I love Heathmael as much as all of y'all but you gotta see how funny this ship is now after Canto V.
Ishmael all her life believing herself to be an exclusive woman lover with her undying love of Queequeg and the sparks of obsession with Ahab (she had the smallest crush on Ahab when she first boarded the Pequod, you cannot convince me otherwise).
And then she has her bisexual awakening in Canto V.
Imagine the sheer hilarious anguish she's feeling as she realizes that fucking Heathcliff is her bi awakening.
Heathcliff, who's always bickered and fought with her from day 1.
That very same Heathcliff who saved her just like what Queequeg did all those years back.
"Do I like men?" Ishmael thinks to herself one night.
"No. I just like Heathcliff." She retorts to herself before SCREAMING into her pillow. She refuses to think about this thought further but she knows that Heathcliff awakened something in her and she hates it.
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1B on that pose meme (or whatever it's called) has real comedy potential. Not like that person is actually hurt or dying but something melodramatic, you know? I'm picturing Regongar holding Octavia and he's shouting MY GIRL NEEDS A MANICURE STAT! in response to her "I broke a nail!" bark
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR VISION
edit. realizing that I read the dialogue provided wrong. forgive me. I got too excited about it.
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okay please hello i haven't seen anyone talk about this article which is so funny and my favorite thing ever ermm happy pride month i guess
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More Emi stuff and with Sohan this time!!! :))
fun brushes test + outfit swap!
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Still one of the funniest interactions so far. The comedic timing? Unparalleled.
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I have One Thing Only and that is angels. A demigod can be like an angel, maybe. The mood of this wound up almost the polar opposite of my original idea.
I like the line art better than either color version, so it's under the crop.
The sketch went through about a dozen changes to both expressions and face positions, and in the end I'm still not really satisfied even if I like how Asperia came out.
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I AM #GAGGED WHAT DONU MEAN TAEHYUN JUST CASUALLY WINKS AFTER DRINKING HIS WATERNCORLFODMDNKDC EKCNKDC JD. JDC D RJEN CDICKDOMCORNFOR CODC JDX KDNFID
[tiktok link of taehyun]
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Yes, of course it's 100% coincidental that me ovulating and having new Dadstarion ideas overlap—no correlation here at all!
There's gotta be another explanation for this long-term trend, I'm sure.
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Dedicated to the old days of using Lander's portrait. Alike in other ways...
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wtf kind of fucked up FIFA rule states that individual awards can only be given to the finalists???
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I LOVE DRINKING A GLASS OF MILK ON ITS OWN SO MUCH I LITERALLY CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF AN UNADULTERATED GLASS OF MILK I JUST POURED OUT OF THE CARTON FROM TH FRIDGE. NO MILK HATE ALLOWED THIS IS AN MILK/MILK SUBSTITUTE APPRECIATION BLOG AMEN
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HI BAM HOW R U <3 i love how your brain works like i love all the stories you come up with and your ideas make me stop and think and im always so compelled by your writing. i love how comfortable i am around you like we've literally met irl a handful of times and still each time it's just instantly very easy. like we sat one-on-one in a cafe for HOURS. i cant do that with just anyone like my social battery is not built for that lol. so yeah i think there's something about you that puts people at ease and your passion is very infectious and i love that <3
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back on my steve harrington bullshit (as if i ever stopped) all thanks to @stuckontheceiling so if y'all followed me for something other than steve/stranger things content... my bad/blame emi? jk jk
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This was supposed to just be a quick, barely-more-than-stick-figures doodle to remember a pose for later, but every time I glanced down at my sketchbook while doing something else I thought "ah, I could add one little detail for fun" until it stopped being a helpful pose reference and became some other thing. Watch your back or something
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