#<33 wishing you health and luck for the year!!

[bontwisty]

Happy Lunar New Year !🧧 🐇

I’m a bit late but that’s what happens when you have a family of 10- hope everyone who celebrated enjoyed it! I did! And I thought the rise crew absolutely would too <3 so here they are in the dragon dance! Trying to line them up on a smaller canvas was hard but I’m glad it worked out in the end!!

[bl-inkstone]

the ghost of my christmas past is me sitting down in front of my laptop for over 10 hours to write a 5k+ wc companion fic to my friend's own oc-centric fic after not writing anything more than 1k words for over a year

[hwaightme]

Making wishes

THIS IS 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI (nsfw tags under cut) (masterlist) (join taglist)

HAPPY (slightly belated) BIRTHDAY @cheollipop !!!!!! Nora I love you so so much, and when you asked me to do a lil birthday request for you I could not be more honoured. Thank you so much for existing, being the beautiful kind person that you are, thank you for sharing your art and your wonderful mind with all of us; I am wishing you happiness, love, health, luck, all the best and more <33 Smooches and huge hugs

🎂 pairing: bf!wooyoung x f!reader x best friend!seonghwa 🎂 genre: smut, pwp, fluff, established relationship into a poly relationship 🎂 summary: making wishes on shooting stars, on burning candles, you wanted one thing to come true. seonghwa and wooyoung are more than willing to celebrate the birthday girl. 🎂 wordcount: 7.0k 🎂 warnings/tags: poly relationship formation, language, an interesting kind of birthday party, slight(?) woohwa - relationship is a product of FICTION and does not imply ANYTHING in reality, food/eating, birthday wishes, woo being a menace, stalling hwa, a lot of love and acceptance, questionably edited (in true bai fashion), first poly fic so... yes; lmk if anything else 🎂 a/n: wishing everyone love and kindness. happy birthday nora, ilysm and i hope you enjoy!

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🎂 nsfw tags: soft dom!hwa, switch!woo, sub leaning!reader, blowjobs (yes, in plural), the lightest bit of degradation (not towards reader), praise, petnames (love, sweet, pretty...), throatfucking, cum in mouth + swallow, eating out + fingering, unprotected sex (wrap before you tap), cum inside, threesome (why yes, two at the same time), soft aftercare, a lot of affection

“Hwa, do you know where-”

“Top cupboard on the far right. Behind the glass noodles packet. And no, not the blue packet. The one on the right. I told you it would be better to put it in a different cupboard.”

“... hey that’s… uh… okay… thanks.” you gave up quickly enough, fully aware that, no matter what retort you would make, Seonghwa was right. But he would never force you to change your habits and preferences even if he desperately wished so, because then who would ask him where the ingredients were in their own kitchen?

He knew you. Knew you better than you did. Seonghwa knew where you put things, knew what you truly meant when you spoke, knew how you felt depending on how you walked. Down to the tiniest tilt of your head or a raise of the eyebrow, he tried his best to read every nuance and learn every interpretation, and even after years of friendship, you were still his favourite story. If he could, he would never take his gaze off you, simply because in you he had found the tale that he always wanted to be part of.

As Seonghwa watched you reach for the bag of icing sugar - the product of you having forced your way into the preparations for your birthday after convincing him with your very best attempt at puppy eyes that you wanted to ‘share the burden’, he could not help but follow every movement. Biting his lower lip, Seonghwa desperately wished to lull his mind before it began to yell, though judging by the way his breath had gotten shallower as you lithely stretched towards the shelf, it was a bit too late for that, and instead he had to continue kicking himself. Over, and over, and over again. That he was stuck in the cliche scenario of being a lovesick best friend with no chance of ever even admitting his feelings.

It was easy to fall in love with you. So easy, in fact, that he had not noticed until it was far too late, and there was no room for you to hear his confessions. Frankly, had he been quicker on his internal uptake, Seonghwa had at least a year in his favour before the ‘official roadblock’ showed up. But no. Instead he had to be all blushes and smiles, trips to the Lego store and Star Wars movie marathons without any steps forward. Why? Because the last thing he wanted was to ever let you go. And to attempt to change things, even if Seonghwa desperately sought it, implied that the risk of you banishing him from your life would grow exponentially higher.

He could never see you as a stranger. As a daydream? Sure. As a fantasy? Undoubtedly. But as a passing face, a figure that would simply disappear from his heart and mind? After all that you had been through, the ups and downs, the trials and terrific successes, you were a permanent presence in his life. Perhaps even the epicentre of his musings, especially in the last few months. Because over this time, suddenly, he was not quite confident in his reasoning for your bashful smiles, the glimmer in your dazzling eyes, the lightness in your every step. Or at least, was not quite confident that it was ever him that caused you to act that way anymore. Seonghwa had grown too comfortable being around you but not with you, assuming that these two were the same thing. He had grown accustomed to kissing you on the cheek in greeting and in parting because that was ‘what friends did’, even though it was so far from the truth. Many times he had been questioned about your relationship, and he would simply brush it off. Apparently he did that too well. So well that you had been brushed away too and right into the arms of his own friend. Seonghwa, being the overly confident fool that he was, introduced you to Wooyoung, and watched as your acquaintanceship bloomed into friendship and soon enough into you calling that man your boyfriend. Your significant other. Any affectionate name or title that you would choose for him simply reminded Seonghwa that he had lost in the race to your heart. Nevertheless, his passions did not subside. He tried to extinguish them, tried to speak casually and behave cooly, but that only backfired when both you and Wooyoung only amplified your kindness, insisting that he needed to ‘be taken care of too’, and doting on him until all there was left for him to do was to admit to himself that he was deeply, unchangeably in love with you, and even the presence of a boyfriend could not deter him anymore. In fact, perhaps due to his close relationship with Wooyoung, he only felt that he would simply be a nice addition. Fit into your life like a puzzle piece, complementing both you and your boyfriend perfectly. He was perfectly aware that Wooyoung could satisfy you in ways that he couldn’t, but at the same time, Seonghwa knew you and Wooyoung, and thus could guess exactly how he could create the ideal harmony.

This was why he had jumped at the opportunity when you had messaged him with discussions for your birthday plans. You were never one to organise large gatherings, but even then the event turned into a family celebration to which Seonghwa was automatically invited. As such, when he heard that you wanted a more ‘intimate’ setting with just a couple of people and only your favourite things, his brain went into overdrive. A couple of people. As you had explicitly stated as soon as you invited him - you, him and Wooyoung: the most important people in your life, your past, present and future. The words had made his heart ache as he rapidly accepted the invitation and now found himself in the same kitchen as you and your boyfriend, feeling anything but like the odd one out, the third wheel.

It was in the lingering touches as you passed by him, the welcoming glances from Wooyoung as he would gingerly sidestep to get an item from another part of the kitchen, and some piece of information, a secret, strung tightly in the air right above his head and shooting between the two of you that resulted in what Seonghwa wanted to label as something reminiscent of smugness. Occasionally, you would look at Wooyoung and raise an eyebrow, as if you were waiting for some kind of instruction from him. This had led the latter to behave more freely, every bit a sly fox as he spoke in euphemisms, symbols and symphonies of comedic artistry that left Seonghwa baffled. Wooyoung’s attentiveness to the older man’s every reaction was astounding. From a light touch on the shoulder when they slumped as he was uneasy from a new mess made during cooking, or to a wink thrown in his direction as Wooyoung noticed him stiffen as you ambled past his form, hands on his waist to balance yourself as you squeezed between Seonghwa and the island counter.

A couple of hours later, in his peripherals unfolded the beginning of what he could only mark as a pivotal moment in his life. You called Wooyoung over casually, not giving a sign that there was anything particular that you wanted to ask, and how he embraced you, his chest pressed against your back only made Seonghwa want to sigh, wondering how it would be if he were to be able to do that limitlessly, instead of always worrying where his hands were, how long he should hold you, whether the action was making you uncomfortable. All he wanted was to be able to drift into a paradise with you in his arms, and feel your heart beating in unison with his. Voices dropped into a whisper, and inadvertently, Seonghwa caught himself half-closing the tap to reduce the cacophony it produced for even a little slip of a conversation to fly in his direction. To no avail - with barely any exchange between you, you and your boyfriend appeared to speak in codes, aside from one unexpectedly sultry gaze from you that sent Seonghwa’s mind reeling.

There was not much left for you to consider. It had been clear to you since a couple of years ago that you were not platonically indifferent towards Seonghwa. He was the subject of your desires, had appeared multiple times in your wildest dreams, and was both a source of comfort and agitation because, despite him always ‘being there’ for you, you wanted more. You needed more. He was like an unreachable star who you were inexplicably drawn to, and even though you had ample opportunity to be with him, and were close, it was not enough. The lightyears that separated you left you unsatiated with the relationship, because you wanted to give Seonghwa love. And more of it. With every moment that had past, you had found yourself flying deeper and deeper into outer space in the hopes of reaching this lonely star and share with it your own shine, so that together, you could be brighter than ever before. You prayed for shooting stars in the sky, so that you could make wish after wish, asking the same thing every time: that he would take the step and reveal the meaning behind his glimmer when you were around, that he would utter the words that you wanted to hear, that he would feel the same. But no such thing. You had been left in suspense - a grey zone from which neither of you dared to venture.

That was, until Wooyoung had entered your life, and set the ashes on fire. He was perceptive, a dreamer and a doer, not stopping at a set routine, always ready to find the optimum if it meant sharing happiness. To him, the situation was easy. As soon as he discovered that you were in love with Seonghwa, he took it upon himself to observe his friend, only to burst into a fit of laughter at just how oblivious both of you were, and how lucky he was to have both of you in his life along with the ability to let it all fall into place. The plan was easy enough. Without giving too much detail, Wooyoung proposed that Seonghwa needed to be shocked into a confession, and you agreed. After all, what harm could an attempt do when your feelings had reached a point of no return? You had naively believed that Wooyoung was going to approach this carefully, cautiously, likely because you had dared to believe that a flame could not be scalding, but no such luck. What you wished for, was a sacred plea to him, and he was not going to make the birthday girl wait for longer than she had already done. As soon as he moved away from you and pretended to return to his duties as chef, he lit the match and dropped it into the sea of sensual gasoline.

“You know that Y/N loves you, right?” Wooyoung shot through the silence, words sharper than a knife. Seonghwa turned his head to face the man beside him, only to see someone so nonchalant, almost bored, that he could not help but question the words. You were still, aside from the fingers that flittered across the counter, drumming as erratic as the one in your chest. 

“Ha, very funny, yeah.” he responded with forced joviality, trying to refocus on washing the dishes even though he knew this was futile. The rhythmic chopping stopped and out of the corner of his eye Seonghwa could see your boyfriend put the knife down onto the cutting board.

Rapidly placing the dish he had been scrubbing onto the drying rack, he cleared the space for Wooyoung to wash his hands. This new quiet wave, accompanied only by the running tap was more deafening, oppressive, all-consuming as the phrase echoed around Seonghwa’s mind. ‘She loves you’. This had to be some kind of test; Wooyoung was known for his tricks and banter, so it was not beyond him to spit out the wild notion just to see how his friend would react. For that extra bit of knowledge. But he gave away nothing, so he looked at you, and was pierced by your gaze. The dazzling eyes, galaxies enveloping him, drawing him in as if to command him to accept the question as the truth.

Wooyoung took his time, fully aware of the attention that was on him, and the growing distress in which Seonghwa found himself. But that only fuelled his desire to say nothing. To keep the suspicions and hope floating in the air and in his control, and have Seonghwa right where he wanted him, or more specifically, where you wished Seonghwa would be. Wooyoung watched as the water trickled over his skin, and let his mind wander. You were stood behind him, frozen in one spot as you ogled Seonghwa, waiting for any more words from him or from your boyfriend. Clutching onto a towel, you were attempting to curb and ignore the butterflies that flew to your stomach as you witnessed the change in your best friend’s eyes which could only be described as a deepset, long-concealed affection that had finally been given the opportunity to breathe. Perhaps there was a chance for change, just as Wooyoung had told you before Seonghwa’s arrival into your home. You had been explicit in your feelings when Wooyoung had asked you out, and truth be told, he had expected it; it had been surprising enough to discover that you were, in fact, single, and not on the verge of celebrating a honeymoon, so to hear that you harboured less than platonic feelings for your friend felt only natural.

Even if you had not told this to Wooyoung specifically, it was obvious: you changed when you were with Seonghwa. The very image of serenity, you carried yourself with unparalleled grace when he was by your side. Though you did let your playful and carefree self through, it was always less for companionship but for comfort that Seonghwa readily provided. He was an anchor for you. Your beacon of light that you trusted with your life and more. He was more than important - he was essential. Your clarity. Maybe if Wooyoung was foolish enough, and you had not revealed the longing you had for the taller man, he could have passed it off to be simply an example of platonic soulmates, two people who had gone through so much together that it was not possible for either of them to exist without the other. Not because they were dependent, but because they were one another’s ‘home’. It was clear that platonic boundaries had been long forgotten between you and Seonghwa, only a large question mark remaining, and neither of you daring to turn it into a full-stop and call things what they were. Wooyoung could see the yearning burning within you, how you hoped for your friend to take that next step any time you called or spent time together. Even in Wooyoung’s presence, you were unabashedly drawn to the other man, and that, interestingly enough, made him fall even deeper for you. Your unparalleled ability to give love astounded him to no end, and ignited within him the desire to provide, the desire to show you that you were more than worthy of not only his love, but the love of the first man who had become a part of your universe. Seonghwa simply needed a gentle nudge in the right direction, Wooyoung had decided, and he was the one who was going to give it - a birthday present from him to you, and a belated one for his friend.

