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@advnterccs sent: 💕 { For the Mortys 🤭 } Ship meme: in-depth edition || Selectively accepting !

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How did they meet? ~ "T-Through our Ricks. T-They someone managed to, uh, split the timeline, b-by accident, you know? S-Something about a...portal gun malfunction. An-And all of a sudden t-there were two of everyone. M-Me included."

Who flirted with who first? ~ "I-I'm...not sure. W-We sort of complimented each other an-and stuff, b-but it wasn't real flirting? W-We don't really flirt even now tha-that we're together. J-Just from time to time, y-you know? We...are still learning how, uh, t-to do it properly. Haha..."

Was it love at first sight or a slowburn romance? ~ "S-Slowburn. W-We didn't like each other right away. A-Also because I...I didn't know that I, you know, l-like guys yet. O-Or maybe I did an-and didn't want to admit. B-But FM is the first boy I-I've ever had a real crush on, s-so...it too some time. An-And even after we realised out feelings...i-it took a while for us to tell each other. I-I mean, we even kissed thrice before, uh, g-getting together."

Did they start dating right away or were they friends before things became romantic? ~ "F-Friends. W-We got close really fast an-and he was my best friend, b-before I start to...feel more. An-And I think that's a good thing. B-Because even now that he is my boyfriend, h-he's still my best friend. I-It allows us to be more...comfortable w-with each other, in general."

What was their first date? ~ "I-It wasn't an official date, b-but...FM invited me to go with him to this p-pumpkin patch fair. W-We took pictures an-and strolled around the stands and...w-we got a ride on the Ferris Wheel. I-I asked the guy manning it i-if he could stop it w-when we reached the top an-and...he did, so we...watched t-the landscape and I...I kissed him."

What are their favourite things to do on date nights? ~ "I-It depends on where we are. W-We go to the movies at times, o-or out on some planet, b-but for the most we do home m-movie nights and play videogames. O-Or read comics."

Do they still go on dates after being together for a while? ~ "W-We've been together only for a few moments, b-but yeah, we still do. I-I just like doing things with him an-and dates are fun. T-They are an excuse to do that an-and also do something different, f-from time to time. An-And, uh, we can get...you know. Romantic."

What is their love language? ~ "I-I think...quality time together an-and being there for each other w-when needed? W-We also tell each other nice things an-and that's good b-because...neither of us is really used to it. T-To be praised and stuff, I-I mean."

Who kissed who first? ~ "I-I did. O-On the Ferris Wheel, as I said."

Who started the relationship? ~ "B-Both of us, sort of? W-We both planned to ask on N-New Year's Eve, b-but I guess technically it was me, b-because I asked first. An-And we kissed at midnight. I-It was...great. I-I've never felt like that. G-Giddy. H-Happy."

Monogamy or Polyamory? ~ "I-It's a bit too soon for...that. I-I don't know. I'm content w-with just him, b-but I see the Ricks being i-in an open relationship an-and...I don't know, i-it seems to make them closer, somehow? S-So maybe, when we'll be older...W-We'll talk about it. I-I think I'd be okay with being open."

Are they/do they plan on getting married? ~ "A-Again, it's too soon t-to think about this. B-But...I mean, the only marriage I've seen it's my parents and...l-let's say that it's not very...inspiring. An-And Rick keeps going on about how m-marriage is a trap and ruins relationships, s-so...I probably won't be the one to mention it. I-If we ever get there."

Who proposed? Was it a yes or no? ~ "A-As I said, I'm not very interested i-in getting married. B-But if in the future FM wanted to an-and he asked, I-I'd say yes. I-If it's what makes him happy, I-I don't mind."

Do they want kids? Who brought it up first? ~ "Aw g-geez, I don't know. Tha-That's...I'm fourteen. K-Kids are a big thing. So...uh, who knows?"

Do they already have kids, together or from previous relationships? ~ "W-We don't technically have kids together, b-but they...I mean, there's M-Morty Jr. an-and Naruto, an-and since we are the same person...t-they are technically the kids o-of both of us? ...I-I don't know, thinking about it gives me a headache."

