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Today I learned that roleplaying God on an unprofitable internet website gave me a dehabilitating nun kink
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eat men eat by black midi is a tma statement in this essay-
#the magnus archives#tma#I don't have the energy rn to acc make an essay or something but I needed to say it#if you pressed me it's either the flesh or (mmmmayyyyyybbeeee) the corruption?#statement of Geordie Greep-#Spotify
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rb with your favorite cookie and your stats.fm/on repeat/songs you really like recently
I just wanna see something
I'll go first.

#cookie run#crk#cookie run kingdom#cookie run ovenbreak#crob#GOLDEN CHEESE SWEEEEEEp#music#Also sorta serves as music recs lol#also for anyone curious my other favorites are stardust and almond
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first hlvrai/benrey fanart im posting and its a fukin ms paint drawing bro nahhhhhhhhh
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ok so I headcannoned that fire spirit has the trashiest taste in music known to man and wind archer's playlist is basically the rate your music top 50 as a contrast, and then Strawberry Crepe would basically have a mix of both + like two trucks or viagra boys or smth and this is what spawned from that
#crk#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run ovenbreak#crob#fire spirit cookie#wind archer cookie#strawberry crepe cookie#fun fact poetic justice by kendrick lamar is rated lower than two trucks lemon demon on rym lmfao#also strawberry crepe my beloved#help wind archer man
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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding
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some doodles of fire spirit and some cameos bc I was listening to a playlist
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run ovenbreak#crk#crob#hc: fire spirit has the trashiest music taste known to mankind#other hc: in contrast to fire spirit wind archer listens to shit than rym users tend to like#fire spirit cookie#wind archer cookie#pitaya dragon cookie
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why the fuck did I do this
#us politics#elon musk#donald trump#the divorce#the lorax 2012 litterally consists of an orange old man and a ceo old man when u think abt it#I apologize to The Lorax for this one#in all seriousness this isn't excusing or pushing asside elon as a nazi scumbag just because he's ketaranting what we all alr knew#that said world's so bleak I should be allowed to point and laugh while there's something petty to laugh at still#this country is a joke
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Every day I mourn the irrepairable damage that cringe compilationers have done to the art community as a whole. Fly high possessive undertale selfshippers and amateur flipaclip furry animators. Your legacy will not be in vain and I wish people weren't so cruel to you
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you are 16. you are talking with a gay man in his 50s or 60s, a friend, huge and gentle with a scarf and short fluffy curls of gray hair, who has directed you in two plays staged in your mid-size artsy town. (he has not yet asked you to be in his production of The Laramie Project which will change your life. this conversation will also change your life.)
he is talking about theatre. he is talking about theatre when he was younger. he says, "of course, it was AIDS then." in the pause, you ask him. clumsy and quiet and 16 and "straight," you ask him. what was it like.
he takes a moment in which his face is not like a person's face. "there was a time," he says, "i'm not sure how long, years. when i went to a funeral every weekend." he tells you about two funerals in a day, and choosing between friends when you couldn't make it to both. he does not look at you, he looks at them. his wet grey gaze is so clear that you start to see ghosts. it will be years before you understand why it feels like your grief too. why the ghosts call you family.
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you know what else has divorce-
MY MOM!!!!
having a hyperfixation and talking to people is like "Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS DIVORCE IN IT" "Y'KNOW WHO ELSE IS A BROTHER" "Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE FOUNDED INCREDIBLE CONTROVERSY" and you just don't say it unless it's really really really funny.
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IF YOU GUYS HAVE FICTIONAL/OC BANDS please tell me about it I am reaching my hand out
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we need to put elias bouchard into a wood chipper and put what comes out in a park playground for people to step on
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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
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