#heavnlyhetfield

[bubbledtee]

2019 james got me feeling some things…

he’s just so big house cat coded

and also just. so big. now, i’m 5’0”, i’ve got stubby little legs and little arms and i just come up to his shoulder. this man is fucking massive and i cannot stop thinking about it.

need him fucking me on his lap in front of a mirror and he pulls my legs over his arms so i can’t close them and just absolutely rails me 😵‍💫 saying the nastiest shit in my ear and not stopping until i can barely keep my head up

ugh fee. don’t do this to me.

he absolutely uses your size kink to his advantage. he does everything he can to make you feel all small next to him and it works. he leans down to hear you better, towers over you constantly, puts his huge hand over your smaller ones, gives you his huge shirts to wear. ugh.

nd he loves lifting you like you’re nothing when he fucks you because it just gets you so braindead. he’ll have you from behind and just start lifting you until he’s holding pretty much all of your weight while fucking you and kissing your neck.

he’ll also lean forward and press his tummy against your back when taking you from behind just so you feel super tiny. and he’ll be groaning in your ear like “doin so good takin’ daddy’s big cock in your tight little pussy, baby. i know it must be so hard for such a tiny girl to take a big old man’s cock like this.”

sigh i am so depraved

[30-3am]

i need to make out with him and have it be dirty

funny thing is i was just writing something about making out with james the other day. i will transfer it here instead.

he's bodily pulled you onto his lap, your legs bracketing his thighs as he sloppily presses his lips to yours in a desperate kiss. there's a groan low in the back of his throat that vibrates through you as you grip the ends of his hair, the sounds of your lips meeting filling the room.

he's gripping your hips, pulling you down over the growing length in his jeans and smirking against your lips at the sound of your whine, silencing the sounds as he licks at your lips and makes his way into your mouth. you accept him gratefully, letting his hands wander from your hips to your ass, up to your back and slipping under your shirt.

you're entirely focused on the feel of his lips, hands fisting into his shirt and rolling your hips down onto his crotch to gain some relief from the growing ache between your legs.

eventually, the kisses die down to slow pecks, stealing one last kiss before pulling away and gazing at his bruised lips and relishing in the taste of him still lingering on your tongue.

both your chests are heaving, eyes on each other's faces before you glance down to his crotch.

"want me to take care of that?"

he smirks at you when you not so subtly grind down on him, his air debonair as he shuffles down in his seat and bounces you once in his lap.

"would be nice."

you smile, pressing your swollen lips to his in a heated kiss and sliding off his lap, onto your knees.

[briyourmotherdown]

james going absolutely feral when you wear one of his motörhead shirts

james putting his cowboy hat on you while you ride him and his big, warm hands are on your hips practically moving you up and down

james eating you out right before a show as a “good luck charm”

james letting you play one of his guitars (he’s somewhat surprised by how turned on he gets)

let me tell you. the scream i let out was unholy. I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T JUST CHOOSE ONE BUT THE FUCKINGMG COWBOY HAT ONE. it's calling to me. it's saying my name.

I don't know why but i'm imagining it's summer and he's been working on his car out in the sun, and he's wearing the cowboy hat to keep the sun out of his face as he works. He's been out there for so long though, and you've been patiently waiting, sitting pretty in a lawn chair as you watch him, bringing him iced tea every now and then.

But he was taking so long, and you were getting restless watching him, the way his biceps flexed as he worked on the engine, the way he would hum along to to the country and western station on the radio, sweat making his skin glow under the sun.

"James," you call softly from your place on the lawn chair, "Are you almost done?"

He's laying on the pavement now to work on the underside of the car, "Not yet, honey."

He doesn't slide out from underneath to look at you when he speaks, not catching the way you pout to yourself and huff. You only last five more minutes, crossing your arms and standing up to stand over his hips.

"James." You say firmly.

When he sees your shoes, he pushes himself out from under the car, still laying on his back as he looks up at you. You're standing with your legs spread, the breeze offering him full view of your panties underneath your sundress.

