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astrologicalimpulse · 9 months
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Daily Horoscopes:
Taurus: The sun rises, but in a slightly northern place than it usually does. You have three days.
Cancer: What goes around comes back around. That's the point of a boomerang, dumbass
Pisces: Read the warning labels carefully before you open that box. Do you really want to know what's inside?
Libra: What compels you to seek that which you can only grasp with your fingernails? How many times do you have to slip down the rock face? (You are more than halfway up, keep climbing)
Aquarius: What the fuck, man? Really? Jesus christ what is wrong with you
Scorpio: If you had a nickel for every time someone has thought about you today, you could probably use the roll to punch one of them
Capricorn: Nothing today, come back again tomorrow
Sagittarius: Whatever happens to you today, know that it is well deserved
Aries: The stars are rooting for you, but in like kind of a mocking way. Like you're the last turtle in a funny little turtle race and you keep going the wrong direction. You'll get there eventually, little guy
Leo: Love makes the world go round, but maybe rethink who you're orbiting
Gemini: We know what you're planning and we sincerely hope it will be extremely funny
Virgo: Drink from the cup of knowledge until you become overflowing with it. Keep drinking until you flood your home, your basement, the city, with the juice from the tree. This is your birthright
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Why is he kinda...
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These two asks were right next to each other, and I think that’s beautiful
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shallowseeker · 3 months
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cookiefate · 21 days
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Cookiefate for September 4th:
"The one you love is closer than you think."
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It's you. Fuck everyone else.
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derangedrhythms · 2 years
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The moon is always up there pulling and pulling.
Anne Sexton, Words for Dr. Y: Scorpio, Bad Spider, Die: The Horoscope Poems; from 'Madame Arrives in the Mail'
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hibiki24681357 · 7 months
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Endlessly entertaining to me that Luffy/Sanji/Zoro is just EXACTLY what happens if a Taurus/Pisces/Scorpio triangulate took to terrorizing the seas for a dream. Like yes tell me who's the idealist of the three, the one who's all over the place but gives and gives and is almost impossible to comprehend. Tell me who broods endlessly, stares head on into the darkness of the world, whose choice to continue alongside you was a greatly measured life-or-death gamble. And tell me who is protective of what's his like it's a sickness, possessiveness like it's going out of style, so ambitious and stubborn that it moves the earth and the sky. And won't fucking stop talking about food.
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amuhav · 10 months
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◽ OBSCURE ASSOCIATIONS · tayuin eth'salin ◽
tagged by: @lazysunjade
(ETA bcos I forgot) tagging: @keibea @thesimperiuscurse @izayoichan @rollingsim
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◽ ANIMAL · winter ermine ◽
◽ COLOURS · powder blue · lilac · tea rose ◽
◽ MONTH · february ◽
◽ SONGS · persona non grata · said & done · say no one's home ◽
◽ NUMBER · two ◽
◽ PLANTS · blue diamond hellabore · snowdrops ◽
◽ SMELLS · almonds · sour cherry · morning frost ◽
◽ GEMSTONE · natrolite · quartz ◽
◽ TIME OF DAY · twilight ◽
◽ SEASON · winter ◽
◽ PLACES · snow-covered treefall gap ◽
◽ FOOD · cakes · tarts ◽
◽ DRINKS · icewine ◽
◽ ELEMENT · water · air ◽
◽ ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS · aries sun · scorpio moon ◽
◽ SKY · overcast ◽
◽ WEATHER · thawing frost ◽
◽ MAGICAL POWER · ice · illusion ◽
◽ WEAPONS · longbow · words ◽
◽ CANDY · maraschino cherry · candied pearlberry ◽
◽ ART STYLE · watercolour · impressionism ◽
◽ FEAR · betrayal · weakness ◽
◽ MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE · martlet ◽
◽ CELESTIAL BODY · star ◽
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plutobutartsy · 4 months
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i hateee when ppl on here act all high and mighty for being on tumblr. "haha we're so much better than the tiktok fandom god they're so chronically online lol annoying" like ooh yeah youre so quirky and special. i bet you bring books to concerts. should we tell y/n
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deus-ex-mona · 6 months
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anyways, in honour of 1 year of honeypre (rip) eos, what were your top stats like at the end of the game? i’ll go first~~~
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letterstotheflre · 1 year
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he asked me to go to a football match w him today but i couldn’t go and he ended up going with a friend from university. a female friend.
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subir-astrologer · 1 year
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EFFECTS OF A BAD MOON PLACEMENT IN HOROSCOPE
The moon in vedic astrology is considered to be the karaka or significator of the mind, emotions, and mother. A bad moon placement is understood a weak moon and in a natal chart it can indicate a number of challenges pertaining to these areas.
Mental and emotional challenges
People with a weak moon may experience mood swings, anxiety, depression, and other mental health issues. They may also be more sensitive to stress and have difficulty coping with difficult emotions.
Many of the patients who see psychiatrists for their medication have weak moon.
Mental issue, anxiety etc are due to weak moon ( other parameters are not considered for understanding ).
Challenges in relationships
A weak moon can also make it difficult to form and maintain healthy relationships. People with a weak moon may be more likely to be clingy, dependent, or emotionally unavailable. They may also have difficulty trusting others and may be more likely to experience relationship problems.
When we expand the term relationships then there will be many areas where a native with weak moon will face difficulties in developing a good relationship and thus creating a good bonding.
Difficulties in career
Since the moon is signifying the emotions of a person and so a person in work is often misunderstood and thus face neglected or harassments in their job. People with weak moon are considered undervalued contributor in the organization and so their progress is very slow in their career and with hurdles.
Challenges with the mother
A weak moon can also indicate challenges with the mother. People with a weak moon may have had a difficult relationship with their mother, or they may have lost their mother at a young age. They may also have difficulty understanding their own emotions, or they may be more likely to experience emotional problems.
This is in general about the weak moon, and the condition will vary from person to person as per their horoscope and the signification of moon as per their horoscope.
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himecloud · 5 months
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cookiefate · 2 months
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Cookiefate for August 6th: "Do not give up; the beginning is always the hardest."
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Compromise is a form of surrender.
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derangedrhythms · 2 years
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On an October night when witchery can occur
Anne Sexton, Words for Dr. Y: Scorpio, Bad Spider, Die: The Horoscope Poems; from 'February 3rd'
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noroamenial · 7 months
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Thank you horoscope app, I will do and don’t those things
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atlasisntdead · 5 months
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HE'S A SCORPIO FUCK ABORT MISSION
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