#[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy [ Captain Kirk / Darehearts ]

[crisispider]

[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → @darehearts is asking questions! [ cont. ]

Peter is QUICK to nod, honestly a little RELIEVED that the door had already been fixed. "Oh! that's great! I'm glad to hear it Captain!" He still was maybe a little TOO FORMAL, despite having gone to the academy with him, Peter was always still a little STAR STRUCK in his presence.

"O-oh no! I don't think so? but here I can run a quick diagnostic just to make sure!" It couldn't hurt right? Though at hearing that Clint was instigating CHAOS among the crew, he couldn't help but let out a small CHUCKLE. That's his Clint alright..

"Well... I guess things have been a little SLOW lately haven't they?" Clint was probably BORED and when he was BORED he always found new ways to entertain himself. It was honestly one of the things that Peter absolutely LOVED about Clint.

[toytanks]

shaking my ass for someone whos pretty fly for a white guy

Gunter glieben glauten globen

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say, I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know, it's kinda hard just to get along today

Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue and he may not have style

But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wannabes, ah

Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing!

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say, I'm pretty fly for a white guy

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice

But they didn't have Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice

Now cruisin' in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass

But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass

So don't debate, a player straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world loves wannabes, ah

Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing!

Now he's gettin' a tattoo, yeah, he's gettin' ink done

He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31

Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip

But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

So don't debate, a player straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

Gotta play the field, and keep it real

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least that you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wannabes, ah

The world loves wannabes, ah

Let's get some more wannabes, ah

Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing!

[daemondaes]

name: che

height: 5'3-ish. close enough to average. i can reach the top shelf, and at the end of the day, that's what matters.

nickname / s: chebureki, chechival, cheeble, chevalier, jam.

nationality: californian. 😎

favourite fruit: peach. 🥹🙏 strawberry is second. grape is third.

favourite season: spring? the benefits of summer hours with less of the summer heat. fall is nicer for layering tho

favourite scents: gasoline, bread, vanilla, citrus, books.

favourite animals: baby hippos (only baby), small dogs (esp chihuahuas), cows.

tea, coffee, hot cocoa: green tea, or else coffee with milk and, if i've been good, a sprinkle of cocoa powder.

average hours of sleep: uh. probably like 4-5 if i have to be somewhere in the morning, 8-10 if i don't.

when my blog was created: this incarnation? my earliest post was apparently 23 may 2020, so we're coming up on that 4 year anniversary 😏 but the first standalone cherry blog was from 2016? the oldest muse on here to originate on tumblr (ciel) emerged in late 2011. the oldest oldest muse on here originated off-tumblr in like 2008/9 on gaiaonline (talking abt u, naux).

# of followers: i normally wouldn't answer this, but i will tell u now that it is 365 just because that's such a satisfying number? got a buddy here for every day of the year 😎 that's a lie tho bc the number is broken and doesn't really fluctuate no matter how many people i gain or lose LOL i'm pretty sure like 4/5 people on the list are inactive tho, so please help me make more friends

random fact: my bedroom is ridiculously girly, soft pinks and pale greys and whites with gold accents, loads of pillows and plushes and decorative doodads, but i myself dress almost entirely in black. it's a little like putting wednesday in enid's room. not quite sure what that says about me.

favourite food: the humble tuna sandwich. i'm counting lemonade as a food here, just so i can add it in. i like lemonade even more than i like tuna.

favourite t.v. shows: flcl, dead boy detectives, good omens, i love lucy, king of the hill, the simpsons, lupin iii.

favourite movie: my letterboxd top 4 are some like it hot (1959), ghostbusters (1984), mad max: fury road (2015), and back to the future (1985)...but if i could have a fifth, it would be austin powers (1997).

