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Prompt list for Dadtober (not a BDSM challenge)!!! I can’t wait to see what everyone who decides to join me makes!

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It’s really unfortunate how hot Glenn Close is. Like, I HATE him…but GOD I need to fuck that old man.

I bet I could fuck Glenn so good he wouldn’t be able to walk. Mans would need a wheelchair. No one questions his wheelchair, they just think he’s a disabled man. But really, I just fuck him too good.

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sharing my new lockscreen with the world<3

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Mwah

<3

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that one time matt exploded a cafe display in Edinburgh then ran while covered in glass.

i know the exact cafe he's on about.

top 5 real-life dndads stories I’ll go first

1. jimmy passing out in that burger king after playing video games all day (I think it was world of warcraft??) bonus to this story is the fact that freddie NEVER KNEW????

2. anthony stealing the bathrobe from that hotel and later working for the guy he took it from

3. matt’s vietnam war veteran teacher’s reaction to the massive poop in the bathroom

4. all of the anthony tattoo saga. a classic

5. will waiting YEARS to get revenge on freddie for the updog joke

what are y’all’s favourites

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Here’s a Scary headcanon.

Scary’s a natural blonde, she dyed it black to be more goth, so at the beginning she had it dyed, but as the adventures kept lasting longer and longer, she hasn’t had time to dye it.

All this to say, in the latest episodes, where she’s been more open and supportive, her hair is almost back to her natural color, making her look more like when she went by Terri/Terry (however it’s spelled)

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hello hello,

may i introduce you to my discord server

~ calliope's bards ~

- we are a relatively small server (40ish members)

- we are mainly for creative (poets, artists, writers etc) folks but anyone's welcome to come vibe!

- everyone on there is so kind (in my opinion)

- its has tumblr vibes if u catch my drift

- we on occasion (when me and my co-owner remember) do interactive stuff!

- we also have a haikubot who makes some funny moments, mainly commemorating our misery in poetry.

- and a minecraft server! survival and we are doing the end soon so come and join us in that. we don't mind if you join just to use the mc server lmao

join using this link if you would like to join us!

also this is on my dndads sideblog cus its got that unhinged vibe i think yall like.

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god these musical intros are getting better and better it is baffling that an intro-album isn't a thing yet

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👀

Ayyo I started Habitica again, are there any dungeons and daddies parties already, or should I make one??? Would anyone be into that? 👀

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i wish my relisten and my uncut listen were counted in this. my relisten was on patreon and so was my uncut till they put em on Spotify.

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i am not a fanfic writing kinda person. which really shows how normal I am about the oaks cus im currently writing angst abt them with the context being one of henry's dad facts

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the most homophobic bisexual man alive.

Real homophobic of Anthony to queerbait us with Oakworthy.

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THIS IS INCREDIBLE

HEH.

IT'S HERE. THANK YOU FOR WAITING. THANK YOU FOR VOTING. IT'S. IT'S HERE.

*Excluding episodes 43,45, and 46 of S2 since their transcripts are not yet out. ;) Dw, I'll make an updated version of this once season 2 is over. Also some bonus "heh"s if the players were imitating Freddie.

Heh, now go vote for Glenn.

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hey shoutout to ester for an UNREAL editing job on hell or high father that shit was straight up insane after listening to the uncut. master.

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hermie, scary, normal are my little trans goobers.

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as a dm its cus we know too much shit and never use it. once we get on the players side we know exactly how to break the game, cus we've seen them break our plans a million stupid ass ways.

its revenge

There’s a reason Anthony is a DM and not usually a player and that’s because he’s too powerful

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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die