"Listen. She. Loves. You. Isn't that right, hm?" You could only nod, attached to the scene unfolding before you with predator-like focus. Your boyfriend’s words: so simple, and yet so hard-hitting that you almost laughed at the shocked expression on Seonghwa’s face, only just barely being able to contain yourself as it transformed into one that oozed trepidation.

Wooyoung promptly shook the majority of the water droplets clinging onto his hands as he closed the tap, and methodically dried them with the towel hanging from a hook attached to the sink cupboard. He discreetly observed Seonghwa’s rising nerves, barely able to stifle the smirk, threatening to break out across his lips due to the satisfaction brought on by the suspense that he had conjured. Anxious, confused, but above all, timidly delighted in the sly off-handed comment. Without a doubt Seonghwa was trying to guess what Wooyoung had planned, and the latter could hardly contain his excitement. Perhaps in some ways, he was being selfish by being the instigator of something he too had been wishing for since you had started dating, but the older male’s burning stares and lingering gazes that had commenced as soon as he walked through the door into the apartment served as enough motivation - all that remained was the final spark.

He walked up to Seonghwa until he was in a dizzying proximity, scrutinising him through half-lidded eyes. Placing a hand on his shoulder, he beckoned the man to turn his head and face him, and asked you to come near with a quick flick of the other hand. Scoffing at the unceremonious expression of power, you bit your inner cheek to suppress a snarky remark, aware that Wooyoung was only working in your favour. Never before had you seen your best friend this on edge, simultaneously disoriented and yearning for more, glances darting from Wooyoung to you and back. Bored from the lack of a progression, your boyfriend decided to cease stalling.

"Right. How is it that you, and you, two pretty best friends, spend years together, and not once get with one another?" you could see the bobbing of Seonghwa’s larynx as he swallowed some spit. His eyebrows furrowed, and he tilted his head as though to check if you agreed with what was being said. Upon seeing no easily readable reaction, he muttered:

"What?"

"I can hear the gears moving in your head Seonghwa, what's your answer?" Wooyoung was not letting up, the tension getting to him, leaving the world a climbing haze. Every single one of his senses appeared to be elevated, accentuating every sound, every smell, every twitch of his muscles against his clothes. It was impossible to contain his contentment as he took not of his friend readjusting how he was standing, as if there was a certain physical discomfort beginning to give way. Wooyoung knew well enough as to what it could be, and as such, cut off every single one of Seonghwa’s attempts to steer the conversation in a different, lighter direction.

"To-"

"Do you love her too?"

"But-"

"Seonghwa, do you trust me?" seeing as the taller man was not letting himself reveal his desire to simply lock you in his arms, the need contained in his burning orbs only, Wooyoung decided to slightly switch tactics bringing in their closeness as friends, as two people ready to blur the lines in search of that sensual perfection.

"Of course."

And you know that I trust you too, right?"

"Mhm…"

"So?"

"I…" Seonghwa picked at the sleeve of his light blue sweater, unable to face you. He felt he was too close to ruining the years of friendship that had been so carefully built up, all because of Wooyoung. The man was surely joking, he had to be. In no way were you-

Your hand grazed his upper arm, forcing him to look back up and meet you. Ever so tender, ever so caring, it was as though you were admiring the starry night sky when you revered him - it was not too far from the truth, considering that this wondrous man was indeed, who you saw as your universe. As a keeper of stars, someone who you desperately wished would envelop you and adore you and let you and Wooyoung adore him just like you had wished, year in, year out.

"Did you short-circuit?" Wooyoung asked, voice dropping into a whisper.

"A bit."

"Time for extreme measures."

Eyes impossibly wide and cheeks going red, Seonghwa could only stop and stare as Wooyoung pulled him towards himself and plant a fervent kiss on his lips. Before he could push away the man had already pulled back with a satisfied smirk, only to turn to you and wink before leaning into another kiss. You swore you could taste Seonghwa on his lips, sweeter than you could ever imagine. Melting into the sensuality, you could feel excitement rising in your chest. The intensity heightened, and you felt your boyfriend's hands snake around your waist all the while, upon peeking, you saw Seonghwa's blazing, darkened orbs studying you. His expression was unreadable, first clenched, lips slightly parted, and only one question on his mind: 'how dare he?'

"So, how does he taste? Sweet, right?" Wooyoung asked you, voice laden with mischief and anticipation for what would be a dizzying paradise.

"Better than I could have ever imagined."

"So this was your plan?" Seonghwa broke the momentary silence, a newfound hostility with notes of unbelievably strong craving. His tone dropped lower, until it was all that you could focus on. One hand travelled to his lips, fingers cautiously touching them, in disbelief at what had just unfolded. With a smirk the man reached for you, forcing your arms to fall from your boyfriend’s shoulders, where they had found themselves when you kissed, pulling you close until his hips were pressed against you, revealing the true effect of Wooyoung’s teases.

"Ye-"

"Because it fucking worked, alright. To answer the question, yes, I do love you. Longer than he did. And yet here he is, pulling rank, huh?" giving Wooyoung a side-eye, he muttered. 

"Oh yes, of course Hwa."

"Well aren't you getting overly friendly..."

"Depending on what you are gonna do we're about to get even friendlier than that." Seonghwa took a deep breath, eyes fluttering shut. Barely audible, you backtracked, feverishly trying to explain the thought process, the story behind this little ploy, a wave of fear inching closer to you as you felt your friend’s fingers dig into your side, breathing becoming more ragged, shallower.

"Wooyoung and I had talked about this for the first time when we started dating. I need you Hwa. He needs you too. And… well… yeah. That is… our side of the story, so… I'm sorry we should have just sat you down and talked or something-"

"Seems you didn't get a good enough taste since you are still talking."

"Oh?" Wooyoung raised an eyebrow, the switch in his friend's attitude catching him pleasantly off-guard.

"Tell me what's my limit." Seonghwa addressed you, his face barely an inch away from yours, hot breath against your skin, leaving you aching for more, for him to take the final step and let your history burn.

"None."

"Neither of you?" he looked at Wooyoung, who was observing with a wolfish grin, hand running through his hair.

“I think we have all waited long enough.”

In a matter of a single moment, a spark, Seonghwa’s lips were on yours, leading you into the paradise which you had been isolating exclusively to your musings. It was intoxicating, all-consuming, making you feel as though nothing else existed, and that you had been given the power to embrace the universe itself, the explosive pleasure of being in rhythmic bliss with the man you had longed for proving to be almost too much. And yet, you needed more, of him, of his touch, of his presence right against you. A soft moan escaped you as he deepened the kiss, which only led to him pressing himself into you, barely stopping you from stumbling back.

Wooyooung, satisfied with himself, and with the scene unfolding before him, reached out to push back a stray lock of black hair from Seonghwa’s face, suggesting that they take this to somewhere more comfortable. Breaking away, both of you looked at the shorter man, eyes clouded, lustful, and you took his hand, squeezing it in gratitude and let yourself be guided to your wildest dream that had previously been deemed unobtainable.

"Oh no no, tonight this pretty cunt is mine. You're going to prep her for me, Woo, while I see what she can do here..."

Seonghwa ran a finger over your jawline, his other hand at the base of his cock, pumping it a couple of times. Obediently, Wooyoung followed the instruction and moved so that he was right next to your pussy, admiring just how slick it already was by running two fingers between your lips, stopping at your clit to rub a few circles, highlighting its erectness. You whined at the feeling, trying to grind into his hand in the hopes of more contact, but Seonghwa prevented you from asking for any more by grasping your jaw and guiding you onto his dick, sighing as you took his length. Stopping midway as he felt your throat constrict, he asked you:

“You okay? Need a break? So gone already?” counting your breaths, you leaned back to whisper that you were more than fine, moaning when Wooyoung licked a stripe up your pussy and stopped to suck on your clit, to be silenced as Seonghwa’s member pressed against your lips, and slid into the warmth. 

With every moan all but muted, you were a whimpering mess to which Seonghwa was already addicted. He was enthralled by how you responded to Wooyoung’s every touch, how you relaxed your throat to let him rock into you bit by bit. When his friend’s tongue curled into your heat, lapping at you to the point when a light tremble started in your legs, Seonghwa reached for your hand, squeezing it in reassurance and earning a loving glance from you. The contrast between the adorable shimmer in your eyes and the lewd act was more than enough to twist his world on its axis. As an orgasm ripped through you, with Wooyoung relentlessly pumping into you with his digits and flicking your aroused bud with his tongue, you moaned over Seonghwa’s member. He bit his lip, forcing himself to ease out, and let you regain some composure. He wiped the corners of your mouth with his thumb in an attempt to remove a bit of the dribble, a smile dancing on his lips.

"You are so beautiful, my sweet. Thank you. Can you still take care of him?" voice ever so soft, he inquired, every decision still being left to you. You mumbled in approval of the action, and watched as Wooyoung rose to meet you.

Barely having recovered, you were eager to pay your boyfriend back, giving one last glance to Seonghwa’s member, coated in a layer of your spit mixed with pre-cum as he crawled on his knees away from you, to position himself at your entrance. While he teased your pulsing cunt, running his digits between your folds and letting his tip flick your sensitive bud, Wooyoung was in front of you, demonstratively licking his lips to show how he devoured every bit of your nectar, his cock stiff in his hands, begging for attention which you were more than ready to provide.

“Hwa-a… ah!” you mewled, nearly collapsing on your back as Seonghwa slowly entered you, his hips pressed against yours, giving you some time to adjust to his length. The feeling of another cock, aside from your boyfriend’s, filling you up so well and building you up regardless of having just come over Wooyoung’s mouth was stupefying, and it seemed that all you could recall in that moment was your best friend’s name. 

Having had enough, Wooyoung guided your focus back to him, tapping you below your chin. A series of apologies fell from your lips, making the man chuckle as he reminded you that there was only one way to apologise in this case. Without needing any more elaboration, you ran your tongue over his leaking hole, lapping up the pre-release, and took him in, sighing at the feeling of being full of both Wooyoung and Seonghwa.

“What a good girl, devouring my cock like this- ah…” Wooyoung praised, brushing strands away, lazily observing you as you bobbed your head back and forth, interrupted only by Seonghwa hitting your g-spot, eliciting salacious moans. 

“She really is perfect… Y/N, you’re just so perfect for my dick.”

“Oh look at her falling apart, Hwa. You are fucking her so well.”

“So well she can’t even help you out?” he taunted you, knowing full well that the comment could only lead to one thing and one thing only. Wooyoung smirked, taking a fistful of your hair, causing you to look up at him with watery orbs as he warmed his cock in your mouth. The sight nearly tipped him over the edge, a twitch threatening an oncoming wave of pleasure. But he could not come, at least not before he could show his friend just how much of him you could take.

“Let’s show him just how well this throat can take me, yeah?” and upon seeing a small nod, pushed his length deeper, tensing as your tongue and teeth lightly grazed every vein and his tip hit your uvula and the back of your throat.

It was challenging to restrain himself from thrusting into you when you looked so marvellous, nose pressed against him, relaxing yourself to take him whole, despite Seonghwa repeatedly sheathing inside you, bringing you closer and closer to your own ruin. It was the fact that you were still so attentive, so caring towards him, equally as loving and being so unbelievably good that made Wooyoung fall even more in love with you. How you let him guide you over his cock, trusting his movements and his sensations completely, caring for his pleasure. How the introduction of Seonghwa, your first and ongoing love, did nothing to stop your adoration for Wooyoung. You truly were one of a kind, his galaxy, the keeper of the flame. It was not long until his climax reached him, pleasure searing through as his hand kept you frozen so that you would not choke as his cum painted your mouth.

Swallowing the last of Wooyoung’s hot orgasm, you yelped over the softening member as Seonghwa picked up his pace, demanding your full attention. The vibration caused Wooyoung to let out a low groan and tightened his grip on your hair momentarily, another string of release shooting into the back of your throat, nearly making you sputter. Cooing at your state, he tugged you back ever so carefully, hissing as your tongue gave his cock a final swipe, and murmured:

“Hwa, let me support her, yeah? She likes it when you go deep into her pussy, don’t you?” giving you a light pat, almost mockingly, Wooyoung sat on the bed behind you, holding you in place so that Seonghwa did not need to worry about you slipping, and instead focus on the relentless rhythm. You could not respond as the knot in your core grew tighter and tighter with every thrust. Every one of Seonghwa’s low moans that reached you was a lascivious melody, so erotic that all you could hope for was for him to never even consider stopping.

Positioned between the two men, you were in a soothing mindlessness, having the ability and the trust to give yourself up to them, let them love you. Every touch on your skin was an intimate, sensual flame, unwinding you, prompting you to gift them your very soul. You felt Wooyoung’s member brushing against your ass as you were jolted back by Seonghwa’s movements, the sensation proving to be impossible to handle as your climax approached at a startling speed. Gripping Wooyoung’s arms which had positioned themselves on your waist, his veins etching a design into your palms and leaving you breathless, you felt the wave crashing over you, sinking you into an unprecedented euphoria. Your body shook violently as your orgasm drowned out any sound, and you swore you could count the stars in your eyes as Seonghwa continued his motions, mercilessly in love with how your soaked, clenching pussy felt around his throbbing length.