sexuality: i like girls a lot more than i like guys, but i'm too busy and too broke to even think about that 😤

pronouns : she/they/any? idc abt labels and boxes, but it's weird that u're talking about me when i'm not there /:

favourite book series: howard the duck 😏 did you think i'd really make it to the end of this without mentioning him? this is also my chance to plug fly by night by frances hardinge, and its sequel, fly trap (or twilight robbery in the UK). there's also the monster blood tattoo trilogy by d.m. cornish that i desperately wish i'd held on to because it's apparently out of print now! my blood boils every time i remember. it would be remiss if i didn't mention a series of unfortunate events, just because i do think it was very influential for me. i'm about to reread the saga of darren shan/cirque du freak for the first time since middle school, so wish me luck 😤

favourite video game/s: god, fuckin...idk, tetris? roblox??? i'm not a gamer at all. i can't play anything unless i'm playing with a friend. that's a lie, i played baldgate3. the only thing i play is the sims 4. i'm trash

favourite subject: [scuttles around on all fours, twitching and foaming at the mouth] school bad! school BAD! (my three passions are history and fashion and film, but i don't love the academic system. Cs get degrees, etc. my own degree was in creative writing, and now i'm trapped in retail hell, so be smarter than me, kids! except also i hear even stem is useless these days? society is crumbling so bad, i—)

guys or girls: i prefer drawing guy faces and girl bodies. idk what u're getting at here

last time I cried: last night, conveniently

what I should be doing: taking out the trash, cooking up curry, cleaning the bathroom, polishing my spanish and diving into mandarin, writing, drawing, job hunting. continuing my goal of watching 365 movies this year. sweeping up the feathers of my cockatiel, galileo, because it's Moltin' Time. the usual 🤷‍♀️

favourite fandoms: i actually don't participate in fandom LOL i just lurk. chat about stuff in discord—DMs, not servers. i have so much art and music in my head, but i don't have the mobile dexterity and stamina for it anymore. maybe one day...

tagged by: @hatchetsfield (thanks, pidge!) tagging: anyone who learned a thing about me from this

[queen-hastur]

my neighbours are loudly blaring music and it all just sounds unrecognisable and a mess to me

except for the unmistakable sound that is

"and all the girlies say, i'm pretty fly for a white guy"

what in gods name is going on here

[sluttynurse]

and all the girlies say i'm pretty fly for a white guy

[quietbluejay]

Pharos 3

lol there we go, classic primarch description sanguinius: don't yell at people for things that are your own fault!!

given the sheer number of times he's leeroy jenkinsed it you'd think someone would notice well i bet thiel noticed but i guess no one really sticks around long enough guilliman: where is lion??? sanguinius: idk somewhere else not doing his job

guilliman also doesn't really respect sanguinius, huh he's willing to do the forms of it (BARELY) but that's all meanwhile sanguinius is freaking out at this whole emperor business

yeah, that's something i'm not willing to call guilliman ooc but he's dancing on the edge guilliman: over the last few months i've noticed that you seem to possibly not be liking this whole emperor thing sanguinius, who has been waving giant flags saying "STOP IT": perhaps

"…but don't push me" guilliman apologizes

so is that why you didn't apologize to Lorgar?

guilliman also won't let sanguinius lead the relief force or come with guilliman: i gotta have vengeance, it's personal with Curze dude just be honest with yourself about just wanting sanguinius to stand there and look pretty and distract people while you have all the real power

YES THANK YOU so sanguinius tells him to be careful

I CACKLED here in my apartment as a montage of events filled my head set to Tubthumping

i like this guy

lmaoo "are you certain they can't hit us from here?" "almost certain" "that doesn't inspire confidence"

;-; aww the mechanicus dude and his dying charge

and that's the sin of despair in a nutshell

the greatest lie ironically, seeds of the modern imperium

O W O man that was an idiot move skraivok "you swear you're not lying to me" "yes" I'm facepalming

man these two are some kind of mess

I hope he's not wearing white

you know, from this segment about sanguinius flying (and the feather stuff), i'm pretty sure i know at least a few of the books Haley was into as a teenager

sdkfhsdf

i dunno, some people seem to enjoy it

yeah i'm standing by my sanguinius vibe, it was right on he's a specific type of 20something Catholic girlie

if there's one thing all the primarchs have in common, it's some sense of drama

corvo: are we taking steps to damnation by travelling through the warp so this is the guy who founds the novamarines i am guessing given some stuff that got said earlier and i dunno anything about them except for what showed up in plague wars and apparently they have a bad rep? ooof the cavalry suffers a critical delay i am getting why people like curze i guess just abnett's version is kind of wet rat but not in a fun way and i just had flashbacks to the "making out with an ipad" scene why must it haunt me

interesting scry vs scry

sanguinius and curze are getting to see the HD version of their fight without it happening

there we go avenging beancounter and lmao he's right on about guilliman

well he's wrong there lmao

this is fun curze is doing a classic "taking a few data points and twisting the rest to say what he wants" and meanwhile sanguinius is well, full drinking the kool aid

congratulations buddy that's the worst anyone's done it

i know i've made this joke before w.r.t. the emperor trying to act for the good of all and I'll make it again!

curze: checkmate imperialists even on guilliman's fantasy planet there's still a criminal underclass

[muses-and-odd-fashion]

Wool be like

"All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"

“You know it’s kinda hard just to get along today! Our subject isn’t cool, but he fakes it anyway! He may not have a clue and he may not have style! But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial!”

Dude loves that song lol

[crazy-brazilian]

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

[bouncehousedemons]

🌹give it to me baby

uh-huh, uh-huh, and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy...

AHEM, you got it, babe!

Hvitserk looks at her, his brow furrowed, his eyes filled with sadness. "I don't understand what I did wrong."

[saturnplaza]

all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy btw

Awh shit fr 😏😏

[kmp78]

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

I speak French just as well as Lordy!

K: do you think that Lordy and Thinnie are having a rendezvous on the down low?

🙃

I also speak Spanish! Ay caramba! 🤘

"Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis... and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy..." 🎶

Si? Guacamole? 🥑🤷🏼‍♀️

(I sure hope she at least a scrap lay cos otherwise this thing is just too sad... 🫣)

[boktai]

AND ALL THE GIRLIES SAY I'M PRETTY FLY... FOR A WHITE GUY

[sockopunch]

" and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"

[nebulein]

88 Minutes in Heaven A Patrick Kane/Trevor Zegras fic soundtrack (listen here on YouTube Music)

1. The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger Do-do-do, do-do-do Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do Do-do-do-do-do

2. Katy Perry - California Gurls ft. Snoop Dogg California girls We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent

3. Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang See anybody could be good to you You need a bad girl to blow your mind (come on let's go) Bang bang into the room (I know you want it) Bang bang all over you (I'll let you have it) Wait a minute let me take you there (ah) Wait a minute 'til you (ah, hey!)

4. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger ft. Christina Aguilera You wanted control, so we waited I put on a show, now we're naked You say, I'm a kid My ego is big I don't give a shit

5. COIN! - Talk Too Much I never leave it unsaid Why can't I leave it unsaid? You know I talk too much Honey, come put your lips on mine and shut me up

6. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream My heart stops When you look at me, just one touch Now, baby, I believe this is real (oh)

7. 88mph - 88 Miles per Hour baby we flying we’ve got it dialed in i feel it inside when i take the wheel and drive when we go 88 miles per hour all the future days are gonna be ours oh it feels so great to hold the power

8. Flo Rida - Whistle Can you blow my whistle baby Whistle baby, let me know Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle, baby Whistle, baby, here we go

9. The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

10. Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A.  I got my hands up, they're playin' my song They know I'm gonna be okay Yeah, it's a party in the U.S.A.

11. Lizzo - Juice It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news I'm the pudding in the proof Gotta blame it on my juice

12. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit) I came here to get crazy I was born to get wild That's my style If you didn't know that Well, baby, now you know now 'Cause I'm Havin' A good time With you I'm tellin' you

12. BØRNS - Electric Love Baby, you're like lightning in a bottle I can't let you go now that I got it And all I need is to be struck By your electric love (Ohh)

13. Miguel - waves (Remix) ft. Kacey Musgraves Don't stop (don't stop) I wanna ride that wave (wanna ride that wave, ha, yeah, baby) All night (all night) I'm gonna ride that wave (I'm gonna ride that wave) Look here, I'm gon' surf in it, baby Get turnt in it, baby, put work in it, baby Keep working it while I ride that wave

14. Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth When you walk into the room  You pull me close and we start to move  And we're spinnin' with the stars above  And you lift me up  In the wave of love  Oh, baby do you know what that's worth? Oh heaven is a place on earth

[crazy-brazilian]

all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

[bewitchingwitch]

Constellations pt. 10

It had been days since you had been home. Ever since that girl from the Ministry had whisked you away after you got back with Theseus you had been training nonstop. You had no idea what was going on in the outside world, or what was in the post. You had even been sleeping at the ministry they had assigned you a small room that had a pull out bed.

