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Chilchuck when he learns tonights dinner is monster leftovers again

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Charlizard

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a nap

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My teacher Graded me a Z and a drawing of a middle finger on my Mario goes to Venice writing assignment

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Me: Yeah Idk man I just feel nauseous all the time can you get permanent food poisoning from fermented pepsi

My failed Bart Simpson Homunculus: Cowaguggy

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The government is trying to weaponize floating towards the scent of a delicious pie

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Oh cool ass crime council I need your help with evil magics. I want to return this mattress I bought but don't have the receipt anymore, and all my attempts to fabricate one end up just giving me the recipe for a mattress

just do what we all do: teleport yourself to the store, put it where you found it and run away fast enough for the golems not to catch you

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Exercising to increase the amount of air I can hold in my blood until I can hold so much I become boiant and can float. Then carrying a little fan around so I can fly

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I think that means you've been blessed by the bone collector to have a perfect skeleton and I'm not sure I can cast anything that would affect a body blessed by an otherly being but I can try my best.

I CAST RANDOMISE BONES BUT HARDER THIS TIME

I CAST RANDOMISE BONES

GOOD LUCK STEALING MY CURSED WIZARD SANDWICHES WITH A FEMUR FOR A SKULL

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First I fill a urethra with sand, then I win the court case of the people vs me over repeatedly filling their urethras with sand. Today gets better and better, I just can't lose

Hmm yes I see your point, and your reasoning is soundly backed up with evidence, however- I CAST FILL URETHRA WITH SAND

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hatsune studio

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I CAST RANDOMISE BONES

GOOD LUCK STEALING MY CURSED WIZARD SANDWICHES WITH A FEMUR FOR A SKULL

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Mutuals every time we’re all online this is what we’re doing