#◇ / * （ grant walker * headcanon. ）

[burygods]

white river ranch, currently owned and run by tyson clay weaver. named after the river that runs through the property that isaac weaver ( tyson and bryne's father. ) met julia beckett ( their mother. ) swimming in. love at first sight, and it was with julia's expertise that the ranch flourished. white river are known for breaking in and training horses, some of the best horses in the rodeo and racing circuit come from white river.

under the read more you'll meet tyson weaver, bryne weaver and grant walker

tyson clay weaver. 40. ranch owner, wrangler and trainer. retired bronc rider now owner of white river ranch due to the death of his father isaac. he loved the rodeo's growing up, always annoying the wranglers to take him to them in town when he was younger, spent more time on a horse than he did his own two feet. knew exactly who and what he wanted to be at a young age, and his parents were supportive of that decision, even if the thought of it scared the shit out of julia. he married soon into his twenties to marissa preston, but as soon as he retired to return to work for his father due to his illness she left him ... enjoying his rodeo life, but not the ranch life. they aren't divorced, just seperated for the time being. she lives in the city, and that's not the life for him.

bryne julia weaver. 26. barrel racer and aspiring country singer. she was an unplanned pregnancy between aging parents who thought they were done having children --- having three prior to her. the pregnancy was high risk due to julia's age, but saw it as a sign and despite doctor's warnings she went through with the pregnancy, wanting the child. julia unfortunately did not survive the pregnancy, opting to save bryne and died a few hours after the birth. enjoys the ranch life but wants something more for herself. she's a damn talented barrel racer, but her hearts in music and that's what she wants to do with herself. tyson thinks her head's in the clouds, but otherwise trying to be supportive of her.

grant jason walker. 28. wrangler and ranch - hand. nephew to tyson and bryne through their sister, lucy weaver. unfortunately at a young age the walker family got into a bad car accident, and the only one that survived was the young grant. sent to live with tyson, who lucy named his godfather as well as giving custody to him in any event something happened to them. he's a bit standoff-ish, preferring the company of animals than that of people, but it makes him a damn good horse trainer. he bull rides when the rodeo is in town, but due to tyson not having any children, he's being prepped to take over the ranch at some stage so he's concentrating on that.

[officialgleamstar]

would anyone wanna hear my thoughts on how well suited grant would be for every single ranger subclass? yes? okay awesome because i already spent 20 minutes writing it all out on discord then realized i could post that on tumblr for attention

general notes: i am, lightly, in the camp that grant shouldn't be a ranger. i think fighter or rogue would have been just fine for a shooting build and would have made more sense, i really would have liked to see him as an artificer because that would be so cool, and i think just doing the critrole gunslinger handbook would have been the smartest move, even if it isnt quite made for snipers afaik. grant would have been a terrible gunslinger stats wise, assuming from what we've seen (he's mentioned as being the strongest kiddad in this episode which isn't optimized for gunslinger), but it still would have made more sense to me. also lark should have been a ranger. regardless! grant is the ranger, and rangers are one of my favorite classes in base d&d, so i am going to infodump now

Beast Master - Severely unlikely considering Grant isn't shown to have any animal companion. Also Linc would be furiously jealous. 0/10

Drakewarden - Also severely unlikely for the same reasons as above, but I think it would be really cool. Give Grant a dragon pleeease. Linc would still be furiously jealous though. 2/10

Fey Wanderer - Unlikely since it's more Wis/magic-focused than a traditional fighting ranger build. Grant is not a wisdom/charisma guy, he is a 'shoot people' guy. 0/10

Gloom Stalker - Not one of my top three, but one that I REALLY LIKE for Grant. The emphasis on ambushing and the idea of disappearing into the background fits snipers well, and I think the... edginess LOL just suits him. It would definitely set off his "I'm evil and terrible forever and nothing can change this" intrusive thoughts if he had magical blend-into-the-darkness powers. This is what I like to headcanon Lark as having generally, but I think if Grant is the ranger of the group, then it works for him really well. 7/10

