moeblob · 7 months ago
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So does he, Gallagher.
#honkai star rail#hsr blade#gallagher#i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU#and then blade constantly just being blade as usual#its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but#i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary#but the amount of times blade was the recipient......#i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just#get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better#so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle#funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still#but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me#so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ?#i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway#one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys#also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out#i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool#and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher#so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought#(no i am not but we can pretend)
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abstrekt · 9 months ago
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KISSIES!!!! My contribution to the @startrekwintergiftexchange , with Trip/T'pol relaxing for @cornflakesdoesart !!!
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shiresome · 1 year ago
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AU WHERE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME EXCEPT SUBSCORP HAS THE UGLIEST CAT YOUVE EVER SEEN
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uptownthots · 4 months ago
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I think this perfectly encapsulates the way *marginalized men are only invested in gaining access to the power white/cishet men have, rather than allying themselves with fellow marginalized women. Trans women are sexist if they don't worry about trans men raping and killing them. black and brown women are ruining black and brown families if they don't unconditionally submit themselves to men who abuse them, etc etc.
They think the problem with the world is that Some Men aren't given social permission to be violent and abusive like nonmarginalized men are (or at least giving the ability to bully and intimidate women under the assumption that they Will be violent and abusive if not given what they want), rather than the problem being that white/cishet men have power that they shouldn't have access to in the first place.
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therosevest · 10 months ago
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ok im a really chill and normal person and i get over things and am well adjusted but take a walk with me here. just give me my time to complain when im not in the absolute fucking trenches. and yes i believe i suffered more than those in trench warfare. it was literally a lesbian situationship with a bistraight girl come on. just. magenta choppy shag with the roots coming in. camo cargo pants black t shirt with red lettering and striped long sleeve (sign someone likes music. confirmed). lip ring big black stud earrings and nails. red docs. i think lesbians should be allowed to kill one dyke baiter in their lifetime idc
#and now we're gonna get into some quiet parts and youre just gonna let me have this#i. am so sick. first of all it was kinda funny how people ik ended up sorta surrounding her. felt good. but like we've shared a space#together since everything. i can like be in her presence it's seriously fine. that said. i do sometimes miss her#i say this after going through the really hating her guts period bc of her evil evil evil ways. and feeling like she's lame as hell bc she#s. but i mean it's me talking i have my problems too. i Hate the way we always so naturally act in sync. and i hate that we've both picked#each others' brains for hours so it's like. i knew you once and now we can't even look each other in the eye and that just really sucks#and i feel like. not that i strictly believe in these things. but we were sort of twin flames. i largely suffered for like. basically#falling in love w her. and i know i didn't leave as much of a mark. but i still hope it sucked a little for her#and i'll admit i think it'd be some sort of miracle if we could ever talk civilly. unfortunately we work in two ways#literally behaving in Ways and borderline fucking or not speaking. so. here we are#and i already humiliatingly tried to extend an olive branch this summer so im not gonna be fucking stupid. yk#but GOD how annoying. i did talk to situationship today and we were relatively normal so at least that's not deathly awkward#it's still. definitely um. stiff. but not terrible#i need to get to the club. pretend theres a cig emoji im on desktop rn#sorry for this.#film girl saga
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firewoodfigs · 1 year ago
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thinking of adopting a cat and his description is literally “he is a sweetheart who likes to be petted” and I’m like. BABYYYY 😭😭😭
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jessicatredes · 1 year ago
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babes can you block tags on mobile???
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bobtheacorn · 2 years ago
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If anon is throwing rocks at your window in the middle of the night, I am bringing you baked goods of your choice at a decent hour. Actually it rules that you're proship. Keep up the good work (minding your own business, not being a bully, not falling for reactionary nonsense, thinking for yourself, having common sense, and so on and so forth)
Genuinely, THANK U I appreciate that!! I'm doing my best!! I'm just tryin'a write my silly lil fanfics and vibe and everybody else should be allowed to do the same.
