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Hi hello :)

I'm raising monies for top surgery later this year. If you could share it around to your circles, that would be wonderful as I don't have many safe people I can share it with.

Thanks a bunch :)

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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the mutuals button should be a hug

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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.

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i love poison omelette

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You don't have to like weed but I find people who are vehemently anti-weed but claim to be left leaning infuriating. If you go into a rage because you smelled someone smoking pot, how the fuck do you expect to form community with people addicted to meth? It's easier to say you hate smokers than to say you hate all drug users in leftist spaces because one makes you sound a bit like a square while the other is the writing on the wall. You aren't anti-weed, you're anti-drug user and anyone who uses substances is not safe around you.

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I’m a simple woman. I see “Vesuvius eruption turned man’s brain to glass” and it immediately holds my attention.

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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K

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who up dinking they oiter

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i hate rejection sensitivity dude wdym my coworker gently corrected my mistake and i want to bash my own skull in with a hammer

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Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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Please please please don't click those phishing texts

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Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay