#[how rich are u....do u not have 2 be rich to smoke in ur country....]

[cattles-bians]

'our exes are dating' damie AU part 2

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em: jamies like, sitting w her head in her hands wearing big stompy boots and flannel going god dani our exes are dating. we’re Stereotypes (danis like well. i will hold my tongue about the outfit but technically their exes are also dating)

obsetress: "what about my outfit?" "nothing baby, you look very cute”

obsetress: ok but dani and jamie finding out rebecca and vi are dating and jamie's immediately calling owen like "mate."

em: i am so thinking of making the bly manor au version of The Chart from the l word

em: owens like who haven’t u dated at this point n jamies like oi (quietly) u know i get nervous around girls

em: owen we can’t ALL be Married to hannah grose

obsetress: jamie can't stand vi most of the time like you said but she definitely had a drunken one night stand with perdita

obsetress: they were both young and lonely and had something to prove

obsetress: ok but imagine vi and rebecca are having some holiday party at their fancy ass apartment and dani and jamie are showing up and perdita is there and viola's like "dani, you remember my sister. jamie, this is–– jamie? perdi? are you okay?”

obsetress: perdita pulling vi aside later and hissing "that's her! that... jamie, that's her" "who?" "that... that girl i told you about, vi, the one who––" "the one who insisted on buying you breakfast but then never called you back?" “yes"

em: jamie......

obsetress: she wants to be so nice and so soft but then…

obsetress: also they stayed over at perdi's and she was sober enough the next morning to realize what a trust fund baby flat looks like

em: jamie viola acquaintances to enemies to. nope still enemies

jamie: dunno what the fuss was about. not like i stole anything

dani: sorry what

dani: why would you even think... did you?

jamie: what? don’t be ridiculous.

jamie: i cut that shit out years ago

obsetress: in vi and rebecca's lavishly furnished guest bedroom later that night…

dani, whispering: we could, you know

jamie, half asleep next to her: wot

dani: steal something. they wouldn't miss it

jamie: dani, we can't just––

dani: that print over there is nice though, isn't it?

dani: would look nicer at ours

em: the most illegal thing dani has done is smoke a joint so she’s READY

obsetress: she is ITCHING obsetress: anyway they absolutely take it and the next time vi and rebecca come to theirs for "a quaint, country weekend" viola doesn't even notice, but rebecca squints at it for a minute

em: sjhfjsh,afasf

obsetress: be gay, do crime -dani clayton, probably

obsetress: new crack headcanon: dani always trying to rope jamie into doing benign little gay crimes with her

obsetress: smoking a joint, stealing vi and rebecca's print, stealing owen's veggies

em: jamies like babe u know i’ve. been to prison right. i don’t really want to- and danis like no i only mean SMALL crimes

em: Funny Crimes

em: jamies like oh well actually i love fucking with viola i’m in

obsetress: the only thing that could convince jamie

obsetress: jamie's like "what if we replace viola's green tea with that silly detox green tea" and dani is just like

obsetress: "i see you trying and i love you so much for that"

em: i am wheezing at ‘what if we gave viola laxatives’

dani: she has a delicate constitution she’d know Immediately

jamie: (eating some suspiciously old leftovers) rich people are fucked

em: jamie: i’m gonna rearrange her books

obsetress: dani visibly cringes

obsetress: ”don't tell me that's gonna bother you too" "i–– nO"

em: full on greenhouse scene pphht. no?!

obsetress: flashback to: dani and viola rearranging her library for fun on a rainy day

em: jamie: i’m gonna buy cleanskin wine and put expensive labels on it

dani: now THATS funny

obsetress: full on jamie taylor bootlegging operation

[later edit: cleanskin wine is an Australian/New Zealand term for cheap unlabelled wine.]

obsetress: jamie: look, dani, you went from bootlicker to bootlegger

dani: hey!

em: relabelling garbage wine for fun and profit

em: viola does that wine sniffing thing and she’s like mm. do i detect some notes of willow. a lovely cultivar and damie are trying. so hard not to lose it

obsetress: rebecca side eying the two of them

obsetress: what is friendship if not just exes fucking with each other

em: so true bestie

obsetress: omg final thought before i ptfo on the book rearranging

obsetress: when they were together dani def suggested to vi that she organize her shelves by color and viola just stared at her in horror

obsetress: ”i know americans are illiterate dani, but really?" "and i know the british are notorious snobs, but seriously?"

obsetress: (it is not as toxic as it sounds. they're mostly just snarking at each other and end up kissing against a bookcase like half a minute later)

obsetress: and just. imagine how happy viola is when rebecca moves in with her massive collection of russian poetry volumes and automatically just starts slotting them in in alphabetical order by author's last name

obsetress: vs. at dani and jamie's where jamie just leaves books where she leaves them and lets dani take care of the rest

em: at mike don’t worry we will meaningfully flesh out ur side characters

audacity: anyway I'm slipping away from work for 1 minute to say leftist jamie and liberal vi still lives in my head rent fucking free thanks to y'all because it's literally—

audacity: i am kindly asking it to stay In My Head

em: ‘liberal vs leftist ding ding ding round one fight’ has been RUNNING around my head

em: viola saying landlords provide a valuable service wrt housing and resources and dani has to HOLD jamie back

audacity: vi: capitalism is an important aspect of our society since it provides much-needed inspiration for the working class—

obsetress: five times jamie and viola got into a fight at their standing damvibecca biweekly dinner and one time they didn’t

---[bonus:]---

em: i wanna believe jamie and viola realise they both have an incredibly niche interest in common, and jamie HATES this (violas like oh ho ho i have charmed this jamie taylor, she absolutely has not) but i can’t figure out what the fuck the interest would be

em: maybe maybe some intersection of storytelling and folklore and ghost stories but i cannot figure it out

obsetress: jamie hates it but suddenly she’s been talking to viola about rural hauntings in northern england and viola’s been talking to her about rural hauntings in southern england and two hours have gone by

em: dani: it’s nice to see you guys get along :)

jamie: ……… >:/

[miaxeu]

      though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, MIA STOEGER is actually a descendent of DIONYSUS. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-ONE year old MYTHOLOGICAL STUDIES MAJOR from LOS ANGELES, USA has taken after HER godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite CHARISMATIC & DUPLICITOUS. 

( y’all dont deserve this real messy intro but im workin w half a bwain cell at 4am so i beg thee 4 mercy. nywyy im the excited new girl who’s hella pumped to meet all ur charas : katya ! feel free to hop in my ims to plot or drop a like and i’ll hop in urs ! x  )

POWERS

natural acting abilities — her ma’s a hollywoo agent so she started actin real early & now shes a big shot actress. there r more deetz on her career below !

chlorokinesis — it wasnt as natural as acting n she only started working on it when she turned 13 n started going to camps. b4 she just noticed shes good w plants but it wasnt super crazy or nything. its p good now tho ! shes prioritizing vine binding and manipulation 4 the self defense bc awards r cool n all but they dont rlly protecc from monsters ykwim 

levitation — shes trying her best ur honor

alcokinesis  — she cant conjure it or anything, she’s just immune to it ffff

BIO POINTS — cw: drug use ( full biography here )

her mom raised her by herself bc dionysus the party god was out of the picture immediately. she never told mia she’s a demigod & it was always just “ wow ur so talented ” or “ aww u got a green thumb ! ” but when she saw him claim 13 y/o mia by placing a weird hologram over her head while she slept, she knew she had to spill da beanz & tell her kid

ofc mia thought her mom was jus playing sum weird acting exercise w her bc her powers r so lowkey she could highkey just be a Mortal but insert sad whistle, the realizashun & the claiming meant heightened monster threat !! so yea ,,, one ended up chasing her a couple days later rip 

aside from the trauma, mia was ok. mostly bc she ended up cryin for dionysus like any child would n lo & behold he came & helped !!! as he should. nywy she made sure to go to summer camps every year after that but mostly just for protection purposes

she lowkey rlly hates this whole god business esp now that shes grown lmfao deadass thinks she got a bad deal bc life threats arent sexy !!! went to eonia eventually bc its Too Much Man. she just wants to go back to work and her life w the mortals w/o worryin for her life. would deadass fade her father if she could. may or may not be majoring in greek mythology to figure out the logistics of it all out of spite, who knows !

PERSONALITY

not ! a Drama Queen  —  dont get me wrong, shes hella Extra in the way she moves n acts sorta like shes always bein captured on film. is quick-witted & playful & can be a huge tease/flirt if she feels like it, but miss her w Real Feelings ! totally not sentimental. srsly she will try to rationalize away everything and is just,.,., not good w it. so soz folks, we just keepin it breezy here

ugh, she’s an Actress — aka she can act like she cares tho ! shes very much into keeping ppl on her good side. shes friendly n palatable to everyone bc its how shes been trained & while it doesnt seem fake, its def diff when its genuine

The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known —  lemme circle back to the first one, ok so shes good w emotions but only in theory. does intense character work with her roles so she thinks that counts as her having eq when rlly shes just emotionally stunted, projecting n repressing like an idiot

blonde, skinny, rich, & a lil bit of a Bitch — shes only a bitch inwardly or to ppl she trusts enuff to let in on the gossip. if anyone full on opposes her or becomes real emotional, then this lil diva will rear its superiority complex head n snap a lil. will most probably do it v underhandedly n w a smile but it will be Brutal

girls just wanna have FUN ! — shes the child of da party god, so ofc she a true party girl. officially off the rails when she parties. inhibitions ? we dk her. can be insensitive in that case bc smtms its truly no strings attached, tis all abt the fun. likes company a lot & it doesnt even have 2 be loud or particularly abt her, she just likes having people around n the escapism of it all. will make friends with everyone n make sure they have a jolly fun time guaranteed at dionysus parties 

Work Hard, Play Hard — real responsible when it comes to work and commitments and if she trusts/likes u enough, she’ll give it 2 u straight, no bs. def thinks Calling Out is an act of love but maybe does it a lil too harshly smtms. v much into efficiency, sentiments be damned. not the feely words type. will sit next to u or party w u or even pay 4 ur therapist if u need sum1 to talk to. she will Be There while u work thru it, so long as u dont expect her to change n be all emotional n stuff

if she seems a lil contradictory thats bc she kinda is. tis the good ol nurture vs nature. her ma’s a real no nonsense chick n her pops is a frat guy drama geek greek god whos rlly into cottagecore so u get this lil blonde bitch whos sorta teetering on the edges

OTHER INFO  — cw: drug use ( full headcanons here )

re her career, she achieved pegot status when she was 18 aka she truly b dat bitch. shes not super mainstream famous tho, more like indie sweetheart, film snobs/critics fave typa gal. if ya want a trajectory she started w baby commercials then a sitcom from 4-10 ( think modern fam’s lily ) then it was off to the big screen & the stage ! 

mia has a lil bit of a drug habit. its not abusive or dependent, but it is a staple whenever shes parties bc alcohol is useless 2 her. started a lil young too bc hollywoo. primarily uppers/hallucinogens. she smokes weed a lil more liberally but the rest is mostly just an on occasion thing ( which, ngl, is a still a lil problematic when u party a lot rip )

after she got claimed, mia ended up going to demigod camps in a lot of diff places n countries, depending on where production would take her. there was never an established place, more like wherever was nearest when they wrapped up shooting bc monsters afoot n wutnot  

she was always homeschooled but she still managed to go to a prom and homecoming bc party is life. that makes eonia uni p much her first chance at having a normal educational environment & experience and even then its anything but. still tho this is her moment !!! im lit rally begging her to get a personality that isnt her internally rolling her eyes going “ its not that deep ”

might put up a bio/stats page if im feelin sxc but i wud jus like the records to show that mia stoeger is a bi sxc babe bc me ? write a het ? no grassy ass.

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS — cw: drug use ( full connections here )

omg danny devito i love ur work ! 

,,, p self explanatory sdkjfs sum1 who loves her work ! it can be lowkey/highkey fangirl to a civil admiration

OR alternatively, y/m can Not Be a fan of her work. they might think the storyline of the projects she takes on r too out of touch n highbrow yada yada yada, but yes, we love to see either of it ! 

summer camp sweetheart !  

someone she met when at camp when they were teens ? doesnt matter in what country/city, but mia was only visiting so it was truly a one summer romance typa thing. bc she was younger, im thinkin 13-17 or w/e she was probably sweeter n a lot more emotional then. was it either’s first puppy love ? first kiss ? first “ relationship ? ” idk, do yk ? truly, so many possibilities. nothin set in stone just hmu bub 

summer camp pals ! 

p much the same as above but make it Platonic

party buddies !

or druggie pals. either way works but she wud luv it if theyre both xoxo

friends w benefits !

most probably ( but not limited to ) sum1 she met at a party skdjhsjk is it exclusive ? is any1 starting to develop feelings ? im down 4 nthing n evrything

alexa play true friend by hannah montana !

give mia her college bestie ! her confidant who knows her feels and can call each other out viciously with no ounce of resentment. we stan the friendships !

omg i love ur skirt !

that is the ugliest effing skirt i've ever seen. lmao basically sum1 mia pretends to like or acts civil w but rlly ,,,, Cannot Stand for w/e rzn   

im p much braindead rn but those are just sum ideas !!! ofc the usual staples like the pals, enemies, wutnots are also v welcome we love to see it. if u also have a wc that u think mia would fit in, id luv to know more ! there are also a couple more detailed ones here, but pls feel free to shoot me a msg n we can get 2 plotting x 

( * wipes brow * how did i type so much n say so little rip. mia is also a completely new muse so pls b patient n if i fuq up from time to time, pretend u do not see >.< nywy thnx 4 readin, sweets ! feel free to hmu here or at discord if ya wanna <3333 )

FULL INFO  ||  EONIA TASKS 

[adricno]

this gif just exudes fuck boy energy

anywho ! hi im mini from the 6ix ! and this is 1/2 of my demons . [ since everyone tends to call me a demon IM OWNING IT TO MY OWN KDFJGHDFKJ ] im super excited to be back and playing both my kids, but here you’re gonna learn a little about Adriano who is 1/2 of the D’Alessio family around here !  click here  to learn about Alanna who is played by the beauty that is Dani !

new york’s very own Adriano D’alessio was spotted on broadway street in black Fendi sneakers . your resemblance to lorenzo zurzolo is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty second birthday bash . while living in nyc , you’ve been labeled as being picky , but also attentive . i guess being a virgo explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be a pack of cigarettes, sunglasses covering bloodshot eyes, and late night drives  . 

