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FUCK

can’t play Doom The Dark Ages cuz my specs are slightly below average

Can’t have shit in the modern era of gaming

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Currently under the rule of my parental figures, but when I am free I will be buying 7 of the same outfit because why not.

Top ten things I hate;

2 - misnumbered lists.

1 - people who confuse the colon (:) and semicolon (;).

3 - Inconsistent capitalization.

4 - BIG LETTERS.

5 - Abbreviating w'rds that really shouldn't be.

6 - Ending a sentence without a full sto

7 - Lists.

8 - Being cut off while I'm talking (or typing).

9 - Thinking of things to add to a list.

9 - Clothes shopping. No funny business here, I hate clothes shopping. Normalize buying like 60 of the same shirt and jeans because you like them and literally just wearing that every day.

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FUCKING LOVE CARROTS RAAHHHHHHH

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fuck you if you think me dressing in shorts a tshirt and a jacket is “bad fashion” or “not appropriate for a birthday dinner”.

SILENCE HATERS

I BANISH THEE UNTO THE DEEPEST PIT OF HELL

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sword is definitely heavier than club

Blurg, can I interest you in a sword?

If not heavier club Blurg not want it

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I fucking love horror content, analog horror, all that shit. Gotta have a good amount of fear in the real world.

a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

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gotta love grappling hooks

I love grappling hooks I love pointing at something and then going over there and if there's momentum and physics too then hooooly, I love the grappling hook. my beautiful son

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when I can start drinking (I’m in the us) I’m not gonna be some. “beer is the best alcohol! you should try Metal Chainsaw IPA” I’m bouta be mixin that shit. Enough lemonade to where I can’t taste the 5 shots of everclear I put in.

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had a dream when I was younger about a giant man person thing holding a sword that was obviously too small to wield properly, but the sword had this feel about it that it wasn’t the correct size, like the small sword was an illusion. And vice versa I’ve and over, creepy asf.

*From r/geometricnightmares: Geometric nightmares are "a specific type of dream, often occurring during illness, that involves shapes or objects, themes of infinity, pressure, an overwhelming sense of unease or terror and anxiety, a void and incomprehensibly large or small objects, and/or a crushing silence."

They're kinda hard to explain; check out the subreddit for some examples.

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hell yeah

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classic rockstar L

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ngl small boobs are sexier than big boobs

cuz small boobs look good and don’t bother the owner of them too much! It’s a win win

modern empath crisis of faith

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“I’m in the middle of a match” is not a valid excuse to not do something. Toughen up and do that shit asshole.

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interesting

As a side note… I am really annoyed by one thing about Star Trek.

“Replicated food is not as good as real food.”

That’s ridiculous.  In Star Trek, replicator technology is part of the same tech tree as transporters.  Replicated food would be identical to the food it was based on, down to the subatomic level. 

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Dude

lesbians are fucking cool

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Funny Valentine was a bitch

falling to my knees like it's an R&B music video with Mariah Carey's "My All" on full blast while I mourn Diego