Horizon Walker - This one is, if Lark was also a ranger, what I think Lark would be canonically. Once again, this means it also works for Grant. It's more likely to me than Gloom Stalker since Horizon Walker has a lot of focus on swapping planes, and that seems to be something that the kiddads put a LOT of focus on. It also deals heavy damage, which is fitting for Grant. I can see Anthony flavoring Distant Strike as a sniper shot purely based on the name then realizing his mistake later and pretending he was right anyways. (Additional note: This is what Taylor is, which I forgot until I googled it after writing this whole long post! Good job Freddie, I did not have faith in you to make that good of a decision (joke)) 8/10

Hunter - What is most likely because it is the most generic ranger. Anthony will never think about this as much as I do. It's also good for taking lots of damage, which doesn't make sense for a sniper but I think fits Grant's general vibe of being the toughest of the kiddads. 10/10

Monster Slayer - Just Hunter but without the flexibility. So once again, makes sense, and since it's suited for archery builds, that makes it even more fitting since it can even replace the Sharpshooter feat in some ways. 10/10

Swarmkeeper - Extremely unlikely but it would be so funny and also MADE FOR ME because this is my favorite ranger subclass. Come ooon Anthony, give my silly little guy a swarm of bees or something. 0/10

[froggywritesstuff]

character list

the title is self explanatory. this is a list of the characters i'll write for. it'll probably change over time, and if you see a character you'd like but don't see them on the list, just ask cause i might've forgotten about them

Hamilton

Eliza Schuyler

Angelica Schuyler

Peggy Schuyler

Maria Reynolds

Alexander Hamilton

John Laurens

Philip Hamilton

Lafayette

Hercules Mulligan

James Madison

Thomas Jefferson

Aaron Burr

Umbrella Academy

Viktor Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Five Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves (Umbrella or Sparrow)

Sloane Hargreeves

Jayme Hargreeves

Stranger Things

Will Byers (non female readers only)

Mike Wheeler

Lucas Sinclair

Dustin Henderson

Eleven Hopper

Max Mayfield

Robin Buckley (non male readers only)

Nancy Wheeler

Jonathan Byers

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

21 Chump Street

Justin Laboy

The Goldfinch

Boris Pavlikovsky

Theodore Decker

Marvel

Peter Parker (any actor)

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Makkari

Sersi

Sprite (platonic only)

Steven Grant

Marc Spector

Layla El-Faouly

America Chavez (non male readers only)

Kate Bishop

Yelena Belova (platonic only)

Shuri

Namor

Riri Williams

X-Men

Mystique

Kitty Pryde

Peter Maximoff

Rogue

In The Heights (movie version)

Usnavi de la Vega

Vanessa 

Nina Rosario

Benny

Sonny de la Vega 

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

JD (Jason Dean)

Heather Chandler

Heather McNamara

Heather Duke

John Doe

John Doe

Ride The Cyclone

Noel Gruber (male or nb readers only)

Ocean O'Connel Rosenburg

Mischa Bachinski

Constance Blackwood

Ricky Potts

Hatchetfieldverse

Paul Matthews

Emma Perkins

Ted Spankoffski

Bill Woodard

Ruth Fleming

Pete Spankoffski

Richie Lipschitz

Max Jagerman

Grace Chasity

Lex Foster

Ethan Green

Hannah Foster (platonic only)

Heartstopper

Charlie Spring (non female readers only)

Nick Nelson

Tara Jones (non male readers only)

Darcy Olsson (non male readers readers only)

Elle Argent

Tao Xu (non male readers only(headcanoning him as bi or pan is disrespectful and transphobic))

Tori Spring

Imogen Heaney

Isaac Henderson (platonic only)

Do Revenge

Eleanor Levetan (non male readers only)