Basic Information

Full Name: adriano marco d’alessio

Nickname(s): addy, adri, dri

Age: 22

Height: 6′2 ft

Date of Birth:  september 13th 1997

Zodiac sign: virgo

Hogwarts house: slytherin

Ethnicity: italian

Nationality: italian-americian

Gender: cis male

Pronouns: he/him

Orientation: heterosexual

Religion: agnostic-catholic

Language(s) Spoken: italian + portuguese + french + german + english + spanish

BACKSTORY  TW * drugs + alcohol + illegalities

Adriano is the first born from his parents, alanna coming in second - they’re only a year a part so people tend to think they’re twins - but , adriano is firm on stating he’s the much older one , and definitely more mature from the two . 

Adri was actually born in Italy, and moved to New York before he could even remember, but often going back to Italy for family functions and just for fun. 

The D’Alessio’s are a very powerful , influential family . their last name means something once it’s spoken , in italy and even iin the united states . it’s not just Adri’s parents that made it big , but every part of the D’Alessio’s have a mark in the world someway or another , so , YEAH . they’re a pretty big deal .

going on !  adri was given A LOT of responsibilities which ... he did not want to do . he grew up being the golden boy with a face that can fool just about anyone . looks and personality MAGNETIC . the name , the genes , it all came with who he is .

his dad an ambassador / rep for italy in the USA , his mom this LOVING model that worked her looks into a model agency as big as IMG . 

while taking every language class to discuss business , adri was pretty much forced to join in on his mom’s business . he hated it , he honestly HATES being a part of this lifestyle . he wants to be rich but on his own accord , if you know what i mean . 

but he does it , bc he knows his name and everything comes with a price . doesn’t mean he doesn’t tend to REBEL . which he does quite often , sneaking out of family functions , smoking one up , doing some blow . 

growing up he was a typical rich boy with a pretty face, getting around . he doesn’t get along with either of his parents but if he had to choose , it’d be his mom . he believes his dad’s just controlling her . after what happened to Alanna , Adri definitely doesn’t trust his dad.

Adri’s super overprotective of Alanna, after everything that went down with his dad , alanna , and the italian mob . adri is cautious about everything.

he’s still an idiot tho.

SECRET

          * no one is supposed to know this, but im gonna explain it here. if u                want any connections based off this . LET ME KNOW . :)

Adriano always loved cars , when he was 5 he got into a maserati and crashed it into a tree bc he didn’t know how to drive but ever since then he’s had a fascination with them. got his license early, knows how to fix , pull them a part . ANYTHING to do with it, tends to be everyone’s mechanic . always making the best cars around aesthetically , and internally. 

he got into street racing , which is illegal by EVERY means possible . he worked up the ranks , it being the place where he had to prove himself rather than just going by name . so he made it up there where he’s pretty respectable . 

Adri works with bringing illegal imports for car parts into the USA . [ think like fast and furious life ok DKJFHDKFBH ] 

 AND , like father like son -- he uses these dealings to bring in large amounts of coke / weed / other drugs into the country . so he works with cartels , on the side DKJFGHKDJGH

not only does he do THAT but he also organizes and runs in these races - they give him a certain high -- a kind of adrenaline where death is at ur fingertips . it’s a gamble he likes to take . 

PERSONALITY + CURRENT SITUATION

he’s a big idiot, in a sense that a lot of things just go over his head . he’s very business savvy , as in he likes to think things thoroughly , which may just be the virgo in him. he’s the guy you want to take to a casino.

usually the life of the party - funny enough , he does DJ on the side . adri finds it works out in his favour to make things that would get a crowd worked up. that’s just a hobby of his , but he’s pretty much just living like a socialite , modelling for whatever his mom puts him in - and even if he hates it the most , he goes a lot with his dad to learn the ins and outs of being a future ambassador , but adri rlly does it to benefit his side business. 

he’s a good person on the inside, he just maybe never shows it . on the outside he seems humble and the nicest , but he loves to play games , mess around with people . a bit sadistic . i actually hate him JDFGHKDFJGHDFKSGHJDSF 

highkey prefers to being alone than in a crowd of people , believes he’s a lot better than most bc he’s smarter , but he’s not , he’s an idiot KJDGHKJFDGH

he’s gotten away with literally everything so he believes he’s invincible . he’s gottena arrested before but it’s nothing he couldn’t get out of and whenever the media finds out , he’s able to twist it around where he looks innocent in it . or he just pushes it off like it’s no big deal . 

ironically , super chill . never one to look for a fight , instead he likes solutions .

He does go to school ! but he takes classes online to avoid people , so not many people really know he goes to school and is currently earning his masters. 

the only person he wants to prove himself to is himself, and adri has such high standards that he’s always trying to reach for the best KJDHFGKDJFHG

I THINK THTS IT FOR NOW ??

I LIKE BRAINSTORMING WITH PPL FOR PLOTS/CONNECTIONS , SO LIKE THIS AND I WILL HIT YOU UP <3

BESIDES THAT IT’S REALLY ALL THE REGULAR TYPE OF CONNECTIONS

[deshoneste]

✦ ┊ @e--nomine ┊ 

                “There’s just one small...concern I must raise with you, Mr. Chrishunds...” Business matters momentarily suspended, if only for the briefest of whiles--that phantom of something familiar and yet somehow still miraculous that clings to his newest outfit of company like a shapeless lover has been bothering him for quite some time.

                “Do you smoke?” Lilium’s thin brows rise, eyes cool as they hold onto the similar darkness of the other man’s gaze. “You smell rather strongly of tobacco, you know. I’m not particularly familiar with the policies on cigarettes and their consumption wherever you might be from; but in the kingdom of Dowa, they’re a luxury that can usually only be paid for out of the pockets of the well-to-do. I’ll venture to guess, then, that you’ll understand my curiosity.”

[1112lw]

Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so 

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s 

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears 

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so 

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so 

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb 

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so 

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget 

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked 

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so 

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep 

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically 

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if 

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY 

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old 

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so 

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no 

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal 

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee 

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school 

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official​ @ace-landofthesun​ @dorkalisious​ and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

[yunsangelic]

captaindboss’ Hottest NHL Players Survey Responses

I’m demonkonecny bc it’s halloween!!! Happy Halloween!!! Anyway I’m finally posting the results of my hottest players per team survey, (it’s closed now so u can’t take it anymore, sorry) which included ur fav ugly hots like jack eichel and connor mcdavid. Y’all had some colorful write-in responses for me, I included my favorites! Anyway, as not to clog dashes I put it under a read more. If you have questions about how I compiled this data or how I organized it, feel free to ask! Also some of y’all didn’t put an answer for like half the teams???? who raised you.

Montreal Canadians

Carey Price (55.02%--126 of 229 votes)

Jonathan Drouin (23.58%--54 of 229 votes)

Shea Weber (13.10%--30 of 229 votes)

Other* (8.30%--19 of 229 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“PK Subban...oh wait...Lars Eller... Oh wait...Drouin...oh wait...Alex Galchenyuk...oh wait shit fine Shea Weber”

“Everyone who has escaped”

“their ‘attitude problem’“

Boston Bruins

Brandon Carlo (30.26%--69(lol) of 228 votes)

Patrice Bergeron (Cause y’all would kill me if I didn’t put him) (29.82%--68 of 228 votes)

David Pastrnak (yum i lov carb) (25.88%--59 of 228 votes)

Other* (14.04%--32 of 228 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

[About Carlo] “He’s  a baby but also like has an ageless vampire quality which appeals to my ovaries, long conditioned by teen vampire novels”

“Brad Marchand's tongue (only the tongue)” [this ain’t it chief]

“I love my alien father tuukka rask” [r u ok]

Bonus, cause I’m weak:

“no one THINKS pasta is hot COME ON i hate us” [it’s okay, he is VERY hot, that’s why I put him lmao]

“Zdeno chara babey” [R U OK]

Bl*ckh*wks

Girl as if (44.80%--99 of 221 votes) 

Jonathan Toews (22.62%--50 of 221 votes)

If you put pk*ne here i’ll come to your house and murder you*^/other (17.65%--39 of 221 votes)

hahahahaHAHAHA (14.93%--33 of 221 votes)

*= tie between Nick Schmaltz and John Hayden.

^= 3 people want me to come to their houses and murder them, unfortunately it’s still illegal to do so, therefore I will not be doing that.

Write-ins

“toews player portrait makes him look like a human condom”

“i live in chicago and am willing to take 1 for the team and take out k*ne” 

“Bitch you funny but also Alex Debrincat”

New York Rangers

Brady Skjei (46.32%--107 of 231 votes)

Henrik Lundqvist duh (31.17%--72 of 231 votes)

Brett Howden is the right answer despite not being on the roster yet^ (11.69% (lol)--27 of 231 votes)

Other* (10.82%--25 of 231 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

^= funny enough, like 2 days after I made this Brett made the final cut lmao.

Write-ins

“Chris Kreider (have you seen the golf pic???) [LMFAO yeah I have (it’s probably too NSFW if ur in public fyi if u wanna google it)]

“i'm horny for like half the gd rangers roster!!!!” [lol girl I know, y’all actually have a few cuties I was a lil shocked]

“this is a hot team too bad they suck”

Toronto Maple Leafs

Y’all are demons okay Nikita Zaitsev is a fuckin gem idk why I was surprised about this but I was lmao.

Other* (39.37%--87 of 221 votes) [just know that I hate u all :/]

William Nylander (25.79%--57 of 221 votes)

Nazem Kadri (24.89%--55 of 221 votes)

Nikita Zaitsev (9.95%--22 of 221 votes)

*= Freddie Andersen. 

Write-ins

“william nylander isn't a leaf, firstable, and second it's motch murner” [sjdhkdlsjdj everything about this]

“i'm putting rich clune even tho he's on the marlies. SOMETIMES HE COMES UP. he could benchpress ever leaf on the roster.” [ur valid, when u sent this I was like “FUCK they’re right.”]

“None they look like 25 year olds who smoke crack in the parking lot” [this is low-key mean but I still laughed, cause yeah, white dudes. But I’m not condoning drug abuse or jokes about drug abuse, as this person had no intention of doing, I’m sure. Just wanted to put that because I know some people might be concerned.]

Bonus, again, weak:

"Jxhn Txvxrxs” [jhkhfoij why did u censor his name sis??]

“nobody’s attractive on the leafs” [this isn’t true but I’m petty and it’s funny.]

Detroit Red Wings

I was so fucking offended by some of the dylan larkin SLANDER up in these write-ins, y’all can come to my house and fight me thx.

Dylan Larkin (48.23%--109 of 226 votes)

Henrik Zetterberg (im crying) (31.42%--71(CRYING) of 226 votes)

Other* (11.95%--27 of 226 votes)

Andreas Athanasiou (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)

*= 12 votes for “No one/Not Dylan Larkin” (yall r annoying lmfao), 10 votes for Filip Zadina (he’s a CHILD how dare u)

Write-Ins

“Luke glen denting is hot look at his arms and he’s not too old for ME” [girl when I tell u this shit killed me, I mean I SQUAWKED a laugh out and sent it to the fps gc, I was DEAD] 

“I don't know what any of the red wings look like and it's probably better that way” [????????????????]

“ion know anyone on the wings except zadina and he scored a gwg against the bruins yesterday so my answer for this one is none 😤😤” [(this was in reference to a pre-season game) lmao sis yall are okay. it was yalls babies against our roster players, I would have offed myself had the outcome been any different lmao]

Bonus

“Does anyone actually play for the red wings” [no]

“filip "thot" zadina” [don’t....]

Los Angeles Kings

The only right answer is Alec Martinez (41.56%--96 of 231 votes)

Adrian Kempe (38.10%--88 of 231 votes)

Anze Kopitar (12.12%--28 of 231 votes)

Other* (8.23%--19 of 231 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“jeff carter would snort a line of coke with gritty” [uhhhhh WHAT]

“uhh wayne gretzky...” [jvfluhddsf sis...]

“I couldn't name anyone on this team if you PAID ME” [fjldfdhfh god I wish that were me, sorry annie u know I joke....]

Philadelphia Flyers

Claude Giroux (44.78%--103 of 230 votes)

Travis Konecny (HAHAHAHAHA that’s my ugly hot gremlin) (24.78%--57 of 230 votes

Other* (22.17%--51 of 230 votes

Wayne Simmonds (8.26%--19 of 230 votes)

*= Nolan Patrick is apparently who y’all think is the 3rd hottest flyer, even tho he Looks Like That rn lmao. fuckin’ lettuce head.

Write-ins

“Gritty's googly eyes are the windows to the soul”

“andrea helfrich” [ur right]

“tk, because country boy i LOVE you 😛”

Bonus

“hey don't make threats abt gritty like that” [I put “if you put gritty i’ll block you”]

“My hellspawn son [Gritty,] is beautiful can’t believe Voracek and G had a son tho” [HDKUHEDKJFHD BITCH]

Pittsburgh Penguins :(

Kris Letang (55.17%--128 of 232 votes)

Other* (19.40%--45 of 232 votes)

Not Sidney Crosby [this is the option for Sidney Crosby] (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)

Tristan Jarry (8.62%--20 of 232 votes

*= different variations of “none” won but only by one vote, the person right behind was Jamie Oleksiak.

Write-ins

“the penguins roster came into my home and killed my entire family, but jamie oleksiak is 6'7" 255 lbs of A Man” [NDKFHSJRFDRBSKRFH valid]

“no penguin has ever been hot. As soon as they put on the jersey the hotness evaporates. Tragic.” [wow look at all that truth right there]

“as a heterosexual i chose letang, and as a flyers fan i choose the penguin mascot” [lmao girl letang is not the answer either]

St. Louis Blues

Colton Parayko (67.11%--151 of 225 votes)

Alex Pietrangelo (17.33%--39 of 225 votes)

Other* (8%--18 of 225 votes)

Ryan O’Reilly (7.56%--17 of 225 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“this [’other’] box shouldn’t exist there are no valid arguments against the angel colton parayko” [tru, but the blues have other hotties so I made the box to be fair to those of us who don’t like Big Blonde Sexies]

“uh valid i guess? idk any of the blues lmao” [LMAOOO I think they meant Vladdy, but “valid” cracked me up]

“ROR can lay me down” [ur so valid lmao]

Buffalo Sabres

Jeff Skinner (60.18%--136 of 226 votes)

Rasmus Ristolainen (17.26%--39 of 226 votes)

Other* (14.16%--32 of 226 votes)

Jack Eichel (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)

*= Inconclusive results. [Y’all big mad that I put Skinner on here. HE’S HOT!]