You were training under the instruction of a strict yet kind man named Cecil who had long black dreadlocks weaved with gray that he pinned up in a bun. No matter the training exercise he always wore nice clothes. Today he was wearing brown slacks with a white button up rolled up to his forearms with suspenders.

Today's training had you dodging spells while he fired them at you. You were dressed in simple workout clothes you couldn't pull off the dressed look like Cecil. He would fire them at you and you had to deflect them with a counter spell or dodge. Eventually you had to get close enough to him to take the apple from him that he carried in his right while he wielded his wand in with his left. You thought it was a stupid task but Cecil insisted you do it anyway if you wanted to keep working here.

"Come and take it (y/n) it's only an apple it's not that hard!" He chuckled, his voice had a South African accent attached to it. He fired another spell at you that you barely avoided.

Your let out an agitated growl in response.  You were getting better but the past few days you hadn't managed to take the bloody apple from him. They said that once you could get it from him that you could finally go home. And you were determined to get it from him today

You sprinted forward deflecting three spells and fired one in return that he lazily avoided by tilting his body to the side. "Is that the best you got (y/n)?"

"Not even close Cecil!" You shouted back as you made your way closer to him. You came to halt a few feet from him. He just smirked at you. Now you had to figure out how to get the apple from him.

"Come on girlie I thought you would have gotten this sooner." You circled one another, anticipating each other's next move. "You're what? Thirty something?"

"30 to be exact." You replied.

"I'm pushing 65 I'm considered to be an elderly in the muggle world. And yet you can't seem to beat me." He smirked.

"Don't be so sure of yourself." You mimicked his expression.

"And why is that?"

"Because while you were monologuing I took the apple." You rubbed it on the sleeve of your shirt and took a bite out of it.

Cecil looked surprise from a moment before chucking deeply. "Congrats! You can finally go home little one!" He clasped your shoulder.

"I know I'm so tired, the beds here aren't soft at all." You remarked as you gathered your things.

Cecil just laughed. "I'll be looking forward to working in the field with you."

"As will I." You said a quick goodbye and apparted out of the training arena and onto the steps of your apartment. You sighed contently as you opened the door and stepped into your apartment.

You immediately plopped down on the couch in your living room. You body melted into the soft cushions. You shifted uncomfortable feeling as if something was underneath you.

You reached your hand back and pulled out a piece of paper that you had rumpled form laying on. It was a perfectly square and folded four times.

You unfolded it and noticed scribbly writing. It said, Remember Quidditch tomorrow morning at 7 sharp. I'll swing by to take you there.

Sincerely,

Newt.

You smiled at the note, you were happy that Newt had left you a note. And you couldn't wait to play quidditch with him and Theseus tomorrow. It wad unknown to you just how much that quidditch match would mean.

*******************************************

At exactly 7 that morning Newt had knocked on your door expecting to see you sleep eyed and half awake. But instead you were wide awake already carrying your broom and a duffle bag. You were dressed in jeans very uncommon for the era, with a white shirt that was tucked in and a red bandana that pushed back your hair. Though a few strands still escaped.

Your broom was sleek with golden bristles and a mahogany handle it had two worn strings wrapped around the hand colored in red and yellow. To symbolize your gryffindor status. There was also a carving on the top of the handle. It was a heart with your first name initial and the initial of an A written in it. He felt a pang of jealously and looked away from the carving. You noticed what he was staring at and moved to cover it with your hand

You had never seen Newt in casual clothes before. He was wearing a loose and stained blue button up with suspenders and black jeans. He looked good. You couldn’t help yourself from scanning him up and down. He carried his broom in his hand it had a crooked handle and it was very simple and worn out.

“Are you ready?” You asked as you hopped down the steps like a child.

“Yes.” He smiled at you and took your hand in his which surprised you. You looked down at your fingers interlaced and Newt began to pull his hand away. “I’m sorry I shouldn’t have grabbed you hand.”

You gripped his hand tighter and gave him a reassuring smile and he relaxed into your touch. “How are we going to get there?”

You began walking down the street together your brooms tucked under your arms. “Well we play in this abandoned quidditch field a little ways out of town. It had the hoops and everything it’s just a little rusty. We can apparate or we can walk if you’d like.”

You thought for a moment while Newt watched you. Your hair way blowing lightly in the wind. He wanted to tuck the stray hairs behind your ears but felt that it would be too out of line. He didn’t even know what you thought of him.

