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I just manifested my sp and he ate my ass and it felt so good thank u babes ily #neverstoppersisting

I- congrats hoe omg plsss 😭😭😭😭

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𝒯ʜɪɴɢs ᴛᴏ 𝒮ᴄʀɪᴘᴛ★

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❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠, 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔

❥︎𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑢𝑝 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑠

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑎𝑡

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑝, 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑦, 𝑣𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒-𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑠 (𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑡)

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡, 𝑖𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑦 𝑜𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑧𝑧𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑦𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑡

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑑𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑦𝑙𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦

❥︎ 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑠, 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑠, 𝑡𝑣 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑒𝑐𝑐. 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑠𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑑𝑟𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑝𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑

❥︎ 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑖𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑦

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑔𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑑

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ

❥︎𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑢𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑠

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔

❥︎ 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑝𝑖𝑒𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑙𝑦

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑠 & ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠

❥︎𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑎 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑦

❥︎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡

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(𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑢𝑝𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑖 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙)

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things I learned after shifting to Hogwarts ‧₊ ᵎᵎ⋅ ˚ △⃒⃘

SIDENOTE: hogwarts was not the first reality I shifted to ! this is a uni reality ! there is no war ! ask any questions you want !

.☘︎ ݁˖ BATHROOM. I’ve genuinely never seen anyone talk about this but ( at least in my reality ) there’s a bathroom on the Hogwarts Express and holy fuck??? On the outside it looks tiny asf but I went in there to change into my robes and it’s wayyy bigger than it looks on the outside. It works like the tents in Goblet of Fire basically. The toilets and everything look relatively new so I’m assuming they change it every couple years just to keep in good condition.

.☘︎ ݁˖ MUGGLES. Have you ever wondered exactly how the muggles don’t notice wizardry, or at least at the platform? In my personal experience, unless it’s magic very intentionally and obviously done in front of muggles, there will usually be a moment distraction where they don’t see the magic happening. In the sense of platform nine and three quarters, there’s usually a couple trains that arrive around the same time and blare the horn so everyone usually gets distracted by that. But a personal example of this happens when I was standing in front of the barrier getting ready to cross through the wall, a young child was watching me from afar and as soon as started walking forward, he tripped over the wheel of his mothers luggage and didn’t see me go through the wall.

.☘︎ ݁˖ THE GREAT HALL. The candles are never ending. They don’t drip. They don’t melt in any way. I just had to say that cause I legit stared at them for almost an hour trying to see if it would melt. You have to talk pretty loud to be heard at the front where Dumbledore usually gives his lil speeches, which means the students who sing have lungs for DAYSSSS it’s actually so impressive. The benches are uncomfortable, not unbearable but not recommended for sitting for a long time lol. There’s no menu or anything, the food rlly does just appear there but there’s always something for everybody. Some people even walk up and down the table looking for what they want.

.☘︎ ݁˖ OTHER SCHOOLS. I didn’t stay in this reality for very long but I was always asking questions ( sorry mcgonnagall ). Ilvermorny is currently trying to admit more Native American wizards into their school but Native American wizards (as far as I know) have their own kind of magic and legit do not want anything to do with Ilvermorny. Kind of similar issue in Australia and Aboriginals I’m pretty sure. There’s a lot of, like a fuck ton of wizarding schools in Africa. I know JK Rowling has like one wizarding school in Africa but geographically speaking, that never made sense to begin with and I wasn’t surprised when I found out there were different/smaller wizarding schools around Africa.

.☘︎ ݁˖ STUDENTS. I don’t know how many students are in Hogwarts but I do know that it’s never a surprise who comes to Hogwarts. The ministry genuinely keeps track of every single wizard who has children, and even hold records of wizards who have families without wizarding abilities, just in case someone pops out with it. Easiest way to think of it is that families like Ron’s are always kept track of as well as Hermione’s, so it’s never usually a surprise when someone turns up muggleborn cause they’re usually expecting it.

