#матушка

[afranse]

Когда власть в руках у бандитов,

Жить становится людям трудно вообще.

И страна, как большое корыто,

И не видно надежды на будущее.

День за днём раздаются выстрелы

Мракобесия и насилия.

Как звать эту страну бандитскую?

Это Матушка наша - Россия.

Время в ней бестолково как-то шло,

То сквозь ненависть, то сквозь страдания.

И для Евросоюза - батюшки,

Наша Матушка - в наказание.

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When the steering wheel is in the hands of the bandits,

Life becomes difficult for common people.

And the country looks like a leaky trough in trending.

And future of the country severely beaten.

Shots are fired across the country by criminal mates

Of obscurantism and violence.

What is the name of that criminal state?

Mother Russia with problems that firing.

Nothing goes for her without a hitch.

Hatred, suffering is such a dummy show.

European Union got sick from this bitch.

Mother Russia became a true punishment.

[melissa0731]

Матушка Родимая

Позабыли люди Матушку Родимую, что по дорогам вела, да от беды своих чад берегла. Плохо стало жить без любви Материнской: дорог не видно, от врагов не спастись. Что же делать, да на кого уповать?

Завопил от горя люд, да картины чужеродного бога в кострах сожгли. Раскаялись люди. Заметили, что боле они не Дети Божии, а рабами стали. В овечьи шкуры их одели, да блеять заставили.

И казалось, что не стало спасения, нет путей решения. Горе по Земле шло, зло во дома вошло.

Схватился люд за головушку, да возопил. По что оставил ты нас одних, о Мир! Текли слёзы ручьями по Земле, о помощи дети просили, руки в молитве к Матери они сложили.

Услышала Матушка зов, сердце встрепенулось. Детей собрала воедино, крылами могучими от боли укрыла, теплом Материнским своим напоила.

Очнулись люди от морока, скинули с себя рабства оковы, да на свет вышли, Матушку Любимую встречать, да по имени величать.

Мать Матерей бережёт своих детей, да меня Матушка сбереги, по путям и дорогам, прошу, веди.

Посвящается Учителю. Алёне Полынь.

[artbypontpilat]

Матушка Ветровоск персонаж книг Т. Прачтетта

[poorgay]

mock childe voice lines for the childe 8+ moms au

note: this au assumes that the abyss is where genshin women who "die" offscreen run off to after faking their death, your 🫵 fave can be in the nightmare polycule too: for the low, low price of dubious ethics. (thank you @/8147, my co-conspirator )

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About Family: Mothers

Tartaglia: Family is one of the most important things to me. It even comes before fighting! Though, some people tend to balk at the size of mine..

Traveler: *cough* thats what she said... *cough*

Paimon: How big is your family, in terms of food of course! Like three Sweet Madames?

Tartaglia: Haha, more like 15 Pile 'Em Ups.

Paimon: Even Paimon couldnt eat all that...

Tartaglia: Ignoring my siblings, I alone have 8?.. Wait, no I think its 10 moms?

Tartaglia: Ignoring my siblings, I alone have 8?.. Wait, no I think its 10 moms?

Paimon: 10! Are they trying to set a record or something?

Tartaglia: Yeah actually.

Traveler: Wow. Mothers Day shopping must be a nightmare

Tartaglia: Lets just say I'm lucky to have a harbingers salary...



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About the Tsaritsa: Family

Tartaglia: Her majesty The Tsaritsa! I could sing her praises all day! Shes the best! Hm? Wait, you want to know about my relation to the tsaritsa? Ah, lemme guess, this is about her calling me сын right? HEY WAIT, DO YOU THINK MY POSITION IN THE FATUI IS BASED OFF OF NEPOTISM?!

Paimon: Well.. Paimon wasn't gonna say anything...

Tartaglia: Do you want me to show you how I earned my position little comrade?

Paimon: P-Paimon says no thanks!