Drea Torres

Deadpool

Wade Wilson/Deadpool

Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

Enid Sinclair

Bianca Barclay

Xavier Thorpe

Ajax Petropolus

Eugene Otinger

(young) Morticia Addams

(young) Gomez Addams

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Tomorrow When The War Began

Ellie Linton

Lee Takkam

Fiona Maxwell

Homer Yannos

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse/Across the Spider-Verse

Miles Morales

Gwen Stacy

Pavitr Prabhakar

Hobie Brown

Margo Kess

Miles G Morales (earth 42)

Miguel O’Hara

Maze Runner

Thomas

Newt (non female readers only)

The Broken Hearts Gallery

Lucy Gulliver

Nadine (non male readers only)

Nick Danielson

Treasure Planet

Jim Hawkins

Enola Holmes

Enola Holmes

Lord Tewkesbury

Turning Red

Mei Mei

Miriam

Abby

Priya

Raising Dion

Nicole Warren

Tevin Wakefield

Dion Warren (platonic only)

Julie and the Phantoms

Julie Molina

Luke Patterson

Reggie Peters

Alex Mercer (non female readers only)

Flynn

Carrie

Abbott Elementary

Janine Teagues

Jacob Hill (non female readers only)

Gregory Eddie

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta

Amy Santiago

Rosa Diaz

Love Victor

Victor Salazar (non female readers only)

Benji (non female readers only)

Felix Weston

Pilar Salazar

Lake Meriwether

Lucy

Mia Brooks

Andrew

In Treatment

Eladio

Laila

Spree

Kurt Kunkle

Once Upon a Time

Emma Swan

Regina Mills

Killian Jones

Mary Margaret Blanchard

David Nolan

Henry Mills

Mulan (non male readers only)

Graham

Neal Cassidy

Peter Pan

Jefferson

Dash and Lily

Dash

Lily

Boomer

Juno

Juno MacGuff

Paulie Bleeker

Summer Days Summer Nights

Debbie Espinoza

Frankie Espinoza

Scream (1 through 6)

Sidney Prescott

Billy Loomis

Mickey Altieri

Roman Bridger

Jill Roberts

Charlie Walker

Sam Carpenter

Tara Carpenter

Amber Freeman

Chad Meeks-Martin

Mindy Meeks-Martin

Quinn Bailey

Venom

Eddie Brock

Honest Thief

Ramon Hall

Beth Hall

Wild Child

Poppy Moore

Kate

Drippy

Freddie Kingsley

Monsters and Men

Manny Ortega

Marisol Ortega

Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Trevor Spengler

Phoebe Spengler (platonic only)

Error 143

Micah Yujin

Community

Abed Nadir

Troy Barnes

Annie Edison

Jeff Winger

Britta Perry

The Obession

Logan

Delilah

The New Girl

Lia Setiawan

Stacey Hoffman

Mythic Quest

Poppy Li

Brad Bakshi

Adventure Time

Finn

Princess Bubblegum

Marceline

Marshall Lee

Prince Bubblegum

Flame Princess

School Spirits

Madison

Simon

Charley (non female readers only)

Wally

Rhonda

Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

Simon Aumar

Disventure Camp

Aiden (non fem readers only)

James (non fem readers only)

Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies

Jane Facciano

Olivia Valdovinos

Nancy Nakagawa

Cynthia Zdunowski

Richie Valdovinos

Ted Lasso

Ted Lasso

Roy Kent

Jamie Tartt

Keeley Jones

Sam Obisanya

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Noah Diaz

Elena Wallace

Mirage

Helluva Boss

Blitzø

Stolas (non female readers only)

Loona

Millie

Moxxie

Octavia

Verosika Mayday

Fizzarolli

Asmodeus

Hazbin Hotel

Charlie Morningstar

Vaggie (non male readers only)

Angel Dust (non female readers only)

Husk

Alastor (platonic only)

Vox

Lucifer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rise + mutant mayhem + tmnt 2007 + tmnt 2012)