.☘︎ ݁˖ PROFESSORS. The professors are not as silly goofy as they are in the movies guy :( They’re not miserable or anything but they all just remind me of the standing emoji LMAOOO. But seriously, someone like Mcgonnagall is not as welcoming or “chill” as she is in the movies or towards Harry. But some definitely are more chill, especially the younger ones. Slughorn is my silly king but even he has his moments.

Since this is a uni, Snape isn’t as uh…violent (?) as he is in the movies. Neville is a grown ass man, Snape is def not his biggest fear but Neville in general has a strong urge to prove himself and it reflects in his relationship with Snape. Snape isn’t scary, he just demands lots of respect and has respect for people that have proven they are “worthy” of it, i.e., high marks, put together, confidence, strong willed, etc.

.☘︎ ݁˖ DIVINATION. Did you guys know that being a witch/wizard doesn’t automatically make you good at all forms of divination? I scripted Mattheo Riddle into this reality and me and him are soooo good at other forms of divination like tarot, coffee grounds, and even the the crystal ball, but Theodore Nott fucking sucksss at it. Hermione also didn’t do as well in the class as I know she could’ve done, but according to Treylawney, all forms of divination require open mindedness towards something you can’t understand. Someone like hermione, for example, wants to know everything all the time and doesn’t beat around the bush, so tarot isn’t her cup of tea because she doesn’t think it’s giving her exactly what she wants.

.☘︎ ݁˖ HOMEWORK. Homework can either be really fun or really time consuming. It’s just like regular homework where you recall everything you learned in class but homework isn’t very common the more you move up in classes, mainly because the magic you start to do becomes more hands on rather than memorizing. This doesn’t apply to Snape though. He loves homework.

.☘︎ ݁˖ UNIFORMS. THE ROBES ARE INSULATED. It’s very thick, good quality fabric and keeps you real warm during the winter but during the later hot months like September, it’s not uncommon to walk around with the robes open or in your hands, but you have to wear them in your body during class, no exceptions. They absorb stains??? This is one I wasn’t expecting but it’s a magical robe so…okay! I dropped cranberry juice on the sleeve and it just completely absorbed and it didn’t stink or anything. This doesn’t apply to the tie or anything else, those have to washed for sure.

.☘︎ ݁˖ REALITY. If you haven’t shifted yet, you’ll often hear people say “it’ll feel natural because you’ve already lived there your whole life” and while that is true, it’s also not because how am I supposed to be natural walking past Robert fucking Pattinson to get to Defense Against the Dark Arts???? In my mind, he’s always been Edward from Twilight and seeing him in the hogwarts robes just made me stop in my tracks and stare. Some things come natural and some things don’t but I embrace everything with open arms.

.☘︎ ݁˖ EXTRA. Draco is blonde as hell! Like Targaryen level blonde. I do think it’s natural tho cause Luna has the same platinum type of blonde going on. Harry’s scar is soooo much cooler in this reality, it’s thin but branches out on the side of his face and it’s much more noticeable than the one in the movie. Hermione has curly curly hair! I don’t know if she straightens it in the books but I know she does in the movie, in this reality she literally just got a better curl routine. She has a ton of products and really cares for her hair and she’s lowkey embarrassed cause it’s the one thing she considers “vain.”

There’s a “club” of sorts where a bunch of students get together and run around the castle at the crack ass of Dawn for exercise ( best believe they have NEVER seen the likes of me ). I was told there are wizards who are famous in muggle spaces, typically for music or art. The painting will warn people when the stairs are about to move lol. That whole house discrimination stuff doesn’t happen as often as it does in the movies/books, most people don’t actually care and Slytherins get along with Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs well—however, Gryffindor does have the tendency to poke fun and Slytherins respond with dry sarcasm so sometimes it’s not a perfect fit! House discrimination was bigger in our parents age but as the years have gone by, the current gen doesn’t care fr.

That’s all I can think of atm, thank you for reading and yes I will be doing this with other places I’ve shifted to!

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How it feels scripting in NSFW things in your script

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THINGS TO SCRIPT. BELONGINGS & MISC.