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#asked#i'm trying not to be a DOWNER but my god#I keep accidentally getting into fandoms that seem to have a high BS rate??#there's a tiny niche of ppl minding their own business and then a huge swatch of ppl that are like...........#aggressively yelling abt pretend threats to their Pure and Superior Thoughts on Fictional Characters#i don't know how to tell them that Jesus Christ is not gonna kiss them on the forehead for being hate mongering goblins#im just sayin#he would probably be the first to throw a table into the thick of y'all#like i get it u don't like incest that's valid#if u hate it so much why do you keep bringing it up?????????????????#tcest was literally trending on twitter a while ago bc baby antis were hollering abt it and the Algorithm was like U Want?? Here.#and then they took psychic damage abt it#i had to laugh#i guess i'm built different#nothing desensitizes you to stuff you don't want to see quicker than being 10 years old on the brand new interwebs#and googling your favorite digimon bc u want a cool desktop pic#NO search filters NO tags#just u as a kid fighting for ur life in google images sweeping past pages of weird grown up shit with ur eyes the size of dinner plates#let me just wave my cane and rant for a minute!!!!!!!!!! sorry!!!!!!! lmao#i'm just Old and Tired and I think ppl should be thankful for tumblr and ao3 and their fantastic fucking tagging systems and no algorithm#u can literally block things u dont wanna see#also u can just mind ur own business abt it
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watchingthecredits · 2 months ago
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i didnt end up going to work and i feel so bad i feel like i let down my coworkers but also i could totally Not Do Work
I HOPE U FEEL A LITTLE BETTER AMELIE U DID THE RIGHT THING DON'T FEEL SO BAD PLEASE. LOVE YOU
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missnotbrave · 1 year ago
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SUNBURNT ON MY NOSE. OH NO
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magicalfish6286 · 2 years ago
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ugh .. i have to take a FREAKING psych evaluation tomorrow
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commonwealthcass · 4 months ago
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Hello! I saw your comic on Pinterest and I wanted to see it from the official account (I downloaded Tumblr just for that) but the link just doesn't work, could you give it to me? thank you :,)
Btw I love your comic (with the little I've seen) and I also love the way you draw <3
Hi @ratm3out! Thanks for tracking me down. Its weird - I tested the link on mobile and desktop and its working for me through the tumblr app. Im not sure what could be causing the error. Here's the story archive so far though, if that helps. Sorry for the inconvenience and Im glad you like my style <3!
Commonwealth Cass
The Travels Begin
Walking Disasters
Baked Bloatfly
Super Mutant Suiciders or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Getting Down To Business
Daytripper
Blood and Thunder
Sins of the Father
Respite
Don’t They Know It’s The End of The World?
Where It All Went Wrong
Knife
Contract to Kill
Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
Don’t Be Afraid
Jet
Riot
Getting Closer
I Dont Want to Fall In Love
Reel Me In
Girl, Look At That Body
Don’t Go
A Shot in the Dark
Unravel
Can’t Pretend
Lunchbox
So Long, Brother
One More Tomorrow
Desire (Easter Egg NSFW)
He’s a Tramp, But I Love Him
I Don’t Want You To Get It On With Nobody Else But Me
I Believe in Yesterday
Political Suicide
I’m Only Human
I Just Want To Die Anywhere Else
A Hole In The Earth
We’ve Got A Score To Settle
One Step Closer
Honest
The Writing’s On The Wall
Reluctant Heroes
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foreskinniest · 2 months ago
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im so so so so so serious when i say men having desensitized, porn-traumatized dicks is a real and huge pandemic problem out there. the amount of guys I have been with who can't get off unless they're pounding their own meat for 22 minutes, eyes closed, pretending they're in front of their desktop is CRAAZZYYy. I know my tight little hole (*moan*) is not the issue, these men have just fried their brains out on porn and are incapable of naturally getting off via sex anymore. And what I've noticed (at least with gay guys) is that this often goes hand in hand with loneliness, and it's both frustrating and depressing.
idk, I just think we need to do better about holding back and having restraint. the horrors and delights of the internet will not go away, WE'RE the ones that have to learn to step back. it's never too late. Learn to appreciate another's touch. If you're super horny then edge, if you must; tease yourself a little -- but please for the love of god stop nutting 4 times a day you are DESTROYING YOUR SACRAL CHAKRA
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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 9 months ago
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ATSV QUICK EXPERIMENT
Miguel's Behavior - SURVEY - Question 2
Hello! Can you do me a quick favor? I'm gonna post 5 polls - all about Miguel and his behavior in ATSV.
