#[YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

[wifeywanning]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

[ihrttherain]

I'm re reading iwbft and

"it's always been sort of Rowan and Jimmy, plus Lister. We still love him of course. But that's just the way it is."

OUFHHHH OH GOF AUGHHHHJ

[calxology]

rockstar scara wip

[rubctosis]

"Pleaaaasseeee? One little kissie? One smooch for the road? You know, I could die tomorrow...!"

  

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄  𝐈𝐓  𝐈𝐒…𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒  𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐃'𝐒  𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋  𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘  𝐎𝐅  𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐌.  with  an  arch  of   a  brow,  golden  calculative  hues  glinting  with  a  mix  of  exasperation  and  reluctant  amusement  as  he  leaned  back  against  the  edge  of  his  desk.  The  dim  light  of  the  room  cast  soft  shadows  across  his  features,  accentuating  the  faint,  pale  patches  of  vitiligo  on  his  otherwise  sun-kissed  skin  and  the  subtle  glint  from  the  metal  of  his  piercings.  He  crossed  his  arms  over  his  chest,  the  tattoos  on  his  fingers  flexing  as  he  drummed  them  against  his  bicep.   ㅤㅤ❝   You  could  die  tomorrow,  huh  ?         ❞    ㅤㅤㅤ   he  echoed,  his  voice  low  and  laced  with  dry  sarcasm.   ㅤㅤ❝   You  do  realize  you’ve  said  that  every  day  this  week,  Vash-ya        ❞    ㅤㅤㅤ   .

the  surgeon  sighed,  his  hand  dragging  down  his  face  in  mock  exasperation  as  he  listened  to  Vash's  exaggerated  plea.  The  blond  man  had  that  look  again  —  puppy-dog  eyes  shining  with  an  unrelenting  mix  of  seriousness  and  melodrama,  lips  just  slightly  pursed  as  if  already  imagining  the  kiss  he'd  coax  from  his  reluctant  grumpy.  this  hopeless  idiot  was  the  won  to  actually  win  the  heart  of  this  stoic  surgeon.

  ㅤㅤ❝   You  know  I  am  a  doctor,  right  ?  I'm  not  letting  any  harm  come   to  you.         ❞    ㅤㅤㅤ    Law  muttered,  but  there  was  no  real  bite  in  his  tone.  Law  stared  at  the  blond  for  a  long  moment,  the  dramatic  display  before  him  teetering  on  the  edge  of  absurdity.  The  pout,  the  exaggerated  gestures,  and  those  ridiculous  pleading  eyes  —  it  was  all  so  typically  Vash  that  it  almost  made  Law  roll  his  own.  Almost.  Instead,  with  a  sigh  that  carried  the  weight  of  reluctant  affection,  he  reached  out,  grabbing  the  front  of  Vash’s  bright  red  coat.

  ㅤㅤ❝ You’re  impossible,           ❞    ㅤㅤㅤ   Law  muttered,  pulling  him  closer  with  a  firm  tug  making  the  other  purposely   stumble  forward,  making  his  theatrics  momentarily  disrupted  as  he  found  himself  inches  away  from  Law’s  face.  For  all  his  dramatic  bravado,  there  was  a  flicker  of  genuine  surprise  in  Vash’s  aqua-blue  eyes  when  Law’s  hand  shifted,  his  thumb  grazing  the  sharp  line  of  his  jaw.  it  sort  of  touched  law  a  certain  way.  made  him  feel  prideful  in  pulling  a  reaction  from  him. 

law  leaned  in  slowly,  his  gaze  dropping  to  the  blond's  lips  before  closing  the  distance.  The  kiss  was  deliberate,  precise,  and  unhurried,  much  like  the  man  himself.  His  lips  pressed  against  Vash’s  with  a  surprising  softness,  the  warmth  of  it  starkly  contrasting  his  usual  sharp  demeanor.  It  was  a  kiss  with  weight.  one  that  deepened  as  soon  as  it  began.  a  kiss  that  poured  all  the  unspoken  words  law  couldnt  bring  himself  to  say  aloud  at  times.   pierced  lips  twitched  —  just  barely  —  but  he  schooled  his  expression  back  into  its  usual  stoicism.    ㅤㅤ❝ there           ❞    ㅤㅤㅤ    Law  said,  his  voice  low  and  steady.

      ㅤ     ㅤㅤㅤ    ㅤㅤ—ㅤㅤ❝  One  kiss  for  the  road.  Now  stop  whining.         ❞    ㅤㅤㅤ  

[rodrawss]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

[mudboowl]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

[kenm4vhs]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] "GOOD LORD!" [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] "WAAAAH WAAAAH" [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] "WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-" [EXPLOSION] "MY LEG... MY LEG..."

[that-dumb-dinosaur]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] "GOOD LORD!" [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] "WAAAAH WAAAAH" [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] "WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-" [EXPLOSION] "MY LEG... MY LEG..."

[hischiershoe]

BOOM [CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAHHH! [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] ‘WEEWOO WEEWOO’ [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG..

[ixorahh]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

the original photos btw if u care

[sknyuz]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

[caitvoodoo]

she's so- [CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

[syadoodles]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

(i’m so sorry to my followers and moots who have to witness my descent into insanity)

[lettucing]

CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

[baeshijima]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

[inertiabug]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’