Write-ins

“Idk but not these lmao” [*instert that gif of the kardashians like “DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE”*]

“Why is Jeff Skinner an option he looks 12″ [who else tho sis. I looked at the roster!]

“If anyone says eichel i will come to their house and steal their toothbrushes. Its conor sheary.” [I took my own survey and picked Eichs but I still have my toothbrush so I guess......... I’m right.]

Bonus:

“Rasmus Ristolainen kinda looks like a creepy half-alive Ken doll, but I'll stand by my choice. Hire an exorcist.” [JDFKHRFWEH GIRL]

“They lost their only cute player when O’Reilly got traded sorry” [boom. roasted]

Vancouver Canucks

Brock Boeser (67.56%--152 of 225 votes)

Other* (13.78%--31 of 225 votes)

Jake Virtanen (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)

Ben Hutton (6.22%--14 of 225 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“[about Jake Virtanen] all that ass...........” [sjdkfhdkfhdkhfi yeah]

“the city of vancouver” [?????????????????????]

“I keep forgetting that the canucks actually exist” [I’m reasonably sure this is annie lmfao]

Bonus

“I don’t know how any of this team looks either” [idk if I follow Nucks blogs or what but how do u not know Boeser???]

“i don't care enough about this team to even attempt to answer” [this is my brain @ me on the last 5 questions of an exam]

New York Islanders

Mat Barzal (67.69%--155 of 229 votes)

Tito Beauvillier (14.85%--34 of 229 votes)

Jordan Eberle (10.48%--24 of 229 votes)

Other* (6.99%--16 of 229 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“you say put full names but then u go and say tito??” [LISTEN I was tired at this point and forgot that I was trying to be at least a little bit professional about my thirst survey alright? yeesh]

“Its Matt Martin my dude” [LMAO u funny]

“idk how anyone pays attention to mat when tito is always there looking better barzal looks like every attractive jock ive ever met and i dont trust that”

Calgary Flames

Noah Hanifin (37.95%--85 of 224 votes)

Elias Lindholm (32.59%--73 of 224 votes)

Matthew Tkachuk (20.54%--46 of 224 votes)

Other* (8.93%--20 of 224 votes)

*= Sean Monahan wins 4th hottest.

Write-ins

“[Hanifin] looks like the bad guy in a teen movie. the guy the Main Girl is dating in the beginning but is a real dick to her. you look at him and you KNOW he has a trust fund and votes republican. god he's so hot though” [hanny......... yeah.... yeah....]

“Why do I find Tkachuk attractive? I don't know but I love him” [me too]

“James 'The Real Deal' Neal” [lol I got this answer multiple times]

Washington Capitals

Tom Wilson (31.33%--73 of 233 votes)

Andre Burakovsky (29.18--68 of 233 votes)

Braden Holtby (24.03%--56 of 233 votes)

Other* (15.45%--36 of 233 votes)

*= Michal Kempny and Nicklas Backstrom tied for fourth hottest.

Write-ins

“literally no one, i s2g if i see anyone say ovi is attractive..... jfc god help them” [.... but ovi is dad-hot, also he got 3 votes]

“YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS! Everyone btw just a hot team of hot ugly men and Tom Wilson” [kskdjskdjksks]

“my sweaty swedish sweetheart; Nicklas Backstrom” [I’m too illiterate to read this right the first time thru lol]

Colorado Avalanche

Gabe Landeskog ( 55.95%--127 of 227 votes)

Other* (22.47%--51 of 227 votes)

Erik “Horsegirl” Johnson (14.1%--32 of 227 votes)

Mikko Rantanen (7.49%--17 of 227 votes)

*= Tyson Barrie won by more than double of all the other write-ins, but honorable mentions go to Nate MacK, Colin Wilson, Tyson Jost, Phillip Grubauer, and The Avs Tumblr People.

Write-ins - I (jokingly) got called bitch so much in these write-ins, y’all feel some type of WAY about this team lmfao.

“but also the tysons. i would buy a whole farm just so those boys could plow me into the ground.” [i’m SCREECHING. this killed me lol]

“only attractive b/c of his proximity to horses? maybe so.” [.... girl what]

Okay, so instead of a third quote, cause I couldn’t pick, I’m gonna put all the other funny EJ comments I was contemplating:

“ej is soooo ugly in the hottest way possible”

“erik "big horny" johnson”

“oh my god Ej was included for once I'm weeping tears of joy”

“What that mouth do EJ?”

New Jersey Devils

Miles Wood (36.12%--82 of 227 votes)

Taylor Hall (33.48%--76 of 227 votes)

Brian Boyle (19.82%--45 of 227 votes)

Other* (10.57%--24 of 227 votes)

*= Nico Hischier with the majority of the write-ins, even tho he’s still a CHILD (under 20).

Write-ins, aka Mostly Taylor Hall Commentary.

“Does Michael McLeod count” [YES girl i love that boy]

“Gucciiiiiii”

“DSL GUCCI”

“Nico Hischier (Taylor Hall I still love you)”

“i chose taylor and i don’t even need a gucci purse”

“If Taylor Hall gave me a Gucci purse I'd vote for him”

“catch me w/ a gucci purse, girl!!!! for real tho miles wood”

Dallas Stars

DISCLAIMER: I mean no disrespect to Katie, she’s fab and I made this survey a month or so ago. If you don’t know what I mean by this--do not ask me, I will delete the message. Thank you!

Tyler Seguin (46.96%--108 of 230 votes)

Katie Hoaldridge (im gay) (35.22%--81 of 230 votes)

Other* (13.91%--32 of 230 votes)

Stephen Johns (3.91%--9 of 230 votes)

*= Jamie Benn.

Write-ins

“tyler seguin has no upper lip” [I screamed, not exaggerating]

“You have to choose [Seguin] but I do so under duress”

“Im gay too” [hell yeah, this is a mlm and wlw friendly survey!]

Edmonton Oilers

Jujhar Khaira (28.57%--64 of 224 votes)

Other* (27.68%--62 of 224 votes)

Contract McMoney (he is hot) (25.89%--58 of 224 votes)

Darnell Nurse (17.86%--40 of 224 votes)

*= Leon Draisaitl won by more than 5 times anyone elses write-in lmao.

Write-ins ft. “The Draisaitl Quotes”

“McMoney’s money- just his money” [lmao ok sammie, HE’S HOT!]

“cannot mcwingames went off in the gq shoot i admit” [*annie voice* OHMYGOD]

“He’s [Khaira] like a romance novel cover like, f me” [tru]

Drai Quotes

“Drai but like lucic cause Momma needs a man that could kill me” [HDGFDHDGFHDH]

“leon dreisetl (is that his name, is this how you spell it?)”

“Leon Draisaitl and his contract that he doesn't deserve” [backhanded compliment lmao]

“the one w the longass name. dry saitl or whatever” [girl. lmfao]

Winnipeg Jets

Jets/laine fans are funny so I’m adding all the funniest ones instead of just 3 or 5. Sorryyyyyy I’m here to entertain.

Blake Wheeler (44.04%--96 of 218 votes)

Mathieu Perreault (but specifically in his newest headshot) (21.56%--47 of 218 votes)

Other* (19.27%--42 of 218 votes)

Connor Hellebuyck (15.14%--33 of 218 votes)

*= Patrik Laine, even tho I said NOT TO, demons.

Write-ins

“Their logo so I can fly away from this stupid team”

“Nobody but I just needed to point out Connor Hellebuyck looks like a stage magician and that is Not Hot” [i respectfully disagree with the last bit but the first parts made me snort]

“I don't know who windy pegg is”

“Boeing 747″ [sjdjsljlshgdu]

“they’re all second to jacob trouba’s dog Donnie”

“Patty Laine, but like, without the demon beard”

“Let me live my life! Laine has a good voice and i have a LANGUAGE KINK!”

“Laine WITH the beard because I don't fear death”

“Sorry, Laine but only with his beard” [I love the halfhearted apology]

“Goatboi”

“ALL HAIL THE GOAT DEVIL”

“laine come at me bitch lol” [denny’s parking lot. 3 am. be there.]

“laine looks like a goat”

“Laine’s Beard”

“LAINE I like the beard but hockey Satan is good to hellebuyck” [I really felt like I was tripping balls while reading all these but, ESPECIALLY this one lmfao]

Arizona Coyotes

Oliver Ekman-Larsson (30.32%--67 of 221 votes)

Jakob Chychrun (28.05%--62 of 221 votes)

Dylan Strome (26.24%--58 of 221 votes)

Other* (15.38%--34 of 221 votes)

*= Alex Galchenyuk, with the majority of the votes.

Write-ins

“pls date me Chych” [annie, that’s my BF!]

“ 🐼 there is no raccoon emoji >:(”

“[Chychrun] [a]lso has a vampire quality but like trust fund baby vampire who has no morals. I’m...into it??” 

Honorable mentions: The 2 people who put Biz lmaoooo I love yall.

Carolina Hurricanes

Andrei Svechnikov [he’s a baby but I didn’t know who elseeee] (38.29%--85 of 222 votes)

Haydn Fleury (35.59%--79 of 222 votes)

Other* (15.77%--35 of 222 votes)

Dougie Hamilton (10.36%--23 of 222 votes)

*= Sebastian Aho wins the write-in vote [he ain’t it!]

Write-ins

“Justin Faulk (I’m old so svechnikov is out)” [ugh ur right I didn’t make this more inclusive to people not my age, i’m (genuinely) sorry!!!]

“Formerly Eric ‘the hottest Staal' Staal” [only on the cane’s write-in would I have this happen...]

“[Jordan] staal terrifies me but that's hot” [true!]

San Jose Sharks

Erik Karlsson (70.04%--159 of 227 votes)

Martin Jones (17.62%-- 40 of 227 votes)

Other* (11.01%--25 of 227 votes)

Justin Braun (idk) (1.32%--3 of 227 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“Daddy shark (doo doo doo)” [just so yall know this is, of course, annie, as in anzekopistar, an actual demon, she’s talking about Erik Karlsson :)]

“Brent Burns, you know im right” [are you tho?]

“Okay sometimes I have needs I think Joe Thorton sans beard could fill” [this is why joe shaved. he felt this person in the universe wanting him to, so he did, wow thank u joe]

Ottawa Senators (lol)

Matt Duchene (33.63%--75 of 223 votes)

The entire team (cause they’re a dumpster fire) (30.94%-- 69 [it’s that tkachuk fuckboi energy] of 223 votes)

Other (there are none)* (22.87%--51 of 223 votes)

Spartacat (12.56%--28 of 223 votes)

*= Inconclusive results (because a lot of you took my “there are none” joke a little too seriously and just chose that, no write-in lmao)

Write-ins

“[about Duchene] he's traitorous but it's like that sometimes i guess” [sjdhdjfhkdhf girl it’s okay.]

“.... we're a team“ [i-]

“the senator on their jerseys is p cute ig”

Bonus:

“oh so spartacat is an option but not gritty huh” [LISTEN the flyers are a HOT team, the sens are NOT. that’s why lmao]

“Just based on headshots I’m going with Ben Sexton like also how do you go wrong with that name”

Tampa Bay Lightning

Brayden Point (55.25%--121 of 219 votes)

Other* (22.83%--50 of 219 votes)

Mitchell Stephens (11.87%--26 of 219 votes)

Steve Yzerman (10.05%--22 of 219 votes)

*= Inconclusive results. Although there were a lot of responses none of them added up significantly sooo....

 Write-ins

“am i the only one who thinks stevie y was a bit of a twink when he was younger?” [jdhslihdalskdjefh]

“Worst team in the league i hate them and theyre all hideous” [u sure bout that, bud?]

“Stamkos (I love his tiny eyes)” [????]

Florida Panthers

 Aaron Ekblad (71.75%--160 of 223 votes)

Aleksander Barkov [r yall ok???] (11.66%--26 of 223 votes)

Other* (10.31%--23 of 223 votes)

Vincent Trocheck (6.28%--14 of 223 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“who are the panthers” [sometimes a team is a dog captain, a(n extremely hot) 27-year-old lawyer, and not owen tippett because the panthers hate me specifically]

“Roberto Luongo during Parkland speech” [... valid]

“barkov is literally the only player i know on this team” [shey would be happy to teach u about the panthers!]

Anaheim Ducks

Adam Henrique (52.47%--117 of 223 votes)

No one else (29.6%--66 of 223 votes)

Other* (10.76%--24 of 223 votes)

John Gibson (7.17%--16 of 223 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins-Ducks fans don’t @ me but i’m pretty sure half of these were submitted by y’all anyways....

“if i look @ anyone on the ducks roster for more than 5 seconds i BLACK OUT” [KSHDGJDHSKH Adam tho....]

“Quack Quack go lay your eggs somewhere else you feathered FUCKS” [sjdjfhdjsksj]

“legal 2 say kesler?” [no. go to jail]

Bonus

“Henrique is fine I have no qualms about your selections” [thnk u]

“jared coreau!!! GOOGLE HIM i’m right” [I said this, and we’ve talked, but I need people to know that I, after seeing this, subsequently found out that the Wings didn’t sign coreau back this offszn lmao] 

Nashville Predators

Roman Josi (39.39%--91 of 231 votes)

PK Subban (37.66%--87 of 231 votes)

Kevin Fiala (13.42%--31 of 231 votes)

Other* (9.52%--22 of 231 votes)

*= Pekka Rinne for 4th hottest. [My mom loves him for his name lol. she says it’s “fun”]

Write-ins 

“pk wears cool hats. I like that in a man”

“I don't find any of them hot (Josi used too be hot and then I learned he was illiterate and now I feel nothing but pity towards him)” [GIRL]

“preds are also ugly. pk subban would be attractive if he werent a pred” [lmao. what’d they do to u ?]

Columbus Blue Jackets

Pierre-Luc Dubois (50.22%--113 of 225 votes)

Zach Werenski (20.44%--46 of 225 votes)

Josh Anderson (16.89%--38 of 225 votes)

Other* (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)

*= Alex Wennberg is 4th hottest [lmao]

Write-ins

“Can I put werenskie and Anthony Duclair” [valid]

“Just to be clear CBJ is by far the hottest team exemplified by the fact that you left Seth Jones and Alexander Wenneberg off this list when they're like top 20 in hotness. Also Nick Foligino wins if we include looks and personality.” [I didn’t include them cause this is a mix of hot and ugly hot fam, the avs are 100% the hottest team in the NHL, and that’s coming from me, a Wings fan, destined to hate the Avs for my entire life. Also???? The hotter Foligno is def Marcus lmao]

“[About Werenski] only with the scar though otherwise seth jones” [GIRL scars don’t disappear??? WDYM only with the scar??? Are you a time traveler??? lmfaooo]

Minnesota Wild

J.T. Brown (46.46%--105 of 226 votes)

Other* (21.68%--49 of 226 votes)

Eric Staal (20.80%--47 of 226 votes)

Jason Zucker (11.06%--25 of 226 votes)

*= Charlie Coyle. Honorable mentions to Zach Parise and Matt Dumba.

