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Ok so like 3 months ago I got a random add on Tik Tok that went on for literally 20 minutes, and it was for this vertical BL called “Sneak me in your closet my prince”. Now as a lesbian, I love nothing more than a good BL, so obviously I had to check it out. It was campy and over the top, and just so bad that I feel in love with it instantly. I am so obsessed with this little mini series, and I watch it all the time. Anyway all this to say, no one in the world (except for 5 people on Reddit) know this show or are even talking about it and it’s driving me insane. So! If you have watched this, please for the love of god reply or repost or just like this so I can find anyone else on this planet that has watched it!!

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This is the text I sent that started this shit post btw

Yeah life is so expensive I can’t afford groceries, and sure my mental health is concerning, and yes I do live in America and the government hates me.

But I have weed and my grandmother bought me Thai food, and in this moment life is perfect.

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Yeah life is so expensive I can’t afford groceries, and sure my mental health is concerning, and yes I do live in America and the government hates me.

But I have weed and my grandmother bought me Thai food, and in this moment life is perfect.

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Ok so…my brain has never been more quiet, Mii channel music is like my brown noise. All I know is Mii and all I need is Mii. It’s the greatest song of all time. When I die if I make something half as good I will have brought world peace. God himself cowers in the face of perfection, for nothing is better than Mii.

Ok actually I’m just gonna post my thoughts while high

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Ok actually I’m just gonna post my thoughts while high

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Actually the only thing I care about in this world is rice pudding

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I’m really high rn and I just recited the entire lotr: the fellowship of the ring movie scene for scene to my best friend.

Felt like that needed to be known by the internet and I figured tumblr would appreciate

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Scatter my bones,

Let the earth eat me.

I want worms to crawl through my skull,

I want wolves to feast on my flesh,

Fight for the scraps.

I want my teeth picked up by crows.

I want to be nothing,

Dirt for flowers to eat.

Only then,

When trees have taken the rest of what I have to offer,

Will I be beautiful

-M

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Hunger pains:

I don't want a partner,I don't want to be behind closed doors.I am weary of hungry seering kisses.I turn my nose at searching hands and heated stares.

But God, I crave love

My mouth waters with the thought of holding hands,And my stomach growls for soft mornings spent together.

I thirst for hands running through hair,For subtle smiles and innocent pecks on the lips,For pinky promises and forehead kisses.

I want to love in the most innocent way, Just basking in there presence.

And in the end my hunger, Makes me so much more lonely. I feel like I can't have someone to love without the heat, The passion.

So I stay alone,

And my heart is racked with hunger pains.

-M

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"Mom can we have KJ Apa?"

*KJ Apa at home*

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(Yeah no clue if this will reach anyone but anyway)

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville Poll

So, I’m really curious about how people interpret Early Sunsets, cause it’s my favourite song and I’m curious how other people read it after turning its lyrics in my brain microwave-style for years now. So:

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I love being non-binary because I could never get away with having the name M with any other gender. Like if I was a women?? Nope. A man?? Nope. But if your non-binary M is just a tuesday.

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I'm gonna start anonymously posting shit about my life on here but like it's just mean shit about one person

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I can’t believe the Welcome to night vale fandom is rising from the ashes due to the tumblr sexyman poll rematches

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Now that tour is officially over what am I supposed to do every night? I usually come home, relax, and then spend 5 hours looking over concert content. Now what??? Am I expected to actually talk to my family????

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mikey way rhymes with dykey slay for a REASON

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Gerard Way as Joan of Arc is something I've wanted to happen again sense I was 12. Like this man dressed like Joan of Arc was my gay awakening, I am not ok rn