Do they have any routines/rituals in their relationship? ~ "W-We usually hang out w-when the Ricks are busy with each other. W-We go in one of our rooms an-and talk or read comics or-or play videogames. I-If the weather is nice, w-we go for a walk in the park or-or to get ice cream. An-And well, I guess that there are the adventure. E-Even if those are, like, a group activity. An-And sometimes we have sleepovers."

How do they take care of each other when they are sick/hurt? ~ "I-It doesn't happen too often, a-also because the Ricks fix us if...if we get too hurt, b-but...The other visit the sick one an-and keeps him company, g-gets him food and water, tha-that sort of thing. B-But it's mostly being there, s-so he doesn't have to be alone."

How do they like to spend time together? ~ "I-It's pretty much I've already said. V-Videogames, movies, comics, walks. F-FM really like plants, s-so at times we go to the botanical garden o-or ask the Ricks to let us go t-to some other dimension w-where there are a lot of plants. Uh, safe places, o-of course."

What are their favourite non-sexual forms of intimacy? ~ "F-For me it's cuddling. I-I just like it when we hold each other in bed or-or lean against each other w-watching TV. An-And I...I like giving him little kisses. Y-You know, on the cheek or-or on the back of his hand. H-He always blushes a little an-and that's so cute."

What are some of their favourite things about their partner? ~ "Oh geez, I...I-I don't think there are specific things? I-I just like him. B-But I guess...H-He's so nice and brave. An-And he's super supportive. S-So understanding and patient. An-And...he accepts me. E-Even the fucked up stuff. H-He sees me, understands me an-and still wants me. H-He makes me feel good about myself. N-No one has ever done that."

How do they comfort the other when they are upset? ~ "W-We let each other vent, i-if we need to, o-or we distract each other with our favourite things. W-We also get each other little presents, t-to cheer us up. W-We're just there for each other, y-you know? I-I'd do whatever he needs an-and he'd do the same for me."

Who buys the other spontaneous gifts? ~ "W-We both do. W-We like bringing each other stuff. L-Like pretty things or funny ones w-we find during adventures o-or at some space bazaar. An-And then we give each other special gifts f-for the holidays or the anniversaries."

What position do they sleep in? ~ "I-It depends. U-Usually facing each other, h-holding hands o-of holding each other. A-At times we spoon."

Do they bathe/shower together? ~ "Uuuuh, I-I...no. W-We don't. N-Not yet, I-I guess. B-But I...I'd like to do that. S-Some day. An-And I think...I think FM would be fine with it. U-Uh, more than fine. J-Just...we're not there yet. I-It's still a little, uh, awkward, b-being undressed around each other."

Do they do anything else in the bath/shower other than wash? ~ "A-As I said we don't bathe o-or shower together yet, b-but...I...I mean. W-When we will, after a while, I-I guess that we could...kiss? An-And sit on each other's lap. An-And...who knows...Haha..."

In the bedroom - Vanilla, a little spice, or kinky af? ~ "W-W-We still haven't...you know. S-So...I don't...I mean. W-We are, uh, curious, so...I-I guess it wouldn't be just...plain. W-Well, at first yeah, b-but I guess...later on, w-we'd try...stuff?"

For applicable ships - who tops/bottoms?

For applicable ships - who is more dominant/submissive?

What is their favourite sex position?

Do either of them enjoy bringing sex toys into the bedroom? ~ "A-As I said, I-I can see us...experimenting. Uh."

Favourite place to have sex?

Most adventurous place they’ve had sex?

How often do they fight? What about? ~ "W-We didn't have big fights yet. I-I don't think that we have had actual fights. J-Just some misunderstandings. An-And it wasn't about super important stuff. I-I know that we'll have real fights, s-sooner or later. B-But I like to think tha-that we'll work it out together."

Have they ever broken up? ~ "N-No. An-And I hope we never do."

Messy breakup, amicable split, remain friends, ride or die or til death do us part? ~ "I-I want to spend all my life with him. I-If he wants to. N-No matter how long that will be. T-The longer, the better."