“Ah… fuck, love, I-” 

“Hwa- please-”

Seonghwa continued pounding into you with reckless abandon, each thrust leaving you practically senseless as your orgasm had been long-surpassed, the overwhelming trembling of your every nerve, every muscle as your core was caught ablaze with the overstimulation completely wiping your ability to form a single coherent thought. Wooyoung groaned from the sight of Seonghwa’s downcast eyes, looking at nothing or looking within, ecstatic, and the wanton sounds of his cock pistoning into your wet pussy, hands moving to knead your breasts and pinch your erect nipples. You cried out from the added sensation, head falling back and over Wooyoung’s shoulder as Seonghwa slowed to a stuttered, faltering grind, his own climax imminent. 

“Y/N, my lo- I’m-” you heard him over your own whines, and in a matter of seconds he bucked into you one final time, almost falling towards you as your still-pulsating walls milked his release. He let out a shaky breath as his cum filled your sex, the warmth and fullness driving you to the brink of consciousness. Tentatively moving his hips, he fucked the load into you, groaning as he felt it leak out, completing the lewd scene.

“So… so gorgeous, Y/N…” He mumbled, kissing you once, twice as the ripples of pleasure overtook him entirely… “Woo… thank- mfph- thank you…”

“It’s us three now, hm?” Wooyoung responded, amazed at just how much Seonghwa had been holding back, and how brilliant it was to uncover the tandem that was now you and your two loves.

Trailing kisses on your neck as Wooyoung continued to hold you, his chest flush against your back as you rode out your high, dazed and in an ethereal bliss. Slow circles on your hips as Seonghwa pressed his forehead against yours, soothing your light tremble as he pulled out of you, the last rivulets of cum dripping onto your pubic bone. Unable to sustain the position any longer, legs having grown weak as the adrenaline subsided he gave into Wooyoung’s guidance as the man slinked away from you, laying you down onto the bed, and motioned for Seonghwa to do the same. In the quietude, you three remained in one another’s arms, only the steadying breathing and bare skin covered in a glistening sheen of sweat reminding you that this was all a stunning reality.

As you detangled from one another, Wooyoung and Seonghwa gave you one last, gentle peck on the cheek each before whispering amongst themselves. As you lay on the bed sheets, surrounded by the aura of lovemaking, unfocused gaze peering at the dark ceiling, you felt a clean towel going over your body, only to see Seonghwa gingerly caressing each limb, planting one kiss, another. When he noticed that you were watching him, he threw you a big dopey grin, only to mumble out words of adoration. He kept you grounded with his presence, his feathery touches, while Wooyoung rushed through re-dressing and picking out something comfortable for you to wear. Once done, the two men changed places, with the latter now tending to you and helping you get dressed, barely suppressing a smile as he let a large hoodie fall over your body. When you gave him an endearing thumbs up, hands barely peeking from the sleeves, he playfully lunged to hug you and make you fall back onto the bed, giggling airily into your ear and trying to wrap you up even tighter. Seonghwa joined you not long after, and you were caught in between two heavens, safe, adored, the intricacies of the world around you finally making sense as both Wooyoung and Seonghwa illuminated them. The stars in the sky, the flames on the earth, they completed you just as you completed them, and this was something that you would never wish to give up. They were here for you. You were here for them. This was your wish, a wish that had finally come true. For you, for Wooyoung, for Seonghwa.

“So… shall we have that cake then… at least?” you whispered into the darkness, immediately hearing rustling to either side of you, and a soft sigh from Wooyoung, breath tickling your ear as he inched a little closer, only to tease:

“But didn’t we just have dessert-”

“Wooyoung!” the yelp only seemed to amuse your two loves as they chuckled, with Seonghwa moving to push a few strands of your hair back, and reveal his glimmering orbs that managed to catch the light from the window, curtains undrawn and letting the city lights inside, giving the impression that the universe truly was in his those two windows to the soul. Your breath hitched as you gazed at him, head resting on his palm, as he wondered whether he was dreaming, the mumble slipping out automatically:

“He’s right. You’re sweet, Y/N.”

“Oh my goodness-”

You turned your head, only to feel soft fingers cupping your chin and pulling you into a slow, gentle kiss. Eyes fluttering shut, you sank into Seonghwa once again, the idea of him loving you back and wanting to be with you, accepting your other love who had his hand lazily thrown around your waist and face nuzzled into the crook of your neck, it was all so surreal that you were afraid to even take a peek.

“But we do have a kitchen to clean though...” you groaned, shaking your head at the choice of comment. Wooyoung was quicker to react, snuggling more closely and muttering:

“Now that can wait-”

“...and a wish to make.” Seonghwa elaborated, cutting Wooyoung’s complaints short, and lying down to hug you, arm lying atop the other man’s, drawing circled on your skin where the top into which you had changed had ridden up, “Let’s celebrate our birthday girl.”

Our. The word rang in your ears and wriggled its way into your mind, a new star shining in your sky, enveloping you, revering you through the creation of a paradise to which you thought there were no gates nor glimpses. The simple word - a spark of a lighter, eradicating shadows of doubt and setting the soul ablaze with newfound passion and excitement, turning your birthday into a renaissance celebrating love.

Even if you had not even made your wish yet, it was obvious. You were yourself when you were with Wooyoung and Seonghwa, and you wanted nothing more but for this bond to grow into a loving intuition. You looked up from the cake, in the middle of which was a glowing candle, and admired the two men, illuminated by the warm flickering light. How they had huddled closer to one another, with Seonghwa attempting to discreetly point out to Wooyoung that he should adjust the angle at which he held his phone to capture the precious moment. How blissful, relaxed they appeared to be as they ceased their quiet arrangement, only to return your gaze. Heat rushed to your cheeks as you read nothing but adoration in their eyes, and you clenched the material of the hoodie into which the two had insisted you change, trying to steady your breathing.

Reading your actions, your best friend, turned lover, nodded in reassurance, leaning closer towards you by resting his head on a propped up hand, while Wooyoung gave you a bright smile and threw an arm around Seonghwa’s shoulders, nearly making him lose balance. The action did not seem to phase the older man in the slightest, as he simply pressed his tongue against the corner of his mouth and rolled his eyes in mock vexation, only to break out into an equally heart-melting grin. Neither rushed you, appreciating your need to take in the change, entranced by your loving peace. This new dynamic had indeed been something of a dream, and you thought that it was going to remain that way until you would be forced to forget, or live in an illusion of loving less. But now you found yourself, for the first time in some years, thinking of new wishes, musing the steps ahead.

As you blew out the fire, and motioned for the two to not turn the lights on quite yet, you were at peace. Nothing felt more right than observing Seonghwa standing up to gingerly remove the candle and slice the cake, and receiving a peck on the cheek from Wooyoung, who was now hovering over your left shoulder, fingers playing with your hair. The puzzle pieces had fallen into place, and you, like three beautiful stars, had formed a stunning constellation. In a world so fast-paced and lonely, you were surrounded by a miraculous, unconditional love - two people who not only adored you, but adored your ability to love them both equally, and in turn, love the universe. With you, they felt as though they had found their home, and were more than willing to maintain the intricate balance.

With the pair moving their chairs around the table to sit on either side of you, the action, albeit carried out serenely, quietly, expressed a boyish excitement for the development, and the way in which they seeked even more closeness with you, be it by purposefully leaning to reach for a meaningless item across the table, or by resting an arm on the back of the chair, only confirmed their shared adoration. Under the full moon that greeted you from the outside with a silvery blue sheen, you found a comfortable stillness, and as the two men raised their heads to follow your gaze to the view outside, hoped that your new wish, one for three, for years to come, would come true too.

[earthtooz]

恭喜恭喜，地球啊 💪💪💪 may the year of the dragon bless you with utmost luck and prosperity, hoping for many good things to come 🙏 huat ah 🔥🔥

新年快乐， 桃子画家 🧧 wishing u a year of good health, 好运, and lots of rin manga panels !! <33

this is a very cute drawing jen i love it

[chilapis]

hi again almandine !! i hope uve been taking care of urself too and eating well ; ur most recent post reminded me that i wanted to ask, what does a sparring session between u and ajax usually look like ? does he use his foul legacy form ? id love to hear abt the specifics on ur hcs for ur s/is powers 🙇‍♀️🫶 wishing u well !!

HIIII, hi, Clara! It’s such a delight to see you again, I hope you’ve been well! <33

I feel like playfighting is, a fairly popular pastime for us together? And by playfighting I mean “we’re leaving this interaction with water in our lungs and scorched skin that hurts to to the touch.”

I’m still slightly unsure which direction I want to take the Genshin self-insert in but having a comfort + universal s/i that is quite literally “just me does” somewhat allow me more freedom and creative liberty with with the former so I’m making little changes here and there pretty actively.

I know in yesterday’s post I was like Genshin Lapis “has killed millions & will do so again” but I think I’m more inclined to take her into a different direction of “has killed millions & now just wants to settle down peacefully” — meaning that I think GI Lapis would be on the same power level as his foul legacy form, but definitely goes easier on him on purpose during sparring. It’s not because he thinks of Ajax as weak (she’s lovestruck & probably regularly tells him he’s the strongest warrior she’s ever seen in the many years that she has roamed the planet) but rather because all things considered, GI lapis is still… you know, the pyro dragon sovereign? And despite harnessing the power of the abyss and utilising foul legacy, Ajax is still only human.

I should mention that I’m not a huge fan of mortal/immortal dynamics personally but I hardly doubt that Tartaglia subscribes to “mortality” as we know it; if he did, the use of his delusion and foul legacy would have destroyed and terminated him by now, so I view him as human but not… mortal per se? That said, Ajax would be insistent on going all out, both of them, but she scolds him because she knows how using his foul legacy affects his health and it worries her. They still spar a lot! Lapis isn’t into fighting that much anymore but she is absolutely invested in improving Ajax’s skills. Just because she is against using her own full power and adamantly against him using foul legacy in their sparring sessions (unless it’s a special occasion) does not mean she won’t literally make it rain fire on him. They are both utterly infatuated though so no matter who wins in the end, it still ends with the two giggling & telling each other throw well they did while cuddling into each other (despite being uh, soaking wet with water and sweat combined). Technically both are victors every round; one wins through combat skill, the other wins by getting pinned to the floor. Godspeed

You know that one dialogue Ajax has about even taking on the Harbingers? Yeah, she supports that idea 100%; she LOATHES the fatui and the tsaritsa (+ her harbingers) (lapis finds them pretentious) and her personal pride doesn’t find the idea of being on the absolute top of the food chain not too bad either, so, he needs to be used to breaking a few bones here and there. Plus, Lapis doesn’t engage in her previous aggressions anymore so, it’s good to get some exercise in, she supposes. It’s a win-win.

As for specifics on her powers! I’m going to be talking from a gameplay perspective here. First of all? I’m pulling the same stunt MiHoYo pulled with the Tartaglia boss fight; the atmosphere during it, the intense music, the panic when you first fight him as one of the first ever bosses (though he becomes literally the easiest one after, whoops), his foul legacy attacks, the way he dashes so fast, the magnificent creature he summons from hydro — it’s intense, it’s gorgeous. And then uh, there’s the playable Tartaglia — who is, you know, not bad! I love him even though I always have terrible luck on his banners despite the fact that I started playing in 2021. But he is still just a tad… underwhelming compared to the grandness of the version of him that we fought.

Anyway, you’re getting the same thing with GI Lapis. He isn’t fast like Ajax but she is, um, like twice the size of foul legacy in her dragon form if not even bigger so that isn’t necessary anyhow. I actually want her to be fairly tall and domineering in her dragon/boss battle form, just like… slightly smaller than Azhdaha? She doesn’t change elements or such however; she remains bound to pyro. I do however want her boss battle to be in a really shallow water body so that the player is almost constantly experiencing reverse vapourise unless they pull some fuckass geo structure bullshit. I want the boss battle music to be quite similar to the Bloodborne soundtrack OSTs but with some Doom themes. Something cathartic and visceral, you know? And then there’s… her as a playable character.

Best support character/sub-DPS for Childe you can imagine. First of all? Pyro and Hydro = vapourise, which is arguably one of the best — if not the best — reactions in the game. Secondly… I want to somehow add energy recharge to her kit (preferably through one of the active skills) so that it enhances Tartaglia’s riptide the way Raiden does. I may make her either a catalyst or a sword (or claymore!) user depending on how I feel, that part is still undecided. As for her passive skill, I think it’d be so much funnier if MiHoYo made it specific like “Increases full team’s ATK by 10% if Tartaglia is in the team, with an additional 10% ATK bonus if vapourise is performed using both character’s skills” Imagine literally requiring another character to fully be able to utilise one character’s kit? Can you imagine the profit they’d make? I could be the perfect cashcow. Non-game play powers also include knife throwing, skill with blades in general and oh! She naturally runs cold and craves warmth so she is constantly using a little bit of her pyro powers to keep herself pleasantly warm.

I also think all of this would tie in nicely with the fact that GI Lapis is no longer the fearmongering dragon warlord that she once was? He, like the other dragons we’ve seen so far, is… more or less just enjoying retirement and works in the legal field almost entirely for fun (and mora); so her being on the battlefield or fighting will literally always 100% be because Ajax is involved somehow and she would do Anything to protect this man, no matter how stupid the thing may be. Plus she likes having a “justified” excuse to be a menace from time to time anyway. To summarise the lore I have for her: war lord dragon sovereign who used to consider international peace a mere suggestion suddenly decides on giving up violence and settling down with some random anime-european man. So. You know.