Write-ins

“Charlie Coyle man! V hot, could kill you, gently waves at babies, 10/10″ [exactly my type! wow]

“ Not JT[,] Lexi is the hottest[,] Eric Staal from a few years ago is also hot” [I added commas to your thing cause.... girl it took me a sec to understand what u were tryna say. But also ur right it’s Lexi.]

“love a #wokebae jt” [yaaas]

FINALLY this legit took me like 10+ hours of work cause I had to transcribe all the info cohesively and then go thru all the responses lmao.

Vegas Golden Knights

William Karlsson (40.52%--94 of 232 votes)

Marc-Andre Fleury (30.60%--71 of 232 votes)

Max Pacioretty (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)

Other* (12.07%--28 of 232 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“[Karlsson] because he looks like young Bill from Mamma Mia” [shfhdjdhf girl]

“fleury isn't hot you absolute monster” [???????? drink ur bitterness tea somewhere else pls]

“let's find out just how wild this boy is” [pftd dtduftdhjfgdjfghdjf]

Bonus/Honorable mentions:

The TWO people who put “colin miller’s eyelashes” lmfaoooo

Alrighty this is The End! If you’d like to see another survey by me let me know in my messages/ask!!! Also sorry for stealing de la Rose from u, habs fans

[juliivn-blog]

[ bill skarsgård, cismale, he/him, 29 ] BRAIN STEW by GREEN DAY? whenever i hear that song, it reminds me of JULIAN NILSSON. maybe because they’re SELF-RELIANT but also CAVALIER. they’ve been living at mulberry apartments since SEPTEMBER of 2018 in APARTMENT 203 and have 1 ROOMMATE. [ lainie, she/her, 21+, cst ]

hello bitches it me ( lainie ) back at it again !! this time bringing u the anti adrian and pls be wary bc there are a lot of sensitive topics down below ( tws for major drug use, drug addiction, death, grief, shitty parenting, neglect, abandonment?? kind of idk better safe than sorry ) also u can find a tl;dr at the bottom since it’s literally SO LONG

BACKGROUND

so bear with me bc his background info is kind of Long!! his mom and dad are from just outside of st louis, missouri. his mom came from a pretty wealthy family and she was just like tryna be ~rebellious in her young adult years by dating julian’s dad (who came from a super trashy family and had a Bad Boy Rep). when she was 19 and he was 22 she got pregnant ( with julian ) and her fam was like get rid of that baby or ur gone !! but they were “““madly in love””” and she was on her rebellious shit so they literally eloped to the city ( st louis ) and got an apartment together and had julian but never actually got married bc they were too cool ( read: irresponsible ) for that. ofc this ended up being rly miserable bc she was used to living the rich life and now her family had disowned her, and suddenly she was starting to realize this dude she had a kid with was kind of a deadbeat party boy with no interest in having a family, not to mention she started realizing like?? i don’t actually want a kid this is a lot of work?? so like julian’s childhood years were a lot of him having to learn to take care of himself and not having anyone to depend on most of the time. and that’s not to say they didn’t both care abt him on some level bc there were definitely times they paid attention to him and gave him a birthday party or two but for the most part he was on his own

his secret favorite memory is flying a kite with his dad when he was 4 but u would be more likely to win the lottery than get him talking abt that

fast forward 5 years and finally julian’s dad, now in his late 20s and getting antsy, peaces the fuck out to los angeles to live his best party boy life. baby julian is very upset bc even tho his dad doesnt pay a lot of attention to him he like idolizes him. julian’s mom is saltier than EVER about having to take care of a kid but she doesn’t wanna go to LA ( especially for this asshole she doesn’t even like anymore ) and her parents won’t have anything to do with her or her illegitimate child so the NEXT 5 years are a lot of moving around from shitty apartment to shitty apartment and job to job by themselves. his dad would now and then send weird postcards and letters and pictures and stuff from cali so he had like a vague idea of the fact that his dad was living his own life somewhere that looked super wild, and when he was 11 years old he sent a letter back asking if he could come live with him. his dad contacts his mom, there’s a bunch of fighting, but in the end julian did indeed get to go live with his dad in los angeles, mostly bc his mom just didn’t give a fuck anymore and was lowkey like…u know what fine take him i can have my life back

obviously his dad does not know how to be a dad !!! he kind of thought of julian as his little like…..sidekick like he just thought having this 11 year old kid around was hilarious. so julian went to LA and was living with his dad and his dad’s friends in a relatively nice apartment but like it’s always filled with people doing drugs and having sex and it’s just. not child friendly at all. so that’s how julian was introduced to weed at the ripe young age of 11!!! from there on out he was like a big time weed and cigarette smoker, was very early having sex and trying other drugs, and by the time he graduated high school he was already hardcore doing coke

so julian like kind of wanted to go to college bc some part of him did crave normalcy, but he was way too far up his own ass to get his shit together for that !! plus like….he didn’t rly have good role models. so his first year after high school instead of getting on a good path for his future he decided living his best life would include moving into an apartment with his cokehead best friend. it was around that time that julian met his first boyfriend. he was already totally aware he was bi, had slept with boys in high school, but this was the first time he rly fell in love with a guy. he was like……….head! over! heels! for this boy. julian met him at a club and he was like sort of soft and relatively innocent until they started dating and julian got him smoking weed and then snorting coke

this next part is very triggering so please read with caution !! when he was 23, julian tried heroin for the first time. for about 6 months it gradually got really bad, his life started spiraling, and his bf was like….becoming unable to deal with it, especially bc while julian was getting worse his bf was kind of trying to move in the opposite direction and get off the coke and get his life back together. there was a lot of fighting, but his bf kept not actually making the move to end things bc he loved julian and was just like hoping something would turn around. one night, however, in a moment of weakness, he let julian talk him into trying heroin with him. it was kind of an “i promise i’ll get clean if u try it with me this one time” thing. being in and out of consciousness and not really aware of what was going on, he didn’t notice that his bf was overdosing and he ended up dying simply bc the heroin was too much for his body and he stopped breathing. julian didn’t notice until the morning when he woke up, and obviously that was by far the most traumatic thing that’s ever happened to him and left some deep ass emotional scars

so following this, he actually did check himself into rehab. he was there for 3 months, got completely clean, but he only managed to stay that way for two weeks before he was first snorting heroin again and then back to shooting up and selling drugs

it was about 2 yrs later when he was 26 that he met his next bf while he was doing a deal at some seedy bar outside of town. they quickly fell into a completely unanticipated relationship–notably, julian’s first since his boyfriend’s death. in spite of that trauma and feeling guilty even as he did it, he started introducing this boyfriend to drugs. in his mind, it was kind of a thing where he fell in love really fast and really hard out of nowhere and he saw this sad little thing with no place to go and drugs are the only thing he’s ever known himself, so it was very natural to be like “here try this it helps” and also naively convincing himself he’d never let what happened before happen again

so 3 years later they’re living together and completely broke, living mostly off the money julian makes selling drugs and whatever else they can scrape up, when his bf decides he wants to do a road trip across the country. julian’s very impulsive, doesn’t really give a shit about anything in LA anyway, and to top it off has a hard time saying no to him. SO a road trip it is !! they make it all the way across the country before finally using up the last of their money and realizing they don’t have enough to get back

they stopped in north carolina for a while while julian saved up enough cash for them to at least get somewhere they liked better, which is how they wound up in baltimore !!

here their jeep completely broke down and julian sold it so that the money from that plus the money he made selling drugs they could put toward a deposit on an apartment

it’s in their heads to get back to la eventually, but baltimore is kind of their ~scene so julian’s in no hurry. he’s selling drugs again but they use a lot of what he’s supposed to sell so......they’re not going anywhere any time soon anyway ytseugukhej

PERSONALITY

so now that his lengthy as fuck background is over with………julian is an extremely EXTREMELY dry sarcastic person. the guilt over his bf has made him a hell of a lot worse, like his sense of humor is so so much darker than it was before that happened, but he’s honestly just a rly sarcastic person to begin with. he has some softness inside especially for people he rly cares abt, but you will not catch julian being sentimental or taking literally anything seriously unless you’ve managed to seriously worm your way into his heart

he’s not like a GRUMP tho at all he just….doesn’t take things seriously. he’s literally the embodiment of every bart simpson meme

“whatever my dude” is his aesthetic

he’s very careful about his drug dealing, he won’t go around talking about it or anything, he does it all under the radar as much as he can and especially having done it for so long now and having experienced a lot of traumatic crap, he’s pretty good at what he does and he won’t fuck with people he doesn’t trust

even when it’s warm it’s not totally unlikely to see him in long sleeves bc he has really bad track marks all over his arms from shooting up so much, especially in the early days when he was really bad at it

he absolutely will not talk about his past and if anything even close to it comes up in conversation he will skate right over that so qUICK ur head will spin

i think that’s IT FOR NOW if u made it this far i commend ur effort and attention span. im gna list some plots n stuff below ( beyond the song connections ) and hit me uP for some angst bc ya girl is here for the drama as usual

CONNECTION IDEAS

u can find song connections HERE

any and all drug related things !! people who buy from him ( especially weed, he’s a lot more lenient about to whom he sells weed as opposed to other stuff ), people he introduces to drugs, friends he actually does drugs with

he’s very dry and enigmatic but he’s also quite social so seriously give me friends for him. he’s high a LOT but not always and he likes being out doing stuff

definitely somebody or somebodies who don’t trust him and his drug addict bart simpson vibe please please give me people who don’t like him

along that same vein it takes a lot to get julian worked up and in fight mode bc he prefers to just let things roll off his shoulders but it would def be fun to have someone who gets him to that point

also somebody who?? maybe thinks they can “fix” him and genuinely does their best to try and persuade him to change his life and that it’s not too late to turn everything around ( this is basically the song connection medicine by daughter )

if ur muse is randomly from st louis missouri????? hit me up with a past connection from way back in julian’s childhood

also someone he went to high school with in LA if they’re from LA. this person would probably not be surprised at the way julian turned out ystefygdjhs

AND TL;DR BECAUSE THIS IS SO LONG

a drug addict and dealer who learned to take care of himself from an early age because of neglectful parents. got a boyfriend addicted to drugs and lost him to an overdose when he was in his early twenties, went to rehab, relapsed, met another bf years later with whom he decided to road trip across the country and got stuck in baltimore. dry, sarcastic, kind of a douche, epitome of every bart simpson meme, walking tragedy. 

[tahimik-blog]

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ohemGee.. this is totellie NOT tracyy.. lalalalala jp muahaha.. so yeaah.. hrmm juszz wanna tell yaah a pinch of todaaaiii.. issh maaaaiii fun dayyyy!!! woop woop!!! hrmmm.. why? damnit iono.. hahahaa jp ;] well, hrmm.. lemme see wut happend todaaaaii bitchesssss well.. yeaaaah....basically well todaaaiii isss.......... a fun dayyyyy!!!! okaii there yaaah go.. ;] I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need/ (and I) Don't care about presents/ Underneath the Christmas tree/ I don't need to hang my stocking/ There upon the fireplace/ Santa Claus won't make me happy/ With a toy on Christmas day/I just want you for my own/  More than you could ever know/ Make my wish come true/ All I want for Christmas is you.../  You baby/ x0x0 for yooh :: do not cut tha lerix cuszz issh purdyyyy!!! kaii cya later ;] muaah ;] hope to have more fun daaaays taah cumm!!! <3

2005-12-16 01:31:06 2005-12-16 06:31:06 open Private post 407536629 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:35:16 -04:00

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2005-12-11 21:18:14 2005-12-12 02:18:14 open Private post 404893145 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:34:59 -04:00

thingyees i want for Xmasz ;] aka :: tha wish list <333 a] new cellyee [done, from daddyee&&`mommyee ] b] d&&`b or coach purse [puh-weez? jp]  c] new digicam woop woop ;] d] new american eagle track jacket e] bear cuddler [this is for maii p.i., again, p.i. friends puahaha, i miss bear cuddler!!!] f] go to chinatown and jusz eat a bowl of BEEF WONTON!!! woop woop g] roadtrip to seattle, and meet maii sissie Dannii <3 h] anklet, a purdy one ;] i] a thousen` comments on maii mS before newyear j] a pink pen jusz because ;] K] tha aeropostale bear <3 l] that big Patrick Star stuffyee m] tha starbucks gift card ;] N] and to be with maii Chris on Xmasz...sigh... there you go puahaha... ;]

2005-12-10 23:39:59 2005-12-11 04:39:59 open Private post 404305659 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:34:44 -04:00

hi hi.. well 3-day weekend woop woop! friday... melissa asked me to go to cp cuszz we be havin` a snowball fight and we be makin` snowmen yanna-mean? i told chris and he`s lykk.. okaii ill go.. but i remember that imma drop-off maii dad AiiRPORT... =[.. to cali, then pi!!! woop woop.. but mann.. i wnna go too.. nahhh, not really <3... right hunnii? <3 so yeaah.. i went to tha airport.. then went to cp.. omg it was fun! hee hee.. then.. chris and i went to.. STARBUCKS! lol.. then... we read sum books there.. ;] is cool hee hee.. oh yeaah.. thenn.. waaah waaah before sleepin`.. kaii thasz it.. saturday.. OK so basically i went to maii hunnii`s place.. and had a snowball fight with our ni-san niko.. hee hee.. then chill.. then..     cha-ching! hee hee.. we went to towne center.. ALL HAPPii.. hrmm.. lol <3 [[im not done.. im fuckin` tired!!!]] imma jusz type it tomaroe byee!

