#@firecracker yong

[blondebitch7k]

HE SAID COME IN. HE SAID COME IN!!! EVERYONE HE SAID COME IN!!! GET IN GUYS!!!!! HE SAID COME IN SO WE MUST<##🥳🥳

nononononononONONONONONONONONONON

IT WAS A T Y P O

[immadatdisney2]

Yet ANOTHER silly (which for me, means angsty) headcannon

What if, after years of explosions and loud sounds from the fireworks, Yong actually goes deaf?

And yes, I know Varian was around a ton of explosions with his science and everything but the entire point of fireworks is that they explode one way or another and since he'd be a stupid little kid when he started making them he probably wouldn't take proper safety measures, so he would slowly lose his hearing.

And let's say he didn't really notice it, for him barely being able to hear (I wanna say he's completely deaf in one ear and mostly deaf in the other) is just normal for him and while he finds it weird how Yong asks him to repeat everything or speak louder, Varian would just assume its him trying to understand it better but Hugo, that would be a different story.

Hugo gets just a tiny bit sick of having to yell for the kid to hear him, but his annoyance turns to concern when one day Yong almost gets run over when the Caravan's breaks malfunctioned and Hugo had to shove him out of the way since Yong didn't move when he screamed for him to move (Varian and Nuru were out buying food or something in this senerio) so he finally starts to actually ask proper questions and Yong just says "Yeah, I can't hear most of the time" or something like it's completely normal?!

So, after hearing all this. Hugo not only teaches Yong (and later the rest of the gang) Ingvarian sign language (since he used it with Olivia sometimes) but made Yong either hearing aids or later on cochlear implants and Yong is just completely flabbergasted at how things normally sound like for people and might get overwhelmed with the sounds so they have to help him get used to it and this could actually help him make fireworks better since he could recalibrate the explosions or something? (Idk how fireworks work) and it would just be reaaaaaaaly cute<3.

Im on FIRE with thease headcannons! Anyway, feel free to use this in a fic or fanart (tag me so I can see it) and yeah, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk folks!

-ImMadAtDisney <3

[engineer-donella]

Why is your child so stupid and irresponsible?

I have no idea. I’ve been called the greatest mind of Ingvarr, and he’s been working under me for years, so he should know better by this point. I’ve taught him how to be smart on missions, in life, in engineering, but I guess good decision making isn’t his thing.

[mrfarmdad]

How did you feel when Varian came back after the library and explained everything?

I'm sure it was a lot to take in

It was difficult. On one hand, I spent over a decade uncertain about what happened to my wife. At least I know now. I'd prefer that Varian was able to avoid the things that he had to go through, but he's a grown man now. I'm so proud of him, and I'm proud of the group he found. Without them, who knows what would have happened or where we would be. After it happened, my emotions were everywhere.

I am grateful to Nuru and Yong, and particularly to Hugo, for being able to bring him safely home.

[blondebitch7k]

so, we know you’re a Chappell Roan fan, but the real question is……

Are you a Swiftie?

Okay, everyone stay calm. Don't come at me.

I think she's overrated

WAIT PEOPLE PUT THE PITCHFORKS DOWN-!

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k totally canon interactions day 34

*The squad is playing a team sport*

Nuru: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Varian?

Hugo: Have you ever played a game with Varian?

Nuru: No…

Hugo: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Varian, chasing Yong: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

[engineer-donella]

What's your weirdest comfort food and you're nerdy son's weirdest comfor food?

My comfort food is not a food, but a whole bottle of red wine. Whenever I’m feeling down, Merlot, Pinot Noir and Cabernet are my best friends in the whole world.

Hugo used to always ask for a piece of bread when he was sad. Not even buttered, sometimes he preferred it a bit stale as well. No idea why.

[blondebitch7k]

*blushes in gay kicked puppy* g-geez @goggles-varian, chill dude...

WEIRDOS!!

[blondebitch7k]

How accurate is this drawing 😔🙏

@engineer-donella looks great BUT EX-FUCKING-CUSE YOU??!?! BITCH ISTTM-

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k totally canon interactions day 31

Nuru: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Varian does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Yong: If Varian were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Varian jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Nuru: You jump off a cliff.

Yong: Gladly, provided Varian did first.

Ooc: should I restart the count based on the month (like start over at one tomorrow) or just keep going, let me know in the comments <3

[engineer-donella]

Do you like getting your nails done?<3

And if so, what shape, color, style and length? <3<3<3

Yes! Despite what some people may think, I love getting my nails done. It makes me feel like a bad bitch walking out of the salon with a new set of claws. 💅 ✨

I always get short nails that won’t get in my way while working on inventions, since I still have a job to do as the Ingvarrian royal engineer. My go-to shape is round, but occasionally I’ll get ovals or almonds if it’s a special occasion. I like to try different colours often, but my favourites are green, brown and blue. As for styles, I prefer a sleek, elegant look that’s not too distracting, like an ombre or french tips.

@blondebitch7k if you ever want to come with me to get our nails done together just ask, I’d love for you to join me. Bring your friends too, we could have a spa day.

[blondebitch7k]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

hppi pride month evryone

[blondebitch7k]

PLEASE tell me you have a british or southern accent 💔

A bit of a French accent but I hide it CAUSE ALL THESE MOTHEFUCKERS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT!!!!

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k totally canon interactions day 28

Yong: Good news! I didn’t screw up!

Hugo: ...

Yong: I screwed up less badly than usual!

Hugo: ...

Yong: Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual.

[engineer-donella]

What's the dumbest, the funniest and the worst way Hugo has hurt himself (like dangerously so)

I love making you have to brag about your kid >:3

The dumbest way my @blondebitch7k has ever gotten hurt was when he was on one of his first solo combat missions, he basically rushed straight into a fight without analyzing the opponent’s strength or skills. The kid would have gotten really badly hurt and caught if I hadn’t send Cyrus to tail him. But he got off with only a few injuries because of that. Still really, really dumb.

Funniest injury was definitely the time he got hit by a venomous snake. I had the pleasure of being there when it happened. He wasn’t looking where he was going and he stepped on a snake, which in turn, snapped back and bit him. I’m fairly certain everyone in a 5 mile radius heard his scream, because if you didn’t know, my son HATES snakes. Luckily for him, I’d been prepared with an anti-venom solution.

Hugo’s had some pretty bad injuries, so it’s hard to say which one was the absolute worst. Usually he got hurt the worst from combat missions, slashed with swords, shot by arrows, things like that. Somehow he’s always okay though. Left some pretty nasty scars though.

[blondebitch7k]

I fucking sobbed watching that video man...

(ooc: I know it's not vat7k related okay! I just hc that they would watch arcane together and ITS CANNON IN MY HEART!!!)