#;; toy soldier

[mechs-incorrect-quotes]

Have another

Ivy: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Marius: What if it bites me and it dies?

Tim: That means you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Marius, learn to read.

Toy Soldier: What if it bites itself and I die?

Nastya: It's voodoo.

Brian: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Raphaella: That's correlation, not causation.

Jonny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die

Ashes: That's kinky

Jonny: Oh my god

now, was that a positive or negative ''oh my god'', Jonny [eyebrow raise]

[halacska-fins]

🌻

[alicemain0541]

[insert-boy]

[lordzukosnosehair]

HEY HEY HEY

Hi

Hello

I just need everyone to see this picture of the Toy Soldier

Thanks 🫶

[reegis]

🎵🎵WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNK SPACE PIRATE🎵🎵

[saym0-0]

toy soldier and jonny have the greatest dynamic because its just

'i hate that wooden fuck i hope it dies'

':D'

*proceeds to sing the most beautiful duet you've ever heard in your life*

[noncentsical-fanbug]

me: in “teatime with the kaiser”, the last song in gunpowder tim vs. the moon kaiser, the music is mostly a mix of guitar, bass, and drums behind jonny’s lyrical narration. after the line “tim looked the soldier in the eye / and he gave the order, ‘FIGHT!’” the music is joined by the glockenspiel, which is specifically one of the only instruments played by the toy soldier. in the part of the story where the soldier was brought into the fight, the song itself brings the soldier into the music!

the unsuspecting victim i have cornered in the alleyway: *sobbing* what do any of those words meeaan

[trumpetbot]

Jonny D’Ville being wholesome? Its more likely than you think

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a little toy soldier from Toy Story and Woody and I were getting a divorce on the top of the bookshelf. In protest to my idea, he pushed me off the shelf to my death.

[parasympatheticnervoussystem909]

death to the mechanisms! if you intend to go to Indy Pop Con this August... perhaps you could walk away with a Mechs print... wouldn’t that be wild

[thunderjackal]

im trying desperately to find individual refs for each of the mechanisms and the only pictures i can find that include gunpowder tim and toy soilder's shoes are these

please someone what genre of photo is this

[yourlocalmechanism-dr-carmilla]

Let your friend tell you which mechanism you are! I made these A WHILE ago for tik tok (XD) and figured id share them!

I featured everyones fave inspector for @starry-teacup ! I hope i did them justice, my brain associates them with purple...and crystals..my brain pictures them with purple skin for sum reason (what would their mechanism be tho??)

[miloillustrates]

A little mechs sketch I did at work, kinda wanna make a print of it

[comsat-cheshire-apologist]

so... I made a very small Toy Soldier out of half of clothes pin with a little metal hat made out of the top of an energy can (it was a mess...). So please enjoy:

I'm also considering if I should make the whole gang... If so has anybody ideas who to do next?

[lordzukosnosehair]

Shoutout to the toy soldier for having a relatively simple AND MOST IMPORTANTLY A CONSISTENT outfit