(in first person for easier scripting :3 copy and pasted from my script tbh)

- my posts never flop.

- my home always smells good.

- none of my equipment falters.

- my editing software never fails.

- my live streams are always fun.

- my ID photos are always pretty.

- my belongings never get stolen.

- tvs and devices never have a glare.

- food doesn’t stick to pots and pans.

- none of my belongings ever hurt me.

- my home is the perfect temperature.

- there are never any crumbs in my bed.

- my pillow is always cold on both sides.

- people always find me effortlessly funny.

- i always have phone signal & wifi connection.

- utensils don’t scrape against teeth or dishes.

- i’m not addicted to my phone or social media.

- as a model i get paid in both clothes and money.

- my air conditioning and heating system never fails.

- no one is able to hear audio through my headphones.

- whenever i order anything online it arrives the next day.

- none of my favorited posts on social media get deleted.

- when using a camera, it always has the lighting i want it to.

- things such as bugs, rodents, mold, or mildew never get into people’s living spaces.

- none of my social medias take away certain features or ban me and any username that i ever want is always available.

- my belongings never get damaged, they’re indestructible, waterproof, and always work as they should. i never lose any of my belongings or forget any of my important information such as passwords, phone numbers, passports, or other important documents or information.

- my car is immune from getting scratched, cracked windows, flat or popped tires and rust. the battery never dies and my cameras and lights are always clean. my bass is amazing and is always clear. i never lock my keys in my car and my car always smells amazing like me. i never have crumbs in my car because i never drop anything in my car.

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★⋆. — HOGWARTS ELECTIVE CLASSES TO SCRIPT

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𓆩♡𓆪 — ENCHANTED ARTIFACTS

ever wanted to know how cursed rings, bewitched mirrors, and sentient diaries work? this course teaches you how to identify, dismantle, and (if you’re brave) create magical relics—you never know when you’ll need an enchanted necklace or a vanishing cabinet, i suppose

𓆩♡𓆪 — WIZARDING FASHION HISTORY

from the enchanted silks of the 1500s to robes that literally spark joy (or flames) in the 1900s, this elective dives into the who, what, and why tho of wizarding couture. you’ll learn how clothing reflected magical politics (hello, anti-Muggle fabrics), the most popular clothing charms over the centuries, and why Merlin’s pointy hat was such a massive deal at the time

𓆩♡𓆪 — CURSE REVERSAL

sometimes, magic backfires—this class teaches you how to undo everything from jinxed cauldrons to full-on blood curses. it’s half science, half art, and fully life-saving

𓆩♡𓆪 — HEALING

for the bleeding hearts (and bloody injuries). this elective teaches advanced healing charms, restorative potions, and how to fix the most catastrophic accidents without having to Floo to St. Mungo’s. class is split 50/50 between the healers of the next generation, and mischief makers that are so unhinged they have to heal themselves. this class sees all the good, the bad and the ugly

𓆩♡𓆪 — DRAGON STUDIES

learn all about the physicality, variety, and history of these dynamically unique creatures, and perhaps learn how to not get torched while studying them along the way. the course includes field trips (waivers from home and insurance spells VERY much required)

𓆩♡𓆪 — CHARMED CULINARY ARTS

enchanted cooking utensils will be your best friend as you navigate this course, learning to do everything in the kitchen from baking bread that sings to brewing drinks that bubble with magic. (house elves are assistants in this class, and you can always convince them to slip you an extra treat or two)

𓆩♡𓆪 — ADVANCED DIVINATION

tea leaves and crystal balls don’t even begin to scratch the surface of everything divination has to offer—if you’re a believer, and grounded enough to put up with the kooky professor. this course dives into obscure methods of divining the future: dream walking, cloud reading, rune casting, and much more. perfect for the more spiritually inclined students (or those who just enjoy the professor’s cryptic drama)

𓆩♡𓆪 — MAGICAL FORESICS

got a Sherlock streak, or always wondered how the aurors do it? learn how to dissect magical crime scenes, trace hex signatures, and untangle the threads of a cursed crime