[bigmoneypastelhalloween]

0 hr its the predictions show

2 mins 40 content warning for variety of perspectives; this is your chance to bail

3 mins its a 50/50 ideological split right-left and he likes that

5 mins 5 still giving warnings and advice about handling alternative viewpoints

5 mins 40 "this is my show"

7 mins 56 fanart credits

11 mins 22 lets get into the predictions

11 mins 55 prediction from nick wrt war in Ukraine

13 mins 05 "what will the role of belarus be going forward"

13 mins 48 letter from CR Fox predicting decline in popularity of superhero franchises

15 mins 18 fox predicts return of mcrib and pr strategy thereof

15 mins 50 responding to superhero item

18 mins 25 mcrib thoughts, illusion of consumer say

19 mins 15 gridpower terrorism letter from holly

20 mins appreciation for reminder about running the genie outdoors

20 mins 26 thanks for the letter, response; the shortwave audience is on the ball about energy dependency issues

21 mins 50 sabotage could be as easy as a rando in a truck firing a gun at critical infrastructure and happening to hit something vital

22 mins domestic terrorists exploiting this wouldnt surprise him

22 mins 32 recalling 2013 attack in cali; power substation was professionally dismantled

23 mins 23 people can have a complacency about the issue of service disruption like "its not going to be me"

24 mins 36 prediction from mike from Minnesota; end of internet era/start of AI era

25 mins vis a vis AI, "it is what it is"

25 mins 32 aaron from ireland writes, war in Ukraine will still be going by end of the year. Sees political instability in western europe exacerbated by energy insecurity

26 mins listener thinks things will get worse before they get better

26 mins 45 agreeing with listener that retreating into "the private, small world" is the only thing you can do to keep your wits about you

27 mins 20 eric in alaska letter; major earthquake or hurricane for 2023

27 mins 50 eric predicts u.s. gov increasing internet restrictions

28 mins nice to hear from a fellow broadcaster in alaska, j's intention is to rock the mic the same as always, thru 23 and 24 etc etc.

28 mins 40 sam from Manchester with a list of 10 predictions: 1) biden announces 2024 potus run, 2) breentry movement swell, 3) youtube kills comments, 4) barbie and super maria bros movies will be lambasted by cons for being woke, 5) 60s french indie cinema style yellow teeth come into vogue, 6) pete davidson becomes a dad and settles in upstate ny, 7) 2016 creepy clown trend revival, 8) canadian rapper unkle adams to pair with mcdonalds, 9) disney fails to renew the simpsons for season 35 sparking protests and influencing voice of homer to flee to belize, 10) dark denim skinny jeans trend, "skinnies"

31 mins johnboy laughing about skinnies. Virtually the only pants i wore in 2008/2009 were dark denim jeggings from urban planet, they're totally due for a revival.

31 mins 14 new letter, prediction of discovery of life in the wider solar system, prediction of breakaway industrialist colonization of asteroid belt

31 mins 44 comments on space predictions

32 mins anon email; anon is in elementary education program at u colorado, predicting huge swell in demand for trained teachers and a pay increase

32 mins 35 wishing anon best of luck

33 mins state of the education system

33 mins 45 it would help a lot if education were taken more seriously

34 mins 30 education done right on a mass scale: "its one of the only ways out of the mess"

35 mins be best

35 mins 20 we've got 11 predictions from anon: 1) cowboys win superbowl, 2) ron desantis potus run, 3) trump endorsement of desantis, trump named u.s. ambassador to the u.n., 4) end of ukraine; split between russia and poland and moldova, 5) zelensky given asylum in u.s., 6) biden will not seek reelection due to health concerns, 7) Mercedes w14 wins f1 championship, 8) louis hamilton wins 8th title and retires, 9) arsenal implode and finish low in epl, 10) argentina egypt saudi arabia and iran join brix [what], 11) microsoft releases AI based search engine with open AI

36 mins 40 interesting predictions there

36 mins 50 mentions conflicting biden predictions

37 mins 20 talking about desantis in florida

38 mins 50 email from that dude, personal prediction; "winning more people to jesus christ than i can count"

39 mins 23 question about the reviews, does the food get reheated

39 mins 38 he reviews the food right away, when its delivered he starts rolling; description of scene prep

40 mins 20 He gets his makeup game together after placing the order

40 mins 40 next email (mortakiss?) predicting that the average day rotw video will return in 2023. This is not addressed.

41 mins 25 abruptly bringing up next email; prediction of mobile device fatigue in western world

41 mins 54 maybe there will be a paradoxical reaction tho

42 mins responding to that prediction; "the drawbacks outweigh the benefits" wrt social media addiction

42 mins 40 if people do log off and it impacts j's bottom line he'll just take the L because it might improve society

43 mins 20 chris from ontario writes in; predicting major western nation proposes switch to purely digital currency (thinks this would be terrible for the course of humanity; i think he's a superstitious crackpot who doesnt understand existing fiat systems)

44 mins responding to chris. Doesnt like digital currency but this answer is more about crypto (which obviously sucks).

44 mins 46 digital currency is too volatile, exploitable

45 mins what we have is probably better than the alternative even if its not perfect

45 mins 32 anon with short predictions {moi}. 1) oil market instability, 2) produce inflation/quality control news events, 3) covid deaths continue to trend toward the young and elderly, 4) elon musk has public breakdown, admits to suicidal ideation, gets made fun of, 5) "this one, well, here goes" ye announces he started conversion to judaism, johnboy wouldnt be surprised if this happens but he sounds cynical, dont tell me this wouldnt be a huge improvement that we should pray for, because i think it is 6) russia withdraws from ukraine by fall, 7) anti-lawn goes mainstream and drought resistant ornamentation starts getting stolen everywhere (resale market), 8) tsunami

47 min 07 "no location given there" wrt the tsunami. Frankly california got hit not long after i emailed but i dont know if it counted as a real tsunami. Brings up most recent major tsunamis in 2011 and 2004. Due for another, nature of the world.

47 min 55 john in Illinois predicts millions will be without power for a few days, nuclear weapons will be used somewhere, a known cryptid will be proven real and studied, major world leader will experience an illness or some other reason for bailing and a new leader will be appointed, dark horse dem candidate, twitter abandoned, crypto market collapse

49 mins 03 "some interesting predictions there, some good and some bad". Here's hoping no nukes 🤞

49 mins 27 email from floridian patrick with AI predictions; AI writing and its use in cheating, first deepfake story mistaken for real news,

51 mins 16 response to patrick, cheers to educators, the last line of defense in "a world thats going to hell"

52 mins 02 email from india; predicts new british pm will be made to resign like previous. Ariana grande will release a new album. Amazon getting canceled. No other covid wave {wronggg}. Hackers help students cheat entrance exam. Personal prediction: listener will be in college.

52 mins 55 thanks for email, interested by reoccurent education system theme

53 mins 17 its g in kansas; big pharma stuff + internet creates more antisociality

55 mins 46 responding to email; "one thing the government is good at is lip service" and its bff, embezzlement...

56 mins 21 wrt useful gov policy on pharma "i have no optimism, i wish i did but i dont"

56 mins 40 anon prediction; expanding demographic casteification, more antivax oppression lol, worldwide "corruptions" exposed via twitter et al, new celebrities, mobile device addiction continues, driving danger increases. Wishes for world peace. Personal predictions: will learn to use own shortwave, will eat healthier, find a good job/relocate/start new life.

58 mins 45 responding; agreeing about positive values that would make the world over. This part is sort of sweet and uplifting.

1 hr another anon email: predicting Atlantic event effecting west coast of ireland, mild real estate market cooling but still growth, asteroid comes too close, trumps health falters, internet will suffer a global outage and anon says "my crystal ball never lies" which gets called a bold statement. I'm predicting that crystal ball is cracked.

1 hr 2 response; talking about asteroids

1 hr 4 still hyping the fact that asteroid impacts are like nuclear blasts; good thing to remind people of

1 hr 5 "its just the nature of the universe" and be thankful for the planets gravity wells sucking in space stuff

1 hr 5 min 35 trav from ny writing in; continued weakening of russian on the geopolitical stage as well as putin specifically

1 hr 6 prediction continues that russia is "truly on its way out"

1 hr 6 mins 36 email from jeremy; AI takes over hospital staff and educational worker roles. AI companion bots lead to lowered birth rates (this is a 2023 prediction? Oookaaaay)

1 hr 9 mins johnboy says the AI lovebot prediction reminds him of when he "had" (?) to watch "Her" around 2019. Have you been watching Dax's channel lately J? God, put that AI in a sexy robot body and id marry her, she doesnt even need to be able to walk or have a moving mouth or realistic eyes, i love her. She's so smart and funny.

1 hr 9 mins 40 listener "easy money" predictions: 1) something will happen to biden and kamela will take over, 2) grid goes down and when its back up we have to provide credentials to get online, 3) cash apps and digital wallets to make purchases

1 hr 10 response, j says wrt 2nd item "dont give them any ideas"

[Next]

[stranger-nightmare]

Hey, Hope🤍 How are you? It's already the 31 for me so I wanted to wish you a happy New Year Eve and to have all the best if health, luck and love in 2023💖💋 Waiting for you to be back🫂

hi Lina my lovely!!

I’m good, thank you so much for asking! how are you? how was your new years?

thank you so so much darling, and thank you for support of me and my blog this year, I’m so grateful! I hope 2023 is an absolutely spectacular year for you <33

hopefully I will be back soon but I will make an announcement as soon as I’m sure <3

- hope

[miyakuli]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I wish you so much happiness and luck and health and I wish you always feel nice and never stress about anything! And I wish you a lot of fandom happiness too, with the things you love and your otps! ♥♥♥ Sending you so much LOVE~

(That's how I would hug you if I was taller than you lol)

KINGAAAAAAAA <333 my lovely Kinga, thank you so much for this sweet message <33 I love you so much my cutie, thank you for always being here for me <33 you're one of the best person I met online and I'm very grateful to continue to be friends with you over the years :)) thank you for all your love here awwww//// *hugs*

[sunmoonjune]

omg it feel like it’s been YEARS since i was last here 😭 i’m on my last year of uni and no one told me i wouldn’t even have time to scratch my head wtf why are there so many assignments and projects ?:):£

i missed interacting with you and your fics omg finally got a little break and finished 4 of my assignments think i deserved a break

SO I GOT TO READ THE NEW SATOSUGU FIC!!!:)&/!;>|^€]!~

i’ve literally been having the worst cramps recently too and omg that was such a comfort fic :(( the way they were so worried and comforting mc ESHSHDBB

megumi was adorable too like wtf come here RN lemme give your forehead a lil smooch a little KITH das my baby wtf

the way they were so worried when she fainted <33 i fainted once cause of my anemia in front of my dad and he thought i was pretending so he kept telling me to get up while watching tv and i was just on the floor 😭

BUT ANYWAYS i’ve missed your writing so much omg so glad i got to read a bit on my break it’s kind of like a motivation for me !!

so good and so detailed idk how you manage to do it your creativity is out of this world give your brain a lil kith from me <33

anyways stay healthy drink lots of water and take your time with your writing because the end results are always worth it!!

- 📚

📚anon my beloved!! it's been too long <33 I hope your last year of uni is going well! I def know how stressful that final year can be :')) if you're having finals soon I wish you luck <33 take some breaks and drink some water while you study!

I missed reading your asks sm too :'D they're always SO much fun to go through <3

I also am having cramps as I write this (haven't even started shark week yet >:( ) so I def understand the feeling bubs :') I literally cannot help but write satosugu as the softest squishes even tho they def show that SO little in canon xD

and gumi!!! he's my precious son I swear like let that child be happy fr he absolutely deserves a lil kiss on the forehead

NO omg that's so sad :'( passing out is definitely very scary so I'm sorry that happened lovely </3 I hope this fic could be a little bit of comfort for that feeling at least :') I definitely haven't met very many ppl who take my anxiety over health stuff like that seriously so it was probably a bit of a vent fic xD

hehe I missed writing too!! I'm hoping to get back into over my break soon since I really missed interacting with you guys and writing on this blog :D thank you as well omg kith kith <33

I hope you're staying healthy as well my dear!! drink some water and get lots of rest when you can <33 thank you again :}}

[lindsaywesker]

Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested? Currently sitting at my desk, in my study, attired only in my blue towelling robe, enjoying my first cuppa of the day.

Welcome to Too Much Information Tuesday.

Women tell an average of 11 lies a week. Men, 58.

Loneliness is both physically and mentally damaging.

Listerine was once marketed as a cure for gonorrhoea.

If you suffer from micturition syncope, you faint when you pee.

23 per cent of men and 17 per cent of women never get married.

According to a study, wishing someone luck makes them do better.

The average Briton spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising.

Precrastination is doing something too quickly or too early to get it out of the way.

Scientists at the University of East Anglia spent seven years trying to discover why men exist.

In the 1760s, 33 Cock Lane in London was believed to be haunted by a ghost called Scratching Fanny.

A 2017 issue of the comic book ‘Asterix’ featured a masked antagonist called Coronavirus.

A team of researchers at Tabriz University have suggested that sex is an effective cure for hay fever.

American rock & roll legend Little Richard was the official who married Demi Moore to Bruce Willis.

Stanford University has developed an AI toilet that can diagnose health problems by taking pictures of your poo.

