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Canon btw
(Guys look at what he’s drinking ugh)
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◦˚~ MAROON DIVIDERS ~˚◦
Requested by: anonymous Info: these were all made by me. please reblog/like if use!
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✴︎ CHAIN DIVIDERS
ノ Please reblog & credit if you use!
For different colors just send me an ask please!
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Tangled ♪
Jerry (Date Everything) x Wired Earphones!Reader
A/N: There needs to be more Date Everything fanfiction! I’m excited to start writing some Date Everything stuff because the characters are soo cool. So sorry this took so long to release, I’m moving rn so I’ve been pretty busy jdhwjaid my joints hurt
Warnings: Abandonment, Hoarding, Signs of depression, Longer than my normal stuff
MINOR AUTHOR, DNI IF UNCOMFORTABLE



Divider creds: @uzmacchiato
It didn’t make sense to you. You your job flawlessly, playing songs and audios through your wires, delivering the best quality of sound you could, not letting a splash of water get to you so quickly—but even after all of that, your now previous owner was throwing you into a drawer to make room for their wireless earbuds.
It didn’t take long for Jerry to notice you. Sure, he couldn’t keep track of much of his collection, but he could easily sense when something new is added. He was simply overjoyed to see you! To him you were still a hot new thing because he wasn’t aware of the newer technology that was made.
“Oh, wow! Earphones? Did (O/N) drop you off here by mistake? You’re the pinnacle of technology! How could you possibly end up here?”
He closely inspected you while asking you hundreds of questions, twiddling with your wires and pushing your volume buttons constantly. It wasn’t the warmest welcome but you still managed to keep it together even after finding out you were being replaced.
Your wider knowledge of the outside world collided with how isolated and straight up weird Jerry was. The light bulb on his head is what threw you off the most considering the amount of fashion podcasts you’ve played.
“Theres a light bulb on your head.”
“Ah-Ah! Not just any light bulb, but an LED bulb. There just might be a day where these will be recalled all throughout the world, and it could soon be the very last one to ever exist, here on my head! Or maybe it’ll eventually create a new color that no one’s ever seen, unique to the light bulbs structure and technology!!”
“..babe, this is a solar energy light bulb. The only color it’s create is soft white”
Yeah, he didn’t take much of a liking to your ‘needling’. But he gladly accepted you as being apart of his collection. Even if you thought of yourself as a piece of uses less junk compared to the newer wireless earbuds, he still saw something more in you even if you couldn’t.
He never shared how much he more saw in you because he knew it’d get completely dismissed by your needling, so he kept it to himself.
Even through all his admiration, you still thought of yourself as a piece of junk along with the other stuff in the drawer. Jerry hadn’t interacted with you much after a while, leading to you slowly not speaking another word. He thought you were doing okay until he asked if you would tag along with him to play GnG with Chance but you looked, well, not okay.
Your wires were all tangled, your USB cord was a tug away from fully breaking off of you, and your ear tip was dusty, making your voice muffled. You were curled on the floor, staring at the tally marks on the wall that you made to keep track of however long you were in here. Jerry was never really handsy but when he saw you like this he just wanted to hold you.
“No, I don’t want to play GnG. Please just let me stay in here”
“But you’ve been here for so long! I-I know my collection may be all the more spectacular and everything but you haven’t come out since (O/N) put you here!!”
“For good reason.. I’m just as valuable as the rest of this shit”
Jerry knew you wanted him to leave, (like really wanted him to leave) but he didn’t accept it, instead he sat beside you, moving your wired hair out of your face and tucking it behind your ear, he full on expected you to slap his hand away but you seemed to enjoy it.
“Look, I’m not really good with words or talking in general—b-but you’re just about the best object in this drawer! You can’t just give up on yourself now, I’ve met some cassette tapes and cough drops older than you who are doing just fine!—which is kinda weird because at this point those cough drops should be expired right now—but you get what I mean..”
Oof, he was right, he wasn’t good with words. Even with his little speech being quite awkward, the fact that he went to this length just to hang out with you was enough for you to consider leave the drawer after all those months.
“..plus, I think you’re really.. goregous and I—I think that playing GnG with you will…. Be a fun date we could do together?”
Jerry’s voice continued to grow higher, as he became more shy about the clearly scripted sentence being told to you, yet still, it felt very genuine. Looking at this state of an embarrassed red faced Jerry, the feeling quickly became mutual. You thought it wasn’t possible for someone like you, but you were perfect in his eyes, the most prized possession in his collection.
#*NovaWrites#date everything#date everything x reader#Jerry x reader#jerry date everything#Jerry date everything x reader#date everything Jerry
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I'M SO IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY I CAN'T--,, HERE'S MORE FANART OF HIM