“We can walk if it’s only a little way.” You wanted to spend more time with him.

“Okay.” He squeezed your hand and you walked together talking endlessly about his creatures and what chapter he was currently writing. You told him about your adventures at the Ministry leaving out your mission with Theseus.

You arrived shortly after to see Theseus and three other people already in the air flying around on their brooms and scouring. Theseus flew with ease his hair whisking in the wind as he through the Quaffle through the hoop. Newt had mentioned that he was a seeker but you figured that since they were only playing two on two they decided not to use the snitch. You gave a big whoop as the ball sailed through the hoop.

Theseus circled around and was surprised to see you and Newt. One of his buddies pulled up next to him and then the other two followed. “Oi, who’s that?” The guy asked while they were still out of earshot.

“The girl’s pretty.” The guy on his right mentioned.

“Can it Andrew.” Theseus hated his friends.

“They guy isn’t too shabby either. To be honest I wouldn’t mind shagging either one of them.”

“Thats my brother.” Theseus glared back at his friend who just smirked.

“What I’ve been dying to get into your brothers pants since Hogwarts let me live a little.”

“Andy keep your mind out of the gutters. ” The guy on his left remarked he had a Spanish accent.

“Quiet Diego.”

“Oh boys I recognize her she’s the girl from the papers! The one who Theseus is snogging on the cover!” The last guy whose name was Blaine whistled.

“Oooooooo.” All the guys circled around Theseus mocking him and making kissing noises.

“Piss off.” Theseus grumbled as he flew away from the crowd as he descended he called out to Newt. “Well, well, well it looks like baby brother decided to join us and without a notice!” He stayed on the broom and stopped a couple feet from the ground floating in front of you.

“Hello (y/n).” He smiled.

“Hello Theseus.” You returned it feeling blush creep onto your cheeks. Newt watched you two interact and felt anger settle into his chest.

“I haven’t seen you in a while.”

“I’m been training.”

“Is that so?” He moved his broom closer to where his face was inches away from yours. “How’s That been going?” Newt opened his mouth to interject but someone else did it for him.

“Not to interrupt this little flirting session but we came out to play Quidditch Scamander. Not to watch you undress your girl with your eyes.” Blaine’s said as he slid off of his broom and took it in his hands, balancing it on his shoulders wrapping his arms as around it.

“Yeah Theseus you promised us a game.” Diego stayed on his broom as Andrew jumped off of his.

“And now that we have two more we can play three on three and use the snitch. You kept saying how you could catch the snitch in 5 minutes flat and have yet to shown us.”

“He’s always bragging with nothing to back it up.” Blaine made his way over to you. He was tall with blonde hair that was due for a haircut as it crept past his ears and curled at the ends lightly. With bright blue eyes and a million dollar smile.

“Yea he’s been bragging that he could beat me in catching the snitch and Merlin knows he never has before. “ Diego had black hair that was slicked back and he had cute dimples.

“Nonetheless He was a quidditch star you know that all the girls flocked to him. They couldn’t keep their hands off of him.” Andrew was wearing a sweater despite the warm weather with an A on it.

“Ha ha now I now know the A on your sweater stands for asshole.” Theseus shot back.

“Touchy aren’t we?.” Andrew had red hair with freckles. He had long limbs and was build like a linebacker. He was fetching a box that was laying in the field. He picked the snitch up and held it out to Theseus. “Care to finally show us and your girlfriend what you’re made of?”

“You’re on Weasley.” Theseus took the small golden ball from his outstretched hand.

“So you’re team captain Scamander and I’ll be the other team captain. You can pick first.”

Theseus looked over his options. “Well I’m a seeker so we need a chaser.” Newt assumed that he would pick him that’s what he always did. Theseus picked Newt because he didn’t like to compete with him, but today was different. “I’ll take (y/n).” You we’re leaning on your broom and your hand nearly slipped when he called your name. You jogged over to stand by his side. “Your turn Weasley.”

Andrew scanned the crowd. “Well I’ll need a chaser since I’m a beater. Newt I choose you.” Newt walked over to Andrew bitter that his brother had pulled that dirty trick of picking you and putting him on a different team. “So I know the girl’s taken but what’s your story handsome?” Andre winked and Newt turned away not sure what to make of Theseus’ flirty friend.