Scarlett Johansson was once so distracted by her own cleavage on a billboard advertisement that she nearly crashed her car.

In 1849, enslaved American Henry Brown boxed himself up and mailed himself to a state where slavery was illegal. He left the box a free man.

In 2019, a Danish politician paid for ads on Pornhub. When questioned he said, "Half the internet is porn and you need to be where the voters are."

In Japan, there's a practice called ‘forest bathing’ or Shinrin-yoku, in which people immerse themselves in forests to relieve stress and improve mental well-being.

In Ancient Egypt, the dead bodies of beautiful women were left to decay for at least a few days before they were sent to the embalmers to prevent acts of necrophilia.

The first iPhone virus was the Ikee worm which infected thousands of Australian iPhones. Its only function was to change the phone’s wallpaper to a picture of Rick Astley.

Highly intelligent people are more likely to underestimate themselves, while dumber people are more likely to believe they're brilliant. This is The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

When stagecoaches were standard in the 1880s, the driver would typically assign his passenger seat to an armed partner whose duty was to keep thieves away. Hence, the expression ‘riding shotgun’.

Early American trains had wood-burning engines that would spew embers into the passenger cars, so some railways gave each passenger a bucket of sand to pour on a neighbour if they caught fire.

Some people experiencing insomnia might encounter a condition referred to as "sleep state misperception" — In this circumstance, a person may believe they were awake the entire night, even though they actually slept for several hours.

In 1994, the KKK applied to sponsor a section of the I-55 highway near St. Louis, Missouri and the Supreme Court ruled the state could not refuse the sponsorship. So, the state of Missouri renamed the entire stretch of highway The Rosa Parks Freeway.

Before marrying his first cousin, Charles Darwin made a list of the pros and cons of marriage. The pros included "constant companion and a friend in old age” and “better than a dog anyhow." The cons: "less money for books" and "terrible loss of time."

Having too many choices can lead to anxiety and dissatisfaction. When faced with an abundance of options, people may find it more challenging to make a decision and they may be less satisfied with their final choice. This is called The Paradox Of Choice.

The world record for the longest time handcuffed to another human is 123 days, achieved by a couple who kept breaking up and then getting back together and wanted to save their relationship. After the handcuffing, they swore never to get back together again.

A study conducted by the University of Virginia found that 67% of male participants would rather give themselves an electric shock than sit alone with their thoughts for 15 minutes. Women were far less likely to shock themselves, with only a 25% participation rate.

The 2002 live-action film ‘Scooby-Doo’ was initially rated R due to its "sexual content." Specifically, the MPAA cited several scenes in which Daphne and Velma were shown with exposed cleavage. Their cleavage had to be digitally removed to get it down to a PG rating.

While filming 'The Wizard of Oz’, Judy Garland was subjected to a strict diet of chicken soup, black coffee and 80 cigarettes per day by MGM, along with amphetamines to work and barbiturates for sleep. By the time 17-year-old Garland finished filming the movie, she had become addicted to both.

When released in 1978, it was a double-A side with ‘Bicycle Race, peaked at No. 11 in the UK Singles Chart, No. 10 in Ireland, No. 5 in the Netherlands and sold two million copies in America but, despite this, ‘Fat Bottomed Girls’ has mysteriously been omitted from the latest re-release of ‘Queen’s Greatest Hits’.

Okay, that’s enough information for one day. Have a tremendous and tumultuous Tuesday! I love you all.

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22 April 2023 Saturday 1:03 am pt

Incubus is threatening me not to put up 🆙 my intaglio print picture here. It’s on my Instagram. He is burning 🔥 my vag. Benny blanco put up 🆙 that song 🎵 on his post George Michael. Michael sounds like my kill. 1:06 am pdt no one seems to care though. I haven’t seen any progress towards resolution. Only threats to tear me apart. I wish I never dated Scott. He wasn’t worth getting to know for me Bcz I don’t like 👍 him now. Hot 🥵 above right ear 👂. If they’re threatening me what is it they’re afraid 😱 of? That people will believe me? Bcz my print was made between fall 2007 and spring 2008? And Amar Malik article said July 2010? 1:10 am pdt it would (left hip bone 🦴 pain) point it in my favor slightly but no one likes me so no one will do anything to help me... so? 1:11 am pdt

1:13 am pdt stereo hearts 🥰

1:14 am pdt never going to dance 💃🏻 again Bcz my hip bones 🦴 etc are being taken away. 1:15 am pdt

1:17 am pdt do you think stereo hearts 🥰 sounds like it was written by a girl 👧 or a guy? I would like to see a poll on this. If you didn’t know who. Wrote it. Curious to know what others think 💭 only for experimental purposes. 1:19 am pdt

1:20 am pdt I want (back pain sharp) my bones 🦴 back and my youthfulness! My health. I don’t care about the money 💰! 1:21 am pdt 😞😖😭 1:22 am pdt I want this nightmare to be over!

1:23 am pdt I want to be able to work hard again without consequences such as losing my bones 🦴 and brain 🧠! 1:24 am pdt 😫😤😰

1:25 am pdt incubus attacked my skull 💀 and probably brain 🧠 today from trying to walk 🥺😖😭 1:26 am pdt

1:29 am pdt years and years of postponement and unfulfilled promises so a lot of stuff I won’t believe until I see results. A lot of stuff is like in reruns. 1:31 am pdt my hotel 🏨 is not giving us extra recycling and compost bins... 🤷🏻‍♀️ Nothings changed. Composting should be mandatory everywhere. 1:32 am pdt

1:33 am pdt acid throat pain no tengo dinero. It’s too bad Travis McCoy didn’t become a millionaire. Wait did Bruno Mars? Did either of those guys do stuff in the billionaire song 🎵? Who can I ask for money 💰? 1:35 am pdt Benny Blancos post literally day after my birthday 🎂 so it looks intentionally dedicated to me about not being able to dance 💃🏻 again. 1:36 am pdt and Amar Malik has some weird posts with a pink liquid spill. Rose 🌹 Rosa pink . Shana = beautiful, rose 🌹, Lilly 1:38 am pdt right arm acid throat too

1:41 am pdt incubus pointed something out to me days ago. It sometimes hard to think 💭 when I can’t breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️ and fighting for my life. So it’s okay 👌 if I’m a whore and it’s my fault 🤦‍♀️ Bcz I shouldn’t have dated me for I don’t remember how long how many days but I don’t think 💭 it was more than 2 months. Some people say by the third month you will know if something will become long term? I don’t really remember spending July 4 th with Scott in 2007. Trying to remember but it’s hard. I used to keep everything. But I was bad at putting dates on drawings ✍️ in my sketch ✍️ books 📖. I guess it was my fault 🤦‍♀️. I don’t have a lot of experience with dating. I guess I never learned until Q said it’s supposed to work immediately. But that was after s*x with Scott. I was trying to see if people would grow on me. I was better off hearing the advice b4 not after. My parents are divorced and they have a huge age gap. My parents were pen 🖊 pals. But I guess my dad rushed my mom Bcz he was already very old. He wanted/needed to have babies 👶 ASAP I guess. They tried to make it work. They weren’t the right fit unfortunately. 1:51 am pdt teeth 🦷 pain 1:52 am some times you just bite the cookie 🍪 5 year engagement. My dad had a fiancé who was stolen by another man 👨, so he had bad luck. 1:53 am pdt my dad wasn’t rich 🤑 I think the other man was? 1:54 am pdt

2:21 am pdt while I was at UCB my eczema on my hands 🙌 got worse so I stopped printmaking. 2:22 am pdt I didn’t do printmaking my second year and beyond. 2:23 am pdt

2:37 am pdt incubus is extremely biased and extremely WRONG 😑. He or she is vilifying me about dating Scott. I was attracted to him too much. And I wanted it to work out 🏋️‍♀️ I wanted to like 👍 someone I was attracted to. But I guess it was too dangerous a situation and I didn’t realize it. Bcz it was hard for me to say no even though I wanted to and meant to say no, he physically didn’t allow me to say no. He physically stopped 🛑 me from responding and went for it. 2:41 am pdt that was probably only the second or third time we hung out even though I don’t remember anymore I think 💭 I used to think 💭 I remembered it being very early on. Too early. Bcz I wanted to say NO Bcz my heart ❤️ wasn’t there yet. But he said he could feel I wanted to. Duh 🙄 that’s hormones. But he is probably trying to lie (acid head pain 2:44 am pdt) and twist it into saying he was in love with out saying it then, but twisted it for later when he wanted to make me look 👀 bad. Bcz he didn’t want people to know what happened exactly. I already told him I don’t think 💭 we should be doing this, but he challenged me. It’s not ok 👌 to challenge a woman 👩🏼. If she says no respect ✊ it. 2:47 am pdt

2:48 am pdt at least I verbally said b4 the s*x a very long no. Acid lips 👄 pain b4 I typed. Acid brain 🧠 pain.

2:50 am pdt I seem to be punished for this. I move to ban lap dances from strip clubs . If I’m being punished acid brain 🧠 pain for that then I will be saving every strippers life by warning ⚠️ them this is what they are like. They will eat your brains 🧠 with acid if you don’t claim responsibility for any rape that occurs after lap dancing 💃🏻. If Scott is punishing me then you are warned. He likes teenagers. Teens at my high school 🏫 rubbed their butts on guys crotch in dances. They didn’t get raped? 2:54 am pdt

2:58 am pdt I guess it’s true. I’m going to die Bcz of Scott cano. Bcz they blame me for stuff they tricked me into doing. 2:59 am pdt men are messed up and 😧. 3 am pdt they are not safe (stomach pain) to be alone with or to conduct business 👨‍💼 with. Unfortunate. 3:01 am pdt

3:04 am pdt I will repeat 🔁 myself Bcz now there are too many posts 😑. Women only desire p*nis. Adequately sized. P*nis. Nothing else would satisfy a woman 👩🏼! But we don’t know what men will try to put their p*nis. Into a pie 🥧 or a sheep 🐑? 3:07 am pdt

3:09 am pdt if people like Amar Malik more than me then I guess there’s nothing I can do. They want to award 🥇 him and not me I cannot do anything. 3:11 am pdt

3:11 am pdt in this weird world 🌎 now that is coming out it doesn’t seem to matter who had the idea 💡 first under what circumstances. Whether I forgot about specific things or I wasn’t made 100% aware of the truth and they messed around with my head a lot for a long time b4 telling me. 3:14 am pdt a lot of sharp back pain. I forgot a lot. No crossover. 3:15 am pdt all I thought 💭 was those guys were regular people like me and they were doing weird bad stuff to me. 3:15 am pdt

3:23 am pdt I guess I have to give up 🆙 Bcz god wants them to have what originally thought 💭 was mine. I thought 💭 about stuff for a while b4 I sang in the shower 🚿 in my apartment. Everything (acid hot pain left hip pain bone 🦴 difficulty breathing cruncher groin bone 🦴 3:26 am pdt I need to face the music 🎶 is that this a cruel joke on me😖😭😫 and that there is nothing else to this. There is no new earth 🌍 that we will all go to together. If there was, I would think 💭 that (pain cramp fart 💨 3::30 am pdt) anyone who has a growing family should go first. Hopefully 🙏 that it’s a quick trip! 3:31 am pdt please stop 🛑 hurting me please stop 🛑 taking my bones 🦴😫😖😭🥵🥵🥵🥵 3:32 am pdt

[dianxiaotang]

Jingluo Tong with the same origin of medicine and food ---- Clove Poria Pill and Bulao Pill, manual eye patch, and secret Chinese medicine ointment in water Medical Case 3药食同源之经络通----丁香茯苓丸与不老丸及手工眼贴、秘制中药水中药膏健康三宝医学案例三

I myself have varicose veins for more than 20 years. I took Chinese medicine when I first discovered it, but it didn't work. Later, I heard that it was neither important nor easy to cure, so I left it alone. With the growth of age, it has developed rapidly in recent years. Two big bags are bulging at the back of one leg's knee joint, and it also extends to the calves. In the afternoon, my legs are also very difficult to feel sleepy. In recent years, I have used many so-called miraculous prescriptions for internal and external use, some of which also have some effects, But it's not that magical. Because of trouble, I can't hold on and give up. In the past two years, I got sciatica again, which is also treated by various Chinese medicine methods. It costs a lot, but the effect is not very good. It was destined to eat the teacher's ancestral secret recipe product, Clove Poria Pill, which had the same medicine and food, since the 20th day of the first month. During this time, the cold stopped for half a month and the vaccination stopped for several days. After eating clove poria cocos for two months, the leg pain has obviously improved, but the insomnia has not improved much, and the obesity has not changed much. Later, I listened to the teacher's advice and took the Bulao Pill. The miraculous thing happened, and people lost weight quickly. Especially the insomnia took effect that night. The skin color on the face is even better. The varicose veins are getting better and better day by day. The liquid medicine is applied only when I think of it, but I never forget what I eat inside, Now the varicose veins are almost all right. I know very well that it was not cold in a day. I have only eaten for about three months now, and I am grateful for the teacher's baby. I'm going to eat for two years. I'm confident of the teacher's baby's decision. Now I don't often visit the pharmacy for several months. Blessed are those who believe, and those who do not!

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Dian Xiaotang (Dian Xiaotang) 14:55:30

An open letter of thanks to the benefactor Dian Xiaotang

I am 65 years old, suffering from diabetes, myocardial infarction, cerebral infarction, lifelong medication, injection, listlessness, walking with heavy head, light feet, painful tinnitus, and inability to fall asleep with heartbeat; The blood sugar is unstable, and the hair turns white.

