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[jordan-the-pious]

Jordan the Pious, more like Bore Ragnarok Jordan the Penis. (wait, I think Jordan's title is priestess now... oh well...)

I am very pious that is true, but I do not see what my genitals have to do with anything. Are you saying the fact that I have them makes me less pious? Makes me less devoted to my lord?

I understand that that may be the case for some, but I have spent many years focusing on my goals and ambitions, forgoing worldly pleasures that would only lead me astray. And where are you in life? What have you accomplished in your time on this plane? You sexually harass people online? Members of the faith no less? Is this amusing to you? Does the vow I took to uphold my faith have anything to do with your life, to the point where I should incure ridicule? If my existence has ever caused you pain directly or indirectly may my lord strike me down where I stand....

Would you look at that. I continue to stand.

[hellsirenqueen]

{Plot idea / minor head canon

Disclaimer: I have no idea if this is canon or not but I am considering this more or less canon for my Lilith.

First off - let's get one thing out there; Heaven has been doing yearly exterminations since Hell existed. This is to not only keep population control, but to avoid the citizens there from rising up to fight back against Heaven. To keep Hell contained, not only do they send angels to kill Sinners, but they cursed Lilith with birthing dead children. They could tell, much to their dismay, that there was passion and fierce love between Lucifer and Lilith. The pair could easily have a family of demons alone to rise against the Seraphim. As it was, Lucifer had to beg for Heaven to not kill Charlie, as she was the only child birthed between Lilith and Lucifer, what with Lucifer shape shifting for a time so they could have a small family. With one thing after another with Heaven suppressing Hell and her family personally, Lilith took full offense to everything Heaven was doing. She would try to convince Lucifer to join her to gather their people to fight back but he was, understandably, terrified at what further consequences would be waiting for him or his family if he did anything. Lilith would prove to Lucifer that fighting with their people was worth it while raising Charlie, showing her that you could change the world with your voice if you use the right words.

There were already several posters all over the Pride Ring for her concert, but her voice alone wasn't going to be enough. She needed to have all those from every realm to hear her voice, even if it shook the very golden gates of Heaven! As luck would have it, she would run into the Radio Demon just before the next extermination. She would originally offer power to Alastor. In exchange for his broadcasting abilities through radio waves, she would grant him permission to travel between the other Rings of Hell - A privilege that is known to be extremely rare, as only those of the royal family and particular Sin would allow. Intrigued by the deal, he accepts. But as he makes the deal with her, they get attacked by exterminator angels. Before Lilith could fend off an attack, Alastor shoved her away.

Self sacrifice is one of many ways to get redeemed and be allowed to step foot into Heaven. As Alastor faded and went to Heaven, Lilith fought off several angels before being forced to her knees by Lute and Adam. Being the Queen of Hell and the past she had with Adam, he still had a soft spot for Lilith. So, to stop Lilith from causing too much of a ruckus, he made a deal with her. He'll take her into custody into Heaven, not fighting any of the angels, and her life will be spared. If she declined his offer, he'd have Lute take her head as a prize. Reluctant, she accepted. Lilith wanted to say her last goodbyes, but she was declined that luxury. Instead, only one angel was sent to Lucifer. He was informed that Lilith would be taken into Heaven's custody until further notice for causing an uprising and it would be punishment for him not keeping his wife under control. The news, I could only imagine, would throw him into a deep depression. Only confirming that fighting against Heaven, standing up to them, would only bring negative things to one's door. He accepted the message, and would only look at the pictures of his family, regretting that he wasn't out there to protect her before she was taken. During those seven years, Lilith would privately plot with Alastor, adding amendments to their deal as she would magically place a musical spell on him that prevented him from uttering a word of her plot against Heaven. He was to guide Charlie and protect her while she perused her dream while she found a way to leave Heaven. He was a former Sinner, so it would be easy for him to fall and return to Hell. He would slip out of Heaven during an extermination and pick up where he left off before fulfilling his end of the deal. That way, he would at least still have his former appearance and not look like he came from a celestial plane. The affects of his deal with Lilith would immediately come into play and his power would give him a confidence boost - despite being reluctant to help Charlie in the first place after hearing what her goal was. All the while, Lilith was force to be separated from anyone else in Heaven as she plotted her escape. When Lute came to inform her of Adam's death came to her ears, she wanted to celebrate but her good mood was spoiled when Lute threatened her daughter and her own safety, she was none too pleased. She was quite tired of the threats against her and her family. But she was being allowed to leave! She may be leaving on behalf of Heaven, but little do they know that was the biggest mistake they could've made. After catching up with her family and Alastor, she will pick up where she left off and show Heaven that they can't cage her for long without retaliation.