Traveler: Haven't you lost in every battle we've ever had? Isn't the 10th seat emp-

Tartaglia: Anyways, I have no clue why she calls me that. We aren't related as far as I know. It's just for some reason, scary women start...adopting me? It happens all the time; I've stopped questioning it. Though out of all of them, she tends to be the peace maker. I refuse to call her Мамулечка though, thats too informal for Her Majesty, I don't care what she says. Maybe Маменька or *snickers* Матушка *chuckles*

Paimon: Paimon doesn't get it...

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About Raiden Makoto: Family

Tartaglia: Makoto.... Makoto.... That name sounds familiar... Oh! You mean haha-ue? Shes the best! What I know about her?... Well... she tends to look outside the palace windows ... longingly? muttering something or other about "How she wishes Inazuma could know this type of peaceful eternity." She actually writes poetry about the subject pretty often, I guess she's bummed about the vision hunt decree?

Paimon: That sounds like someone we know- WAIT THE TSARITSA IS KEEPING BAAL HOSTAGE!!??

Tartaglia: 1) SHES WHO?! 2) rude 3) I offered to take her with me for a mission there and she refused. Saying something about "Having made her peace with it", "This is the only way" and "Ei would kill me if she knew i faked my death give it another 1000 years" Honestly, what is with old people and speaking in riddles...

Paimon: Paimon thinks you're not..never mind

Tartaglia: Other than that, she seems pretty content acting like the Tsaritsa's house wife, and, not to put them against eachother, but her omurice,,, man it puts Xiangling to shame.

Paimon: Huh... Paimon guesses even twins can be completely different.

Traveler: And children.

Tartaglia: Hm?

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About Guizhong: Family

Tartaglia: Niáng!! Shes the best! I didnt know her until recently, but MAN is it good to have someone to rag on Zh-....

Paimon: Paimon thought you were over that?

Tartaglia: ... Ehe, of course, a warrior never lets past misgivings ruin his judgement. Anyways Niángs always doing something, either improving weapons for us to use-

Paimon: GUIZHONGS HELPING THE FATUI??

-making music with haha-ue or tending to the "garden" master keeps. Its always hard to pin her down to one place. Remarkable how so much energy can fit into one tiny body and how she keeps her hanfu clean...

Paimon: reminds Paimon of someone

Traveler: Oh but he isn't tiny...

Tartaglia: I'm getting sick of you and your sass.

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About Skirk: Family

Tartaglia: Master Skirk.. she taught me everything I knew when I was at my lowest. Shes the best! She doesn't talk much but when she does I always keep my ears peeled. A warrior must always take any opportunity handed to him!

Paimon: Uh-huh

Traveler: ...

Tartaglia: HEY! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! It came in handy with Zh.. Anyways, She always seemed lonely back in the Abyss, I'm glad she has her partners back.

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About the Damselette: Family

Tartaglia: She... creeps me out... Even more when she asks me to call her Mami. I don't understand how the others get along with her so well.. maybe cause shes quiet? Even then... she can be a total chatterbox with Lwalida... Wierdly enough the two hate each other? I dont know, best not to question it.

Traveler: Ah, a universal classic, two people coming together for juicy gossip. Speaking of which, Childe did you hear

Paimon: Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't leave Paimon out! Paimon wants to know too!

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About the Knave: Family

Tartaglia: I don't trust her at ALL. I am NOT calling her Мамулечка. Her and Skirk get along pretty well though. I think it's the silent knight vibe that draws everyone else in. Niáng is constantly pestering her over what's up with her eyes... I'm kinda curious too but I doubt we'll ever get an answer.

Paimon: Paimon thinks you're one to talk.

Tartaglia: HEY! My eyes are a part of my charm!

Traveler: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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About Rhinedottir: Family

Tartaglia: Móðir? Yeah shes the best! I first met her a bit after I came out the Abyss, She said "Hey, you! You're Skirk's boy right? Well you're my kid now too." and I just went along with it.

Traveler: ...That seems a little, "out-of-character" for you.

Tartaglia: Listen, when you're 14 and find a woman with 80 different rifthounds following her You Do Not Ask Questions. Besides, she shows me more applications for my Foul Legacy and I, Tartaglia, am-

Traveler and Paimon: ...Always getting stronger, trust us we know.

