#@goggles varian

[blondebitch7k]

*lactoce intolerant chomp* I'll eat it but for the millionth time MY HAIT DOSNT LOOK LIKE CHEESE

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k totally canon interactions day 34

*The squad is playing a team sport*

Nuru: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Varian?

Hugo: Have you ever played a game with Varian?

Nuru: No…

Hugo: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Varian, chasing Yong: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

[mrfarmdad]

@goggles-varian

[engineer-donella]

How many grandkids do you want >:3

One or two, I don’t think Hugo and Varian could handle more than that.

[glamgenefitzherbert]

What's something you've asked Varian to make but he still hasn't made you

An anti aging potion. Accordin to him "those dont exist!" Yeah right

[blondebitch7k]

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[immadatdisney2]

Okay Varian, wtf did you give poor Ruddiger this time

[mrfarmdad]

What do you think of Varian's boyfriend?

While I admit to being unhappy at the way he handled things regarding things with Donella and being a spy of sorts, it's a complex place to have been put in for him. I feel for the boy, as a life such as the one he's had can't have been easy, and having Donella for a mother isn't something I imagine is easy either. Mind you I imagine I've been a difficult father to have at times. You do your best with what you have.

Hugo is a good boy, and I think Varian could have certainly chosen a worse partner.

[blondebitch7k]

*blushes in gay kicked puppy* g-geez @goggles-varian, chill dude...

WEIRDOS!!

[engineer-donella]

have any more embarrassing stories about Hugo? >:3

Of course I do. I’m glad you asked. *evil smile*

There was a day that I walked into my bathroom to see Hugo standing at the sink with all my very expensive makeup sprawled out on the counter. His face looked like he’d just been kicked out of the circus. None of the shades matched him, and his eyeshadow wasn’t blended at all. I’m also pretty sure he used my eyebrow pencil as contour. A few days later I went out and got him some cheap makeup and taught him how to use it correctly.

Once Hugo tried to cut his own hair to look like a style he saw one day while he was out on a mission. He’s only cut one side of his hair and it was really really short and practically unsalvageable. He came to me for help, and after laughing at him for a bit (you would’ve as well if you saw it) I helped him fix it. I had to shave off the whole side, but when I asked if I should shave the other side too, he said no. That’s how he found out that he liked having an undercut and part of his hair long, so I guess it worked out.

@blondebitch7k you were a really, really embarrassing kid.

[glamgenefitzherbert]

Is there anything you and Hugo can decently agree with or get along over?

Well we both agreed to tolerate eachother for the sake of varian.

Hugo makes goggles happy, and im gonna respect that for him.... though he could do so much better.....

[blondebitch7k]

HE SAID COME IN. HE SAID COME IN!!! EVERYONE HE SAID COME IN!!! GET IN GUYS!!!!! HE SAID COME IN SO WE MUST<##🥳🥳

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IT WAS A T Y P O

[blondebitch7k]

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hppi pride month evryone

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k totally canon interactions day 40

Nuru, Entering Hugo's room: Varian did it again.

Hugo: Peace disturbance?

Nuru: What no-

Hugo: Arson..?

Nuru: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Hugo: uh....Attempted murder?

Nuru: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

[mrfarmdad]

What's your opinion on Hugo and his relationship with Varian?

@blondebitch7k may not believe this, but I think both my son and his boyfriend are quite fine young men. He may have made mistakes, but I'd be quite the hypocrit if I held it against him when he's already made ammends. My son loves him, and that's what really matters about it all.

[engineer-donella]

Why is your child so stupid and irresponsible?

I have no idea. I’ve been called the greatest mind of Ingvarr, and he’s been working under me for years, so he should know better by this point. I’ve taught him how to be smart on missions, in life, in engineering, but I guess good decision making isn’t his thing.