“I’ll take Blaine he’s the only other beater.” Theseus called out.

“Thanks Theseus you sure know how to make a guy feel welcomed.” Blaine sauntered over to stand by you and started up light conversation while the brothers watched.

“Diego That means you’re with me.”

“Always a pleasure.” Diego who was already in the air watched as everyone else gathered their stuff and flew into the air. Everyone got into position.

“So it’s good old fashioned street quidditch you want to toss for who goes first?” Andrew asked as he held out a silver sickle.

“I’m feeling generous you can go first cherry.”

“Such a tease in and out of the bed.” Andrew teased as he got back into position.

Blaine was floating next to you his beater under neath his arm as he pulled out a stopwatch from his pocket. “I don’t believe that he can get get the snitch in under 5 minutes especially against Diego.”

“Is he good?” You asked.

“Good? He was the best Seeker Gryffindor had while we were there.”

“You were a Gryffindor?”

“Yep me, Diego and Andrew were. Newt and Theseus were Hufflepuffs.”

“Yeah I knew what house they were in. I’m a Gryffindor.” You winked at the playful blonde.

“Nice I figured. I know a Gryffindor when I see one. We’re all a rather charming bunch.” Blaine floated a little closer nothing romantic just friendly banter.

“Indeed.”

“Blaine, new girl stop talking and lets play.” Andrew called.

“It’s (y/n)!” You corrected.

“(Y/n) stop talking!” Andrew called back playfully. “And someone hurry up and release the snitch so we can start.

Theseus flew over to you and handed you the snitch cupping your hands around it. He kissed your hand. “Will you do me the honors of releasing it. I think I’ll have a better chance at winning if you do it.”

“Isn’t that romantic.” Blaine interjected. He was now hanging from his broom upside down like kid do on monkey bars.

“Blaine stop that you’re gonna fall off! We’re like 50 feet in the air!” Theseus reprimanded.

“Oh piss off mom I’m fine.”

You let yourself fall back and hang upside down mimicking Blaine while Newt and Theseus chocked back a scream. “(Y/n)!”

“It’s fun Theseus! Plus what did you expect?”

“We’re Gryffindors!” Blaine finished.

You released the snitch and sat upright as the game officially began. You saw Blaine start his timer before slipping the stopwatch back into his pocket.

The game was intense. You currently had the Quaffle and zoomed past Newt as Andrew shot a bludger at you. You dodged it and chucked the ball into the center hoop sinking it. You raised your arms up in triumph as Blaine cheered. You were the only scorer for the team. Andrew’s team was up by ten points. Newt had scored ome more time than you had. He much better at Quidditch than he had let on.

You had once let him get past you because he looked so bloody good with his hair all disheveled by the wind and his suspender slipping off of his shoulder. Theseus had noticed and lost track of the snitch during that time. He was now back on the hunt against Diego. “You only have a minute left!” Blaine called out as he shot a bludger at Newt who avoided it but dropped the Quaffle. You dived for it and grabbed in stuffing it underneath your arm.

You pulled up and sped towards the goals where Newt was blocking. Even though he liked you there was no way he was going to let you win. Andrew shot the bludger towards you and there was no way you could avoid it by shifting to the side. You made sure your grip was good on the Quaffle before you leapt up off of your broom. They all stopped to watch you. Especially the brothers both of them terrified at your reckless move. As you jumped though the air the broom continued to zoom below you.

The bludger flew past you and you fell back down and grasped onto your broom with one hand. One handedly you flew and tossed the Quaffle into the the hoop. Once you got rid of the ball you swung yourself back on and did a victory lap as both teams cheered you on.

“Bloody Merlin (y/n) that was fucking amazing!” Blaine abandoned his post to give you a high five. Diego gave a holler in support as he continued to search for the snitch.

You laughed. “That was my signature move when I was at Hogwarts. It always got everyone in the stands on their feet.” While you were preoccupied with questions about the stunt you pulled Theseus only had about thirty seconds left to catch the snitch.

He finally saw it. It was flying circles around Diego’s feet. Diego wasn’t paying attention he was congratulating you on your save. Theseus made his move. He hugged his body close to the broom as he zoomed forward and outstretched his hand. Diego didn’t notice what Theseus was aiming for until too late.