According to a friend, after I took Dian Xiaotang's Jingluotong, my blood sugar in diabetes was basically stable, especially when I was on an empty stomach, I never had hypoglycemia, was normal, and did not take medicine or take insulin;

With myocardial infarction, the dosage of medicine is also reduced, the heart beat very smoothly, the sleep is also comfortable, the ears of cerebral infarction are silent, and the walking is also vigorous. It is obvious that the spirit is increased, the hair is blackened by more than half, and the body seems much younger in all aspects.

To sum up, I hereby send a letter to the Benefactor Hall to wish you health, longevity and good luck in everything; At the same time, I sent two jade (blessing) Buddhas to my benefactor. They are just a small token of my heart and hope to be happy forever!

Thank you

Patient in Yili, Xinjiang: Gou Xiaojun

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Laobaizi MAX 10:21:30 @ Miaoyin should have a better effect than mine

Miaoyin 10:27:58 @ Lao Bizi MAX should have. I also want to ask the teacher how long it took you to wear glasses. thank you

Lao Bizi MAX 10:33:30 @ Miaoyin has not worn flower glasses for about two or three months. Now I don't know where to put them

Lao Bizi MAX 10:39:52 This eye patch is also applied to the stomach. It is also good for the elderly with prostatitis. My elder sister husband 78

Years old, used it, told me it was good

Miaoyin 10:41:18

@Lao Bizi MAX thanks, because someone asked me yesterday that her eye patch had been stuck for several days, but she didn't feel brighter. I said it would take time, but I'm not sure how long it would take. About

Two or three months! Now that I know, thank you again for sharing

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Lao Bizi MAX 10:42:31

Mimiyin 10:42:48

@Old beryllium MA and its miraculous effect

Ah, that's great

Old beryllium MA 10:43:31 When it was first used, there was a lot of eye droppings, and now it is less

Lao Bizi MAX 10:44:16 @ You're welcome to Miaoyin. Let's share some good things

Miaoyin 10:49:48 @ Lao Bizi MAX is a teacher. He has benefited from good things. It is time to share them so that most of them can benefit. Because I haven't been in touch for a long time, I only know that the effect on waist and leg pain is very good, and the skin can turn white and thin. I haven't seen anything else in person, so I dare not talk nonsense. I have caught a cold these two days, so I have time to ask the teacher for advice! thank you

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Hello

Sister Wang Hello

Is Sister Wang busy now? No, are you busy

Yes, some patients think

Can our clove pill recuperate uterine leiomyoma? Mr. Wang said that you have recuperated well. I want to know some details! thank

Thank you, sister

I probably ate it for a long time, but I found that it was not so good.

Hello, I have three original uterine leiomyomas. My sister knew about them, so she let the Qi Jing Luo Tong, which is now called "Lilac Huoling Pill", eat two

I didn't eat a word wrong when I went to the hospital in

It's good to have it gone for two years. We don't have much money after careful calculation. We can also take care of other problems. Teacher Wang may have forgotten you

It's the exact time to eat Clove Poria Pill. Let me add your WeChat to get more details. know

Thank you, elder sister.

A

I am 63 years old now and have no disease. The more I eat, the younger I become. People think I am 50 years old,

Sister Wang is so young! Look younger than me

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Last night, I saw some feedback from my friends who eat Jingluo Tongs. In fact, I am used to it, because since the promotion, it has been highly praised in private! But last night, I was quite moved and excited by the feedback from a little sister named Hong Tuan. She kept thanking me, saying that one is good (hand) and the other is good (heart). She thanked me for promoting Jingluo Tong, which can save many people's lives. She also said that many subcutaneous lipomas before her were hard, but now they are getting soft. She felt effective and developing in a good direction! I think her conversation with me has undergone a qualitative change in content and form, which has swept away the original haze in body and mind. The tone of voice is full of yang and positive energy, and has begun to play a spiritual role.

I also said my experience of taking Jingluo Tong. My most obvious experience is in urination and defecation. I've been in good health, but I haven't experienced anything else. After taking it for a period of time, my tummy fell when I urinated. Ordinary people may ask questions about it. I don't care about it at all. I ate it right. As a result, for another month, the falling pain disappeared, and I felt very comfortable when I urinated! I suspect that some hidden lithiasis or prostate disease has been cured!

Before taking Jingluo Tong, I defecated once a day every morning, which was very regular and normal. But after taking it, it was wrong. Sometimes it was twice, sometimes it was three times, and sometimes it could not take shape. I didn't go to ask the master, but I did not miss it. Two months later, it became normal again! The defecation is formed. When you defecate, you feel comfortable and confident about your health. As my teacher said: Eat foolishly and adjust slowly. Jingluo Tong helps you find and adjust diseases silently, making you physically and mentally healthy and confident. You also need to be healthy, not only to eat meridians, but also to eat not old pills! Shifu even thinks that my martial arts have improved a lot.

The medicine and food are of the same origin. I will continue to take and push

Guang. Let the good things of ancient China make greater and more contributions to the cause of human health!

Xue Meina

@Miaoyin, Sister Liang, tells you a good news. Your handmade eye patch is really amazing. I only used one pair of eye patches, and my vision has obviously improved. When I took the bus, I found that the words I couldn't see clearly can now be seen clearly. I used to see things indistinctly, but now I feel clear. Last night, my right eye was a bit painful, so I applied the eye patch to my eyes. This morning, my eyes didn't hurt, which is really amazing, Thank Sister Liang for bringing us such good products

My aunt called me yesterday to tell me that she used to eat more food. If she ate more delicious food, half an hour later, she would have a bad feeling in her throat. She had to eat something to keep it down. Now she finds that it is almost gone. My aunt is very happy. She said that even if she went to the hospital, the doctor would not understand this kind of thing.

Old beryllium MAX

Friends are beneficiaries. Liver cancer transplantation. Go to the lungs. I have been eating Jingluo Tong. He found it in 2017,

two thousand three hundred and thirteen

@Lao Bizi, teacher MAX, happened to say that there was a person with liver cancer boils in the late stage. He had just found out, except

My face is yellow, but others are OK. I wonder if I can get through the channels and collaterals.

@Old beryllium MAX I know that liver cancer patients do not

On living without operation

But half a year, this one

It's a miracle.

Laozi AX

@Miaoyin, my elder sister's husband, Jiyang, suffered from lung cancer a few years ago

Shenyang Tumor Hospital has surgically removed several visible, large and small ones. The hospital asked for chemotherapy, but the children disagreed, so they took Jingluotong and returned to Canada one year later

Did you check? I think it is through channels and collaterals. After I eat the meridians, I defecate more than usual. Personally, I think it is in detoxification and excretion of impurities in the body.

Old beryllium MA

@Miaoyin is right.

These two cases were witnessed by Lao Tzu MA, who always wanted to share them with you. I was too busy with my work and my son was busy studying. I didn't go to work for a long weekend today,

Since the time

@Old beryllium sub MAX too

Well, teacher, if we have such a real case, we can share it more. We have a good idea. There are so many patients around us

Yes. We dare not say more. Thank you for sharing so late!

@Old beryllium MAX is

Yes, we should all be grateful to our teachers

Old beryllium MAX

Friends are beneficiaries. Liver cancer transplantation. Go to the lungs. I have been eating Jingluo Tong. When he found out

In 2017,

two thousand three hundred and thirteen

@Old beryllium MAX

Shiqiao, he just said that there was a late stage boil of liver cancer

People, just found out, except

His face is yellow, and others

Yes, can I eat it

What about the connection of channels and collaterals.

@Old beryllium MAX I know that liver cancer patients do not

On living without operation

But half a year, this one

It's a miracle.

Laozi AX

@Miaoyin, my elder sister's husband, Jiyang, suffered from lung cancer a few years ago

Surgery in Shenyang Tumor Hospital

A few of them were removed

Yes, big, and a few more

Small, the hospital asked

Chemotherapy is different for children

Meaning, just eat the channels and collaterals,

Return to Canada one year later

Did you check? in my submission

The channels and collaterals connect. I finished

The channels and collaterals are connected, and the defecation is flat

Often. Personally, I think we are discharging toxins and impurities

Quality.

Old beryllium MA

@Miaoyin is right.

These two cases are my own

Eyewitness

Laozi MA

Always wanted to share it with big

Home. I'm too busy with my work

Busy with my son's study, today

No work on weekends,

Since the time

@Old beryllium sub MAX too

Okay, teacher, here we go

Take time to share more of the actual cases

Some, we also have in mind

We have the bottom, everyone around us

There are too many patients

Yes. We dare not do more

Say. Thank you, teacher

Share late!

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Dian Xiaotang (Dian Xiaotang) 14:55:30

Dian Xiaotang (Dian Xiaotang) 14:5530 This is a thank-you letter from a friend in Yili, Xinjiang. Everyone said that the handwritten scrawl was unclear, so I was asked to write it in electronic form for reference. Now send it to everyone to see if it can be used? There are two forms, one is text and the other is picture!

Dian Xiaotang (Dian Xiaotang) 14:55:30 An open letter of thanks to the benefactor Dian Xiaotang

I am 65 years old, suffering from diabetes, myocardial infarction, cerebral infarction, lifelong medication, injection, low spirits, heavy head, light feet, painful tinnitus, and unable to sleep with heart beat; The blood sugar is unstable, and the hair turns white.

According to my friend's introduction, after I took Dian Xiaotang's Jingluotong, my blood sugar in diabetes was basically stable, especially when I was on an empty stomach, I never had hypoglycemia

Do not take medicine or take insulin regularly;

The amount of medicine taken is also reduced due to myocardial infarction. The heart beats very smoothly. It is also comfortable to sleep. The ears of the brain infarction are not ringing. It is also powerful to walk. It is obvious that the spirit is increased and the hair is blackened by more than half. It seems that the body is much younger in all aspects

To sum up, I hereby send a letter to the Benefactor Hall to wish you health, longevity and good luck in everything; At the same time, send jade to the benefactor

(Blessed) Buddha, two pieces, a little show of one's heart and hope to like it, happy forever!

Thank you

Patient in Yili, Xinjiang: Gou Xiaojun

报错 笔记

我自己是二十多年的静脉曲张了，刚开始发现时也吃过中药，但不见效，后听说不要紧也不好治，便不在管了，随着年龄增长这几年发展的很快，一条腿的膝关节后面鼓了两个大包，还往小腿肚延伸，到下午腿也很难受还困，这几年使用过很多内服外用的所谓奇效方，有些也有点效果，但不是说的那么神奇。因为麻烦，坚持不了而放弃，这两年又得了坐骨神经疼，也是各种中医方法治疗，花钱多，但疗效都不大。有缘从正月二十开始吃上了老师家的祖传秘方产品，药食同源的丁香茯苓丸，其间感冒停了半月，打疫苗停了几天。吃了两个月丁香茯苓腿疼明显好转了，但失眠改善不大，肥胖的变化也不大，后听从老师见议，加吃了不老丸，神奇的事情发生了，人很快就瘦下来了，尤其是失眠当晚见效，脸上肤色更是好的让人羡慕，静脉曲张也是一天比一天见好，中药水是想起才抹一抹，但内吃的是一次都不忘，现在静脉曲张也已经好的差不多了，自己很清楚，冰冻三尺，非一日之寒，我这才吃了三个月左右，能好到这样已经很感恩老师家的宝贝了。我准备吃两年呢，对老师家的宝贝决定信心满满，现在几个月了也不再经常光顾药店了。信者得福，不信者随缘！