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About Alice: Family

Tartaglia: Mutti! She's the best! She made me this special map of Teyvat with the most dangerous places highlighted and gold starred! Oh oh an- HEY! WAIT GIVE THAT BACK!

Paimon: No can do! For the safety of Teyvat, Pretty Guardian Sailor Paimon is confiscating this!

Tartaglia: *Sigh* fine, Anyways It's always great to meet another defender of childhood dreams! Though... shes a bit too good at it

Traveler: That coming from you...

Paimon: Paimons worried...

Tartaglia: Heh, lets just say its good she doesn't come around often

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About Istaroth: Family

Tartaglia: Okan! Shes the best! Whenever she comes over she brings stuff I could never dream of! Everyone gets super excited for her visits, even the damselette! For example, on last week she brought this!

Traveler: Wait. Is that a fucking Among Us Pop-it.

Tartaglia: Oh right! You've been to other worlds as well! She said it's supposed to "help my focus as a warrior."! Apparently Master Skirk complained too much after she gave me this potion called a "Monster Energy" so she gave me this instead!

Traveler: Do me a favor. Never accept anything from her ever again. In fact burn everything she gives you

Tartaglia: Ha! As if! It's not like you to be jealous Traveler. Don't worry I'll ask her to get you something comrade.

Traveler: Y'know what. Fine, ask her to bring Tik Tok, thats the perfect gift for you. 'was getting bored anyways

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About the Goddess of Flowers: Family

Tartaglia: Lwalida! Shes the best! She works closely with Her Majesty. Apparently she was behind the theatrical names for the Harbingers. She taught me how to master the perfect fake cry to catch my enemies off guard!

Paimon: Paimon doesnt think anyone would fall for that.

Tartaglia: I'll have you know I've always gotten encores whenever I've preformed at the снежный шар theater thank you very much.

Paimon: Hm... You sure they weren't scared of you?

Tartaglia: That too. But Lwalida is a really good actor, in fact she's a legend in the Fatui. She's held the highest ranking on the Fatui faked death leaderboard for 500 years now!

Traveler: They have a leaderboard for that?

Tartaglia: Oh yeah, It's really intense. Some people have bet over 600 million mora on La Signora not being dead.

Traveler:....

Paimon: ...

Traveller: New plan! Paimon, we're headed to Snezhnaya!

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fin!

(masterpost for this au here)

[dummerjan]

АЛЁNА - Зародила меня матушка

[famousfishathletecookie]

Татьяна Куртукова.

Матушка Земля, белая берёзонька…

[swetlankaa]

Красота славянская бесценна!

Хоть весь шар земной ты обойди,

Никогда не встретишь ты, наверное,

Ярче и светлей её души,

Синих глаз бездонных с поволокою,

И волос, заплЕтенных косой...

Русь-Россия, матушка широкая!

Красота славянская с тобой!

[heghogsblog]

матушка, я не сижу на гашише

но ем много сладкого, ничем не лучше

падает снег с вузовской крыши

слышно:

ломаются жизни

@bipedalweakness

[eltadelta]

Немножко ночной нумерологии в ленту. Вдохновлено @sweet-hot-paprika

Москва - 5, под влиянием Меркурия, быстрота, сделки, общение, контакты, коннекты, воистину быстрый город, в котором всегда хорошо зарабатывать, но глубокие коннекты это больное место Меркурия, а собсна и города.

Личные ощущения: для меня это город подходит в плане развлечений и общения, чтобы сменить обстановку. Долгое пребывание там претит моей энергетике.

Санкт-Петербург - Луна, Кету, Меркурий. Охтыж матушка родная, какое разнообразие. Вот где Меркурий познает всю глубину связей. Луна смягчает быстрые темпы, Кету открывает порталы в другие измерения. Не представляете каким количеством энергий он напичкан - туда стекаются все эзотерики не просто так.

Личные ощущения: там где можно засесть и осесть. Определённо мой вайб.

Пенза - Юпитер. Работает на расширение всего. Хочется жить на широкую ногу, при этом возможностей для этого мало. Отсюда долги и прочее. Город постоянно строится и расширяется, но не улучшается в других планах. Эта однобокость даёт испытания по Юпитеру: проблемы в отношениях, с детьми и деньгами.