2005-12-05 02:36:47 2005-12-05 07:36:47 open Private post 400580117 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:34:16 -04:00

>by chris: I scored a 67% on the "How Korean R U?" Quizie! What about you? 73% on the "How cool are you?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 27% on the "How Starbucks Are You?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 74% on the "Are you addicted to the computer?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 24% on the "Addicted To AIM??" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 15% on the "how myspace are you?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 33% on the "How Starbucks Are You?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 23% on the "How iPod Are You?" Quizie! What about you? >i scored="" a="">26% on the "How white are you??!" Quizie! What about you?> I scored a 42% on the "how chinese are you" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 46% on the "ObsesSion??? Harry Potter..." Quizie! What about you? I scored a 53% on the "How Japanese Are You?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 54% on the "hOw FiLiPiNo ArE yOu?" Quizie! What about you? by tracy : I scored a 35% on the "how chinese are you" Quizie! What about you? i scored="" a="">37% on the "How Vietnamese are you?" Quizie! What about you? >I scored a 100% on the "How cool are you?" Quizie! What about you? >I scored a 68% on the "How white are you??!" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 77% on the "Are you addicted to the computer?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 53% on the "How Japanese Are You?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 52% on the "Addicted To AIM??" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 75% on the "hOw FiLiPiNo ArE yOu?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 69% on the "how myspace are you?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 52% on the "How Korean R U?" Quizie! What about you?

2005-12-03 01:58:27 2005-12-03 06:58:27 open Private post 399267611 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:32:56 -04:00

CHRiiS AND TRACY ARE PROUD PARENTS OF A PiiGGY, A HEDGEHOG AND A NiiNJA FETUS! YAYY FERR US!

adopt your own virtual pet!

I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetusfrom Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

2005-12-03 01:03:16 2005-12-03 06:03:16 open Private post 399246177 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:32:26 -04:00

kenti new way xien** so gyeaah.. uhh... saturdaii.. hrmm lets see.. my lover and i woke up at the same effin` time.. how coolsz that? lol.. KOOL........................... =] then we talked by our CELLiiEEE! ;] ;] ;] then.. ate lunch.. then.. computurr.. o0ohh.. i downloaded songs ferr my gangsta`-pod!!! woot woot.. thasz a lotta songs.. i swear.. SWEAR!!! l0l hrmm.. while dloadin`.. im talkin to maii friends.. and of course maii lover.. =] well thasz about it.. hahaha.. oh chyeaah.. me and chris talked that night.. as always.. <3 sunday<3 hrmm.. woke up a lil early then maii lover.. lol then cleand maii room! while talkin to hunnii and TAKIN` PICXSZZIES! HAHAHA.. so funnii.. not. so yeaah.. ate lunch agiin and maii dad and i went to south hill mall jusz because.. and yeaah shop shop shop! not. then computurr.. tAlked to maii lover and friends. hrmm.. laughed a lot.. *wink chris.. solved a problem ;].. did maii laundry T_T.. and eat eat eat!!! purdayy much it! see ya next week! x0x0 oh yeaah.. maii dad we be goin back to cali,   THEN.. all of tha fams we be goin to tha pi.. ... ... ... yeaah, bye! PURDAYY_NENE we love you tito genie <3

2005-11-28 00:45:48 2005-11-28 05:45:48 open Private post 396048877 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:32:12 -04:00

chrisz survey!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:christopher [11/26/05]Birthday:jan.8 19xxBirthplace:seoul, koreaCurrent Location:lakewood with my babygirlEye Color:brownHair Color:not jet black with highlightsHeight:5`10``Right Handed or Left Handed:rightyYour Heritage:half korean, half whiteThe Shoes You Wore Today:nothing. Your Weakness:tracyYour Fears:losing tracyYour Perfect Pizza:whatever we orderGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:stay @ cp and stay with tracyYour Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lolThoughts First Waking Up:1]what time is it 2]i wonder if tracy`s upYour Best Physical Feature:smile as told by tracyYour Bedtime:11pmYour Most Missed Memory:my papaPepsi or Coke:cokeMacDonalds or Burger King:phÖ thaiSingle or Group Dates:singleLipton Ice Tea or Nestea:nesteaChocolate or Vanilla:neitherCappuccino or Coffee:capDo you Smoke:noDo you Swear:pssh..yeahDo you Sing:yeahDo you Shower Daily:uh huhHave you Been in Love:i am right nowDo you want to go to College:yupDo you want to get Married:definitelyDo you belive in yourself:most of the timeDo you get Motion Sickness:noo0o0o0o0o0!Do you think you are Attractive:not really [tracy:heck yeah hunnii!]Are you a Health Freak:noDo you get along with your Parents:pssh..noDo you like Thunderstorms:who does?Do you play an Instrument:im korean, of course i do.In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yesIn the past month have you Smoked:noIn the past month have you been on Drugs:nopeIn the past month have you gone on a Date:yesIn the past month have you gone to a Mall:aww..noIn the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:i dont like chocolate, they dont even come in boxes. wait, do they?In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yesIn the past month have you been on Stage:noooo.. stage frightIn the past month have you been Dumped:noIn the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no. but i wish i did with someone*wink wink [tracy:ur wrong hunnii, who can skinny dip without sum1?]In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no. im a good boy...not[tracy:yeppp..not!]Ever been Drunk:noEver been called a Tease:i hope not [tracy:pssh....]Ever been Beaten up:by my brother. ass [tracy:jusz say yes..gosh!]Ever Shoplifted:when i was a kid [tracy:cusz u dunno ur rich? gosh....]How do you want to Die:painlesslyWhat do you want to be when you Grow Up:iono [tracy:pssh...]What country would you most like to Visit:philippines with tracy [tracy: =(]In a Boy/Girl..Favourite Eye Color:brownFavourite Hair Color:not jet blackShort or Long Hair:longHeight:5`4``Weight:doesnt matter to meBest Clothing Style:ionoNumber of Drugs I have taken:noneNumber of CDs I own:iono.. u can countNumber of Piercings:0Number of Tattoos:0Number of things in my Past I Regret:1, making my sweetheart cry [tracy:awwww...] CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

2005-11-26 18:06:51 2005-11-26 23:06:51 open Private post 395128187 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:31:56 -04:00

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Take the quiz: "Which Mean Girls Character Are you? (girlz)" Regina George Your the hottest girl in school. 2005-11-26 15:21:21 2005-11-26 20:21:21 open Private post 395049887 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:31:41 -04:00

hihi.. hee hee.. w0w.. l0ng weekend ferr me huh? hee hee.. well let`s see, let`s see.. 0kaii, thursdaii.. hrmm.. i woke up earlier then maii l0ver chris! hahaha.. then.. we went t0 maii granniie`s h0use tah eat lunch yepp yepp, guys.. lunch.. cuszz issh thanksgivin`, duhhhr.. haha.. s0 yeaa.. then.. stayed here ferr lykk tha wh0le daii! freakiin` arrgh! then.. maii hunnii bunch decided t0 g0 here since he`s around maii `h0od.. then.. we partied!...n0t. we talked about funniie stuff.. haha.. yeaah.. im hypurr.. =] then i lent him maii track jackiit cusz his track jackiit was wet lykk hell.. im shweet lykk that <3 i ate chicken, 2 times! lol so yeaah.. then.. he left.. *s0b buh yeaah.. issh co0l th0u.. <3 then.. well stayed hurr.. g0sh.. [sike] then.. had a l0ng celly marath0n with maii hunnii.. issh c0ol 0b c0rsz.. =] -end FRYDAii <3 ii WOKE UP ii THiiNK EARLiiER THEN MAii LOVER.. WELL iiONO.. HRMM YEAAH.. THEN.. WE WENT TO TOWNEY.. ATE LUNCH!!! SPENT 140+ DOLLERS WOOT WOOT! [SiiKE] iiSH PROLLiiE TRUU ;] THEN YEAAH.. STAYED HURR.. THEN... MAii HUNNii CAME OVA AGiiN! HEE HEE~ WE ATE GRAPES CASHEWS AND DRANK COKE PLAYED TiiBiiDiiBiiDiiB SCORE WAS :: 13 TO 5 ii WON! THEN WE PLAYED YANKEE DOODLE! SCORE WAS :: 18 TO 3 HAHA! HUNNii U SUCK! JP! GOSH! LOVE YAH HUNNii <3 U MADE MAii DAii LYKK ALWAYS <3 AWWW.. SHWEET ii NOE, ii NOE.. OHH YEAHH.. DON`T HATE BITCHES! WE NOE WE`RE LUCKiiE! SO YEAHH.. THEN.. HE LEFT.. *SOB.. THEN.. WELL STAYED HERE.. THEN.. TALKED TO MAii FRiiENDS BY AiiM AND COMMENTS JUSZ LYKK EVERY FRiiGiiN` DAY! LOL OH YEAAH.. THENN.. ATE STEAK AND GARLiiC BREAD.. YUMMiiE! THEN ATE BiiL GAW GHii AND BUTTERED DiiNNER BREAD.. YUMMiiE TOO! HEE HEE.. THEN.. THASZ PURDii MUCH iiT! OKAii.. iiL JUSZ ADD THA NEXT 2 DAYS PROLLiiE SUNDAii OKAii! BYE BYE! SO HYPURR! PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-26 01:46:03 2005-11-26 06:46:03 open Private post 394747549 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:31:11 -04:00 People see love in your eyes. You either love everyone around you ooor...somebody's in loooove, no? Seriously, though... You seem to have a lot of love in your heart right now. You're singing songs and picking flowers...or at least you feel like doing so. And we can't forget floating on air, right? Well, don't let anyone ruin that for you, and if things don't turn out...don't worry over it. There are worse things, and you know it. What can people see in your eyes?(great ANIME pics)((IMPROVED!!!)) brought to you by Quizilla You're a good person.  You know how to be nice without being OVERLY nice...You always try to think of others and their needs, but you know that it's impossible to please everyone and you are willing to accept people as they are. That's great! Are you a Nice Person??  (Girl anime pics) brought to you by Quizilla The bad girl. Who exactly ARE you? (AnImE PiCs) brought to you by Quizilla ~Fan~ The fan is your weapon! Heh, don't laugh, this is can be weapon and not a decoration as it usually is you know! Though it is rather a defensive weapon, when used carefully, you can disarm an opponent and therefore, use their weapon instead! It's pretty and light to carry, and a great disguise, fooling others that you have no intention to harm them, when you really do! What's Your Perfect Anime Weapon? brought to you by Quizilla You are the Sweet Cat. You are one of the friendliest Cats around! You love to make new friends and to meet new people.You are also Outgoing and a Joyful Cat. You Hate to be ignored by others but......you talk alot so they usually ignore you. What Anime Cat Are You? //.:With CUTE Anime Pics:.// brought to you by Quizilla Your eye color should be pink. You're the classic girlnextdoor, a sweet, loving, daddy's girl. You can be shy when meeting new people and absolutely adore cute and cuddly animals and toys. What Color Eyes Should You Have? ( With Anime Pictures ^-^ ) brought to you by Quizilla Love Interest What is your anime occupation? (pics) brought to you by Quizilla You, my friend, are a lazy sleeper!  As far as you are concerned, sleeping and lounging about are the most incredible things on earth.  You love just sitting back and watching everyone buzzing around with their busy lives.  Its not that youre stupid or dont care, on the contrary, you are quite intelligent when you want to be.  But why waste the effort? How do you Sleep? (Anime Pics) brought to you by Quizilla You are Usagi, from Sailor Moon. Which Popular Anime Girl are you? brought to you by Quizilla You belong on a lazy-day beach or anywhere where you can set up a relaxing bench or chair and watch the world go by. You don't want to make any changes, watching is enough to make you content. The blue of the sky and the light of day beat into your soul and you drift into the world and around without harming anything or making any ripples in the fabric of humanity. Enjoy your peace, few have it, though few would want it at the cost. Where do you belong?(ANIME IMAGES) brought to you by Quizilla Waaah! You're so LOVABLE! Everybody likes you, because you're a great person to have around and it's always happy about everything ^^. congrats! and...can I hug you?? plz! ^///^ Yet another personality test ^-^ (nice anime pics!) NEW outcome!! brought to you by Quizilla You have an intense kiss! You and your partner connect when you kiss and you forget about the rest of the world. Hey, call me!!! ^_~ What anime kiss are you? brought to you by Quizilla You are a summer. You are a time bomb of fun.  You just wait for your moment to burst and let your hyperness shine.  You are very energetic and people know that you are hard to get mad because you are having too much fun to really care.  You are a social butterfly and you love to talk and meet new people.  You keep you hyper ways up we need some in this world! ^_^ What Season Best Fits You? (anime pics) brought to you by Quizilla   Like oh my gosh. You got a guy who's cute and sweet. He's so sweet that he'ld take you out for dinner or at a cafe just to buy what you want:) Even if it's just a candy stick. Yup it's love. You got a great guy waiting for you somewhere. You just gotta look harder;) Who's Perfect For You??? (Cute Anime Pics) brought to you by Quizilla Ok you are a romantic anime girl and you love and care for a lot of people.There is no evil in you soul or your heart.Though sometimes people don't feel the same way as you do you keep on trying to change their mind.You love to help people out and you are always happy.Keep on trying to make the whole world smile because you know smiles are contagious ^_^.Oh and if it seems like there is nobody who could love you as much as you could love them it doesn't matter the thing is that the only thing that matters is that he cares and loves you and it doesn't matter how much well maybe it does but don't set you standards to high cuz then you'll find nobody If You Were An Anime Character What Would You Look Like?(Girls Only) brought to you by Quizilla Natural Beauty! You impress with your narural charme and your simple beauty. You only want to be the person you are and be accepted as that. Go you! What kind of beauty are you? .._..contains Anime pictures.._.. brought to you by Quizilla You are a Princess, accustomed to only the best. Elegant and poised, you believe in High Standards, and like your standards to be met. You are gracious and kind, to those you find deserving; but woe betide anyone who does not meet your standards, you would dismiss them with a casual wave of your hand. Not only do you set high standards for others, you set them for yourself also, and sometimes find yourself struggling to meet them. Most of your life you have gained what you wanted, probably an only or youngest child, you put you first. However, saying that, you are not entirely self-centred,it's simply you've learnt to put yourself first. When moved, you are capable of empathy and kindness, and would willingly do your best to help others; but your life so far has taught you, that you must come first. You are also well learned.

At your best, you are kind, gracious, noble and focused; at your worst you are selfish, dismissive and stubborn. If you don't agree with something, you would nod your head graciously, and refuse to be swayed.

You are special, and everyone should know that. Are you a Princess, Enchantress, Faerie, Mermaid or Toad?  (with pictures!) brought to you by Quizilla Your Japanese name should be

'Mitsuko'

which means "child of light".