Donnie

Mikey

Raph

Leo

April

The After Party

Yasper Lennov

Space Force

Tony Scarapiducci

Renfield

Teddy Lobo

Robert Montague Renfield

Undercovers

Bill Hoyt

Amazing Digital Circus

Jax

Parks and Recreation

Leslie Knope

Ben Wyatt

April Ludgate

Andy Dwyer

Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Randy Cunningham (18+ people DNI unless requesting platonic stories)

The Earliest Show

Josh Bath

House of Lies

Clyde Oberholt

Mean Girls (movie + musical + movie musical)

Cady Heron

Regina George

Gretchen Wieners

Karen Smith/Shetty

Janis Ian/Sarkisian/Imi'ike (non male readers only)

Damian Hubbard (non female readers only)

Warm Bodies

R

Peep World

Nathan Meyerwitz

Your Boyfriend

Peter Dunbar

Invincible

Mark Grayson

Shapesmith

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König

Stray/Hound ('09 & '22)

Kim "Horangi" Hong-Jin

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Farah Karim

Alex Keller

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Rodolfo Parra

Sebastian Krueger

Nikto

Sobieslaw "Gromsko" Kościuszko

Keegan P. Russ

Logan Walker

David "Hesh" Walker

✎﹏Slashers/Dead By Daylight

Ghostface (films)

Danny Johnson/Jed Olsen/DBD!Ghostface

Jason Voorhees

Harry Warden

Michael Myers (films, DBD)

Pyramid Head (games, DBD)

Bubba Sawyer (films, DBD)

Thomas Hewitt

Brahms Heelshire

Trapper/Evan MacMillan

Anna/Huntress

Wraith/Philip Ojomo

Legion/Frank Morrison

Ji-Woon Hak/Trickster

Sally Smithson/Nurse

✎﹏Star Wars

Poe Dameron

The Mandalorian/Din Djarin

Cassian Andor

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Stormtroopers

✎﹏Marvel

Sam Wilson/Captain America/Falcon

Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier

T'Challa/Black Panther

Peter Quill/Star-Lord

Gamora

Mantis

Nebula

Steven Grant/Marc Spector/Jake Lockley/Moon Knight

Matt Murdock/Daredevil

Wade Wilson/Deadpool

Eddie Brock/Venom

✎﹏Marble Hornets/Slenderverse

Masky/Tim Wright

Hoodie/Brian Thomas

Jane the Killer

Eyeless Jack

Kate the Chaser

Slenderman

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[softguarnere]

Hey there! Your writing is really good so far. Great job!

Can we get relationship headcanons for George and/or Shifty please? If you want.

Thanks 😘

Thank you anon, that's so sweet! 💖 Literally can't tell you how excited I was to finally have an excuse to write Shifty because he's so !!!!, ya know? And since I'm a super indecisive person by nature and can't choose between him and George, have some headcanons for both 😘

Dating Shifty Powers would include . . .

Not my southern upbringing about to jump out while writing this

Literally the sweetest and most gentle guy are you kidding me?

He definitely has so many nicknames for you, like Baby, Doll, Princess, etc.

He's a very touchy person by nature, but he understands that not everyone is, so sometimes he just kind of walks to the doorway of whatever room you're in like 🧍‍♂️❓until you give him the all clear to hold you

If you get cold easily then you're in luck, because this man is about to be your own personal space heater

You guys just really like spending time together, regardless of what you're doing

The way his face lights up the second you walk into a room is just so sweet, omg. He always looks so happy to see you

During the war, he loves to tell you stories about where he grew up, about his family, and all the things he wants to share with you when you guys get back to the states. And he's so excited to teach you things, like how to fish, how to noodle, how to find the best watermelons during the summer, how to stargaze

Sometimes he doesn't feel like himself anymore, because the war changed everyone to some extent. But when he can just be outside with you, laying in a field together or sitting under a tree in the woods listening to the cicadas, he feels like he knows exactly who he is

You might be new to his neck of the woods, but you feel like home to him

Dating George Luz would include . . .

