#:: Crack always included ::

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

"anakin would've never turned to the dark side had qui gon lived." utter. bullshit. not only is this particular hot take an insult to obi-wan it completely robs anakin of his agency, because at the end of the day it was anakin's decision to pledge his loyalty to palpatine and to destroy everything that the people he loved held dear. that's what makes anakin skywalker such a compelling character, and as darth vader a tragic and iconic villian... because he did this to himself.

[baalzebufo]

BIG post sorry I have a lot of doodles to share!! hi! this is my Plutocrat Post(tm)

so ive been enamoured with cosmo kuiper lately and wanted to draw my take on him and the people surrounding him like the investors! couple minor design tweaks to fit stuff into my style and to distinguish the investors more from each other mostly.

but also these guys at the bottom of the post! those are cosmos dads- solaris astrolini and luna cogleone. hes the son of two criminal bosses who decided to build a ton of planetary kids to build their empire. mostly I just thought the idea of a sun and moon cog to be pretty fun, and makes sense why they'd then have a bunch of planets lol...

if i were to include all my headcanons and ramblings this post would be 500 miles long so ill keep it to just the doodles for now... all you need to know is i love plutocrat hes my awesome guy

[magicalgirlfia]

Here my unofficial translations of short stories included in the Official Guilty Gear Anthology which was released as a 2024 April Fools joke.

Thank you very very much to @solradguy for the scans of the issue! You can find a link to the archive page at the very top of the document.

[cryptidfuckery]

Actually my favorite thing about being a queer hairdresser and having been queer for like over a decade is that I've gotten to have so many convos with so many different people with different journeys through queerness and getting to be a conduit to share them

Notably today I was talking with a client about their hesitation to go on t, and one of their main worries is about being able to have children later on. And I got to tell them about another client I have, a 40-some-odd trans nonbinary person who, within their t4t relationship, was the one to bear children years after having been on t. I got to explain what that could look like, but their best bet is that if they ever do decide to pursue it, it's something they should bring up with their doctor/endocrinologist or seek our trans forums etc

And the joy I get from it is from getting someone to realize that it isn't some stupid set in stone trajectory, the whole process is supposed to be about what you, you specifically, need from your body. No one else!

[theworstbear]

We can't have you running around the laboratories in your condition.

[xxcherrycherixx]

Ok listen: ghost blondie lockes.

Bestie fucking died (no one knows, they just think blondie ran away from home and never came back) and lives as a ghost just vibing. When cupid comes to ever after high she’s surprised to see that ghosts exist here too, blondie ends up casually stalking her since cupid is new and shes still nosy even in death. Cupid confronts her and blondie looks shocked that someone can actually see her. The two become friends since cupid is literally the only bitch who can see or communicate with her, wacky hijinks ensue.

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Mike doesn't kiss Will first, and Will doesn't kiss Mike first. It's a mutual feeling that they talk about before kissing together on the first try

[obiroguewan]

Mass Effect Legendary Edition - Mass Effect 1 & Mass Effect 3

Shepard saving Kaidan's ass

[galaxofmuses]

"......Two of 'em."

[cilil]

Alright friends, I need opinions/ideas. So I'm currently figuring out my prompts for Silm smut week (this one will be day 3, for those who are wondering) and Kinktober and I can't quite decide on a pairing for one prompt.

Do any of you have some lovely Ainu/Elf pairings you enjoy? Maybe Eönwë with Finarfin or Fingolfin or someone else who might train with him or talk to him or maybe Manwë has a favorite...? Let me know, give me the tea, don't be shy❤️‍🔥

(Other pairings I'm considering for this one would be Manwë/Námo or Angbang)

[pinkyjulien]

━ We would like to thank our consultant- Mitch from the Aldecaldos family- for his invaluable aid in the creation of this material. He didn't agree to an interview, but he was a real gas-powered fountain of information, and his comments proved to be an invaluable source of information on the topic.

━ The automotive and aviation industry of 2077 is booming. From all kinds of cars and trucks, to aerial vehicles like planes and helicopters, to speedboats, to drones, the range of vehicles is so broad that everyone can find something to suit their tastes, assuming they can afford (or steal) it. The industry was temporarily stalled by global recession and fuel shortages, but is gaining momentum again as new technologies are developed and implemented by automotive companies. Aerodynes are becoming more and more popular, but are still expensive to produce and operate when compared to other means of transport. Nevertheless, their growing numbers have had an impact on city planning and layout, which is constantly adapting to ever-increasing air traffic. Outside of urban areas, on the wide open roads of America, cars have become a vital part of the Nomad culture. Not only are automobiles a means of transporation for entire families and tribes of the Seven Nations, but a symbol of their independence.

━ Mitch, 2077 (The World of Cyberpunk 2077, 2020)

[cowboy-robooty]

honestly its amazing i can like hetalia as much as i do considering that the only yandere is ruined bc shes so incest pilled

[permanentreverie]

I was tagged by @cordiallyfuturedwight to post my lockscreen, the last song I listened to, and the last photo I took!

tagging (and of course no pressure to participate) @ohwarnette @retvenkos @its-me-satine @musicallisto @thebirdandhersong @thebeautifulfantastic

[crimjoyofmuses]

"Rail who???"

[clemencetaught]

taiquinn ( @uroborosymphony & @velvetineblue ) are lucky that they are bullying him b4 he reunites with hyuk ( @jeoseungsaja ) bc once hyurick is back together- this will be happening:

myungdae: *sulks, buries head in crook of hyuk's neck and points at taiquinn* they're being mean, make them go away 😞

[vellichorsdesire]

giggling crumpling on the floor and throwing up my f/o is so cute. oh my god.