You're a very optimistic person and spread out your happiness! You're a real social butterfly; you love to be around people and can't stand staying home alone too long. You're really a bright, shining light! Which Japanese name fits you best? [females, 9 results +  absolutely stunning ANIME pictures!] brought to you by Quizilla You enjoy the hell out of life. Be happy, that's your motto. Good for you, just keep on brightening the world, one friend at a time. *Your inside self.* -G irls Only-..::Anime Pics::.. brought to you by Quizilla Your a sweety!You care a lot how others are and always ready to help! What kind of candy are you? brought to you by Quizilla You look best in a dark blue kimono with blue flowers on it. You are happy and content with your life you don't need anything all that you what you all ready have. Your True Kimono brought to you by Quizilla He dated Barbie and G.I. Joe, but are you sure, because he might date himself next! What sexual orientation is Ken of Barbie fame? brought to you by Quizilla You're an alcoholic cheerleader. So your favorite pastime is hanging out with mindless sorority boys?? Don't be so superficial. Once you get past the apperance, it's all about someone's personality. Don't sell yourself short and meet some REAL men ~ What kind of messed up barbie are you?~ the ORIGINAL version brought to you by Quizilla You are Hollywood, California!You like for people to notice you and to be in the spot-light! What State/Country r u? (with Pics!) brought to you by Quizilla Water--You're calm and collected. Nothing phases you really, except when someone messes with someone you care about, then you jump in with an attitude that could scare their hair white. You're great to be around and pretty smart when you want to be, or you can be pretty dumb when you wanna.Your Song: "Do or Die" By Papa RoachYour Color: Dark Blue, a dark color with depth to it and can hold mysteriuos things.  What Element Fits You Best? (7 results)(animepics)(girls only) brought to you by Quizilla You are a light angel.  You are a very happy individual.  You show people the way to enlightenment.  Your enemies are angels of darkness and clouds. What type of elemental angel are you?  (anime pictures) brought to you by Quizilla Theres Nothing Hidden Behind Your Smile when you smile you mean ityou don't try to fake your feelings ylou let the world know very clearly if you pissed off, or feeling the slightlest bit sad. What's Hidden Behind Your Smile? brought to you by Quizilla

2005-11-20 17:57:52 2005-11-20 22:57:52 open Private post 391178525 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:30:18 -04:00

omg!!! this is so fetch!!!

2005-11-20 17:24:24 2005-11-20 22:24:24 open Private post 391159225 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:29:58 -04:00

hi hi.. hee hee.. im bored.. gossh.. my weekend is almost over so.. here i am.. once agiin.. writin` nonsense.. lol.. truu truu thou.. well yeaah.. my weekend wusz emotional.. well.. kinda.. buh yeaah.. =[ im okaii now.. i guess... it`s jusz that.. fuck.. never mind hehehe.. jusz ask me if yooh lykk.. lol.. okaii.. let`s start fridayy night.. hrmm.. so chris and i wer talkin` on aim.. and im lykk.. man im bored.. he`s lykk.. gyeaah me too.. then.. i asked him [randomly].. do you wnna go to tha movies.. hehehe.. and he`s lykk sure.. at first really wer jusz jokin` buh iono wut happend lol.. and then i asked my dad if i can go to tha movies.. and he's lykk.. wut time.. and im lykk.. right now.. and he's lykk.. dang.. and then lykk.. he said okaii.. and then i went to towne center on time.. chris arrived @ lykk.. an hour and a half later. sike.. hahaha.. well yeaah.. then lykk.. tha tickets are sold out.. dang! haha.. im not surprised.. haha.. buh yeaah.. wer lykk.. so wer dyoou wnna go..? iono.. okaii lets jusz walk.. so we walked. dang chillyy.. buh issh okaii.. and lykk.. while wer walkin` we takin` picxzzies! hahaha.. yeaah cool huh.. sike.. uhh.. gyeaag.. we went to.. uhh.. i forgot tha name buh issh a pet store sumn.. issh either petco or.. pet... yeaah.. i forgot.. lalala.. =] so.. yeaah... we went there and look for uhh.. chrisz pet i think.. iono.. lol.. then we went to riteaid.. cuszz he wansta buy a drink.. yeaah.. then.. we took picxszzies agiin.. lol.. hrmm.. then we left.. we went to target lol.. omg we love target now! lol.. jp.. and yeaah.. hrmm.. so we walked and took piczsiisz agiin.. then.. we went to tha loew`s and did nuffin.. lol.. then we went to barnes and well.. chilld and.. talkd i guess.. haha.. then.. we went to.. argh.. iono.. i forgot hahaha.. then.. yeaah.. i left. then yeaah.. end.. oh yeaah.. we talked [celly marathon].. okaii so saturday.. nuffin happnd.. hrmm.. jusz stayed home.. chris came ova.. we chiill`d.. yeaah thasz purdy much it.. then yeaah.. sunday.. boring day.. huhuhuhu.. okaii baii baii.. end.. lykk.. end!!! PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-20 16:18:40 2005-11-20 21:18:40 open Private post 391122638 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:29:42 -04:00 2005-11-20 02:35:49 2005-11-20 07:35:49 open Private post 390798148 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:29:26 -04:00 hi hee hee.. so cool huh.. wer so cute together!!! lykk goshness! 2005-11-19 16:56:54 2005-11-19 21:56:54 open Private post 390510266 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:23:23 -04:00

wow.. this is new.. i think i`m fallin` ferr animes agiin.. lol.. no! haha.. jp.. well.. look at my lover yuna..

isnt she purday? omg.. she is my fave.. lykk supah fave anime character.. hee hee.. i remember one time.. o0oh.. nvm hahaha! well.. yeaah.. i think imma be readin` sum mangas agiin.. well.. iono why... buh oh well.. at least im not gonna be sad and bored that much huh.. okaii thasz it.. buhbyee <3 PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-19 03:04:43 2005-11-19 08:04:43 open Private post 390186172 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:23:09 -04:00 animes are so cool! You are a Sexy Girlfriend! You love your boy, not only in youre also the type that is willing to give him a little something! Be careful though, you dont want to go too far on the first date! ^_~Quote: Love is everything it's cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. Erica Jong What Kind of GIRLFRIEND are YOU? (with pics) brought to you by Quizilla 2005-11-18 21:32:15 2005-11-19 02:32:15 open Private post 390028257 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:22:48 -04:00

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 54%

Kissing Skill Level - 61%

Cudding Skill Level - 80%

Sex Skill Level - 92%

Why They Love You You have a way with words.Why They Hate You You talk too much.This cool quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 2949961 Times.

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You scored as Prep/Jock/Cheerleader.

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

81%

Ghetto gangsta

38%

Geek

31%

Stoner

25%

Punk/Rebel

19%

Drama nerd

13%

Goth

6%

Loner

0%

What..s Your High School Stereotype? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Popular Bitch.

Popular Bitch

100%

Preppy Girl

81%

Nerdy Girl

50%

Hippy

38%

Athletic Tomboy

25%

Slut

19%

Loser

0%

Goth

0%

What type of girl are you?!! created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Hot. Haha!  u are so hotttttttttt!

Hot

87%

Prep

80%

Geek/Nerd

46%

Emo Kid

33%

"Ghetto"

33%

Punk

27%

Loner

13%

Jock

0%

Goth

0%

Stoner

0%

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2005-11-17 22:28:00 2005-11-18 03:28:00 open Private post 389497376 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:19:13 -04:00

Fucking Long Survey... Trust Me You'll Like It!~The Basics~Whats Your Real Name::christopher smith, oops. tracy ignacio Your Middle Name::secret! we're not that close Birthdate::june 22 Birthplace::pi Current Location::lakewood, wa Zodiac::cancurr Eye Color::brown Hair Color::not-jet black Heritage::filapina and part azn by injection lol jp Age::one`five Height::5`four Currently Living With::my dad and a fat lady who loves to fart loud xinfinitee What Time Is It::6:16pm ~School~What School Do You Attend::clover park high school Mascot::uhh.. warrior [chris told me] School Colors::green and yellow, so cool! soff`murr power! Grade::1oth Hottest Teacher::as-if.. Uglyist Teacher::as-if.. Favorite Subject::treble choir! and health && fitness! Least Favorite Subject::personal finance Hottest Guy/Girl In School::chris smith/ tracy ignacio Favorite Teacher::mr. ninnis [cusz of track] Least Favorite Teacher::ms. jensen [ i dont noe her buh i hate her cusz chris hates her] If You Could Have Any Teacher Fired, Who Would it Be::ms. wekell, bcuszz chris and i hates her more then tha world hates her.. College You Wanna Go To::i still dunno.. ~The Future~Do You Wanna Get Married::ob corsz.. At What Age Do You Hope To Get Married At?:hrmm.. iono.. How Many Kids::iono! gosh! What Type of Wedding would it be?:o0oh beach! Where would it be?:iono! What do you wanna be when you grow up?:a rich bitch! Where would you want to live?:anywhere in tacoma Where would the honeymoon be?:chrisz apartment, korea If you parents didnt like the person would you still marry them?:of course ~Favorties~Color::pink Food::azn foods Chocolate::i love chocolate. so basically i will eat a worldfull of chocolates and still dunno wutz tha best chocolate ever.. Drink::bubba tea! and frap! Magazine::teenvogue Chanel::63 Sent::adidas for women Perfume::i forgot tha name! *sob Colonge::endless love Website::myspace! Person::chris smith Time in your life::hold on imma think of sumn! Grade::1oth Number::sixx Screen Name::iissh sumwhurr here in muh xanga jusz look ferr it Pick Up Line::ahaha.. as if i got one.. Song (at the moment)::miss you [krn] Movie (at the moment)::well.. nuffin buh i really wnna watch hp4.. Song (of all time)::burn Movie (of all time)::so close Way of Communication::celly Item::tf? lappitappi Store::american eagle, aeropostale and pacsun Piece of Clothing::track jackets Shirt::roxy shirts Pants::capris Shoes::flipflops please Band::pcd Boy Band::i dont have any, sorrii Type of Music::rnb, slow jams, hiphop, rap, rock, techno, aznpop.. Day of the week::saturday Country::usa Language::hangul! haha.. issh cute! Car::chrisz rx7 SUV::my armada baby! Word::smashing! Place to Make out::his place Place to hang out::towne center! lol Street Name::PIMPTASTIC TRACY DAZZLE State::wa Fairy Tale::sleepin` beauty Love Story::my love story Love Quote::uh.. yeaaah.. Ice Cream Flavor::strawberry Model::me! Veggie::i dont eat veggie that much.. Fruit::strawberries! Swear Word::eff! Question::are yooh freakin` serious?! hahaha so funnie! ~Have You Evers~Fallen For Your Best Friend::yeaah.. i think.. not sure!!! Lied to your parents::yeaah.. Made out with some one::yeaah.. Sung at a karioke bar::yeaah.. Danced on top of the table::yeaah.. Drank Alcholol::yeaah.. Watched Languna Beach::yeaah.. Watched The Notebook::yeaah.. Loved someone::yeaah.. Black mailed someone::yeaah.. Skipped Class::nope Licked something::yeaah.. Gone AIM::yeaah.. Watched Porn::yeaah.. i did! Kissed Someone that was just a friend::yeaah.. Been Rejected::nope Been In Love::yeaah.. Cheated on someone::nope Been cheated on::nope Used::nope Used someone::nope Fallen for someone you just met::yeaah Done something you regret::yeaah.. Do You:Forgive easily::nope Forget easily::nope Trust easily::nope Love easily::prolly Color Your Hair::yeaah Shave::yeaah Drink Soda::yeaah Kiss on the 1st date::yeaah kiss random people::nope say "I love You" to much::prolly, iono.. say whats on your mind::yeaah, all tha time like to smell good::yeaah of course.. lykk who doesnt.. imma stab yooh! take a shower daily::yeaah want something/someone you can have::yeaah ~This Or That~Coke or Pepsi::pepsi McDonalds or Burger King::taco balls, oops.. bells KFC or Wendys::taco bell Subway or Quiznos::subway Cadillac or Mersadces::marcedess - correct spelling!!! hahaha.. VH1 or MTV::mtv Vanilla or Chocolate::chocolate The Oc or Laguna Beach::laguna beach Paper or Plastic::paper Computers or Phones::phones Jay-Z or Nas::jay-z Ja-Rule or 50 Cent::ja rule 50 Cent or The Game::5o cent Addidas or Nike::adidAs Baby Phat or Roxy::omg.. roxy! Rocawear or Element::element Rap or Rock::rock Jay-Z or Linkin Park::jay z Love or Lust::love Truth or Lies::truth! duhh.. Yankees or Red Soxs::iono! Red Soxs or White Soxs::iono! Abercrombie or Hollister::american eagle Carpet or Hardwood::carpet Walf or Run::run Sunset or Sunrise::sunset Cancun or Cabo::cabo!!!! Laugh or Cry::laugh Silver or Gold::silver White or Black::white School or Crack::school ~Friends~Best Friends::all my un niies! Funniest::lucy Loudiest::darrielle One you can trust most::yejin! one you went out with::pssh.. Preppiest::yejin Emo::frances Ghetto::iono! Punk::phoebe Model Type::can`t think Longest::iono Shortest::iono Hottest::iono ~In a Guy or Girl~Hair Color::black with brown highlights Eye Color::brown Height::5`ten Weight::he dont noe Age::16 Style of Clothing::preppy! hahaha Personality::so nice.so cool.so fetch.so true.so you! Best Physical Quality::eyes hee hee.. and tha guns i pinched earlier! Worst Quality::nuffin.. cusz he's perfect... oh yeaah eat breakfast please! All Most the end!!!What time is it now?:7pm How long did it take you to take the survey?:iono.. do tha math bitch.. Was it Worth it?:i guess.. The EndTake this survey | Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d

2005-11-17 22:00:36 2005-11-18 03:00:36 open Private post 389478502 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:18:51 -04:00

You've Got Guys Lined Up Around the Block

While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's... You get the most dates of any girl you know It's your whole five star package that attracts men - Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue.

Are You Attractive? Take This Quiz Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

You Are a Total Girlie GirlYou love looking good, and wooing men with your womanly ways. You're so feminine, men are in awe of you ... which is a very good thing.

How Girlie Are You?

o0o0ohh sexciiii!!!

Your Vibe is Super SexyYou feel 100% sexy at almost any moment And this inner sexiness really does boost your appeal You're confident, playful, and outgoing You know what you have to offer - and you're proud of it!

How Sexy Is Your Vibe?

o0o0ohh.. tha heck!

Men See You As PlayfulMen want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that!

How Do Men See You?

oohh.. chris look at this T_T

You are a Great GirlfriendWhen it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself You're the perfect blend of independent and caring You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too!

