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Esme is and will always be played by Eva Green, to me.

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hot coffee or iced coffee ? coke or pepsi ? smoothie or milkshake ? orange juice or apple juice ? whats your boba order ?

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being nonbinary and trans is kind of like hides in the shower hides in the t shirt hides in bed hides behind n-95 hides in the dark hides at the party hides in line for the atm hides at the concert hides in the passenger seat

i mean it's kind of like cant take me anywhere can't tell me anything cant tell a joke around you can't help but take it so serious can't be honest with me can't lie to you right now can't go to work can't go home can't go can't make it can't talk about it right now

i guess what im trying to say is its like don't smile dont laugh dont stand up straight don't talk about it don't make eye contact dont talk about it don't go to work don't take a shower don't go anywhere don't talk about it don't talk about it don't talk about it

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the craziest thing about mulder + scully's relationship is that THEY dont care whether or not they're dating. like, they kiss sometimes and its whatever. they work together. they call each other while they're in the bath. they flirt and play baseball and sometimes they hate each other and never once have they tried to define it. i think that's so neat.

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Carlisle doesn't have a heart. Early on in his Trying to Kill Himself Era he ripped it out with his bare hands and threw it in the fire to see if it would kill him. The gaping hole in his chest healed over after a few decades but there's still a huge scar in the center of his chest. After destroying his heart did nothing, he tried to go for the brain, which is how he figured out that vampire bones (scull included) might be the hardest thing in the known universe.

He still wonders how completely you could hollow out a vampire's body before they ceased to function, and hypothesizes that a vampire could be completely empty so long as you didn't burn their bones.

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Last post before tomorrow, but if you cannot protest (or are not in the US), this is a link to Spencer Sunshine's "40 Ways to Fight Fascists."

If you are protesting, wear a mask, dress plainly, and bring water. If you're going with a group, talk about what to do if the situation becomes unsafe or violent. If you are going alone, let someone you trust know where you will be and to contact you if you don't check-in with them by a certain time. Trust your instincts and stay safe.

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!!VITAL SAFETY INFORMATION!!!

On the off chance anyone sees this before going to a protest: I've been seeing people say "sit down if you see someone not being peaceful so organizers can handle the situation."

do not listen to ANYONE that tells you to do this. EVER.

Intentionally or not, the person who told you that could get you or someone else killed.

NEVER sit on the ground in the presence of a police line. You are a sitting duck for the cops to aim less lethal munitions at you. They don't care if you are harmless. They will aim 40mm munitions designed to bounce and hit your legs directly at your head at point blank range because they think it's funny, and if you're not wearing a good helmet, you will die. I've seen it happen.

A sitting person is also an invisible obstacle for squad cars and cops on horseback. They will trample you on purpose, don't give them a way to do it on accident.

NEVER sit in the middle of a large standing crowd. You could be trampled in SECONDS. Visibility is extremely low when 1000+ people are packed into a small space. If any sort of action kicks off and people start moving frantically, they won't see you and you'll be trampled. I'm talking crushed bones, concussions, and worse. You also function as a weapon because people will trip over you and hurt themselves.

NEVER make a protester in a crowd more obvious to the police, especially if they are committing a crime, especially in a climate where people are being disappeared into government black sites, especially in a situation where that person is likely to be brown, black, undocumented, etc. This is life or death. This isn't about whether or not you agree with their action. Put your ego away.

NEVER trust unnamed and unaccountable organizers (IE every one of them you do not personally know) to handle "security". This is how movements are infiltrated and neutralized. You don't need cops in the movement to abolish cops.

We protect us. Respect a diversity of tactics. Be safe. Trust each other.

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its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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happy pride month to sunny baudelaire meeting isadora quagmire and immediately clocking her as gay

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DO NOT SWIM IN FLOODED MINES OH MY GOD?? Never swim in a flooded pit mine. Ever. Don't do it. The water dissolves and disperses dangerous chemicals, the angle of the bank means you're much more likely to fall in and not be able to get out, the depth of the water lends to both drowning via depth and cold shock, it's so fucking dangerous to swim in a flooded mine.

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“They should’ve talked about Bella’s hallucinations more after New Moon” not in a “it’s problematic and objectively bad storytelling to drop it” way, but in a “Edward’s pain and disbelief that Bella risked her life just to hear his voice was delicious, and I crave more” way

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my love... [art inst: ekaterinhop]

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It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.

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Violent Delights word count update: 53,980/~150k

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I don't want to be gross but glass dildos exist, and some people keep them cold on purpose. So.... Quite a few people like that. And also that would be the least freaky thing about Bella Swan's sexual proclivities, tbh.

no offense but wouldn’t getting fucked by an ice dick just feel like a pap smear and not like a sexy thing like I don’t want to feel like im about to have to pay a massive copay for some dick

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