#chubbyemu

[catphantoms]

dawntrail prediction

[trans-seraphim]

alternate universe where chubbyemu makes youtube videos about normal routine hospital visits and elective procedures, but with the same level of drama as his current content

[fishareglorious]

I paused a chubbyemu video and I instantly lost it upon seeing this

[untitledmp3file]

"A man was in a plane crash. This is what happened to his DNA"

[2hufacts]

Getting one of those "do not resucitate" wristbands except instead it just says "if I die please don't let me be in a chubbyemu video"

[emcant]

Well, it's been 2 days since the chubbyemu pesticide diaper episode dropped, and BF and I have both compared it to something mostly unrelated since, so I guess that's in our house's cultural consciousness now

[shadyfennec]

artist's re-creation of what happened at the grocery store this evening

[alexibarnell]

AB is a 23 year old man PRESENTING ☝️ to the emergency room, bloated and nauseous

[stxalq]

watching too many bizarre medical emergency scenarios on youtube is a great way to destroy sleep hygiene and subsist on 4 hours of sleep at night

and it's a great way to stress about things you never knew to stress about. unlicensed, unregulated commercial kitchen lacto-fermentation? well that's just a free staph infection

but it's also a great way to realize that yeah no, food poisoning is serious, and you really should report it to the local health authority. that shit scales very quickly and will get a lot of people sick

looking at you belmont inn guacamole burger from a year ago

[system-of-a-feather]

BTW everyone go watch Chubbyemu on youtube, its like the only channel I get uber excited to see a new video from these days

(<- rarely watches youtube for things other than music)

[bunbunmaru-shimbun]

This person going to end up in a Chubbyemu video one day:

"A Twitter User Paid $8/month to Elon for Twitter Blue, this is what happened to his colon."

[small-nb-yoda]

People who don't know that -emia means "presence in blood" make me sad.

[asordidbarwere]

Chubbyemu and Fire Department Chronicles are two ends of the same spectrum. You feel me

[awstens-vagina]

2 types of chubbyemu videos:

- man drinks every cleaning chemical in the house, makes a full recovery

- child gets licked by puppy, dies in agony

[my-youtube-outofcontext]

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