#:: Crack always included ::

[kbsd]

robert leckie & eugene sledge // “only the good die young”

you didn’t count on me when you were counting on your rosary

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

"anakin would've never turned to the dark side had qui gon lived." utter. bullshit. not only is this particular hot take an insult to obi-wan it completely robs anakin of his agency, because at the end of the day it was anakin's decision to pledge his loyalty to palpatine and to destroy everything that the people he loved held dear. that's what makes anakin skywalker such a compelling character, and as darth vader a tragic and iconic villian... because he did this to himself.

[magicalgirlfia]

Here my unofficial translations of short stories included in the Official Guilty Gear Anthology which was released as a 2024 April Fools joke.

Thank you very very much to @solradguy for the scans of the issue! You can find a link to the archive page at the very top of the document.

[baalzebufo]

BIG post sorry I have a lot of doodles to share!! hi! this is my Plutocrat Post(tm)

so ive been enamoured with cosmo kuiper lately and wanted to draw my take on him and the people surrounding him like the investors! couple minor design tweaks to fit stuff into my style and to distinguish the investors more from each other mostly.

but also these guys at the bottom of the post! those are cosmos dads- solaris astrolini and luna cogleone. hes the son of two criminal bosses who decided to build a ton of planetary kids to build their empire. mostly I just thought the idea of a sun and moon cog to be pretty fun, and makes sense why they'd then have a bunch of planets lol...

if i were to include all my headcanons and ramblings this post would be 500 miles long so ill keep it to just the doodles for now... all you need to know is i love plutocrat hes my awesome guy

[spotaus]

Late Night quick thing (New Age Sillies)

Bad news: That joke post about including Reset + Orchid is definitely not canon. (I legit got sad thinking about Reset being in a universe where Orchid isn't- because their stories are so so intertwined- but Nightmare 100% would NOT risk the whole twins exploding Error's soul thing.)

Good news: This means I COULD include Kane (Reset's older brother who usually dies in timelines where Reset is born) and use it to develope his character a bit more! Also! Perhaps a Blue × Dream kiddo is finally in the stars for me to design?

[cryptidfuckery]

Actually my favorite thing about being a queer hairdresser and having been queer for like over a decade is that I've gotten to have so many convos with so many different people with different journeys through queerness and getting to be a conduit to share them

Notably today I was talking with a client about their hesitation to go on t, and one of their main worries is about being able to have children later on. And I got to tell them about another client I have, a 40-some-odd trans nonbinary person who, within their t4t relationship, was the one to bear children years after having been on t. I got to explain what that could look like, but their best bet is that if they ever do decide to pursue it, it's something they should bring up with their doctor/endocrinologist or seek our trans forums etc

And the joy I get from it is from getting someone to realize that it isn't some stupid set in stone trajectory, the whole process is supposed to be about what you, you specifically, need from your body. No one else!

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Mike doesn't kiss Will first, and Will doesn't kiss Mike first. It's a mutual feeling that they talk about before kissing together on the first try

[sleepingfancies]

One of these days I'll run a Rook who does not care about the companions beyond them being a means to an end and then all of rook's "we're a family <3" dialogue will come off so delightfully sick and twisted

[cilil]

Alright friends, I need opinions/ideas. So I'm currently figuring out my prompts for Silm smut week (this one will be day 3, for those who are wondering) and Kinktober and I can't quite decide on a pairing for one prompt.

Do any of you have some lovely Ainu/Elf pairings you enjoy? Maybe Eönwë with Finarfin or Fingolfin or someone else who might train with him or talk to him or maybe Manwë has a favorite...? Let me know, give me the tea, don't be shy❤️‍🔥

(Other pairings I'm considering for this one would be Manwë/Námo or Angbang)

[pinkyjulien]

━ We would like to thank our consultant- Mitch from the Aldecaldos family- for his invaluable aid in the creation of this material. He didn't agree to an interview, but he was a real gas-powered fountain of information, and his comments proved to be an invaluable source of information on the topic.

━ The automotive and aviation industry of 2077 is booming. From all kinds of cars and trucks, to aerial vehicles like planes and helicopters, to speedboats, to drones, the range of vehicles is so broad that everyone can find something to suit their tastes, assuming they can afford (or steal) it. The industry was temporarily stalled by global recession and fuel shortages, but is gaining momentum again as new technologies are developed and implemented by automotive companies. Aerodynes are becoming more and more popular, but are still expensive to produce and operate when compared to other means of transport. Nevertheless, their growing numbers have had an impact on city planning and layout, which is constantly adapting to ever-increasing air traffic. Outside of urban areas, on the wide open roads of America, cars have become a vital part of the Nomad culture. Not only are automobiles a means of transporation for entire families and tribes of the Seven Nations, but a symbol of their independence.

