#:but for the record all of this jordanxbriar stuff is completely non cannon:

[jordan-the-pious]

Please just fuck the brothel owner already. I think yhey need it

What they may or may not “need” in terms of coital relationships is of no concern to me. They made that abundantly clear many years ago when they chose a physical relationship with a stranger over a promised commitment with me. There is nothing more I wish to say on this matter, as even remembering what happens makes me feel ill.

I think I shall go lie down for a bit now. Lettie is in charge until I return.