𓆩♡𓆪 — MINISTRY POLITICS & MAGICAL LAW

in this course that’s absolutely not for the academically faint, you’ll find yourself taking part in debates more than any other course. debate the ethics of using Veritaserum in court, or why house-elf labor laws are a mess. these students are likely future members of the Wizengamot

𓆩♡𓆪 — ENCHANTED HOMEKEEPING

from self-sweeping brooms to magical security systems, think Martha Stewart meets The Standard Book of Spells. this course covers everything you need to know about using magic to run the most efficient household ever (you get a headache when you think about how Muggles do all of this without magic)

𓆩♡𓆪 — ALCHEMY: THE ART OF TRANSFORMARION

arguably the ultimate nerdy class—i’ve yet to meet a single person who wanted to handle the theories and coursework of this class. learn the secrets of transmutation, potion refinement, and (the whole thing’s pretty mysterious) all about the quest for immortality

𓆩♡𓆪 — SPELL CREATION THEORY

an elective created as the direct remedy for students making overeager and academically misguided attempts to make their own spells (some spells don’t exist for a reason, Fred and George.) learn the theory of how to craft spells from scratch and fine-tune them to your exact needs—perfect for the creatively chaotic. though, of course, you don’t actually make spells in class (that’s a direct ticket to St. Mungo’s)

𓆩♡𓆪 — THEORY & ETHICS OF NECROMANCY

strictly theoretical, of course (for legal reasons), this class dives into the magical theory of spirits’ existence, resurrection spells, and the history of necromancy. it also manages to cram most of one of the longest-standing debates in magical history into a year-long course (we can raise the dead, but should we? HM, i wonder)

𓆩♡𓆪 — WANDLESS MAGIC

if you’re someone who thinks ‘why bother with a wand when you are the magic?’ this course is for you—it trains you in wandless spellcasting, so you can cast even when you’ve “misplaced” your primary weapon

𓆩♡𓆪 — WIZARDING FOLKLORE

from ghostly greenhouses to the allegedly haunted halls of Hogwarts, from ancient fairy tales to horror stories that keep even the bravest wizards awake at night, this course covers all of the folklore and tall tales from centuries of wizarding history and storytelling

𓆩♡𓆪 — ENCHANTED CARTOGRAPHY

i’m sure you already know that making an enchanted map is a skill that never goes out of style (cough, Marauder’s.) in this course, learn to create enchanted maps that move, update themselves, and accurately portray secret rooms and passageways (though they might not cover the more mischievous aspects in the course, i’m sure you can figure those out on your own time)

𓆩♡𓆪 — MAGICAL ETHICS & PHILOSOPHY

all the way from time turners and truth serums to love potions and dementors, this course holds a magnifying glass to all the moral dilemmas of using magic in gray areas—just because you can hex someone doesn’t mean you should, and if you need a love potion, maybe you should reexamine some things first

𓆩♡𓆪 — QUIDDITCH ANALYTICS

a course all about the stats, spells, and tactics behind the wizarding worlds’ favorite sport. think of it as sabermetrics, but with broomsticks. students are an even split of quidditch players, and those who love quidditch without wanting to zoom hundreds of feet above the ground (understandable)

𓆩♡𓆪 — WANDLORE & CRAFTING

take your first step towards becoming the next Ollivander by studying wand woods, cores, and how to match them with their perfect witch or wizard. careful, your own wand might be open to more scrutiny than you’re accustomed to. warning: NOT a class for people with butterfingers

𓆩♡𓆪 — MOVING PHOTOGRAPHY

learn how to properly snap a good photo and develop moving pictures, charm them with special effects, and create photo albums that are magically cohesive enough to tell their own stories. with moving photos holding entire memories, someone always needs a good magical photographer

𓆩♡𓆪 — GRIMOIRE WRITING & SPELL JOURNALING

every great wizard of the past and present had a grimoire to keep track of their endless magical escapades. learn how to create your own spellbooks, safely document your findings, and make them impossible for dark wizards (or just nosy siblings) to read