Theseus’ hand enclosed on the golden ball and he held it up in triumph as Blaine called time. He had caught the snitch within the five minute mark. You and Blaine swarmed him you had won the game because the snitch gave your team a 150 points. You moved close and your lips were inches from touching, Newt was watching in heartbreak until Blaine’s voice interrupted you.

“Oi who is that?” Blaine had his hand up to clock the sunlight and was squinting down towards a small figure that was coming closer.

You all moved down a couple feet and the figure became a little clearer. You eyes widened in realization. The guy was calling your name. “(Y/N)!”

“Who is that?” Theseus and all the other followed down to where you were.

“Is that-? It can’t be.” You were in disbelief. “I still have three months he wasn’t suppose to come yet.” You mumbled to yourself as you let yourself descend the figure was storming closer until he was a couple feet away.

You jump off your broom and grab it all the boys land to and you then to face Newt. You know what’s coming and you don’t want to face it. “Hold my broom please.” You give it to him and your hands longer for a moment as you give him a quick peck on his cheek that is visible to none.

You move closer to the guy. Newt and Theseus realize who it is as he gets closer it’s the guy from the photograph on your mantle and down the photograph that you carry in your briefcase. He had the same tousled raven hair but he wasn’t smirking now. He had a deep look of anger etched into his face. His hazel honey eyes blazing.

He was wearing a smart grey three piece suit without the coat jacket. He as wearing a dark grey vest with a tie and matching slacks. His white undershirt was rolled up to revel his muscular forearms. He was about the same build as Blaine. Muscular but it was subtle. Not much bigger than Theseus but as tall as Newt.

You caught up with the guy and placed your hand onto his chest to stop him from moving and closer. “Adonis this is a surprise!” You were looking forward to seeing him but not like this. “I’m glad to see you.”

“(Y/n)...” His chest was still rising up and down you could tell he was pissed.

You reached your hand up and caressed the side of his face a soothing gesture you had always done to calm him down when he got like this. He was a sweet but a very temperamental young man. You rand your hand down to his cheekbone opening up your palm. And he placed a light kiss onto it. It was a sign to you that he had calmed down for the moment bring. A trust symbol between you two.

“Excuse but who the hell are you?” Theseus stepped forward you could see he had pulled his wand and so had the others they were holding them hidden behind their backs.

Adonis let out a low growl in response. “You.” His voice was deep and you knew that if you didn’t stop him someone was going to get hurt bad.

“Adonis...” your vocie had a warning edge to it.

“It’s him! That bastard!”

You pulled yourself away from him. “Hold your tounge how dare you insult him!” You poked your finger at his chest. Your other hand resting on your hip.

“How dare I? How dare you defend him! You know what he did!”

“No I don’t have any clue what you’re talking about Adonis!”

“Really? You want to play innocent?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about!” You raised your voice. “I didn’t do anything wrong!” Both Newt and Theseus were at the ready both of them wanting to send this newcomer to hell but they knew you wouldn’t want them to. You could handle yourself. And despite how this guy was acting now that one intimate moment you had had with him earlier proved that you cared for him. And would not approve of the Scamander brothers destroying him.

“YOU DID NOTHING WRONG?” He was practically red with anger now. You knew you needed to stop arguing with him before he blew his top.

“Adonis breath. What’s wrong?” You placed your hand back on his chest and he took in and he closed his eyes. He opened them and began to pull out something from his back pocket.

He pulled out a copy of the Daily Prophet that had been rolled up in the back pocket of his slacks. It was a little crumpled he handed it to you. “Explain this.”

“What is this?” You held the paper still not looking at the cover. Theseus knew what it was and his heart dropped.

“Read the headline.” And you did and you placed your hand over your mouth in horror. The picture below the title was a moving picture of you and Theseus kissing. It was from when you were on the mission someone had taken it of you guys without you knowing. It moved on repeat the way Theseus bit your lips and you leaned into it depending it. “Oh Donnie I-“

But Adonis had already pushed past you and was standing chest to chest with Theseus sizing him up. “So war hero, you think just because I’m not here you can make a move on my girl I don’t think so.”

Theseus want backing down. “You’re girl, you talk about her like she’s your property. Who do you think you are.”

Adonis turned back to you in shock. He glanced down at your hand and you hid you hand behind your back in shame. He couldn’t believe that you didn’t tell these people about him.

“You ask who I am War hero? I’m her fiancée.”

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