He falters for a moment, lost in staring up your dress, before he drops his wrench and grips your calf in one hand, "Yeah, sweetheart?"

You falter from just his touch on your leg, bottom lip pushed out into a pout as you look down at him, "You're taking too long."

"What do you need me for, baby?"

His tone is smug, trailing a finger up your calf to your thigh, trace of a smirk on his lips. When you don't answer, he taps your leg for you to move aside while he pushes himself out from beneath the car properly, leaning his back up against one of the doors. He motions to his lap, and you eye him curiously for a moment before he tugs at your wrist to get you to straddle him.

Your knees scrape a little on the pavement but you don't care, settling your legs on either side of his waist and sighing in relief from being able to be close to him.

"I think I know what you need me for," he gently runs his fingers over your cheek and down to your lips, "but I'm real tired from working'"

You cast your eyes down in disappointment, but he tilts your gaze back up with a finger under your chin, "But that doesn't mean you can't take what you want, honey."

That's how you end up with your dress hiked up and panties pulled aside, bouncing up and down on his cock as he watches, eyes hooded and big, warm hands gripping at your hips. His fingertips dig into the plushy skin as he helps your movements, watching proudly as you grip at his t-shirt and take what you want from him.

He takes the cowboy hat off his head and places it onto yours, grinning smugly as he lets himself lean back against the car, watching as you work yourself onto him, lifting one hand up to your head to keep the hat on when you throw it back in a moan.

"There we go," he grunts, "Fuckin' take it. It's yours."

You'd never been more thankful for James' garage being out of view from the neighbours, but the way he grips your hips makes you think you wouldn't care either way.

[killerqueenhetfield]

it’s my birthday so i’m thinking about b-day sex with jason. literally any era (but current jason is soooooo… mmm)

OH MY GOD!!!!

Everyone say happy birthday @heavnlyhetfield rn

CW: smut (and grammatical errors), let me know if like I missed anything

Jason would be so soft and delicate at first, loving on you, making you feel so loved on your birthday. He probably would do something romantic, like light candles and/or put flower petals over the bed. Jason wants to make you feel special on your special day.

He would mutter such sweet and lovely things in your ear, telling you how good you feel and how he wants to make you feel so good on your birthday. All he wants is to make you feel so good.

He would be on top, going slow and sensual. Jason would feel your skin with his big hands and lean down, giving you sweet kisses all over your face and neck, sucking at the skin at your collarbone.

Jason would make you so much, only focusing on you. He doesn’t care about himself right now.

There is a point where his so rough with you becuase he’s so caught up in making you feel too good. He would say things like “so good for me, letting me fuck you right.”

And if you end up giving him a blowjob, he’d be gently running his fingers through your hair or gently rub his hands over your skin. He’d say little things like “my sweet lil thing,” and cute little birthday related things and stuff.

[w0niecult]

okay i LOVE current james, he’s happy and healthy and idk something about him being so experienced is just 😩 also the way he talks about therapy and what he’s learned is incredibly endearing. i’ve also been through a lot of therapy and treatment and seeing someone so famous casually talk about it is !!!!! ❤️❤️

my man my man my man >_<

yes!! I’m so happy he’s doing well these days, and It’s nice to see someone you look up to mention that they too struggle sometimes and that they’re not afraid to get help (I honestly think it helps de-stigmatize the idea of seeking help/getting therapy)

I’ve seen people make fun of James for struggling with his sobriety and mental health, which is really fucking sad because he’s genuinely a sweet guy, and I don’t think you should ever use someone’s struggles against them

(I even saw someone say, "Nice! Finally!" in a prank where someone said that he died of an overdose, which is just idk. It’s not something I’d joke about personally, even if that person said it jokingly; it’s just something I wouldn’t do)

But he genuinely looks so much better and happier these days, and it’s so nice to see!! I hope the guys have a great time on their tour and take care of each other🫶🤍✨

[doubletalkingmaeve]

giving you my jason pin board 🫶🏻

https://pin.it/6q0SN6z

I LOVE YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!

