#[phil]

[oldphanny]

you know what, I'll just walk

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: I mean like, it was a shot in the dark, I suppose.

Ironmouse: Well, you know, there's a bunch of pictures of naked men, so I don't want to say it was a total loss.

Phil: Not a total wasted journey for Mouse, it's alright.

Ironmouse: Not a total waste of time for me!

Foolish: HEY– hey, that's my boyfriend!

Ironmouse: Don't you like, date like everybody on this Island? Why do you care? 🤨

Foolish: No! No, I don't! No I don't! I don't know how I've gotten this reputation! No!

Ironmouse: IT'S JUST A PICTURE, stop being jealous! [She punches Foolish] I'm a human being with eyes, I can appreciate muscles. 🙄

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Foolish: I don't think there's actually anything.

Ironmouse: Nothing?

Foolish: Yeah.

Ironmouse: [Disappointed] Aw. :(

Foolish: I mean like, it was a shot in the dark, I suppose.

Ironmouse: Well, you know, there's a bunch of pictures of naked men–

Phil: PFTTT–

Foolish: That's not just any naked man, Mouse.

Ironmouse: –So I don't want to say it was a total loss.

[Phil and Foolish crack up]

Ironmouse: You know?

Phil: Not a total wasted journey for Mouse, it's alright.

Ironmouse: Not a total waste of time for me!

Phil: It's all good.

Foolish: HEY– hey, that's my boyfriend!

Phil: [Laughs]

Ironmouse: What?

Foolish: Oh wait– yeah Mouse, you probably don't know that.

Ironmouse: Don't you like, date like everybody on this Island? Why do you care?

Foolish: No! No, I don't! No I don't! I don't know how I've gotten this reputation! No!

Ironmouse: IT'S JUST A PICTURE, stop being jealous! [She punches Foolish]

Phil: [Leaning into his microphone] No yeah, you're totally right Mouse, he definitely dates everyone on this Island.

Ironmouse: Why are you jealous?

Foolish: What?

Ironmouse: Why are you jealous? It's just a picture.

Foolish: What- I wasn't jealous! I wasn't jealous!

Ironmouse: I'm a human being with eyes, I can appreciate muscles.

Foolish: Yeah! No- I wasn't jealous! I was just– you know, I was just happy to be like, "Hey, that's my boyfriend!" is that crazy?

Ironmouse: Besides, you– everybody tells me you're with a lot of people on the Island, why do you care?

Foolish: I AM NOT WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE! Ok?

Phil: [His cubito stares directly into the camera]

Ironmouse: [Doubtful] I dunno...

[catgirldjh]

she's not gonna run away girl

[danswideslit]

very subtle guys you really gotta read between the lines for this one

[redwinephannie]

alright i’ve had enough i now identify as homophobic, my pronouns are bus/sy, i believe in MSNA (making shame normalized again) and my ultimate goal is to put dan and phil back in the closet

[sandinmybed]

genuine question how the fuck did he fit on this bed? it looks like his feet will hit the bottom

[phanoutfitsblog]

Baggy Rigid Pink Tint Jeans in Antique Blue by Boohoo - £32 - LINK

[preciousbbyangel]

can’t spell down bad without dan

[kavat]

Can the British hop off our canons please

[caspers0up]

This is literally just Dan & Phil

no one can convince me otherwise

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

oh we are WINNING. pinning the feather flirt pole with a SINGULAR hock

[oldphanny]

Phil would do anything to get dan in those damn socks lol

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I'm not sure what I think about this cape on the Elytra, I kinda like it? [Snaps his fingers] You know what it kinda reminds me of? It kinda reminds me of Techno's cape.

[Thunder rumbles above him 🌩️]

Phil: Techno? [Laughs] I'm kidding. It's a sign! We're doing it–

[smudgesalad]

dan had a vision and oh boy do i see it

[danswideslit]

dun dun dun dun dun he was looking in the mirror, checking himself out, he saw a spider, crawling up his neckkk

[redwinephannie]

dan telling phil he looks angelic after phil curated one of the worst outfits of all time…okay…unbiased party clearly