Each post with have a link to the others.
I just really want to understand how people see Miguel, or what words they would just to describe him. I'd think it'd be fun to look at!
THE QUESTIONS:
Do you believe that the Spider Society is a dictatorship?
Would you describe Miguel as a fascist (or participating in fascist ideology/behavior)?
Would you describe Miguel as a cult leader?
Would you describe Spider Society as elitest?
Do you think any of the Spider Society will have the courage to defect from Miguel? 👀
QUESTION TWO: Now this is a heated one **pretend this is the eyes emoji im on desktop and im lazy**
This idea came to me because of the way I heard someone describe Miguel (if that was you hi!!) and I thought it was really interesting, and made me want to look deeper at his behavior, and what tactics he uses, what it can be defined as.
So...uh.. He a fascist? Would you say he is? I'm down for replies too!!
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spacesymbol · 1 month ago
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anyways HI. its been uhh... two weeks since last post but about a month since any actual life updates. so im gonna do... that!
gonna split this one into tumblr specific updates and personal updates since i figure the latter is a little less important to some people. not trying to sound mean there, i get the feeling!
anyways, tumblr specific updates!
the big update is that i completely revamped my carrd. theres a lot more text now, and the layout doesnt look as good on mobile as it does on desktop, but i still like how it looks a lot better than the previous version.
i also added a new tag to my pinned. the tag is just this 📁 emoji, and its sort of a catchall tag for posts about media that i like. since i got rid of alter tags a while ago and i dont really like tagging specific franchises, i figured this works better for now.
my pinned post was also updated to reflect this change, and theres even a new tag guide/explanation!
okay now for the more personal life related updates. theres a LOT you have been warned!
where did i last leave off... right, the delaware trip! okay well i say that as if a lot happened on that trip. which is incorrect.
the only real big thing about the delaware trip was that i was kind of suffering for the whole trip since i had just been put back on adhd medication, and the dosage was WAY too high so my body did not adjust well at all and i was having like horrific symptoms for the whole week. and i wish i could truthfully say that the dosage of that medication is sorted out now but i cant!!!! 🥲
in the four days between the end of the delaware trip and the first day of school i went to a friends belated birthday party... which was the only time i hung out with any of my friends for the entire summer actually. but the party was still fun...!!
the rest of the updates are gonna be school related. since the next significant thing after that party was the first day of senior year.
my classes have all been manageable so far. i think the stress is definitely going to pile up soon with college application deadlines swiftly approaching, but the impending reality of that hasnt really set in yet. it is definitely nice to be taking classes i genuinely enjoy this year, even if the coursework is difficult!
i dont remember how much ive talked about my social standing at school on here but tldr it sucks. i dont have any genuinely close friends or a dedicated friend group that enjoys my presence at all. something something the we should call fiona interview quote... thats basically described my social situation for the past several months.
in terms of theater. hoo boy. well you see, our drama teacher (and shows producer) is on maternity leave. and not only did she switch the order of plays and musicals again (the fall show is a play this year), but she chose two plays for us to do this fall.
basically both shows are one act plays with no real lead roles since the scenes arent connected at all. performances will go like: show one, intermission, show two. and the "no lead roles" thing would be great except for the fact that this is one of my two senior theater productions with this school and i would like the chance to earn bigger roles, you know?
anyways auditions came and went and the cast list was released last thursday. and you will never guess who one of my romantic scene partners is. well. its my ex 😁👍
i mean besides the fact that i have to pretend to swoon over my ex, im really happy with my roles. i got double cast in one of the plays as opposed to one role in each play, and i like the play i got double cast in a lot better. and i only auditioned with two scenes from that play, and got cast in both of those scenes that i auditioned with, so i assume the director really liked my auditions?