━ Mitch, 2077 (The World of Cyberpunk 2077, 2020)

[cowboy-robooty]

honestly its amazing i can like hetalia as much as i do considering that the only yandere is ruined bc shes so incest pilled

[victorluvsalice]

-->Okay, that’s enough Build/Buy shenanigans – time to actually get the trio DOING stuff! Smiler got sent to the new barn basement to put away their nectar, clean the maker, then squash up some more grapes, while I told Alice to lick herself clean and finish up her delicate bracelet and Victor to clean up the pet poop on the back porch and then head upstairs to bed. XD After taking a moment to check the calendar (and to cancel the pop-up holiday “Neighborhood Brawl” as it just isn’t my scene), I checked in on Alice – she not only finished her bracelet at “excellent” quality, she also developed a Like for Gemology in the process! Right after pinching her finger working the wire, so you know she was serious. :p I got her a Crystal Charging Grid and put her new bracelet out there to charge (it has the crystal that reduces negative moodlets faster, so we want it charged up), then had her go and stop Shock from eating chicken feed. Fortunately, one scolding is all it took for Shock to finally learn that she shouldn’t eat trash, and she and Alice had an adorable bonding moment right afterward. Awwww~ It’s nice when the pets actually behave!

Anyway – after opening up the MySim capsule she picked up a couple of sessions ago (just another Chef Gino; I promptly sold it), I had Alice scavenge (she found a couple of common upgrade parts) then head to bed to top up her energy. Smiler, meanwhile, after finishing up their nectar, got put on “make mechanisms” duty for a bit because I’m still working toward that Servo, damn it. Once they were done with that, they fed Toothy the cowplant, repaired a broken water collector, recycled the resultant trash pile (plus some more wraith wax) and played with Shadow…

--->And then 5 AM rolled around, and the farm chores could begin in earnest! I woke Victor up to tend to his greenhouse – only to discover he had spoiled food in his inventory and instead sent him to take care of that (and clean out the fridge too while he was at it). Smiler, as usual, got put on chicken duty, spreading a little feed and cleaning the coop, while Alice got sent to harvest the prairie grass in Moory’s pen (finding a hematite crystal – the kind that makes your Sim functionally immortal when charged – and a bottle of energy nectar in the process; the latter went into the aging racks downstairs). Victor rewarded himself for a good clean-up job with a Minty Mocha cupcake breakfast, then I had him get in his “gardening” outfit and sent him into the greenhouse to plant some fresh oversized crops and tend the garden. Alice moved on from taking care of the prairie grass to taking care of Moory (the cow needed a thorough clean today), while Smiler did a quick sort of the trash (gotta get those recyclables) before heading back to the chickens to chat with them and gather the eggs (three normal ones, two hatchable ones – the latter got sold as I’m not interested in more chickens at the moment). I then had Smiler join Victor in the greenhouse to apply some super vitality fertilizer to the new oversized crops, while Alice cleaned out Moory’s shed –

-->And then, out by the recycle machine, transformed into a werewolf! Because it had been a little while since she hung out in Beast form, and I figured it was about time she did some werewolf stuff. Like marking her territory in the front yard. XD I was THEN going to have her do some more scavenging and the like –

[clemencetaught]

taiquinn ( @uroborosymphony & @velvetineblue ) are lucky that they are bullying him b4 he reunites with hyuk ( @jeoseungsaja ) bc once hyurick is back together- this will be happening:

myungdae: *sulks, buries head in crook of hyuk's neck and points at taiquinn* they're being mean, make them go away 😞

[vellichorsdesire]

giggling crumpling on the floor and throwing up my f/o is so cute. oh my god.

[yatori-morgana]

I should make the yumeship harem list and the Lamen and Pophis shipping wars list. But also what if I didn't?

Nah man I will— Eventually.

Lilia and Idia debated on how well the Ramshackle girls ships would work (y'all, figure out you're gaming buddies already 💥)

NRC totally believes I'm normal about the tweels. Definitely. (Lamen is obsessed with opposites attract and enemies to lovers.)

Pophis ships chemistry. Lamen ships crazy shit. She probably wants Malleus and Deuce to get married. Check her mental state. (MalDeuce kinda fire though??)

Lamen says Yatori is gay for Floyd. Pophis says that's impossible because Yatori is a woman and Floyd is a man. Lamen tells him not to stand in the way of true love. (And I'm punching Floyd in the background, by the way.)

[notachair]

I hate that even when I may feel like things have been going something well* for a moment (*relatively, in some aspects), that there's this... gripping terror of possibility or ect. that will bother me otherwise. Like can I be allowed to not feel dread for something? This time around it, specifically, is at fault for me sleeping late in the morning or struggling to sleep. Like yesterday? I was sleepy, I'd been sleepy and I'd barely slept cause I had to wake early. But there I was continuously flinching myself awake cause it wouldn't stop bombarding me. Came back around to again deliberately use melatonin to drag myself through the sleeping-in period with barely a thought.