[hells-beloved-queen]

A dear friend of mine drew this lovely picture of Lilith for me. Go on and give them a follow on twitter @/AlterEgoZowie. They also do quite a bit of radiorose art that's hilarious.

[hereliesbitches--me]

Ngl some days I wanna delete this blog and start fresh. Other times I think maybe I'll archive. But I do want to have a fresh face because I think a lot of the people I used to know aren't here anymore

Its depressing. The stress of life has sapped my motivation to do anything at all, but it circles my mind all day

I hope yall are doing better than I am

[networksupported]

following a roleplayer you've admired for years because you want to see more of their content just to have them follow you back is uh. uhm. oh god.

anyway im off to go scream or something <3

[caeciliam]

hecking moved

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[sanguinarysanguinity]

Expanding a thought from a conversation this morning:

In general, I think "Is X out-of-character?" is not a terribly useful question for a writer. It shuts down possibility, and interesting directions you could take a character.

A better question, I believe, is "What would it take for Character to do X?" What extremity would she find herself in, where X starts to look like a good idea? What loyalties or fears leave him with X as his only option? THAT'S where a potentially interesting story lies.

In practice, I find that you can often justify much more from a character than you initially dreamed you could: some of my best stories come from "What might drive Character to do [thing he would never do]?" As long as you make it clear to the reader what the hell pushed your character to this point, you've got the seed of a compelling story on your hands.

[loanxmoney]

{ This blog is currently under construction but know that it's only meant to be a joke. I have so many ideas for this dumb side blog. xD I'll have a bio and such up for this idiot soon!

[jordan-the-pious]

“Jordan?”

Jordan looked up from their phone as their name was called. The last several days had been beyond stressful, with the last hour and a half alone surpassing anything they had ever experienced. It was no wonder they had a crushing migraine. All this stuff with Briar… it was bringing up old memories and bad feelings, things Jordan thought they had long since forgotten about. They supposed Briar just has a way of sticking around, even when they aren’t wanted.

Snapping back to reality, they stood and walked towards the young nurse who had called their name, offering him a smile. Silently, they were led back to an appointment room.

“So, what brings you in today?” The nurse asked politely.

“Ah I’ve um, I’ve had this headache for the last bit. Nothing I’ve done has helped get rid of it, I believe it’s stress related though. I was hoping you could help me out.”

“A headache…” the nurse took some notes. Jordan swallowed, suddenly feeling nervous for no reason. They knew Briar said they were on their way to the hospital, but surely that was a bluff, right? And if it wasn’t they’d be stopped by the staff, Jordan really didn’t want to see them right now. They didn’t know what they might say in a fit of emotion right now.

The nurse stood up, jolting Jordan out of their thoughts. He approached, and began taking Jordan’s blood pressure. Jordan looked at the floor in front of their feet, unsure where else to rest their gaze.

“Alright, everything sounds normal, I’ll let Doctor Harper know that you’re here! They’ll be in shortly!” Jordan exchanges another small smile with the nurse before being left alone in silence with just themselves and their thoughts.