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If he keeps fucking moving like that, I’m gonna impregnate him.
"It is not nice, it is the best...because Lil' Crapper is the best."
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#Making a poll for what to write next because im dwelling too much on what y’all want#tf2#tf2 x reader#date everything#date everything x reader#fnf#friday night funkin#fnf x reader
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I’m actually so ashamed of myself, out of everyone in this fuckass game my favorite dateable is the French SoundCloud Rapper who’s a Toilet


Edit: the only downside is the ungodly amount of poopoo play fics/art is gonna come out of him
#I’m gonna suck his fingers so hard that his nail polish is gonna come off WOAH WHO SAID THAT?#date everything#date everything x reader#jean loo pissoir
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What happened to all of your tf2 stories? All of the links except for i think 2 are gone :(
All of my tf2 stories are up but sadly my masterlist links aren’t working, I’m really not sure why but I’d suggest looking through the tf2 x Reader tag for my page because I don’t know how to fix them <//3
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Cute as a button ⋆˚꩜。
Shadow x reader *Shadow experiences cuteness aggression towards you
(A/N): I was reading some stories about the way shadow shows affection and I really started to think that he wouldn’t be much of an affectionate guy, but then I had an idea that he’d have an aggression towards the reader to show his love (NOT IN AN ABUSIVE WAY GUYS) Anyways this took really long because I’m between writing two fics rn and I didn’t know which one I wanted to do so..
Warnings: Clawing, Pinching, Physical affection, not proofread (Minor Author, DNI if uncomfortable)



When you first started dating Shadow he wasn’t all that affectionate, he’d hold your hand and give you small pecks every now and then, but other than that everything was pretty dry.
It wasn’t until you gave him a smile, he wasn’t sure why, but this one felt so much more different than the others you’d normally give him. Was it your cheeks? The little sparkle your eyes gave? Your lips? He just stared at you, trying to figure out why your smile touched his heart so suddenly.
“..Shadow? Is something wrong?..Is there something on my—..H—Hey! What the—?”
Then he began clawing you, basically kneading your face as if it were dough but in a more aggressive manner. His right thumb in the corner of your mouth, almost pulling it back. Shadows eyes had shown a fury in them, like he was determined to turn your face into mush.
“Shadow—! What are you doing?”
It wasn’t until you grabbing his wrist when he realized what he’d been doing. He wasn’t sure what had gone through his head, he just had the urge to grab you. You, being the sweetheart that you are, helped him through whatever.. that was
“Aww, Shadow, I didn’t know you had cuteness aggression towards me!”
“Excuse me?”
“Yknow, cuteness aggression. When you see something cute so you just wanna—destroy it!”
“What?! I don’t want to destroy you??”
Took a few minutes to get him to understand the foreign feeling to him. Thankfully he didn’t see himself as a monster because he felt like squeezing you until your head popped off because of how cute he found you.
He doesn’t hide his aggression at all. Every time you sneeze he immediately begins pinching your cheeks until they turn sore! If he’s not in the mood for grabbing he’d bite you, nothing too harsh, just little nibbles.
“Okay okay, Shadow!”
“Hang on, just a few more seconds”
You’ve had to use the safe word a couple of times <//3 aside from the ultimate life form pinching your cheeks until they ache for a couple of days, it is cute seeing his eyes turn so fierce because of something as simple as your cuteness, it does bother you sometimes though
“Shadow, are you sure you’re alright?“
“Yeah, why do you ask?”
“You look like you’re gonna kill someone with those eyes…”
Since Shadow isn’t really into PDA, he’d just pinch your wrist whenever he finds you doing something sweet. Thankfully it’s nothing too rough that’ll get a reaction from you, he’s self aware.
#sonic the hedgehog x reader#shadow x reader#shadow the hedgehog x reader#shadow the hedgehog#x reader#shadow headcanons
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sorry y’all, i didn’t know they cropped me out 😔
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Happy gay month cuz Yk y’all are gay and stuff
Edit: I meant to put ok
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Being a female tf2 fan meant seeing this fuckass meme everyday when it was made (sometimes used against you)