He has the biggest crush on you, starting in Toccoa, and is determined that you will both make it through the war alive and well, even if it's just as friends

Before you start dating, you're in one of those will-they-won't-they situations where everyone is routing for you two to get together, but no one clues either of you in that you both feel the same way

Once you do become official, you try really hard to keep it professional so that you don't get into trouble, but you just can't help joking around with each other all the time

For all of his bravado and joking, the war takes it's toll on Luz, and sometimes you've just gotta hold him

Okay, hear me out: I've always had this HC that he's a sleep talker/sleep walker, and that's definitely an experience

Total mixed bag. Sometimes you wake up and hear him saying the wildest stuff, ranging from the horrifying time he was sitting up, pointing at the corner of the room asking you "Do you see them to?", to the time he rambled on and on confessing his love for you

You would have the most fun together after the war, though. There's really never a dull moment with Luz because you're always going on some kind of adventure -- even if it's something mundane, like going to the grocery store, it becomes an adventure

You know how a lot of people say that they married their best friend? Well you guys are the epitome of that, and getting to love your best friend that much is something that you guys never take for granted

It makes him really happy because you guys made it through the war together, in love and as best friends

[bjfinn]

Beetlejuice headcanon #3:

Beetlejuice is a Shoggoth -- that's not a last name, it's a class of demons. In H.P. Lovecraft's stories, the Shoggoth were created by the Elder Things.

According to Wikipedia:

"At the Mountains of Madness" (1931) includes a detailed account of the circumstances of the shoggoths' creation by the extraterrestrial Elder Things. Shoggoths were initially used to build the cities of their masters. Though able to "understand" the Elder Things' language, shoggoths had no real consciousness and were controlled through hypnotic suggestion. Over millions of years of existence, some shoggoths mutated, developed independent minds, and rebelled. The Elder Things succeeded in quelling the insurrection, but exterminating the shoggoths was not an option as the Elder Things were dependent on them for labor and had long lost their capacity to create new life. Shoggoths also developed the ability to survive on land, while the Elder Things retreated to the oceans. Shoggoths that remained alive in the abandoned Elder Thing city in Antarctica would later poorly imitate their masters' art and voices, endlessly repeating "Tekeli-li" or "Takkeli", a cry that their old masters used.

And from Bloody Disgusting (19 August 2020):

What is a Shoggoth? In “At the Mountains of Madness,” Lovecraft described them as, “Formless protoplasm able to mock and reflect all forms and organs and processes – viscous agglutinations of bubbling cells – rubbery fifteen-foot spheroids infinitely plastic and ductile.” Meaning, they were massive amorphous beings, very unlike the creatures in (HBO's series) "Lovecraft Country".

"Lovecraft Country" series developer, writer, and showrunner Misha Green had a specific vision in mind for these beasts and turned to Oscar-award winning creative studio Framestore as a creative partner in reimagining these monsters. Speaking with Bloody Disgusting, Framestore’s head of CG and project VFX Supervisor Grant Walker explains the origins of the Shoggoth’s design process, “In terms of Lovecraft’s descriptions, you kind of feel like it’s a shapeless thing with lots of eyeballs, but it’s terrifying. I think they wanted to make it tangible, a bit more terrestrial. There’s no reason why it couldn’t have been a big blob with tentacles and eyes, but its character in 'Lovecraft Country' is a guard dog.”

A guard dog, tasked with guarding the gates of the Netherworld.

Betelgeuse is Cerberus.

And now he's guardian of the Maitland/Deetz home.

