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Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like “there. Because you’re a clumsy fuck.”

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Mom: Honey, you keep smiling at your phone. Cute boy?

Me looking up form my gay fanfiction: Yeahhh

Me @ me: Even two

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You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

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@adhdpie made this amazing checklist about procrastination that I found super helpful so I decided to make it a bit more visual. 

I hope this checklist/flowchart helps my fellow procrastinators out there. Best of luck to you all in achieving what needs to be done!

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tbh? time. do i like it in a month or two?

adhd peeps

how can you tell the difference between a hyperfuxation and just a strong like for something

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The Dark Guardian (24802 words) by InTheShadows Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Rise of the Guardians (2012) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter & Severus Snape, Harry Potter & Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians), Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Sirius Black & Harry Potter, Jack Frost & Pitch Black, Jack Frost & Guardians of Childhood, Severus Snape & Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians), Jamie Bennett & Pitch Black, Severus Snape & Jack Frost Characters: Harry Potter, Pitch Black (Rise Of The Guardians), Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians), Jamie Bennett (Rise of the Guardians), Nicholas St. North, Toothiana, Sanderson Mansnoozie, E. Aster Bunnymund, Sophie Bennett Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Slytherin Harry Potter, No Voldemort, he's not coming back this time around, Protective Severus Snape, Protective Pitch Black, Mentor Severus Snape, Severus Snape Adopts Harry Potter, Child Abuse, Slice of Life, Parseltongue, Humor, Banter, Snowball Fight, Fluff, Protective Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Blizzard of '68, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, ASL, Halloween, Father's Day, Families of Choice, Don't copy to another site Summary:

Some children are afraid of the dark. But not all. There are those children who find comfort and protection in the dark. No one can get to them then. They are safe. Their protector comes with the shadows, not the light. In which Pitch Black is also the Guardian of Abused Children.

Bookmarker's Tags: Harry Potter crossovers

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Love at First Bite (15225 words) by larajeansong Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Assassination Classroom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Akabane Karma/Asano Gakushuu, Akabane Karma & Korosensei, Maehara Hiroto/Isogai Yuuma Characters: Akabane Karma, Asano Gakushuu, Korosensei, Maehara Hiroto, Isogai Yuuma Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Unconventional Vampirism, First Impressions, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Blood, Flirting, Karushuu Week 2016, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Murder Summary:

Gakushuu Asano is a stressed out college student who’s just trying his best to do well on finals. Karma Akabane is a vampire who happens to think the stressed out college student he accidentally bit when they first met is really, really cute. Written for Karushuu Week.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Really awesome Vamp!Karma/Knowledgable!Asano story with awesome SNARK and LORE and ASEXUAL ASANO!!!! To re-read 100x over!