#someone replied this meme to me because I said that I use to think scout was a teenager??#soldier would never he loves his woman#tf2
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I’m so ready for Remmick Gooner Summer

#guys I like his story too!!#god I need him#don’t you wanna live in his sweet mouth#Remmick#remmick x reader#jack o’connell
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STILL not over this. [tt post by cawlmepretty]
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Scout getting horny for everything
Scout x Reader (Headcanons)
Warnings: Smvt with no s€x, Female Reader, Mentions of lingerie bras/magazines, and perfume stealing (MINOR WRITING SMVT, DNI IF YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE!)
Divider by @uzmacchiato
Scout couldn’t keep his eyes off of you since you two began hanging out. He had the mind of a teenage boy and a dog in heat, especially when he saw your bra strap when you wore a tank top at his house. He couldn’t keep his eyes off of your bra, it looked almost exactly like the Victoria Secret catalogue that he kept under his bed. He accidentally slipped out that he noticed it when he was blabbering on about god knows what.
“—Anyways, I can see that bra is doin’ some work on ya”
“??”
..yes, he did regret saying it.
When you invited him to your bedroom for the first time he went into straight panic mode! He had never been in a bedroom of a girl he liked and wanted to fuck. The smell of your room alone got him horned up, he did a fair job at hiding it.. that is until you left the room. He immediately went on a little hunt for anything that could’ve hinted at you being a s€xually active person.
After a minute of digging through your drawers, he couldn’t find much.. until he found your mesh bra! He was shocked. He held it up in front of his face, confirming that the cups of the bra were almost completely see through. Had you always worn this around him?? Why didn’t you tell him sooner? Millions of thoughts went through his head, until he later decided to stuff it into his pocket and save his fantasies for tonight.
Bras weren’t the only thing that turned him on. He later noticed the perfume you used frequently on your desk. He’d never thought he’d be into scent stuff, but here he was, stealing the bottle of your 38$ perfume so that he could spray it onto his pillow. Lord, here he thought he’d have the ladies thirsting over him.
You touching him? Sends him into orbit. He nourishes the feeling like he’s getting his virginity taken. Even you tapping on his shoulder gets him to space out in the moment, not even noticing that you’re trying to get his attention.
“Hey, Scout, you know where my perfume went?”
“…huh?”
“I asked if you know where my perfume went.. are you okay? You’ve been acting kinda weird lately.”
Fuck. He wishes he can tell you how hard he’s been for you, but he’d rather touch Sasha than tell you about how he stole your perfume so that he could smell you on his bed. So for now, he’ll stay humping his pillow every night, wishing it was you underneath him..
“..I’m good, and nah, it was probably Pyro. I can smell that shit on him”
#*NovaWrites#I was gonna make this a whole thing but I’m not ready for that#baby steps#tf2 smut#tf2 x reader#tf2#scout x reader#scout tf2#smut headcanons
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Scout would fuck with this pic so hard

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