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feedback from Yuki

OMG I’ve just read your fics and well… I have some things to say about them, here I go:

Fancy

This is one of the most sweetest things I’ve ever read!! XD And to be honest this is very nice to read after the hit that movie was…

I couldn’t stop smiling while reading this one, it was so funny in general; my favorite parts were the beginning and the end of the fic where you describes that the bed frame creaks almost breaking, I was actually expecting it at some point XD would have been pretty funny to read too

Also I loved the fact that Tony had his (kind of) “secret” soaps, oils and bath scents collection, that itself sounds like something fancy, but that particular scent… I had never ever heard of that one in my whole life .-.;; does it smells like bubble gum?… you owe me bubble gums by the way, I wanted one when I finish reading this fic!!

I like to think that Tony is the kind of person who would eat a sandwich that fell on the ground, but when he has time, he likes to pamper himself, hence the collection of luxurious cosmetics! (I might also have an idea of a fic where Tony makes his own cosmetics, but it would turn out to be really similar to this one, so maybe later)

I already wrote about them breaking the bed a few times and didn’t want to repeat myself, haha! but yeah, they have to change the bed regularly

weelll I have monoi oil shower gel and it smells sweet and floral in the shower, but on the skin I smell bubble gum, so DUNNO. every nose is different, you would have to try for your own!

BF vs BF - Challenge Accepted

This fic was really really really sweet! I can easily picture this one happening in AvAc universe, in fact Janet convincing Tony and Steve to make the blog  or something; this could work easily on a “no superheroes” AU

Personally, I loved this one too because Rhodey and Bucky “appear” XD as the supportive friends they are, that was lovely!

My favorite part this time was the beginning and the end of the fic, where Steve is asking Tony if they are filming and Tony is a smartass… Aaaand at the end, is the same thing that leads him being attacked by Steve XD

I think that this is one of those fics that also tells us more than what is written, like their past videos makes the reader wonder (at least me XDD) what their other videos could possibly talk about and which was the real price on this one… This is a youtube channel that I would totally follow

As always the narration and the storyline was very enjoyable, I do love how you write! This fic was one of those which has made me smile all the narration long

non superhero AU is what I was going for!

and I like to mention Rhodey and Bucky from time to time, haha

Steve tolerates Tony being a smartass, but he also have his limits

aaaand you knoooow, it would be a gooooood fic to draw some comic to~~ *wink wink nudge nudge*

The One Chance (INFINITY WAR SPOILERS)

First of all!! Pretty awesome title…Perfect in fact, I know Stephen and Tony are stubborn as hell and they became friends since the first moment they met, they just would say no, anyway THIS… I know Tony remembers that last words from him and meant that push for Tony to get Peter and his new friends back…

Now, coming back to this amazing fic… WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?! I cried myself out with THIS!! how could you?! I mean this is very intense and awesome… but I could even hear their voices and feel them both craving the other one touch, look and all but again… stubbornness attacks and they had to put aside their own things to save everyone

The end of this fic is a masterpiece itself, I mean it was like I got a punch and then a hug… I smiled as soon as I read what Tony said to Steve (even if it sounds more like season 3 AA stony… still is something MCU stony would say tho)

By the way, to finish my feedback on this fic… did I ever mention I saw some of your fics in color while I read them? Because I can tell you this one would be blue and red with darkish yellow in the background (that would make the holographic orange map pop up by the way)

aaah, I actually would LOVE to write about them putting their conflict behind them and saving the world while holding hands, but I think it is not that simple to solve it one meeting. and they really have more important things to worry about now! but when it settles, I want to see them being friends again, meeeh

AND YES, CRY FOR ME, CRY FOR YOUR SHIP

and MCU!Tony loves giving people affectionate nicknames :D

and woah, that’s pretty dramatic colors… but I like it!

thanks for the lovely feedback!!

[jubesy]

for the ultimate ship meme, emimike for you too

Excellent~  Thank you!! ♥I had to do mine before I read yours XD

Emil Nekola and Michele CrispinoYuri!!! on Ice

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last?