How awful. This was the very last thing they needed right now. To have to sit and think. They could get their device back out, but that was what led to this mess in the first place. If they had never made that account, never started posting, they wouldn’t have seen Briar again. Wouldn’t have spoken to them again. Wouldn’t have caught their attention again.

They should have known from the last time they caught their attention how it was. They had been a good, pure child, and Briar had approached them with impure intentions. They wanted to corrupt Jordan’s soul, saw it as a challenge they were desperate to undertake. They got close to Jordan, infiltrated every aspect of the young initiates life. They because everything to Jordan, and Jordan foolishly assumed they were everything to Briar.

At one point Briar had come clean. Told to truth about why they approached Jordan in the first place, but swore that it was different now, that their feelings were real and true, and that they wanted to spend the future together. And Jordan believed them. They were so earnest, so desperate in the way they said it, that it had to be true.

But it wasn’t.

They had passed the test to be sworn to one another, and were just waiting for the ritual to start. Back then there was more of delay between events, it was faster now because of this incident. They had both been pure when they left the temple after passing their test, but upon inspection the next day before the ceremony, Briar was no longer pure. They had broken the oath, broken the promise, betrayed Jordan, all at the very last minute.

They didn’t even have the dignity to tell Jordan themselves, they had to find out from the Head Priestess at the time. She was a kindly old woman, and had always been like a Grandmother to Jordan. So when she walked in with a horrible look on her face, Jordan knew something was wrong.

“What is it?” They asked. “Is Briar okay? Are they injured?”

“Far worse my child. They betrayed you.”

That was the last time Jordan spoke of Briar for many years. After this incident they devoted themselves fully to the temple, and were soon selected to be the successor to the High Priestess. They had hoped these memories would stay buried. But nothing ever works out the way we want it to.

Jordan was pulled from their contemplation by a knock at the door, and it opening to reveal Dr. Harper. They exchanged hellos and smiles, and a few pleasantries before the doctor got down to business.

“So I understand you’ve had a headache for the last couple of days?” Doctor Harper’s methodical voice asked, every syllable measured.

“Yes Doctor. I think I’ve just been stressed recently.”

“I understand. Well, since you don’t have any history of headaches, I think just a pain killer and a good nights sleep should fix you right up.”

“That’s wonderful news! Thank you so much Doctor. Oh, but um, while we’re on the subject, I know it isn’t really allowed, but could I maybe be permitted to spend the night here, at the hospital? I love the temple but I fear returning to my place of work so quickly might make the stress worse.”

Harper raked their eyes up and down Jordan’s form, a sick smile appearing on their face. “Oh of course you can! Here, go ahead and take this pain killer for me, and I’ll go get the necessary paperwork. I am looking forward to you spending the night with me.” Harper said, pulling a small pink pill from their coat pocket.

Jordan smiled in return, and took the pill without a second thought.

[hellsirenqueen]

{Random thought: What if part of the deal that Lilith made with Alastor was to allow him to travel between the various rings of Hell? According to the Hazbin wiki, only the royal family and specific Sin Rulers can allow Sinners to travel to a specific ring. But with Lilith being Queen, she can sign off all of the above and give him clearance between all the circles..which would make him the perfect asset for helping Charlie in her goal with her hotel?

[hells-beloved-queen]

{ So uh What if I told you That my Lilith is actually lowkey evil? /runs-

[hereliesbitches--me]

Its gonna be a while but I've decided I'm gonna archive and move things over. I shall be going through and following all the homies again when I'm done

I hope the name makes yall laugh. But I'm gonna come back the baddest traumatized bitch in the game. And we gonna write and plot like there's no tomorrow

Love yall!

[54prowl]

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[clitfisto]

me individually reviewing the lyrics for every single song on a character playlist nobody else will ever hear for an oc approximately 3 people know about

[foundfamilywhump]

the question, you see, is not ‘is it too ooc for this character to cry’ but rather ‘what circumstances would push this character to cry’

this is the whump wisdom, go forth and make that character cry