also one of the scenes im in (not the one with my ex) is fully just an internalized homophobia turned "dude i think i love you" scene and its just SUCH a good scene. i really like my scenes and characters, i am just rightfully worried about rehearsing a romantic scene with my ex for two months...! but it will be fine. probably
okay this is getting REALLY long but uhhh general not-life-related updates.
undertale day!!! we split a chara less than 24 hours after the newsletter dropped 👍
my cats fifth birthday was last wednesday!!!!!! i could write a whole essay about how much this tiny beast means to me but just know i love her lots okay?
okay. okay. i THINK thats everything i have to say. uhh this is the part of the post where i talk about future tumblr updates and status.
idk. idk!!!!!!!!! the stress and busyness of senior year is kind of starting to get to me a bit so i might just disappear for a few months. or maybe ill continue updates every couple of weeks or every month.
i definitely want to return to posting here as regularly as i used to, but i always either avoid it for some reason or have other things i need to be doing instead. so whos to say how active ill be! i definitely dont know!
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exit-path · 2 years ago
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Tumblr Post Compilation: A Masterpost
First of all, let me tell you what you're about to see.
This is a list of 118 "funny tumblr posts" taken from YouTube compilations in 2016. I tracked down all these posts on tumblr myself in Nov 2021. The post is broken up into two parts, and is available under the cut. Each of the links is named after a snippet from the actual post (effectively the "punchline"), and clicking on it brings up the full post, which you can reblog and interact with.
These posts are nostalgic to me because I watched these YouTube compilations before I came to tumblr. I recommend you scroll through these posts, as they bring up a form of humor that's rarely seen today which, I think, has almost been lost to time. Also, if you want to learn how to do this, there's some insight as to how I did this at the end of the post.
(This masterpost is a revision of this post, necessitated because the hyperlinks don't work anymore.)
1. outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
2. Italian exchange student said “Look, the compressed horse.”
3. “im eminem!” “and I’m skittles?”
4. I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN
5. he ate the reeses cup then stabbed himself with the epipen
6. “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
7. school on lockdown because someone put weed in the vents
8. Can’t cheat with those big ass galaxy phones
9. weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed
10. My brother told me not to slam the door and yell “Guess who’s home, motherfuckers”
11. drove by traffic camera 6 times thinking it was funny
12. drill sergeant made kid carry around potted plant to replace the oxygen he wasted
13. A list of things that do not offend people:
14. kid grabbed seagull out of air, all his friends were like “again tyrone?? really??”
15. “LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS”
16. drunk man proposes to tree, gets rejected
17. “i’m on my way, the traffic is just slow, i’m coming” “mom i called the house phone”
18. a kid’s phone started siri, TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN
19. “watch my stuff” what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it
20. our goats think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
21. “it’s for your own good”, mom deleted the internet explorer icon from my desktop
22. a girl called me a lying slut because I was with her bf a lot. we’re siblings
23. I watched an old couple set off their car alarm and drive away… now that i think about it-
24. Rules to learning English: their our know rules
25. a kid got expelled for pretending to be russian for 8 months
26. a girl said she had two moms and a boy started crying, he said it wasn’t fair she had two
27. when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet
28. my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
29. my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. follow for more geological humour
30. I’m saying “excuse me” but I really mean “why the fu-”
31. nun goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
32. Hospitals are so weird
33. handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this”
34. on April Fool’s his mom called to say she was in labour, dad laughed and hung up on her
35. “why do I fear bears? because Chester Zoo is 30 miles away and bears can smell fear”
36. dropped her ipad but held tight to her pizza
37. her parents faked a british accent in front of her until she was 7
38. really religious girl who told people off if they swore, gets sworn at
39. he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
40. so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid
41. subway thief told suitcase has “a bunch of laptops” ends up stealing a dead dog
42. “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea”
43. I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was
44. so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind
45. my favorite thing is ask 14/15 year old kids on dates if they want a kids menu
46. I blacked out in Disney World, woke up with Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on me
47. “wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and she did a backflip
48. “do you wanna kiss” “excuse me” he pulled out a bag of hershey’s kisses
49. when beyoncé asked all the single ladies to put their hands up I looked at my bf and
50. 7th grade, his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual birthday party
51. “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes”
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