#//YES THIS IS DASH COMMENTARY

[aonokumura]

🌀 "Is winning at video games even that much of an accomplishment?"

"It basically tells everyone you're a loser nerd with no life." 🐈‍⬛

[gotta-pet-em-all]

can someone please remind me why mailing myself to another universe to track down and brutally maim a terrorist to the point of needing amputation is bad and i shouldn't do it

[numiolaes]

smh..... can't believe i gotta do this but looks like i have to cancel criston and drop him as my father figure....... won't even admit to being my lady mother's paramour thus proving his loving and genteel nature....... this is such a blow.......... thoughts and prayers in this trying time for our family......

[bloodyarn]

@estarion from here

    Babette looked up from her nice  &  shady spot,      kneeling onto a soft, wine-red pillow while yarn  &  scissors are spread around like she claimed this blanket as her own working space. One semi-dramatic gasp, a hand lifts to her lips   —   what a shocker. Why would they want anything bad happening to Astarion 's hair   ?   The elf must feel awful now. Poor thing, getting bullied like this. They must both be awfully jealous.

     ❝ Why would they say something like this   ?   Have you provoked them   ? ❞     The hexblood wasn't at all scolding him, no. Actually, she acted like her little cat came home with a sprained ankle, soon cupping the vampire's cheeks, pulling Astarion's head down on her lap, if he let her. Of course, with utmost care not to mess up a lock.

Now that looked like some therapy session, just with less couch  &  more lap, as the lady idly stroked over his forehead.

     ❝ I will not let them have a strand of your hair, Stari. Don't you worry. You're so pretty  &  intelligent  &  fun and . . . ❞

[themosthatedbeingg]

“I’m not sure why Paimon’s pissed off this time but I swear if he puts another boat through my castle…. What I end up doing to Stolas will look like a slap on the wrist … “

[rainbowofsinners]

// love all the Alastor writers agreeing that yes, this man does in fact, bathe and take care of his looks

[alchemistdetective]

"I nominate Remilia into being a Princess! A princess means she is serving the people."

"Which means she's EVERYONE'S SLAVE-"

[lxmitlxss]

" That's pleasant to wake up to. "

[theastralexpresscrew]

Gepard over here wondering how he keeps ending up dating criminals....

[boombambaby]

What’s an Emperor around here have to do for a salad without onions or tomatoes—

—and a non-fat, no foam, half whipped 3 pumps quad, one on top two on bottom, with almond milk, caramel drizzle INSIDE the cup with extra whipped cream?

[tryckthebard]

IT'S JUST A WALK IN THE MOONLIGHT I SWEAR

[fiapple]

society if dc hired a writing team of colour who could acknowledge the racial coding of starfire & raven, explore vic's status as a Black man in modern america who's specific disability further means his body is going to be read a certain way by certain people no matter what he does, along with potentially finding a way to sort through the racisim + fetishization that went into prior depictions of dick's heritage:

[general-kalani]

"Not my fault they leave skeletons lying around..."

[gctchell]

"I am not.."

".."

Uch.

[themosthatedbeingg]

“How do ducks propose?—

With a wedding wing.”