[glitch-in-the-code]

Fnaf character sexuality and gender headcanons:

William Afton (He/She/They) - Genderfluid, Bisexual

Clara Afton (She/her) - Cis woman, Bisexual

Michael Afton (Any) - Genderqueer, aroace spectrum (male preference)

Elizabeth Afton (She/her) - Cis woman, aroace lesbian

Cassidy Afton (He/her) - Agender, Aroace

Henry Emily (He/him) - Cis man, Gay

Jen Emily (She/her) - Cis woman, Lesbian

Evangeline Emily (She/her) - Cis woman, Lesbian

Charlie Emily (She/him) - Bigender, Bisexual

Sammy Emily (He/him) - Trans man, Gay

Amelia Clark (She/they) - Nonbinay, Lesbian

Gabriel Clark (He/him) - Cis man, Gay

Susie Clark (She/her) - Cis woman, Lesbian

Jeremy Walker (He/her) - Non-binary, Pansexual

Fritz Watson (Any) - Genderqueer, aroace

Cassidy Liu (She/him) - Genderqueer, aroace

Andrew Liu (He/him) - Cis man, Pansexual

Russell Sanchez (He/him) - Cis man, Bisexual

Cory Milton (He/her) - Genderfluid, Preference for men

Peter Garfield (He/him) - Cis man, aroace spectrum

Kimberly Grace (She/her) - Cis woman, Lesbian

Sadie Walter (She/her) - Cis woman, Bisexual

Elias Winston (He/they) - Transmasc, Gay

Felix Allen (He/him) - Cis man, Demisexual (Male preference)

Jeremiah Fritzgerald (He/him) - Cis man, Gay

Rosalie Fitzgerald (She/her) - Trans woman, Pansexual

Lydia Flowers (Any) - Genderqueer, Lesbian

Tobias Martin (Him/him) - Cis man, Straight

Clay Burke (He/him) - Cis man, Bisexual

Carlton Burke (He/him) - Cis man, Pansexual

Jonathan Smith (He/him) - Cis man, bisexual (female preference)

Jessica Murphy (Ask) - Genderfluid, Lesbian

Edwin Murray (He/him) - Cis man, Bisexual

Teagan Grant (They/them) - Non-binary, Lesbian, Polyamorus

Luis Cabrera (She/her) - Trans woman, Pansexual, Polyamorous

Vanessa Monroe (She/they) - Demi-girl, Lesbian, Polyamorous

Gregory Burke/Emily (He/him) - Trans man, Gay

Cassie Sanchez (She/her) - Cis woman, questioning

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When I mentioned that I found Venom's attitude towards the supernatural interesting and very different from Big Bosses, it was this tape I thought of specifically. Because not only is Venom not even all that open to the idea of Eli having telekinesis, he actually dismisses Ocelot entirely on it. Cutting him off mid-explanation, and grumpily telling Ocelot to find another explanation. This isn't the first time he's dismissive of it either; in my shorter Man on Fire post he gets annoyed when Ocelot tries to explain that yes, the Man on Fire survived. No, logic can't explain it, but he did.

Not even wiling to entertain the possibly, eh, Venom?  Also, there’s some of that blink and you’ll miss it snark he sometimes has. (I also wonder if Ocelot would’ve found this strange. Hypnotized or not, he knows what Big Boss believes, and Venom not responding to it might’ve stuck out to him in a way he couldn’t address under hypnosis but that’d be another post).

So, my headcanons. (This got long..again)

I therefore think Venom beforehand was a pretty literal minded type. He might've even been more scientifically minded as well. Because I played MGSV first I didn't think much of it. Looking back though, this would certainly have made my brain tick if I'd known the character of Big Boss before. Big Boss after all: Fought a man powered by electricity. Fought a ghost in a purgatory like state. Fought the rest of the Cobra Unit. Is afraid of vampires. I'm not mocking this, but I am noting it as a thing he believes in. Believes in Santa. Again, not mocking. It furthers my explanation of his beliefs. Big Boss knows these things exist. And I imagine has a natural open mindedness. Knows, accepts and doesn't question it. The Man on Fire would probably make him weary but he'd not question him existing. If anything he'd be alarmed by realizing it's Volgin moreso than Venom, who is forced every time he encounters the man to acknowledge that weirder things exist out there than he knew before.

