ROSE: Sorry, I can't hang out. I forgot how to mimic human-like behavior.
JADE: i mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature thats cool!! we just dont want you getting left out
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LILY YOU GODDAMN GENIUS I just finished the fic and it was SO GOOD and I love those two dumbasses god the revelation of who the other was IT WAS SO GOOD. I mostly came here to gush about it because IT'S SO GOOD but. I have a question. can you pleeaasee tell me more about the troll's powers if you have them. (I'm specifically looking for some good ol kanaya and maybe some meowrails content ;) god that fic was so good) -🌺 (also rip my anonymity I guess cause I have the same @ everywhere oops?)
LKSJDLKSFJDS THANK YOU! I’m so glad you enjoyed reading it bc I enjoyed WRITING it, these two buffoons are so much fun
so the rest of the trolls aren’t super fleshed out, but!! I do have basic powers for them and I wouldn’t be opposed to some Suggestions [eye emoji]
Nepeta is kinda like Wolverine!!! just no healing factor. she’s just really strong and has Claws! Equius is also Really Goddamn Strong and he has a limited invulnerability (like he can get hurt, but not as easily as a human y’know)
I tentatively have Kanaya being like a vampire, but I’m not 100% solid on it? She just kicks ass tbh. She’s strong and pretty fast and she has a moderate healing factor. She’s basically Karkat’s adopted big sister because the Maryams took him in when he was orphaned, and they’re very close. Eventually, she joins him in Houston to help with the Clown Problem! Rose’s foresight didn’t warn her about Karkat, but it DID give her some hints that hey a pretty vampire lady is gonna be around soon, so she lays the seduction on, but the thing is that Dave and Karkat aren’t the only ones that are fucking doofuses when it comes to romance LMAO Rose keeps trying to do those vampire seduction things like wearing scoop neck shirts and generally showing off her neck bc she’s like hell yeah vampire, and eventually Kanaya has to tell her “Um You Know I Don’t Actually Drink Blood Right” “Oh.” But once Rose quits putting on a show and once Kanaya starts getting more comfortable around these new people, they actually do get really close (and eventually fall in LOVE)
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Gill and I may not live together anymore but we can still Do Damage
Kat: me, working on the alpha kid portion of my AU and also watching she-ra:
Dirk.... Entrapta....
(does he still have prehensile hair? You Decide)
Gill: Anime spikes are now real spikes
I'm also happy to give him Doctor Octagonapus arms
Hedgehog man
Kat: someone: so it's the princess alliance right
actually we had to change the name because we THOUGHT it was the princess alliance but uh
Gill: Junior Royalty Alliance
Princex Alliance?
The Gay Agenda
Kat: lmao
addendum: Jake is sea hawk
Gill: Who's Glimmer, telling him to set his boat on fire
Also: Dirk stop experimenting on the planet
Kat: Jane
Jane is glimmer
trying to be responsible and controlling people
Gill: That is perfect and I love her
Kat: Is Roxy bow? I'm not sure
Gill: Also she'd be adorable as a blue sparkly glitter fairy
Who's Adora and Catra
Also autocorrect I understand correcting Adora to Adorable but
Why did you change Catra to "Avatar"
Kat: I mean Adora and Catra do have some pretty strong Vrisrezi vibes
Also that way if Adora is Terezi you can have Janerezi if you want it
Gill: I am resistant to Vriskerly Actions and yet I cannot deny that it works
Also Glimmerdora is a rly cute ship...
Kat: Catra is like Vriska done well
Gill: And now Vriska has a friend who is a scorpion lady
It's fitting
Kat: god who's scorpia
omg
NEPETA
cat scorpion switch
Gill: And DIRK WHY ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH VRISKA TO HACK THE PLANET, I DONT APPROVE OF HER SHES A BAD INFLUENCE
Mr Strider go to your room
Kat: I was going to say how long could dirk possibly tolerate Vriska
Doc Scratch is prob shadoweaver
Gill: Instead of getting a mask knocked off it's just
His whole head
Kat: ok I fixed it
Dirk makes Hal and Hal gets left behind
and Hal is much more bitter about shit and so more willing to join up
plus Hal would take Vriska-Catra in stride just like lmao check this DSMIV entry out
Gill: Have both, Dirk is acting like an Actual Captive while Hal is having a good time with the girls
Kat: Hal: I know why you're in the Horde. You've got a complicated relationship with your pseudo parental figure and feel abandoned or treated as less than by your former friend.
Vriska: And why are YOU here smart guy
Hal: Absolutely none of those reasons.
Gill: Hal: you know I can ask them to let you out
Dirk: I will not stoop to the level of a traitor
Hal: w/e Nepeta and I are gonna go watch anime
Kat: Hal: Hey Dirk if you hadn't cut your hair you could use it to pick the locks on those shackles.
Dirk, who chopped his hair off years ago bc #dysphoria: Eat shit
Gill: Dirk: I replaced it with robot arms for a reason
Hal: yeah thanks for the extra arms by the way
Is Dirk's hair bubblegum pink naturally, does he dye it
Kat: oh god
Dirk has anime hair
Gill: I feel like he'd either
Constantly be trying to act like the main character he thinks he is, bc he knows what pink hair means
Gill
Or trying to AVOID his calling as a Main Character bc he will not be pigeonholed into your limiting archetypes
He is a main character of his own narrative conventions
Kat: Can Entrapta's hair feel pain?Would cutting or bleaching it hurt it
the real questions
Gill: He dyes it red and It comes out orange and it's a fair enough compromise because bleaching it doesn't feel Pleasant
Most AUs: Nepeta, tiny fluffy cat girl
She-Ra AU: Nepeta, enormous buff scorpion cat girl
who is the tallest character in the cast
Some day if and when I need background Nepetas for the Dreambubbles I'm adding Scorpeta to the Nepeta Squad
Kat: I always imagine Terezi as shortish so Terezi suddenly becoming 8 feet tall is hilarious to me
Gill: Giant... dragon woman...
Oh no it's everything I ever really wanted
Kat: so Jade's probably perfuma
Rose is Frosta. She's still 12 years old and angry
Gill: Can Jade's Kingdom be full of furries
I politely but firmly request furries
Kat: god
i guess????
so is this trolls = horde humans = alliance
where are john and dave
Gill: Terezi: I have a sword. It's sharp.
Dirk, probably: ...I want a sword
Oh man we're out of male characters already
Kat: i mean there's dudes in the horde
Gill: Unless John is Bow... but Bow is the Power Of Heart dude...
Yeah that was my other thought
Kat: John and Dave WERE the patronees of Terezi and Vriska
Gill: They're Background Horde Dudes, the one guy who immediately latches onto Bow when he's taken prisoner is Very Dave
What was his name
Steve
Kat: get wrecked
I thought it was Kyle?
Gill: KYLE
Kat: it's funnier if Bow is Roxy
latches onto his mom
Gill: It was very much an Inherently Funny Plain Dude Name
If and when I draw this I'm giving Jake (Sea Jake... Jake Hawk...) a terrible pubescent mustache
A pubestache, one might call it
Kat: ew
Gill: Jake Hawk sounds like a Generic Action Dude name, like what you'd call Solid Snake if you were writing a novelization of Metal Gear and knew nothing about Metal Gear
Kat: i'm formatting this for an initial tumblr post
Gill: Excellent
We Have Done It Again, My Dudes
Kat: our trail of devastation knows no bounds
Gill: The Crossover Gremlin's reign of terror has yet to be stopped
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