Until the end of time

How quickly did/will they fall in love?

Emil didn’t realize it, but he fell in love at first sight with Mickey (he just thought he was super cool!)

Michele took a bit longer, but once Emil gained his trust, it was inevitable.

How was their first kiss?

Sloppy, tear-filled, and tasting of stale beer and spearmint.

Wedding:

Who proposed?

Mickey

Who is the best man/men?

Sara is Michele’s best man and matron of honor.

Emil’s little brother is his best man.

Who is the bride's maid(s)?

Sara and Mila.

Who did the most planning?

Believe it or not, they had Chris and Phichit plan the whole thing for them (Mickey was starting to freak out with the amazing amount of options and why are there so many different types of flowers?!)

Who stressed the most?

Michele ‘I have no chill’ Crispino

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. 

It rivaled Victor and Yuuri’s wedding (Chris and Phichit do good work)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?

No one. Everyone was welcome!

Sex:

Who is on top?

Although they switch it up, Mickey likes to let Emil take the lead.

Who is the one to instigate things?

Mickey does, with the sneakiest seduction possible, so it seems like it’s always Emil.

How healthy is their sex life?Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last?

Emil was embarrassed at how quickly things went the first few times, but his stamina has improved immensely.

Mickey can go for days. When he feels like it, he’ll wring Emil dry.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?

Mickey tends to be a bit more sensitive, but he always makes sure Emil is satisfied.

Emil has a checklist he keeps in a notebook in their bedside drawer. He has to make sure Mickey has more tallies than he does. It’s his goal.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

For examples, see here and here (NSFW)

Children:

How many children will they have naturally?

0 (it’s rather physically impossible)

How many children will they adopt?

One child

Emil wanted a big family, but with all the paperwork and red tape they had to go through to get their first, they realized that dream might not come true for him.

So, Mickey spoils him by letting him get their child lots of pets.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers?

Emil when they’re out

Mickey when they’re at home

Who is the stricter parent?

Mickey

Emil spoils them rotten

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?

Mickey, again.

Certainly not Emil ‘Extreme sports are my life’ Nekola

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?

Mickey, but with Emil’s home cooked meals

Who is the more loved parent?

Their child loves them equally (what is this?)

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Mickey is President of the PTA.

Who cried the most at graduation?

They both did (Emil openly and Michele sniffling quietly until he finally broke down)

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?

Emil - “Let’s just keep this one from Papà, shall we?”

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking?

Emil

Mickey could burn water.

Who is the most picky in their food choice?

Mickey (always, but he eats everything Emil makes)

Who does the grocery shopping?

Mickey, but he takes the list of ingredients Emil gives him.

How often do they bake desserts?

Emil’s desserts are sloppy, but they taste better than anything they can buy.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?

Both. Meat first, salad after.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?

Emil absolutely enjoys surprising Mickey with grand gestures.

So, it takes him by complete surprise when Mickey plans them a romantic evening two weeks before their actual anniversary (it was the only way he wouldn’t suspect!)

Who is more likely to suggest going out?

Mickey likes wining and dining, so he often asks, if only to give Emil a night off from cooking.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking?

Mickey, for sure.

Chores:

Who cleans the room?

Mickey, since he can’t help in the kitchen.

Who is really against chores?

Neither. They divide the work evenly.

Who cleans up after the pets?

Emil.

“You’re the one who wanted an ostrich!”

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?

Emil

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?

Mickey (please)

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?

Emil, but only because Mickey found it earlier and left it there for him to come across, since he knows the other man loves finding ‘buried treasure’ in their home.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths?

Mickey

Though Emil loves his collection of bath bombs.

Who takes the dog out for a walk?

Emil, mostly. 

But Mickey will take them out when he goes for a run.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?

Every. Holiday. Gets. The. House. A. Full. Makeover.

What are their goals for the relationship?

To live happily ever after.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon?

Either, depending on what they were up to the night before *eyebrow waggle*

Who plays the most pranks?

Emil, please, omg. Just. Emil.

Thanks again for asking about this fabulous pair!! ♥