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hello yes 911?

someone hurt my feelings :(

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i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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i’ll never form a stronger bond w/ anyone ever again than i did with the girls i did elaborate fantasy rp games with in third grade

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people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

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flossing is just pelvic thrusting in 2D send post

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animal mascots are just normalized furries send post

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Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

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i love my cat? he’s insane

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“I don’t know when I decided my cats talk like Victorian orphans but I’m liking it.”

By Hannah Hillam

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mother???

i barely know ‘er!!

:(

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liquor????????

i barely know ‘er!!!

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babe is that chapstick in ur pocket or r u just a disappointment?

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country road take me home

to the plains

i belong

WEST VIRGINIA

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