𓆩♡𓆪 — MAGICAL LINGUISTICS

communication is key, whether it’s haggling with goblins, charming house-elves, or negotiating with dragons. this course helps you break through the language barrier—literally—to the entire wizarding world and all its species

𓆩♡𓆪 — MAGICAL JOURNALISM

for aspiring Rita Skeeters (hopefully no one, let’s make it ethical), this course covers investigative reporting, spell-resistant quills, following the honor code of interviewing and writing, and even some tips on how to charm the Daily Prophet editors with your work and score a job in the journalism field. NO Quick-Quotes Quills allowed, ever !!

𓆩♡𓆪 — TIME MANIPULATION THEORY

absolutely no time-turners allowed, despite learning all about them. learn the ethical and practical implications of bending time, including nearly every historical horror story of witches and wizards who got a little spin-happy with the power. (does the course only exist as a big fat warning for the students who are granted use of a time turner? we’ll never know—but yes, probably)

𓆩♡𓆪 — MUSIC & ENCHANTED COMPOSITION

a course taken by many of the choir members, which allows you to delve deep into the magic behind musical spells, how to ethically enchant instruments for killer performances, and both writing and performing magical compositions. don’t mind the frogs in class, they’re brushing up on their technique, too

𓆩♡𓆪 — SPELL COMBAT TACTICS

this course covers a mix of strategic dueling with battlefield planning, as it covers pretty much every notable magical duel and battle in history. perfect for those angling to join the Aurors, or those who are just looking to win every wizarding duel

𓆩♡𓆪 — WIZARDING THEATER

this course involves combining drama with charms to bring stories literally to life on stage. props are enchanted and can interact with the actors, the weather matches each set, and actors might just float mid-scene. students can sharpen their acting and set enchantment skills to hopefully be on one of the great wizarding stages one day (or working behind the scenes of one)

𓆩♡𓆪 — MUGGLE STUDIES: ADVANCED INTEGRATION

forget the “what’s a toaster?” training-wheels shit—this course is about truly blending wizarding ingenuity with Muggle innovation. a popular course among muggleborn students, who have the opportunity to actually use their heritage in their favor to explore a whole world of social and magical possibilities

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I’m both :P

Not mine but I screamed when I saw this, thank you pinterest gods

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blinkies for all you space cryptids and otherwordly creatures out there

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Girlie’s out doing things

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bitches comment things like this and then go and complain about their life and how much of a mess the world is in and how they wish they could live in their favourite decade

JUST BECAUSE YOUUUUUU TRIED IT ONCE AND IT DIDNT WORK, DOESNT MEAN ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!! WHYYYY CANT THEY UNDERSTAND THIS jesus christ. i don’t give a fuck if you don’t believe in shifting anymore that’s your problem idc, but why are you trying to manipulate people into thinking it’s not real by acting all “oh i feel so bad for you guys you believe anything :(“.

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emma, even tho im not religious.. when ppl say u are god of ur reality, idk i just cant take it srs without feeling like i have a god complex. I'm aware of my powers but still like, idk it feels weird

it's not a god complex. it's a frontal-lobe reboot. it's a wake up girliepop we're not living in the npc timeline anymore

it's not about thinking you're jesus with a nose ring and a pinterest board. it's about epistemology. about ontology. about rejecting the late-capitalist ontology of lack, of striving, of "earn it and maybe you'll get it if you do your 45 affirmations per day and sacrifice a goat on your vision board." no. it's i said so. it's decree as ontology.

it's freud x kant x girlhood delusion x the dial-up tone of quantum physics. you dont manifest a ferrari with your left boob. and even then you could if you so declared you could

being god of your reality isn't about ego. it's about structure. it's about authorship. you are not inside the book. you are the pen

and if that sounds scary it's because it is. being god means every assumption is law. it means you can't keep pretending causality works like a boomer sitcom where if you "do the right thing" the laugh track will carry you to success. it means no one's coming to save you. no algorithm and no parent and no government and no vibe shift. just you and your assumptions and the jagged gears of the reality engine you didn't know you were coding

this isn't "you are god" because you do mirror affirmations in a hair towel and listen to megatron.mp3 while crying over an sp.

