susanbslamthony · 2 months ago
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Dammit, Dave Grohl
list of men i trust:
john mulaney
andy samberg
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susanbslamthony · 3 months ago
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Having spent the summer reading fan fiction, I can say that there are no greater Tony Stark Apologists than Stucky fans. Every AU and Fixit and cannon divergent storyline had Tony being an infinitely more compassionate, self-aware, emotionally intelligent person than he was in the MCU. I don't know if it's just because they all started out as Stony shippers, but everyone just so badly wants for Tony to be a better person than he is.
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susanbslamthony · 4 months ago
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son.
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anyway i wanted to draw a short comic about jason
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susanbslamthony · 6 months ago
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Happy Mother's Day, Grizzly 399, the most impressive mama bear
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susanbslamthony · 6 months ago
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I say I like using a menstrual cup because of sustainability and lessening risk of infection and utility in the inevitable post apocalyptic scenario
But the real reason I like it is because it is metal as fuck to pull basically a tiny goblet of blood out of you in the shower.
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susanbslamthony · 7 months ago
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I once read a book where the main character travels back in time, and ends up the waitress for their mom (who is deceased in the main timeline). And they have this brief, kind, and completely meaningless interaction. And now every time I go to a restaurant, I act as if the waitress is my kid, traveling through time with one last chance to see me.
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susanbslamthony · 8 months ago
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Hey girl, are you a roller derby injury? Because you make me weak in the knees.
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susanbslamthony · 9 months ago
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Just had this debate with random internet parents this week. "Life expectancy is decreasing BECAUSE OF ALL THE VACCINES". Nah Karollyn, it increased because kids stopped dying before the age of 2 all the time. Now we're just getting cancer in our 40s because of microplastics. So yeah, keep your Mason jars, but vaccinate your kids.
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susanbslamthony · 9 months ago
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A friend sent me a horror podcast. I told her I would not listen because parenting is a horror movie already. You're asleep at night and a small hand reaches out of the darkness, touching your face. The hand is wet, you don't know why. You're doing the dishes with your headphones inat 11:30 because it's the chore you put out the longest. You turn around and a small human is staring at you unblinking from the counter behind you. You don't know how long they were there. You're taking a shower, eyes closed and rinsing out the soap. You hear someone whispering your name, but you ignore it because you're probably just hearing the water and your senses are playing tricks on you. The whispering repeats, now it's multiple voices whispering your name. You know the door had been locked, but you are no longer alone.
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susanbslamthony · 9 months ago
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On May 19 Sgt. Michael Kunovich deemed him suspicious while outside the Super 8 motel parking lot. Aguilar Mendez was sitting down eating but started to walk away when the officer approached in his patrol vehicle. Kunovich began to question him, but Aguilar Mendez couldn't understand him or communicate well and repeated that he was sorry. That's when Kunovich decided to search him, and Aguilar Mendez resisted. Two other deputies arrived to assist in taking the 5-foot-4, 115-pound teen to the ground as Kunovich repeatedly stunned him with his taser, all seen on body-worn camera video. Aguilar Mendez can be heard screaming for his family and is seen trying to gain control of the taser as the officers note in the video. Toward the end of the 6-minute scuffle, the deputies saw that their handcuffed suspect had a small folding knife and disarmed him. Kunovich collapsed a short time later in medical distress and died at the hospital, the Sheriff's Office said. Aguilar Mendez, who came here from Guatemala, was staying with other farmworkers at the hotel. He is being detained without bail, which is the subject of another hearing as yet to be decided. (source)
I'm going to need you all to start spreading awareness about this case and sign the petition. I'm a 5'4 woman and I weigh more than him. He's only 18, indigenous and doesn't understand English nor Spanish really. I can't imagine how confused and scared he was. Tased 6 times and apologizing repeatedly and calling out for his family... he is not responsible for the police officer's death. The fact he's been held for 8 months without bail is disgusting.
Virgilio looks so small, sad and defeated in all of the images I've seen of him.
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susanbslamthony · 9 months ago
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I'm so far into MCU fan fiction that I don't know what is real and what is canon and what is just accepted fanfic truth.
Which is to say, I kinda wanna watch Dog Cops
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susanbslamthony · 10 months ago
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Superman is not best friends with Batman in spite of the fact that Batman has a plan(s) to kill Superman if he turns evil, he's best friends with Batman because he is ready, willing, and able to kill him if he goes bad. Because the last thing Superman would want is to hurt innocent people, and he is thankful to have someone capable of stopping him and would do so in an instant.
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susanbslamthony · 11 months ago
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Oh no you mean the boys couldn't connect with a superhero movie where there are 3 superheroes but none of them are men? And two of them are not white and one is not even Christian. Oh I am shocked. Especially when the powerful antagonist is also not white male. You don't say. And the supporting roles have men but one is black and the other is Asian and rest are muslims?! So cruel!!! And even the lab tech minions are black and brown ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There ARE MORE CATS THAN WHITE MAN?! I am shocked? Shocked that they hate it. Must be the bad acting of Oscar winning lead and critically acclaimed directors fumbling, can't be anything else. Am sure all the reviews are unbiased. So sad.
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susanbslamthony · 11 months ago
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I know we are all yelling about ValCarol, but I need us to also come to agreement that Kamala is bisexual.
Evidence?
1. Obsessed with same sex queer icon
2. Terrible taste in men
3. Finger guns
4. Flannel
5. Gen Z
I have been queer baited and will accept no counter arguments
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susanbslamthony · 11 months ago
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It was more enjoyable than anything in Phase 3 except Civil War.
I needed about 3 more minutes on the grassland planet to build up the emotions that carol blurted out, and maybe 30 seconds to confirm that the singing planet was okay without a bunch of their water.
Also two extra minutes of Carol x Valkyrie
The Marvels was the most fun I’ve had at a Marvel movie, let alone ANY movie, in such a long time.
I’m really moved by seeing more women at the forefront of a project — and the MCU’s future.
I have to sing Nia DaCosta’s praises for her work in The Marvels.
The place-swapping is seamless, slick and FUN.
The visual tethers to Captain Marvel, WandaVision, & Ms. Marvel are subtle yet impactful (Monica running after Carol!). They take the story higher, further, faster.
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susanbslamthony · 11 months ago
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I saw the marvels last night and it's better than everyone was saying like omg I need to see it again!!
Brie Larson is the cutest human alive!!!
Teyonah Parris is so badass and funny!
Iman Vellani is literally me :)
Also no spoilers but OMG THAT POST CREDIT SCENE?!?
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susanbslamthony · 11 months ago
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“Brie’s a stronger person than people give her credit for,” Jackson said of his “Marvels” co-star. “She’s not going to let any of that stuff destroy her. These incel dudes who hate strong women, or the fact that she’s a feminist who has an opinion and expressed it? Everybody wants people to be who they want them to be. She is who she is, and she’s genuinely that.”
- Samuel L. Jackson
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