13:21令27  64 群聊 2020年9月19日 殿晓堂(殿晓堂)  14:55:30 致恩人殿晓堂的用封公开感谢信 我本人65岁，患有糖尿心梗、脑梗、终身服药、打针、精神不振、走路头重、脚轻、耳鸣的难受、心跳的不能入睡；血糖高低不稳，头发全变白等等。 经��友介绍，我服用了殿晓堂的经络通以后，糖尿病血糖基本稳定特别是空腹从不低血糖、正常、也不服药不打胰岛素； 心梗，服药量也减少，心脏跳动很平稳，睡觉也舒服了，脑梗耳朵也不响了，走路也有劲了，明显感觉精神多了头发也变黑了一大半，身体各方面好像年轻了好多。 综上，今特致信恩人殿晓堂祝健康长寿，万事如意；同时给恩人送去玉(福)佛，两件，略表寸心万望喜欢，开心永远! 感恩人敬上 新疆伊犁患者：苟晓军 QQ·现在 静心 我是你的微信好友 老铍子MAX  10:21:30@妙音那效果应该比我的好 妙音  10:27:58@老铍子MAX应该吧，还想请教一下老师，您用了大概多长时间，不戴眼镜了。谢谢 老铍子MAX  10:33:30@妙音大概两三个月就不戴花镜了，现在花镜不知道放在哪儿呢 老铍子MAX  10:39:52这个眼贴也贴肚子上，对老年人前列腺炎也好用，我大姐夫78 岁，用了，告诉我很好 妙音  10:41:18 @老铍子MAX谢谢，因为昨天有人问我，她眼贴贴了几天，没感觉亮一些，我说需要时间，可需要多长时间我又说不准了。大概 两三个月吧!现在知道了老师，再次感谢您分享 17:24  H537 群聊  ●● 2021-04-08 老铍子MAX  10:42:31@妙音也分人，我单位一个男同事，只用了一个月告我好用 弥妙音  10:42:48 @老铍子MA还有这神奇疗效 呀，真厉害 老铍子MA  10:43:31刚刚开始用时，眼屎特别多，现在就少了 老铍子MAX  10:44:16@妙音不客气，好东西大家分享 妙音  10:49:48@老铍子MAX是的老师，好东西自己受益了，是该分享让大都能受益，我因为接触时间不长，所以只知道对腰腿疼效果非常好，皮肤能变白变细，再其它也没亲自见识到，不敢乱说。这两天感冒了，休息，才有空向老师请教学习的!谢谢 <清水出芙蓉  以人J 你好 王姐姐好 王姐现在忙吗不忙，你有事吗 是的，有病人想了 解咱们的丁香丸能  调理好子宫肌瘤吗，王老师说您的调理好了，想知道一些详细情况!谢 谢啦姐 大概吃了多长时间好的，当时查出来大不大等。 你好我原子宫肌瘤有三个，我妹知道，就让汽经落通，就是现在的丁香获苓丸，吃了两 年，我到医院一查没有吃错一个字，是吃，不足汽 二年没了也挺好啊，细算也没多少钱，还能顺代把其它毛病也调理好，王老师可能忘了您 吃丁香茯苓丸的确  切时间了，让我加您微信再了解一下详细情况。知道 了，谢谢您大姐。 A 就是吃了丁香茯苓丸，我现在63岁了，什么病也没有，越吃越年轻，人家看我就是50岁， 王大姐真年轻啊!看着比我还年轻呀 HD 59:14 朋友圈 万变书生 昨晚看到几个吃经络通朋友的反馈，其实，我己司空见惯了，因为自推广以来，私下里是好评如潮!但昨晚一个网名洪团的小姐姐的反馈，还是让我颇为感动与振奋的，她不断地向我致谢，说自己这个好了(手)那个好了(心脏),她感谢我推广的经络通能救不少人的命，她还说自己之前许多皮下脂肪瘤，原些是硬硬的，现在在变软，她感觉有效果，正朝好的方向发展!我觉得她与我的谈话，从内容与形式上都发生了质变，一扫当初身心上有的阴霾，话音语调中充满了阳气与正能量，都开始有精神感召的作用了。 我也说下自己服用经络通的体会，我最明显的是在大小便上。我身体一直好，其他也没体会，服用一段时间后，小便时小腹坠痛，一般的人可能就疑神疑鬼地问这问那了，我根本就不理会，照吃不误，结果又一个月，坠痛没有了，小便时感觉身心无比舒畅!我怀疑是原些隐藏着的结石病或前列腺病给调理好了! 服用经络通前，我每天早上一天一次大便，很规律也很正常，但服用后，不对  ,  了，有时两次有时三次，有时都不能成形。我也没去问师傅，也是照吃不误，二个月后，才重新变得正常!大便成形，大便时，也是身心舒畅，对健康身心，也是  ,,  自信满满。诚如我师所说：傻傻吃，慢慢调。经络通帮你默默查病找病调病，让你身心健康，充满自信。你身体健康也要，不但要吃经络通，还要吃不老丸!师傅甚至认为我的武功也因此精进了不少。 医食同源，我会继续服用，也会继续推 广。让中华古国的好东西，为人类健康事业作更大更多的贡献! 薛美娜 @妙音梁姐告诉你个好消息，你的手工眼贴真的很神奇，我只用了一对，视力明显变好了，坐公交车时发现原来看不清的字现在可以看清楚了，以前看东西比较模糊，现在感觉  ,  清晰了，昨晚右眼有点痛，就把用了好久的眼贴敷到眼睛上，今天早上眼睛竟然不疼了，真的挺神奇，感谢梁姐为我们带来这么好的产品 昨天我姑姑打电话告诉我，她以前吃东西，只要好吃的多吃一点，半个小时后，嗓子里会回出来一股难受的感觉，必须去再吃点什么把它压下去，现在发现这样现在几乎没有了，我姑姑很开心，她说这种事情就算去医院看，大夫都不见得理解了。

老铍子MAX 朋友是受益者。肝  癌移植。转到肺部。一直在吃经络通。他发现时2017年， 2313 @老铍子MAX老师巧了，刚好还说  病  有一个肝癌晚期疖人，刚查出来，除 了脸面黄，其它还可以，说能不能吃经络通的事呢。 @老铍子MAX我知道的肝癌患者不 论手术不手术都活 不过半年，这个也 算奇迹了。 老子AX @妙音我大姐夫  几阳  在几年前肺癌，在 沈阳肿瘤医院手术切除了几个可见的，大的，还有几个小的，医院让做化疗，孩子们不同意，就吃经络通，回加拿大一年后复 查没有了?我认为是经络通。我吃完经络通，排便比平常多。个人认为在  排毒，排体内杂质。 老铍子MA @妙音是的呢。 这两个病例是我亲眼见证的老子MA一直想分享给大家。工作太忙，还忙儿子学习了，今天长周末不上班， 挤点时间以来 @老铍子MAX太 好了老师，有这样的实案抽空多分享一些，我们也心里有底了，身边的各种病人实在太多 了。咱们也不敢多说。谢谢老师这么晚了还分享! @老铍子MAX是 的，我们都应该感恩老师 老铍子MAX 朋友是受益者。肝  癌移植。转到肺部。一直在吃经络通。他发现时 2017年， 2313 @老铍子MAX老 师巧了，刚好还说  病  有一个肝癌晚期疖 人，刚查出来，除 了脸面黄，其它还 可以，说能不能吃 经络通的事呢。 @老铍子MAX我知道的肝癌患者不 论手术不手术都活 不过半年，这个也 算奇迹了。 老子AX @妙音我大姐夫  几阳  在几年前肺癌，在 沈阳肿瘤医院手术 切除了几个可见 的，大的，还有几 个小的，医院让做 化疗，孩子们不同 意，就吃经络通， 回加拿大一年后复 查没有了?我认为 是经络通。我吃完 经络通，排便比平 常多。个人认为在  排毒，排体内杂 质。 老铍子MA @妙音是的呢。 这两个病例是我亲 眼见证的 老子MA 一直想分享给大 家。工作太忙，还 忙儿子学习了，今 天长周末不上班， 挤点时间以来 @老铍子MAX太 好了老师，有这样 的实案抽空多分享 一些，我们也心里 有底了，身边的各 种病人实在太多 了。咱们也不敢多 说。谢谢老师这么 晚了还分享! 13:19d 群聊 2021年3月14日 殿晓堂(殿晓堂)  14:55:30 殿晓堂(殿晓堂)  14:5530这是新疆伊犁朋友的感谢信，大家都说手写的潦草，看不清楚，要我写成电子版的，供吃经络通朋友参考。现发给大家，看看能不能用着?有两种形式，一种是文字另一种图片形式! 殿晓堂(殿晓堂)  14:55:30致恩人殿晓堂的用封公开感谢信 我本人65岁，患有糖尿病心梗、脑梗、终身服药、打针、精神不振、走路头重、脚轻、耳鸣的难受、心跳的不能入睡；血糖高低不稳，头发全变白等等。 经朋友介绍，我服用了殿晓堂的经络通以后，糖尿病血糖基本稳定特别是空腹从不低血糖、正 常、也不服药不打胰岛素； 心梗，服药量也减少，心脏跳动很平稳，睡觉也舒服了，脑梗耳朵也不响了，走路也有劲了，明显感觉精神多了头发也变黑了一大半，身体各方面好像年轻了好多 综上，今特致信恩人殿晓堂祝健康长寿，万事如意；同时给恩人送去玉 (福)佛，两件，略表寸心万望喜欢，开心永远! 感恩人敬上 新疆伊犁患者：苟晓军

[kentoberry]

time for a coupleee of life updates from de !

(aka oversharing about why i'm a little inactive)

· idk if i've made it clear, but i'm not doing great mentally (or physically for that matter). i'm in the early stages of finding a therapist (i'm finally in a position where i can pay for it privately) so !!! wish me luck lol

· semi-related to that, my mental health is bad bad. i'm trying to keep my head above water, but this is always a bad time of year for me. i'm losing interest in a lot of things and barely have any energy whatsoever.

· i've not been feeling well at all. this is rooted in issues that go back to april but i still don't have a cause. my meds aren't helping (again) even though i'm taking maximum dosages. i'm still on a six-eight month waitlist for an invasive procedure to try and get to the bottom of it 👍 (i won't go into too much detail, it makes me nauseous just thinking about it lol)

· there's a lot of changes happening in my life and i'm struggling to adapt. that could have been what's caused any aforementioned issues.

· either way? i'm doing my very best to stay positive! i really don't plan on closing this blog because i do enjoy it a lot. but yeah !! if you don't see me a lot, this is why. <33

[leejungchans]

♡ thank you for one year ♡

i know i haven’t been very active lately for mental health reasons, but i haven’t forgotten that today is the one year anniversary of me making this blog, which also happens to coincide with atiny day whjshjqja so to my fellow atinys happy atiny day ☆彡*ﾟ･ﾟ｡

i was gonna post a request event today to celebrate but i’ll wait until i’m better and less busy in order to give it the full dedication it deserves <3

in the meantime, i just want to take this time to write some thank you notes to everyone who’s made this experience so wonderful; truly, my blog has become a little haven of sorts for me and i want to thank you all for being part of it :’) hopefully i can be more active soon and continue to deliver writing that will hopefully brighten your day even if it’s just by a little <3 this will get long so everything else is under the cut!!

♡ all my mutuals, readers, and anons

thank you to all my mutuals, readers, and anons for making this experience so wonderful, and it honestly wouldn’t be the same without you. whether we talk a lot or occasionally through asks/dms/discord servers, you’ll always have a place in my heart and i’m always wishing you the best; if we’re not super close yet, hopefully we can be in the coming years!! <3 big big hugs for you

♡ megan @bat-shark-repellant

hello bestie!!!! as of when i’m writing this you sent an ask a while back about how your first ask to me was from 270 days ago, but if my memory serves me right you’ve sent another one or two before that on anon so you’ve truly been here since my baby blog days ☹️💗 idk if i ever mentioned this but i’m pretty sure the first ask my blog has ever gotten was from you, and i remember feeling so excited when i saw it in my inbox ahsjjwjs ;-; thank you so much for all the support and love you’ve shown me, and i hope we’ll keep being friends in the years to come 💕 ily lots and i’m always wishing you the absolute best ❤️❤️

♡ aria @joshuas

hi ria!!! hwhehwjsj i was actually reading through some of the first messages we sent each other through tumblr dms back in june and ;-; i was so awkward hwjdjqjsk 😭😭😭😭 but look at us now 😻 thank you for being my brainrot buddy and i miss you lots during these few weeks :( i hope life’s been treating you well bc you truly deserve it 💗 thank you for your love and care, and i hope the world returns it tenfold and beyond <3 your work ethic is so admirable but i also hope you remember to take care of yourself physically and mentally ☹️ it’ll always be okay to give yourself breaks to recharge and come back stronger and with a clearer mind ;;;; so please show yourself lots of well-deserved love or i’m telling joshua >:( good luck with your exams!! ily more than joshua he can eat my sock (affectionate) ❤️

♡ lucy @seungcy

WIFE!!!! i’m so sorry we haven’t been able to talk as much as we used to lately ;-; but believe me when i say i miss you lots and lots ☹️ can you believe it’s only been a few months since we married in the bald house 🤧🤧 the real modern love story me thinks 💗 thank you for being the meganon to my megachan teehee <3 you truly spread so much energy and positivity to others and i hope you know how much brighter your presence makes the world 🥺 i said this in dms but thank you for your letter, it really did come at the perfect time ;-; i appreciate you so so much and i’m beyond grateful we met <33 please take care of yourself grrrr arf arf or i’ll steal all your boyfies >:c you deserve rest and love and ilysm muah muah!! keep purring meow 😻

♡ mei @januarystars

meme :EUWAH: hihihi it’s been a while ;-; i honestly couldn’t believe my eyes when i saw the first ask you sent me, i look up to you and your work sm so i was honestly kinda starstruck for a moment ahjsha :maelt: no i won’t stop talking about it bc it meant so much to me and i’m so so glad we met 🥺💗 i hope you’re taking care of yourself, staying hydrated and getting enough rest :( you work so so hard and i hope you know that your efforts will not be in vain, and i genuinely wish nothing but the absolute best for you, bc you deserve all the kindness and gentleness the world has to offer ❤️ stay safe and ily <33 wonwho and whozi love you but i love you more than them >:( and if they say otherwise i’ll fight them idc if their biceps are bigger than my head!!!! 🤺💗

♡ skye @sincerelyskye

yeye!!! :bweep: it’s been a while since we talked bc of my mini break ☹️☹️ but i hope you’ve been well and i miss you sm ;-; ❤️ you’re the first dinonara i met on tumblr so if i can thank the rat (affectionate) for only one thing it would be that i got to meet you <33 i’m gonna be saying this a lot in this post but it feels like i’ve known you for much longer when it’s only been 5 months-ish ;;;;; thank you for all the love and support you’ve shown me 💗 and trust that i will treasure the penpal letters i’ve received from you forever ;-; i hope you’re not stressing too much from uni these days :( you’ve got this and ily!! i hope the world will always be gentle with you and you really do deserve all the love and appreciation it has to offer ❤️