Are You a Good Girlfriend?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 37% PureYou're not one to kiss and tell... But word is, you kiss pretty well.

Kissing Purity Test

2005-11-17 19:36:47 2005-11-18 00:36:47 open Private post 389372164 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:18:37 -04:00

one.you.love with.somebody.else nuffin.you.can.do.about.it u.had.tha.chance u.turn.away gotta.take.it thou.it's.heartbreakin`

2005-11-15 19:53:36 2005-11-16 00:53:36 open Private post 388120657 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:18:20 -04:00

dang.. long weekend.. it suxx lykk BIG TIME! wut happend? nuffin! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! im so bored, lykk GYEAH... hrmm.. friday :: i jusz went to tha mall with unnie lucy <3 and David..<33 well.. issh fun lykk... haha, yeaah.. well.. wut did we do? hrmm.. lemme see.. okaii so first, i was late lykk.. cuszz lucy told me to be there lykk at 2:30pm i think and lykk.. im lykk okaii.. imma be there.. then.. lyk.. wutt happend is.. IONO! i wuszz late! 1 hour.. arrived there @ lykk 3:30 sumn.. sucka... hahahahaha.. well yeaah.. then, im lykk.. i told lucy if imma be late and lykk im still not there @ 3:20 ill give her an ice cream or whatever.. so yeah.. i gave her an ice cream, hee hee.. <3 so yeaah.. first i went to old navy to lykk.. fetch her.. and lykk.. yeah.. then called David to lykk.. check onhim.. if where is he @ tha mall.. and lykk.. he said.. he's sumwehurr.. i think he said he's eating.. or yeahh.. then im lykk.. OKAII/.. see you at AMERICAN EAGLE.. and he's lykk.. okaii.. so lucy and I went there.. to check on sum cute stuff.. and lykk.. yeaah.. im jammin btw.. i brought my ipod.. haha, cool cool.. then.. well wer checkin` on sum stuff and lykk.. i found this cute track JACKET.. woot woot.. i bought it.. lucy bought nuffin from aeo.. David came btw.. so yeaah.. we went outside.. and lykk.. lucy said we should go to uhh.... wet seal.. yeaah.. wet seal so we went there.. and lykk.. we went there.. buhh.. i wnna check those pink track JACKETS @ pac sun so i told her that imma go to PAC SUN.. and she's lykk.. okaii and im lykk.. cool.. hahahahhaa.. so yeaah.. then i brought david with me.. hee hee and lyk.. we went there. and omg.. i bought that jacket.. issh so cute! hahaha.. so yeaah.. so went to.. CLAIRE'S cusz we cant find lucy there.. (tried callin her, buhh.. no answer) so yeaah.. we found.. a cute stuffed patrick star! woot woot! nd omg CARE BEARS!   WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! hee hee.. so yeaah.. well.. we didnt bought nething.. cuszz.z. iono.. well.. okaii so we went to wet seal agiin and yeaah we found her.. and lykk.. David kept laffin on them shoes.. hahaha.. iono why.. buhh., they look funny thou,, hahaha.. so yeaaah.. we sat.. then.. lyyk... iono.. we jusz.. uhh.. waited for lucy *wink hahahaha.. so... yeaaah.. we went to.. baskin i think.. oh no wiat.. we went to aeropostale first.. oo0o0ohh.. GOD.. i saw this cute track jacket.. and omg.. i bought it! uh huh.. hahaha! so yeaaah.. lucy bought nuffin and David bought sumn earlier.. so... yeaah,, then.. we went to baskin robbins to buy lucy's ice cream and i bought a smoothie too! my fave.. lykk ultimate fave! strawberry citrus.. hee hee.. and lykk.. yeaah.. then we went sumwhur.. cuszz David wansta buy a buy 1 take 1 drink.. oo0o0hh.. so yeaah.. he gave me tha other one.. uhh.. i think i picked.. citrus sumn.. and he got tha strawberry sumn.. my fave too! so yeaah.. and then lykk.. yeaah.. lucy left... and i jusz waited ferr my dad.. to pick me up.. o0o0hh.. they went to tha mall btw.. hahaha.. and lykk.. they shopped ferr sumn.. pssh.. dont care.. o0o0hh i ferrgot.. chris went sumwhurr too, thasz why.. sorri bout that hunn.. saturday :: hrmm.. wut happend.. is.. iono.. well jusz stayed here i guess.. and lykk.. chris asked me if.. lykk.. imm go to his place.. buh i said i cant... wer both bored! puhaaaa.. sucka.. well.. jusz download sum songs ferr muh ipod.. woot woot. issh cool.. issh cool.. so yeaaah.. thasz about it.. o0o0hh.. yeaah.. did a long celly marathon.. with chris.. sunday :: no idea.. well.. imma do sum werkk.. so yeaaah.. i guess imma go now.. puhaaa! PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-13 17:36:55 2005-11-13 22:36:55 open Private post 386712514 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:18:05 -04:00

4:27 PM 11/4/05gosh.. bored.. got 2 hours left before muh flight to oakland.. so bored.. lykk gwoah.. pssh.. chris is not calling.. i called him lykk a while ago buh... dang.. oh well.. my dad is walking.. me dont care really.. hrmm.. i thought they got connection here.. buh dang.. no connections! lotsa lappietappie around buh.. dang.. no connections! puhaa.. so yeah.. so bored.. lykk.. omg yeah! cant think of nething to do.. i hope they got connection in oakland cusz omg.. imma be dead! or at least tha place is lykk around a starbucks thingy so yeah.. lalala.. so bored.. so bored... dang i repeated that lykk.. 20 times already.. puhaa.. jusz playien.. so yeah igtg.. imma read sumffin aite. byeeeee.. <312:55 PM 11/5/2005hihi.. well yeah so bored.. jusz chillin` hurr @ joseph's room.. dang.. lotsa awards!!! puhaa.. =]  so,, yeah.. hrmm.. i called chris lykk a while ago, buh i guess he's sleeping or whatever.. haha.. well, jusz called muh mom and lykk.. i told her i sent sum greens.. 100.. haha.. yeah im sweet lykk that.. hrmm.. she said she'll be goin to s.o.p. [tv show] later.. pssh.. jellie jellie.. haha... buh yeah.. hrmm.. im plannin to buy an i-pod mini.. o0ohh.. chris is callin! so hold up haha.. =]2:07 PM 11/5/2005so yeah.. so bored!!! lykk blah blah blah.. im lookin ferr a song that'll suit what im feelin right now puhaa.. <3 i miss chris lykk so much now.. lykk i still got a day and a half before i giit to see him aggin.. oops.. wrong.. lykk 2 days still huhuhu.. i miss u chris! lykk so much!!! lykk xbijiliion!!! huhuhu.. so yeah.. iono what to do.. my dad went sumwhere.. and iono where to go.. well im a lil bit hungry buh i can survive hahaha.. buh i want to go to tha mall lykk waaaa.. i wnna go to tha mall now... !!! cusz i wnna buy my i-pod haha.. so yeah.. im bored.. 8:59 PM 11/5/2005sigh.. i miss chris lykk so much now.. agiin.. well.. wut happend is.. we went to my lolo [granpa] teddy's house.. and lykk chill there for a bit.. then my celly died before we went to pump it up.. its lykk a cool  place for KIDS.. puhaa.. puhaa! for kids..! so yeah.. well i miss chris when i wusz there.. i cant go ne where.. my celly is dead.. so yeah.. jusz played puhaa! and lykk we're all filapinos there.. how cool is that? haha.. so yeah.. i saw this girl and her brother.. and omg i couldnt believe my eyes.. they are filapino and korean..! huaaat? haha.. yeah they are filapino and korean.. lykk gwhoa.. chris and i want to lyyk see this cross-breed for years.. puhaaa.. and muh tym came.. last night.. hahaa.. poor chris.. 12:05 PM 11/6/2005hi hi.. jusz woke up haha.. well yeah im hungry.. and lykk.. iono what to do.. they asked me if i want rice or palabok to eat for breakfast.. or .. lunch.. buh im lykk.. uhh.. palabok.. and they're lykk.. oh u dont want rice no more cusz yer a citizen now huh.. what tha heck is that.. puhaaaaaaaaa!puhaa.. so yeah.. so bored.. blah blah blah.. chris is church-ing right now.. i think he's playin tha piano.. puhaa.. thasz a good laugh on tuesday.. or later... puhaa! puhaa.. so yeah.. it's our first month anniversarayy and lykk.. last night.. we didnt sleep until 12mn.. hrmm.. yeah.. so.. we talked about random, buh cool stuff.. puhaa! issh so cool cusz we never talked lykk that.. for lykk.. ever! so yeah.. gtg.. 12:35 PM 11/6/2005hihi.. so yeah. i jusz ate.. palabok!!! woohoo.. and meat sumfn.. i think it's called pochero or cochero.. or whatever.. why do filapinos hafta name their viands hard.. haha.. buh wer kool lyk that hahaa.. so yeah.. i ate eggpie for dessert.. hrmm.. dont eat that thou buh.. oh well.. no rice. drink sprite. so yeah.. gtg... eat chocolate puhaa! 1:27 PM 11/6/2005so bored.. i think we be goin to tha mall later.. with auntie claire and auntie pam.. dang they're lykk a year older than me puhaa.. jp.. 3:00 PM 11/6/2005hi hi.. jusz got from tha restroom haha.. i took a bath sillii! so yeah.. imma call chris so hold up aite.. <34:03 PM 11/6/2005jus ate bibinka.. o0oh it's so cute.. issh so small haha! well yeah i guess u dunno wut a bibnka is.. iono howta make one so me cant tell you wut bibinka is made of..hungrayy.. jpjp.. jusz sitting here waiting for muh dad.. dang i think we'll be goin sumwhere @6pm.. i think we're eating sumwhere.. or wutever.. haha.. lalalalalalala.. im bored...5:26 PM 11/6/2005bored.. hee hee.. well be goin to tha dinner thingy now.. so yeah.. u noe wut, i jusz counted my money.. now... and omg.. issh $430!!! omg.. well yeah.. issh sapous ta be $550 buh i gave muh mom sum greens remember, lol, cusz issh her bdaii! woot woot.. =] so yeah.. im sweet lykk that.. well yeah tomaroe.. imma be goin home.. im plannin to buy an i-pod nano btw.. cusz yeah.. got lotsa money.. [basically cusz i went here..] lol.. aite gtg.. =]10:51 PM 11/6/2005hihi.. jusz got back from tha living room.. watched sumn while talking to muh chris hunnii.. hihi.. and omg u noe wut.. my uncle reggie gave me a hundred bucks.. hoohaa! w/c means i got lykk 500+ bucks now! woot woot.. yay.. hahaha.. so yeah.. imma go now.. cusz i need to go to bed cusz we be goin to tha hospital [for uncle gennie] then to tha airport tomaroe.. aite bye bye.. =]5:32 PM 11/7/2005hihi.. so yeah.. im now in tha plane.. dang gots nuaffin tah do so yeah.. jusz updating muh blog rara! so yeah.. playin a good, mushy song.. i bought chris and niko a stuffed beanie bear.. o0ohh i bought one too ferr myself.. yeah it's a pink bear, how cool is that, hee hee.. so yeah.. my mom called me earlier.. and she's lykk blah blah blah.. haha.. dang my mom is so cool.. hee hee.. aite laterz.. =]9:22 PM 11/7/2005well... jusz checked my myspace and yeah.. jusz wnna wrap this up.. =] aite buhbye <3

2005-11-08 00:24:00 2005-11-08 05:24:00 open Private post 383079028 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:17:51 -04:00

hi hi.. well im jusz bored. and still dont wnna do tha thing i hafta do.. haha i need to pack my bag cusz imma be goin to oakland tomaroe.. yepp yepp.. sigh* well yeah i miss chris lykk gwhoa.. well honestly.. jusz talk to him by our celly lykk 5 or 10 mins ago.. haha.. so0o0o.. hold up, imma play sumfn.. okaii so sum filapino song is playien.. o0oh, so mushy <3 jagiya........ sigh* so sleepy.. buh still hafta do tha packien.. suxx..... well hrmm.. wutsz new, wutsz new.. well.. yeah im a myspace whore now.. puhaa! im LiL MiSZ [myspace whore] puhaa! dang.. i wnna go sumwhurr.. buh time check :: 10.42pm puhaa! wut tha heck am i thinkien.. oh well, my dad is acting so ghetto now.. along with her "wifey".. pssh.. i dont really care, hoo haa.. <3 this s.o.n.g. is so mushy.. lykk, omg gyeah! <3 sigh* i miss chris.. huhuhu.. well i guess imma go now jusz wnna update muh xanga aite guys.. take care dont miss me that much aite=] love yah bunchieesz <3 x0x0 muaaah~ PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-04 01:48:17 2005-11-04 06:48:17 open Private post 380470905

[pomegranctes]

u could stop at 5 or 6 stores... or jus 1

vesper ophelia reeve !

this is vesper my mc’freakin BABY.......