[allmoshnobrain]

OMG LINK THE PINTEREST BOARDDDD

it's here babe! i'll add more pins eventually

[jazpers-vampyr-kronikkerz]

HAPPY GIVING OF THE THANKS QUEERZ

@andyyywastaken @mezzyb0nb0n @sincerecinnamon @bring-onthe-rain @heavnlyhetfield @sk3z @ all of my mutualste tbh

[buzzbuzzbowie]

yay my favorite spotify playlist is back up

thank you @heavnlyhetfield <3

[bubbledtee]

we’re ovulating at the same time bestie 😔

i need him so deep in my guts that he can’t control himself and just starts rambling the dirtiest, filthiest shit he can think of and i need him to tell me he’s gonna give me a baby

please this is so real. i need him to be fucking me all deep with loud grunts and when he’s close he’s starting to ramble about cumming inside you. he’ll go “fuck, baby… gonna give you my cum… gonna fill you up nice and bred…” and when you whine and clench around him at that he goes “yeah? you like that? you want daddy to give you a baby? get your tummy all nice and swollen with my seed?”

i’m feral. please help

[30-3am]

hiiii lana

want him to thrust into me like that.

[killerqueenhetfield]

i’m shocked you can hear how loud i’m sobbing over this (aka jason’s face and james’s arm over him)

AND LARS LEANING ON KIRK :(

Literally sobbing so loud rn, you have to hear me right now. This is the sweetest and cutest thing in the world. They look so peaceful with each other.

[30-3am]

god he is just so.

i need him

it's actually shocking to me that he's almost 60. i can't deal with that he just looks so good.

he's a prime dilf. he's up there with the a-listers of dilf.

i want him. i need him.

[30-3am]

sitting with rancher!james in his truck, driving around vail doing farm chores, and folsom prison blues comes on and he just goes HAM

thumping his palm on the steering wheel and tapping his big ass foot and singing with the best johnny cash impression he can muster

when he sings “i hang my head and cry” he drops his voice as low as it can go just to make you laugh

yes this is me coming out as a johnny cash enjoyer. summer’s coming fast up here and for me that’s classic country weather

JOHNNY CASH MY LOVE

this is one of the cutest things i've had in my inbox...you'd just be sitting there, giggling in the passenger seat while he sings at the top of his lungs, putting on an overexaggerated country accent. as soon as the intro starts, he's turning it up, expressing his love for the song. and telling you to sing along with him.

also, if it was the live version, he'd say the "hi, i'm johnny cash," bit at the start and be all cute and UGHHH

he also uses your hand as a microphone and you genuinely get worried he's gonna crash the truck. and as soon as the song is over (and it's over quick because it's way too short and needs to be longer) he's laughing and telling you how good he sounded.

"best johnny cash impression you've ever heard right, baby?"

"sure..." and you'd just be giggling, smiling wide as the engine hums and james chuckles to himself.

[killerqueenhetfield]

hello. him.

HEEEELLLOOO. He’s so so so pretty I wanna kiss him on the face and give him a big hug and play with his hair. He’s the most beautiful fucking human that has ever fucking existed I swear to whatever’s fucking out there. Actually losing all of my shit. like I’m in love with him. And the hair. I wanna know his return if he did literally anything. I wanna pick that man up and put him in my pocket.

Also can we talk about the top right picture!!! JASON IS BEAUTIFUL AND NO INE WILL TELL ME OTHER WISE! Holy shit. Literally what the fuck is he so fucking gorgeous for. Like huh.

[30-3am]

lana!!!! hi i feel like i haven’t interacted with your blog in so long omg

HIIII

i've missed you :(( i've been reading your posts from afar (all of them making me giggle like a little bitch).

also, all these new pics of james just have me 🫠 he's a SLUT. such a slut i cannot take it anymore.