this is "you are god" because your nervous system IIIIISSSSSSSSSS the stage manager of your life. every neuron is a set designer. every belief is a production cue.

reality doesn't respond. it instantiates. you're not manifesting, you're selecting. cmon !!! ! ! ! !! !!

timeline navigation, stein's multivers, planck's constant, collapse of the waveform. i'm not saying it's not sexy, i'm saying it's physics.

you don't need to deserve it. you don't need to believe it in the instagram-coach way. you're god because you already are.

you're god in the same way gravity just is. it's not a reward. it's not a kink. it's not a delusion. it's default. period zip end of

and if it feels too big, good !!!!!!!! if it doesn't scare you, you didn't get it. this isn't about you being special. it's about you being central.

and if that makes you dizzy, sit down. drink water. and then assume your chair is made of sapphires and your water is wine and everyone who doubted you is currently living in a timeline where they get paper cuts from fake money

i'm not saying "have a god complex." i'm saying own your ontology. pay for your thunder fair and square

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Anyone who knows anything about manifesting time going faster? I can’t WAIT to move out and be free bc of my current situation etc but i’m 14💔 so i have to wait 4 years. I can’t wait 4 years😭 Anything will help 🙏🙏

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Live reaction when I see manifestors ( especially them law of attraction mfs),astral projectors, and even witches shit on shifting as if it aint on the same level ( + society see us ALL equally insane)

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I already know what to do now, but consuming LOA content is just a fun pastime for me. Like hell yeah tell me more how science and quantum physics is intertwined with LOA. Oh, a method I never heard of, sounds fun, maybe I'll try it. Ooo more success stories, love that for you.

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Why does so many manifestors have limiting beliefs??

«It won’t come right awayyy!» «just trust the timing🥹»

SHUT UP. If i want it now, i’ll get it now

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The Social Media Method

One of my favorite manifestation methods is what I like to call the “Social Media Method,” or sometimes the “TikTok Method.” It lets you manifest while still scrolling through your favorite social media apps.

So, what exactly is the Social Media Method? You leverage the content you see on your social media feed to fuel your manifestations.

When You See It, Affirm It

Whenever you see a post or video related to what you’re manifesting, whether it’s from someone else or an affirmation video, you affirm what they’re saying, but for yourself instead, For example, if someone posts about how amazing their boyfriend is and how he bought them flowers, you affirm, “My boyfriend is so amazing, he bought me flowers.” (I like to affirm 1-4 times then move on.)

If you come across something negative, like someone talking about how their boyfriend never texts her good morning, you just flip it. You affirm the opposite. For example, “My boyfriend always texts me good morning.”

You can do this for every desire, you see someone living the life you want you just affirm “omg I also make 1,000,000 a year,” “omg I also travel every year.” If you see someone with your dreams body instead of being jealous you respond with “wait… me and her literally have the same body type that’s crazy.”

Engage with Affirmation Content

I personally engage with affirmation videos in general. When you do this, TikTok and other social platforms will start showing you more videos aligned with what you want to manifest. So when you see a video with affirmations for something you’re manifesting, affirm each one four times too. For example, if a video lists affirmations like, “I am so beautiful,” “Everyone loves me,” you affirm those for yourself 4 times.

Overall

The Social Media Method is a fun, effortless way to keep your mental diet in check and stay in the state of the wish fulfilled. By actively affirming and flipping narratives in real time, you’re constantly reminding yourself that what you desire is already yours. Plus, using social media this way keeps you focused on what you want, not what you don’t want.

So when you’re scrolling, make it intentional. Every post becomes a chance to reinforce your new reality. It doesn’t feel like work, it’s just part of your daily routine. If you consume social media like crazy, you may as well be using it to your benefit.