#<3 orochimaru <3

[cloudabserk]

influence

[nyaaamato]

AKATSUKI ASSEMBLE! late day 1 pic for @obito-week 🎉

[mixelation]

sasori forging transfem!deidara's new boobs like hephaestus at the forge (hammer and all)

sasori is an artist. sasori will make you the finest designer boobs in the land. he's out here analyzing deidara's body type, taking measurements, doing tests to see how things will sit on her chest. he's making them perfectly symmetrical, with the finest, smoothest skin taken from only the finest of specimens. they will ALWAYS be perfectly perky because sasori is using a metal frame to make sure they always retain the ideal shape. sasori has calculated the IDEAL size for Deidara's body, to provide the opportunity for tasteful cleavage but not so big as too be (what sasori considers) obscene

deidara: (walks in with the biggest fucking tits you've ever seen. they bounce. they heave. they jiggle way too much to be classy and are not DESIGNER BRAND) hey so you were taking too long, so i went to orochimaru and asked for Turbo Hormones

sasori: excuse me

deidara: yeah he gave me a boob science potion, basically, yeah. what are those? look kind of hard and small

sasori: (unpacking every poison he owns)

[akasakurevival]

Part 2 of the results from our third round of the 3 Artists Challenge!

Artists: @kimazuiiii @princessxgarbage @frostmarris @artofmintea @hallous @mayskalih @saku-rhyth @ionahazuki @chiarobee

Breakdown (and kiss meme credits) under the cut!

KisaSaku [nip kiss]: sketch - kimazuiiii, lines - princessxgarbage, color - frostmarris

KonanSaku [blood kiss]: sketch - artofmintea, lines - princessxgarbage, color - hallous

MadaSaku [behind the ear]: sketch - mayskalih, lines - frostmarris, color - artofmintea

NagaSaku [rough kiss]: sketch - saku-rhyth, lines - frostmarris, color - artofmintea

OroSaku [lick]: sketch - ionahazuki, lines - chiarobee, color - mayskalih

PeinSaku [E1]: sketch - artofmintea, lines - kimazuiiii, color - chiarobee

(credits for the grid memes we used!: https://www.tumblr.com/a-moop/182795888345/valentines-day-kiss-drawing-prompt-free-for?source=share & https://www.deviantart.com/kaisuki/art/Kissing-Meme-Template-361658733)

[chiyobaasama]

yamato is about to be DITCHED i fear

[hellcifrogs]

NaruFox AU Sannin’s Arc: About Jiraiya.

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So I think we don’t need any creep weird pervert character, right? I know I don’t. So Jiraiya simply isn’t one in the NaruFox. Even this ‘joke’ was mostly forgoten by the end of the series, so why even put it there in the first place?

He makes dirty jokes and comments around his friends, but time and place appropriate, you know? And he’s weird because he’s a writer, he’s always asking strange questions, but innocent and curious questions. Literally info gathering for his books...And on the topic of books:

He still did receive that one prophecy about the book he’d write with the savior of the world, so he started wtiting, but with a different goal. He tried to write about his missions and times in the war with Orochimaru and Tsunade, hoping he could ‘pick’ his own savior for the prophecy, making it about themselves. Tried writing about alternate realities and ‘fantasies’ (like the book he’s holding up here as a joke) in an attempt to maybe change the story. He even tried NOT writing about fights and adventures (here came the icha icha series)...

But during his time with the Rain trio he got this idea (that just stayed as a WIP) about a protagonist he named... Naruto :)

[hestiashand]

eventually you’ll outgrow all your old clothes.

sasuke week day two — uchiha culture

inspired by this post

[ ID: a full body digital drawing of early shippuden sasuke sitting cross legged, stitching the uchiha crest onto his shirt. sasuke is drawn with pale skin, top surgery and hysterectomy scars. his sharingan is activated. a cookie tin full of sewing supplies sits next to him. the background is off white with a drop shadow and 6 red outlines of the uchiha crest at the top. END ID. ]

[danizmomota]

Ever since the "Seed Incident." what would've happened if he grew a bunch *before* looking at the package instead?

Too many "Yams!"

Sorry, but no refunds!

[shrimpleasthat77]

Ok so um hey guys. What’s up. Totally normal pos- NO ITS NOT!!! I MET STEVE BLUM YESTERDAY!!!! He was so nice!!! He literally made my entire year nothing better than this will ever happen to me. Anime nyc was very fun as well but STEVE!!!! THE GUY!!!!

[clariqueenzz]

little miss miku! and a friend :) [click for better quality ! :) ]

[dahtwitchi]

Happy belated Birthday @kalira!!!

Your emotions about snekwolf family feels flow over enough I have a soft spot for them, too, and this be an excellent occasion to draw them some! :D

[thebleedingeffect]

Every single day I wake up and say to myself that kakashi should not have kids, considering he's shown no romantic interest in anyone, already has team 7, and his trauma with sakumo likely holds him back from fatherhood. I see all of this and I proceed to flesh out my overly detailed and expansive self insert hatake kid oc okay goodbye forever

[kise-mo]

anyways.

[metalsonicscraps]

Naruto is the one show where the old people are gayer than the young people.

[akasakurevival]

Part 2 of results from our second round of the 3 Artists Challenge!

Artists: @ionahazuki @hallous @mayskalih @chiarobee @artofmintea @candy-floss-consumer @frostmarris @saffein-e @fernybee @coloriza

Breakdown under the cut!

Kisame: sketch - ionahazuki, lines - hallous, color - mayskalih

Orochimaru: sketch - chiarobee, lines - artofmintea, color - candy-floss-consumer

Sasori: sketch - chiarobee, lines - mayskalih, color - frostmarris

Hidan: sketch - mayskalih, lines - saffein-e, color - chiarobee

Deidara: sketch - mayskalih, lines - fernybee, color - chiarobee

Pein: sketch - coloriza, lines - frostmarris, color - hallous

[no-nic]

tip: you can fix any boring canon couple by making them t4t ❤️💜