out of his mind on pain killers, slurring out a “hi im johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass” or maybe a “hi im james hetfield and welcome to metallica” cause he thinks he’s funny

Just thinking about modern 80s james watching the jackass movies and absolutely loving it. He also 100% tried pulling a "hello I'm johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass!" At least once

he was most definitely obsessed with the jackass movies as a teen. him and his buddies would try and do their own jackass stunts and would always record it.

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dilf

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very intense feelings for 2019 james..

need him to fuck so deeply it’s like he’s trying to mould your pussy to the shape of his cock. like when he leaves you empty, your body just craves him back inside. or when he does pull out, it feels like he’s still there for days..need to be walking funny from this one

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waited till the end to see that mtv are useless

okay i’m also trying to figure out what era it is, i think he was heavier in 04-05 and the slicked back hair is very 07-08.

but the beard is too short for 06, 07, and 08??? maybe late 2008?? i’m scouring the internet for the show this clip is from too.

my fucking god the COINCIDENCE

i just turned on mtv and there’s a live metallica show playing, it’s a clip from master of puppets, it is so definitely this era, so i searched it and it says from Quebec Magnetic, recorded on November 1 2009, it kind of matches that clip, i’m not certain but that’s all i can offer

but also, yes, i only said 04/05 cause i thought 2006 then my brain drifted off to seoul so i stopped that train of thought (unwillingly) then i thought like you, it’s early death magnetic, only thing is, the google searches kept bringing up the looong beard..i’m going insane.

in conclusion, yes, probably late 00s, pre punk phase?????

edit: here’s the link, i got hyped up and forgot it

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okay i’m also trying to figure out what era it is, i think he was heavier in 04-05 and the slicked back hair is very 07-08.

but the beard is too short for 06, 07, and 08??? maybe late 2008?? i’m scouring the internet for the show this clip is from too.

my fucking god the COINCIDENCE

i just turned on mtv and there’s a live metallica show playing, it’s a clip from master of puppets, it is so definitely this era, so i searched it and it says from Quebec Magnetic, recorded on November 1 2009, it kind of matches that clip, i’m not certain but that’s all i can offer

but also, yes, i only said 04/05 cause i thought 2006 then my brain drifted off to seoul so i stopped that train of thought (unwillingly) then i thought like you, it’s early death magnetic, only thing is, the google searches kept bringing up the looong beard..i’m going insane.

in conclusion, yes, probably late 00s, pre punk phase?????

edit: here’s the link, i got hyped up and forgot it