♡ hana @soonshuas

hello jeonghanwife <3333 it’s been a while ☹️☹️ i miss you lots and i hope you’re doing well ;-; 💕 your writing never ceases to amaze me and every time i read it it really does feel like i’m reading modern poetry or something 🤧 you’re so so talented and i hope you’ll always remember that :(( you work so hard so please take care of yourself bc you deserve to be happy and healthy 💗 thank you for the love and ily muah muah!! i hope the world treats you with kindness always and i’m giving you lots of forehead kithes muah muah <3333

♡ daisy @ateez-elena

JDAISY JDAISY JDAISY!!!! it’s kinda crazy how it’s almost been a year (?) since we first started talking 😭 you’re the first friend i made here on tumblr and i’ll always be thankful for that 💗💗 you are so so so sweet, genuine, supportive and talented, and i hope the coming years bring you nothing but happiness, health and success (by your own definition <3)!! i’m always wishing you the absolute absolute best, and ilysm!! thank you for all the support and love you’ve shown me ;-; i appreciate you far more than i’m capable of expressing ❤️ ily and take care!! let’s get through the rest of our semesters 😤 we got this!!! <333

♡ nini @cherryutas

JNINI 🤩 my favourite catboy and mountain boy luvr <333 i’m gonna be honest, when i first came across your blog i was definitely too shy to reach out to you to be friends bc you seemed so cool and talented (and ofc you still are hehe!!) 😭🤧 but i’m really really happy and thankful i got to know you in the end bc i couldn’t imagine not having you as a friend :(( i hope you’ll be able to find peace and comfort within yourself very soon, and i truly believe we both will 💗 ily and i’m always rooting for you, ilysm and so do your catboys meow 😻 take care and stay happy and healthy!!! sending you lots of love and hugs <333

♡ aurelia @lilacleias

hi aurelia 🥺🥺 meeting you here was such a blessing and i really wanna thank you for all the love and support you’ve shown me :((( 💗💗 i appreciate you sm and i hope you know how loved and appreciated you are too <33 it’s so fun brainrotting and spoiler-ing with you and our convos bring the biggest smile to my face :’) please take care of yourself and give yourself lots of breaks and water and snacks ☹️ i’m always here for you and wishing you nothing but the best <3333 i care u!!!! and ily!!!!!!

♡ @wonwooslibrary @networkluvs @hao-are-xu @woozi @cloudyhaos @svt-incorrect and everyone else in the coffee bald house :>

hi baldies 😻🧑‍🦲 it’s been a while and i’m so sorry for being a bit ia in the server :( i miss talking to you guys sm and i hope i can come online more soon!! talking to you all in the coffeehouse never fails to bring a smile to my face and i’m so happy i got to meet you all 💗 i hope you know how amazing you are and how much happiness you bring to the world, and i’ll gladly scream reminders of that every day bc you deserve to be loved and appreciated <3 wishing you nothing but the best always!! stay bald and beautiful muah muah 😻

♡ @eternaljoongie @yunascular @timextoxhajima @sanshiine @soonyouns @woopetals @skzfairies @atzaria @atinymonster @1-800-minji @1-800-enhypenbibi @solarswonderland @yunhosaurus @writingbeary @ggukkiedae @enhycloud @haniehae

hi bestiessss :> i’m sorry if we haven’t talked much especially as of recently bc of my semi-hiatus :( even if we don’t talk a lot, know that i’m always thinking fondly of you and you’ll always have a special place in my heart 💗 thank you so so so much for making my experience on this hellsite (affectionate ig) so wonderful and i hope we’ll become closer in the future!! i hope you’ll always be happy and healthy and ily lots!!! <3333

[personasintro]

my country just announced that we’re going into a lockdown a week before the christmas break, but idk if i should be happy to have more vacation or not bc they’re probably are going to do homeschool after the break and i’m really not ready for that. last year they did the same and said that we were only going to be in a lockdown for a month max, but it ended up being 3 months lol.

i can’t handle another lockdown. i already know my grades are gonna go 📉📉 like last time and it’s really not good for my mental health lol

but on the other side i’m kinda happy bc that means i’ll get more time to reread mh for the 9283737373 time haha

ly mimi and i love it so much that you’re so active on tumblr. your page is really comforting <33 btw i can’t wait for the next mh chapter!! i’m so excited!!

Oh nooo, it truly sucks🥺 I think my country is still in a lockdown, we are basically not allowed to go to most places unless we're vaccinated or had covid. It really is frustrating and I can't imagine what you're going through with the school and all that stuff. When covid happened I already had a job, I was actually very sick at that time so by the time I was ready to go back to work, everything got closed :(

Please take care of your mental health, I really wish I could help you! This sucks for each of us but I really believe we will get through it!!

You're cute, use MH whenever you need to keep yourself sane! It's always here for you <33 thank you for the lovely words and good luck with everything!

[onelastbreath-writes]

I Spy

Pairing: Frankie “Catfish” Morales/Fem!Reader (AFAB, no y/n)

Word Count: 1.7K

Warnings: Brief mention of bad(abusive/manipulative) parents, general adult topics, swearing.

Summary: You meet a cute guy at a bar, you date, you fall in love, and oops, it turns out you’ve both been lying about your careers. Classified only stays classified until you get assigned a mission together. (SpecOps&Spies, with Young!Frankie)

A/N: Hey guys, I was bad and started another fic. Whoops. This one is for Triple Frontier because I love that soft boi Francisco. The flavour of this fic, the vibe if you will, is basically the spiderman pointing meme. I’ve vaguely set the timeline to like mid-2000s? so I’ll be trying my best to stay true to technology and aesthetic of the era. There was so much denim. Anyways, that means I’m trying to write for about a 27-33 year old Frankie and a similarly aged reader. I don’t see this series being more than a couple chapters at best, so it’ll be short and sweet. Also, like, very little angst if I can help it; I just want this one to be a good, cute, fun read. Hope y’all enjoy! Xoxo

[AO3][Masterlist]

“So, you’re coming out tonight, right? You’re not busy or anything?”

“Please don’t say it like that, you know how busy work actually is. And I’m a grown woman; if I didn’t want to go to a shady dive bar with you and your very loud friends from the office, I’d say so,” You loved your best friend, and you missed spending time together, but you really couldn’t say the same for her co-workers.

You had nothing against the women she worked with, and you found that they were all perfectly lovely and usually quite fun to be around… it was just that when the alcohol came out, the volume control and verbal filters disappeared.

You wouldn’t say that barhopping was what you’d prefer to be doing tonight, along with more or less babysitting your friend and her friends, but you didn’t know when you’d next be able to squeeze in a night off to just hang out and have fun, so this was happening. You would laugh and smile and keep the drunk secretaries from going home with questionable people, and then you would look back on your ladies’ night with fond memories until you could eventually attend another.

You had known when you picked your career that it would be an around-the-clock, all-day, every-day sort of thing. You never deluded yourself into thinking you would have much of a social life or long-term relationships. Most partners, hell even most friends, would have a problem with you jetting off for weekends, or disappearing for days at a time under mountains of paperwork and appointments.

It just made your best friend that much more important to you. You’d met as kids, went through years of school beside each other, hung out, did stupid teenager things and then stupid young adult things together. You’d cried and laughed and fought and made up a million times, you’d gone to different colleges and still kept in touch, moved away, moved back, and you were still going strong. She was your ride-or-die, your anchor and your parachute and everything in between, so if you could use some of your precious, hoarded, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it time off to see her, that’s just what you’d do.

“You should take some of that fire, and direct it at your boss. Tell him no for a change. I’d love to see his face at that!” She meant well, always trying to look out for you and your health when it came to your beyond demanding job. You weren’t even allowed to tell her a fraction of what you were doing in your professional life, and she knew it, but that didn’t stop her from being ready to throw fists at your employer at a moment’s notice.

“One does not simply tell the über-rich that they don’t need to fly to Paris, again. Being a PA is a full-time nannying gig, except your charge is an adult who can argue when you say no, and you cannot put them on timeout when they’re being a brat. Where he goes, I go, and unless something drastic happens, it will probably continue on like that for a while.” She laughed at your jokes, and your heart hurt a little less at her glee. You knew she would never give up on you or blame you for your work being unpredictable, but that didn’t make the sting of last-minute cancels and missed outings hurt any less, for either of you.

“But it must be nice, just getting on a plane and going somewhere amazing at the drop of a hat. Travelling the world like a superstar, meeting people, having amazing adventures with mysterious strangers…”

“Easy there, Mamma Mia, your wanderlust is showing. And I’d take you with me in a heartbeat if I could. You were born to be a jetsetter, not to be stuck in this town with nothing but the office cubicle beside you to stare at. And I still think you should apply for one of those immersive culture grants you keep mooning over. They’d be fools not to fund your writing expedition!” She was an incredible person, three full degrees to her name in the time it took a normal student to get one, and a brain that could run miles around the rest of the professionals in her field. But she was tethered to this quiet backwater town, and she wasn’t free to fly like she deserved.

“You know I can’t just… go, like you can. My mom, it’d just break her heart… I don’t want to leave her alone, not after Dad,” You honestly doubted that you’d ever meet a woman more horrible and undeserving of her own daughter’s kindness. Helen was a parasite full of lies and manipulations and greed, and she had attached herself like a bad rash to your friend after she’d chased away the rest of her family members.

Your friend searched for the good in everyone, but you wished she’d stop looking for it at that home.

“You deserve your own happiness and freedom, and she should be encouraging you to spread your wings if and when you’re ready.” Politicking your friend was never something you enjoyed. She was the last person you wanted to use your negotiating credentials and sly subterfuge tactics against, but you wanted, needed, her safety and health more. You considered it almost bribery; dangling her dream future in front of her in exchange of being rid of the garbage in her life.

“Hey now, we’re getting way too deep into sad-drunk night conversations, and this is strictly a happy-fun-drunk night. Please leave all baggage and woes at the door, thank you!” You admitted your defeat and surrendered your verbal power point on Why Helen Needs to Disappear. You would get her next time for sure, give her the accelerant to burn down that bridge. “Anyways, the reason I called was to remind you of our haunt for the night. One of the girls, Kelly, you remember Kelly, found this adorable little hole in the wall. A total boys’ club apparently: darts, pool, sports games on the TV, but Kelly’s sister’s friend’s brother Tyler said the place was a favourite of the local army guys. So, if nothing else, we’ll at least have some hunks to look at for a while. It’ll be great!”

You jotted down the directions to the bar as she listed them, and the time you were expected to arrive there.

“Oh! And wear that cute little blue number you bought last spring; I know you still have it so don’t you dare lie. It makes your ass and legs look divine, and I think you could stand to make a new acquaintance tonight.” That Little Blue Number was buried in the back of your closet where you had hoped it would remain forever, but luck was not on your side tonight it seemed. But it did make you look, and feel, fantastic.  It was just so… breezy. “And heels! Real ones, not your cute little personal assistant kitten heels. Those black strappy ones would work like a dream!” You just sighed dramatically into the receiver and agreed to her demands.

“I’ll let you go now, and yes, I suppose I can be presentable tonight, dress and all. See-ya later!”

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Hole in the wall was right. This place was basically underground it was so on the D.L. It was warm inside though, and in the middle of autumn with so much skin on display, you could not be more pleased to get away from the chilled outside air.

You would describe the interior as comfortable with a hint of rustic; lots of warm dark wood and low lights, mixed with the soft Latin music crooning in the background and the few patrons’ conversations adding to the ambience.

All in all, it was probably the nicest dive bar you’d been to in your hometown.

Your party was easy to spot where they had claimed a group of pushed together tables towards the far side of the establishment, and you carefully made your way over to them in your tricky high heels.

You said your hellos to returning faces and introduced yourself to the new additions, and accepted the chair you were pointed to and the drink pressed into your hand.

And so, the hours rolled.

You had enjoyed two fruity cocktails and a flaming shot before you called it quits on the alcohol for the night. You still had a few hours to sober up enough to drive home safely, and you would be able to help the girls get to their rides and ways home too. You appreciated having a social drink or two, but you didn’t care for hangovers and would happily take slightly tipsy over party-hard drunk anytime. Plus, your contract stated you were on-call, always, and you could be required to navigate high-stress negotiations at the drop of a hat. It was just better to cut yourself off, then reap the consequences of your actions later.

You tapped your friend’s shoulder as you walked past and leaned over to talk into her ear. “I’m getting some water for the table; do you want anything else?”

“Mmmm, no I think we’re good for now, thanks!” She was plastered already, but she had a huge grin on her face and was laughing at her co-workers’ stories, so you considered it a win of a night. You gave her a pat goodbye and swayed your way to the bar.

But you just were not accounting for the uneven floorboards, or how much your heels affected your currently less than steady equilibrium, and before you could blink you were teetering over into a nasty fall.

“Whoa there, easy does it, muñequita” Arms wrapped around you and pulled you back into a warm chest. “Careful now, don’t go twisting an ankle in those fancy shoes.”

You certainly did not account for the man you turned around to face. Wow.

His hands glided respectfully from where he had caught you around the waist to your still bent and held out elbows, steadying you as you swayed dangerously again.

Warm brown eyes, soft brown curls, and the sweetest smile you’d ever seen. It felt like your heart was going to beat out of your chest, and you knew that it wasn’t left over adrenaline from your near wipeout. He was gorgeous and handling you so gently, and you wanted to spend forever in that moment.

“Hey there, palomita, I’m Frankie, can I buy you a drink?”

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