hayley law fc whom is not a tragic ass shit full of teenage angst despite that bein my speciality bcos i lov torturing my chars xDD

was raised by two hippie, nirvana searching, lush loving moms who cherished and loved vesper after finding her abandoned in a stroller at stanley park </3

despite being adopted and left on a huge fricken island she really doesn’t feel any resentment towards her birth parents ? she jus p much feels indifferent like isn’t in any rush to meet them and is jus content with where she is rn so don’t count on any philo soul searching

so like i said her moms were hella hippie and vegan and socialist and true believers in becoming one with the world, saving it, etc like they were jus super passionate bout making everything a better place and after adopting vesper that need only intensified as they wanted the best for their lil girl<3

like her parents, she grew up super healthy and earth loving and all-in-all an advocate for peace on earth and all this

it was NAWT easy to make friends tho bcos she was always the weird girl who only ever had thrift shop clothes ( before it became a #trend and was jus a sign of how broke u were xDD ) and never wore makeup but being the toughie she is, she stuck through it without complaint

she still shops at the thrift store tho bcos capitalism

attempted to have a rebellious teen stage after watching thirteen and took up smoking, ate some meat, pierced her nose, and did all this stupid stuff to fit in with everybody else but knew it wasn’t her crowd so she gave that up pretty quick and chalked it up to a learning experience

after graduating, with a heavy heart she said good bye to her moms and took off her london to study environmental law and she says it’s to save the bees and all this and convinces herself that’s why but she’s got an ulterior motive which p much just to have a mc’blast in london but her whole “i am above insouciance, all for the greater good, etc” mindset makes her feel almost guilty about it

since being in london tho she’s seen some things, learned some things, is p much now realizing that wanting to have fun for herself without the whole vegan guilt catching up to her isn’t that bad??? she knows that u gotta put urself first huns Xx

has a bubbly and approachable exterior but lowkey inside she still gets self conches about being the weird girl and will have these bouts where she doubts every fricken friendship she’s ever had

loves trying new things all the time and even if that restaurant you ate at last week gave you the shits but the food was good she’ll take the risk of food poisoning just to have that experience

is hella quirky but not in a bella thorne licking gregg skulkin way more in a hippie who listens to the weirdest music and loves orange pulp

works as a radio host for imperial college where she talks philosophy, feminism, and plays indie rock trash

leeder matheus sousa !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU13Ql0HRJc

i was not memeing around when i said that i was gonna make a rudy cult leader muse after watching that vid

his name is leeder but prefers people calling him leeds bcos even he can see the disgustign pun

grew up in vegas to some major gambling parents who ran off to sin city for a good time but got caught up in the fancy lights and found that they jus couldn’t leave ? eventually got knocked up and had leeder and would you know it, he was named after a slot machine

his life fluctuated from dinners at upscale restaurants to panhandling outside a casino and p much grew up having to take care of himself all the time what with his parents gone all the fricken time wasting their money

he tried confronting them about it once but things got out of hand too quickly and he ran away from home for a week but his parents hardly noticed his absence the times that they were home and just figured he was in his room or at a friend’s

at 15 he knew he had no savings or anything, he figured as much with his parents, so ever since his first job he started saving up whatever money he could in some last ditch self preservation

at 17 now he runs away just to see what would happen and he isn’t that shocked when there’s no milk carton portraits and no breaking news stories about a missing kid in vegas but some small part of him still held out that hope and was resentful for it

that stunt hella shaped him and hardened him and ever since then, he grew up bitter and spiteful and is p much hella self preserved and will almost always do whatever is best for himself even if other peepz are collateral

so anyway at 22 he basically formed his own cult :P he would scout and pick up these lost runaways and tell them all about “finding themselves” and all this load of bs and got them to believe they were leaving behind their old messy lives in favour of a sort of paradise which was p much just them being high off their minds a good amount of the time and strumming some shit music around a bonfire while they slept in tents outside his own decked out bungalo

so yea he got this cult going and on the low was dealing w some hella drugs and trafficking p much anything and everything and then disater strikes, shit hits the fan, there’s people after him, the whole lot which drove him to leave the country and come to london, hence why he’s here now :P

he still got some connections so he used those and got back into the whole drug thing and is now jus trynna find some new recruits to join his cult ( plot idea mayhaps :P )

hudson kirk schrader !

nickname is schrader but feel free 2 call him hudson, he jus goes w the flow :P

honestly been watching too much fricken workaholics

he’s deadass 100% blake and so catch me copying and pasting his bio

a hella burnout who faked some bullshit illness he searched up on wikipedia and got a medical marijuana lisence for it. how he pulled it off exactly is still unknown, even to himself ( believe it or not, he was high when he did it )

grew up in rancho cucamonga his whole life and the only time he saw outside of it was the one roadtrip he took to los angeles but he surprisingly hated it and he says its bcos the city is too big but he knows it’s bcos some guy he met at the beach called his sandals ugly and people laughed

his parents divorced when he was like 9 so he’s got two younger half siblings but he only sees them like once a month. he doesn’t mind though, they’re all p close and there’s not some family vendetta or anything lolz his parents still get along and all that

despite being stuck there though, he made the most of his small city life and grew up with a positive outlook on everything like u really cannot catch him thinking the glass is half empty

lives for the weekends. only works as a telemarketer/salesperson and yea it’s a shit job with no time off and a poor salary but does he care ? as long as it’s enough to keep living, he’s content

diet p much consists of cheap beer and delivery pizza. ihop breakfasts when he’s feeling rich or p much jus craving pancakes at 3am

took a stripper class one time for the sicc experience but he tells everyone it was to look at half naked peepz

can and will shove an entire party platter of sliced salamis that fell on the floor into his mouth if it means he’ll make some money off of it, even if it’s only $5 bcos hey, that can at least cover his tab at the bowling alley

he's the guy at the party who makes a massive cheese and cracker sandwich called the eliminator

enjoys pitting people against each other but not in a shit ass annoying naslund way or a devil reincarnate lourdes way more in a “hey what’ll happen if i do this” knowing dam well what will happen but going for it anyways

strange personality makes him interesting and fun 2 hang with but also a lil bit misunderstood bcos he jus trynna b himself </3

is a good friend who’s willing to take risks and try new things and he’ll trick u into joining him for a night you’ll never forget mostly bcos of the tattoo and the scar and the croatian wife u now have

a weirdo w self confidence who can pick up on that rude thing u said about his mom but spends too long thinking of a slick comeback and by the time he figures it out the conversation has already taken four different turns

understands human psyche and knows that u lose a woman when u forget 2 cherish her but honestly he’s always there if u need a pal to lean on and he will do anything in his power 2 make sure ur okay

spends his off time people watching on top of his house. deadass has got lawn chairs, a cooler, and everything set up on there and even after breaking his collorbone when he fell off, he refuses to listen to the safety concerns of his neighbours and p much the general public

truly has no story for how he got to london, jus decided to pick up and leave one day and is p much living the same life he lived in america but different setting :P

[nisitime]

Random personal cause im bored

1. Name: Just call me Nisi <3

2. Birthplace: Portugal

3. Ancestry: nhé

4. Zodiac Sign: Gemini

5. Biggest fear: the dark

6. Strength/Weakness:im super patient / i cry easly

7. Worst habit:mumbling

8. Favorite holiday: hmmm...x.mas? idk i like free days in general

9. Ever been in a car crash:nop

10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: yes

11. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house: take my shoes off

12. Age at first kiss:14/15??? dont really remember CAUSE IT SUCKED

13. When did you fall in love for the first time: school

14. Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: PFFF longest friends ahaha

15. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting my sale site to work

16. What were you doing at midnight last night: working and talking with friends

17. When was the last time you laughed hard: right now

18. Who was the last person that told you they love you: my bf

19. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning: text bf

20. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with: hmmm walk in the park i think with my 1 bf

21. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen: never was but i loved my cusin’s wedding <3

22. Who did you see in concert first:my bf? idk

23. Who was your favorite teacher:UFF i have too many? but i like my actual museum teacher <3

24. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day:my bf

25. Who do you think about most: my bf (fuck)

26. Is your ideal occupation? drawing memes

27. Beer, wine, or liquor? liquor

28. Favourite restaurant? the restaurant dont my street its called Pana Cota

29. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? ALL OF THEM but maybe coffee

30. McDonlads or Burger King? Mac

31. Fantasy dinner guest(s)? Rock Lee and Nico (oh god)

32. Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? never

33. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done drunk? nothing

34. Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? Diana <3

35. How many pets do you have? none

36. What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery? i fucking credit card

37. When was the first time you smoked? never

38. Who last sent you a text? my bf

39. Who did you last send a text to? my bf

40. What 4 things would you take to a desert island? a boat, a map, food, those light guns for s.o.s

41. Name the 3 most important people in your life? my mom, my bf, my brother

42. Favorite song? dont have one but im super into Ken Ashcorp

43. Favorite movie? hmmm Spirited Away maybe? nostalgia is a fucked up thing

44. When did you last cuddle someone? yesterday

45. When did you last have sex? yesterday (making love tho)

46. If you woke up tomorrow with no fear, what would you do first? TURN OFF ALL LIGHTS

47. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute? not being ok anymore, i dont cause everything passes with time <3

48. If you could change one law of your country, what would it be? i dont know most of them :V

49. What relationships have ended? But you can’t let go? my ex friend that still fucks with my head

50. Where would you take a road trip? hmmm Porto

51. How do Mondays feel for you? nhé dont bother

52. If you could spend ten minutes with your ‘hero’ alive or dead what would you ask them? DUDE HOW CAN U BE SO AMAZING

53. Do your practice ‘self love’ or ‘self loathing’? buddy u ok also u cute and ull be fine <3 dont worry about your legs cause damn thighs

54. What’s your greatest achievement to date? being ok with myself

55. What scares you about your future? not finding a stable job, not getting a house or any money :c

56. Why does pizza come in a square box? cause square boxes are easier to make?

57. What would happen if you knew you could not fail? i would do everything

58. How does it feel to be photographed? if i allow its amazing if not its awkward and upsetting

59. If you could erase an event from your mind, which one would you choose? the ones i crawled for my ex like a dog

60. Do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’? no, im to stressfull and have too much anxiety

61. Do you stand for what you believe in or are you pleasing others? first one

62. If money were no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life? be happy on my own house and drawing for fun <3

63. What are you thankful for, this moment? being happy and appreciated

64. Do you have same sex fantasies? not really ?

65. If you have had sex in a public place, where? i didnt

66. Have you ever cried during/after sex? yes before and after

67. Who is the oldest person you’ve had sex with? my bf he is only 4 months older tho

68. Who is the youngest person you’ve had sex with? my 1 ex with 6 months difference

69. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner? none! but dominant is cool

70. How tall are you?  1.73M 

71. How much do you weigh?  60k  

72. What color is your hair naturally?   Dark brown

73. What size jeans do you wear?  40 and 42 (big legs and butts) 

74. What is your favorite color to wear?   to wear i like dark red or yellow but i love purple 

75. Do you have any piercings?    i wish

76. Do you have any tattoos?    no

77. Do you care how other people see you? alot   

78. Do you like sports?    i do

79. How do you feel about age differences in relationships?   if its not astonomic its ok

80. How do you feel about race differences in relationships?    i dont mind i love everyone <3

81. Do you believe in karma or fate?    i do

82. Do you keep a journal?    not anymore only when i was depressed

83. Describe the last dream you remember:   nazis bombing the place i was ...

84. Describe your favorite dream: i like those calm ones where im just chilling  

85. Where are some places you would like to visit?    japan and italy and france

86. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?    fucking gorillaz but they dont come to portugal for 15 years

87. What music do you listen to when you are happy?    all kinds of music tbh

88. What music do you listen to when you are mad?    all kinds? im never mad

89. Do you like to burn candles or incense?    nah, they make my nose weird

90. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?    hmm champagne?

91. What are your favorite alcoholic beverages?    i dont really drink so i think i dont have one

92. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars? What about marijuana? none im an angel

93. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there?    my bf cause he’s super happy for me to be me

94. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?    yes

95. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?  oh god no! only if single

96. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath? on both

97. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? i wish

98. Do you think your last ex still wants to be with you? nop

99. Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? yes

100. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people? everyone is ok <3 i love everyone

101. How often do you brush your teeth? everyday

102. How often do you shower?  When was the last time you had a shower?day yes day no, yesterday

103. How often do you shave your legs? when i have to

104. Political affiliation? nop

105. Opinion on abortion? if ur not in condions to have a kid then do it

106. Opinion on immigrants/ immigration reform? if u need do it, just be nice to ppl

107. Should prostitution be legalized?    sure?

108. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? i would ask

109. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? sometimes we do stuff we dont like to achive something good!

110. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? no more war pls

111. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? drawing and hugs

112. Would you break the law to save a loved one? yes

113. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? porto maybe!

114. Why are you the person you are? i dont fucking know!

115. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? yes

116. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? different conditions prolly

117. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? fart in public

118. Were you happy when you woke up today? i guess?

119. What’s a fact about the last person who text messaged you? he loves me?

120. Want someone back in your life? yes

121. What are you excited for? new upcoming anime conventions

122. Are you scared to fall in love? nop

123. When is your next road trip? this friday to monday

124. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? eat

125. Do you like to cuddle? yup loads

126. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours? nop

127. Plans for tomorrow? school and work

128. Do you care too much/not at all/just enough? too much unfortunatlly

129. How is life going for you right now? great yet stressfull

130. If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept? sure?

131. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? my bf

132. Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year? doing it for 2 years now

133. If you could have one super power what would it be? supa fast so i could finish the fucking essay

134. Background on your cell phone? yes scott pilgrim foto

135. What are you thinking about right this second? about responding this

136. Last book you read? How was it? harry potter the number 6 loved it

137. What is the last thing you bought? food

138. Do you live with your parents?  yes

139. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? not really

140. Have you ever met a celebrity? yes

141. What are you like when you’re drunk? i dont get drunk

142. What are you like when you’re high? i dont get high

143. Do you want children? yes

144. Do you want a church wedding? no

145. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1

146. Have you ever been scuba diving? no

147. Who was your first real crush? a stupid guy

148. What are you allergic to? spring in general

149. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? yes gonçalo,henrique,mariana

150. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? either is fine <3

151. How did you get your name? mom chose

152. Name one thing about your body you love? my cheeks and freckles

153. What is your biggest goal in life? getting money to live without help

154. Do you still have feelings for your ex? NOP HE WISHED

155. Do you think aliens are real? yes

156. What age did you start drinking? I DONT DRINK! its only on special ocasions

157. What do you think of President Obama? he cool and sweet

158. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? yes

159. Describe your dream girl/guy? girl-smaller than me or same high, short or medium size hair, dark brown hair (or ginger)and eye color, a lil curvy/chubby guy- talelr than me, big! like a bear! dark hair and eyes

160. Story of your first kiss?

he asked me if i kissed before and i lied saying yes we kissed LOL

161. Story of the first time you made out with someone? SAME THING

162. Story of the first time you had sex?

mutual concent with my bf at the time and we did it but as soon and i bled we stopped

163. When did you first have sex?

age 16? I THINK i dont remember dates!!!

164. First time you gave/ received oral sex?

same age

165. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?

no

167. Favorite fictional character (movie, book, tv show)?

rock lee still best babe

168. How many followers do you have on tumblr? What about twitter/ instagram?

175 tumblr and 200 and something on twitter i think

169. Are you friend with your parents on Facebook?

nop

170. First time you thought you were in love? When did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person?

11º grade

171. Do you talk to yourself?

all the time

172. How old will you be on your next birthday?

21

173. How did you meet the last person you kissed?

twitter and memes

174. Do you have any hickies? not right now

175. Turn ons? gentle touches

176. Turn offs?stupid  jokes in the middle

177. What qualities did you get from your mom? nose up is my moms, im caring and loving and defend my loved ones

178. What qualities did you get from your dad? didnt had the chance to know but..im tall?

179. How many siblings do you have? 1 brother

180. Have you ever taken anyone’s virginity? yes