Личные ощущения: если и жить там, то создавай свой бизнес или иди в общепит. Или иди замуж за того, у кого есть бизнес.

Там где сейчас живу - Луна. Полностью соответствует моей основной энергии. Это хорошо, потому что ощущаю себя комфортно, спокойно, нет бурных чувств и эмоций. Это плохо по той же причине. Здесь я пребываю в некой спячке проявления, из-за полнейшего отсутствия огненных энергий. Зато работа кипит: как внешняя так и внутренняя. Много инсайтов и странных открытий. Жизнь полностью "внутри".

[immaeatingwood]

Translation: "Mother, why does this boy has nails in his mouth?" I just bought the manga book and was SO happy that it just came to my head Also a headcanon: Anticipation calls Anxiety "мамочка" (mommy) and Ennui is "матушка" (mother) It's a rough translation though, these words has a bit of another vibe...

[nf0xy]

Небольшая ремарка о "Принце без коня". Матушка @watermellonfizz нарекла сего рельефного жеребца Кейси Салливан, не забыв одарить его восхитительными чертами, которые покорят любую девушку "задира, самоуверенный" и так далее, и в том же духе. Что неминуемо повлечет за собой стабильные и уравновешенные отношения.

С первого же взгляда, мы можем разглядеть ауру добрячка-простачка, которая так и кричит "Подойди ко мне, солдат ребенка не обидит".

Ну, а что? Мы не лыком шитые и как только увидали "объект" на радаре при новой встрече, так сразу же присели почти, что на кортаны и завели светскую беседу 😎

[afranse]

Кукловод за ниточки крутит кровавыми пальчиками.

Массовый он убийца, и дышит одной войной.

Как поживают в окопах обманутые им мальчики?

Кто-то ещё из них остался живой?

На ниточках денег на фронт они из провинций приехали,

Другая ниточка их - псевдопатриотизм.

И только правда одна была кукловоду помехою,

Боится её до смерти старый фашист.

Воюя в чужой стране свою искалечил Родину,

Ниточкой денег подвесив людей на фронт,

Его кукловоды войны, дьявольские отродия,

Дурят неутомимо наивный народ.

Кукольным театром абсурда матушка стала Россия.

В кукольном театре уже сотни тысяч калек.

Полмиллиона военных на сцене уже скосило,

Но даже антракта первого ещё нет.

А зрители - кто-то успел собраться на выход мгновенно,

А кто не успел - в тёмном зале ещё сидят,

И ждут, когда их самих, кукловод призовёт на сцену,

И похоронит их этот военный театр.

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The chief puppeteer twists the strings with bloody fingers.

He is a mass murderer, and fully committed to war to keep his throne.

How are his brainwashed boys doing in the trenches?

Are any of them still remain alive or are they all gone?

They arrived in the trenches from the provinces attached to the strings of money,

Pseudo-patriotism is the other typical thread.

And only truth was a hindrance to the puppeteer,

The old kremlin fascist is scared by it to death.

War in a foreign country cripples his homeland.

He hangs the people to the frontline with a string of money.

His war puppeteers, devil's spawn,

Fool tirelessly naive people making them think like the brainless bunnies.

Mother Russia turned out to become

the puppet theater of the absurd.

There are already hundreds of thousands of cripples in the puppet theater foyer.

Half a million soldiers on stage have already been mowed down,

But there’s not even the first intermission yet.

Some of the spectators managed to leave instantly,

While those who delayed departure are sitting in a dark hall,

They wait for the ticket takers to push them to the stage with the fist,

Where the chief puppeteer is going to bury them all.

[w98pops]

— Коровушка-матушка! Тебя хотят резать.

— А ты, красная девица, не ешь моего мяса; косточки мои собери, в платочек завяжи, в саду их рассади и никогда меня не забывай, каждое утро водою их поливай.

collab with my dearest @dead-mooney ❤️

[cyberportmeme]

Матушка сказала "Доставка ролов" и положила пакет мне на кровать, а там..