He actually says, “What the...?” At a point in this scene that never gets picked up by the games subtitles. In the moment, it’s because he’s responding to Shabani taking over Mantis and thus the Man on Fire stops attacking, but I’d also figure it’s his general attitude towards the man in general. This is a man forced to accept that this flaming beast was not a hospital hallucination (a valid worry for him to have) and logic isn't about to write it off. Since Venom was MSF he must've seen bizarre stuff right? (I’d like to point out I’m not blaming Venom for any of this btw. I have diagnosed psychosis (it’s managed atm), I have hallucinated. I’d probably spend every day screaming if I was Venom but this is..not relevant at present, I’m not talking about me after all). Well, assuming he was with them through Peace Walker (and I certainly think he was) then everything they fought was ultimately still man-made. Elaborate and stretching reality to the absolute max, but still man made. Those AI's were made by Strangelove and Huey. Hot Coldman was still a human man. Zadornov was a human man. Etc. I think Venom might've thus been more of a realist than some of his comrades. It fits with a more medical and scientific mindset, but that's hardly a brush you can paint all doctors and combat medics with. Plenty of soldiers are superstitious. Not to mention different cultures. I imagine a couple things then: Venom was as I said before, pragmatic and logical. I'd imagine he had an education but probably got medical training in battle and/or outside of your standard university education. He probably didn't have say, a medical license. But had excellent training. Or was a very good learner. I do believe he was quite quick on his feet, mentally as well. I think he may have been an atheist or chose not to give religion much thought. Now granted this ones got more grasping behind it, religion is not a huge theme of the Metal Gear series so I don't give that one too much thought. I believe as well that Venom might be inclined to write a lot of what happens as his own brain playing tricks on him. Given how badly the man hallucinates and disassociates this is a completely logical mindset and fully understandable. It also fits with his character. If other people did not at times experience what he did, I wonder if he'd scoff and chalk it up to a him issue. But it is very interesting for a guy as logic minded as him to be an MGS protagonist and quite fun to explore headcanon wise. Of course, some of it makes me a little sad too. I believe Zero and Ocelot would've scraped any evidence of who Venom was before from records. Retaining only what Big Boss needed. And all that's left of who he was prior exists in far away beliefs and values he held before and can only tentatively grasp. Those threads that didn't meet the overwrite process before awakening. If Venom were a computer, he'd be that program you overwrote to another; but some elements stay buried deep in the harddrive.

[once-was-muses]

Headcanons: For The Sleepy Ones

( Repost & Fill In! )

Name: Bro'Dee Walker

Ethnicity: Astonian

Residence: anywhere he lays his head lol Technically he lives on the planet Elpis, the second base of the Blue Lanterns, but he doesn't stay there often nor for long.

Average hours of sleep: it varies wildly, anywhere from 2 to 15 hours depending on how exhausted he is and what a setting will allow.

Type of bed: he rarely sleeps in a bed anymore. Tree branches, flat rocks, and floating underwater are far more common.

Amount of blankets: he only needs one or two.

Amount of pillows: one is fine, he's not picky.

Type of clothing: whatever he was already wearing, which is almost always his Lantern uniform.

Do they sleep with company?: very rarely, not nearly as often as he'd like.

Do they sleep with plushies?: stuffed creatures and soft dolls were not a kind of toy for the Astonians, the closest being figures made of reeds and sticks or blankets woven from a cotton-esque plant.

Do they sleep better with company?: very much so. He's an extremely social creature, both by instinct and personality; it's comforting to have one or more nearby while he sleeps on both a safety in numbers and emotional regulation way.

Does it matter where they sleep?: not really. As mentioned before, he's not at all picky- he can't afford to be.

Frequent dreams, nightmares?: he suffers from chronic nightterrors, which have a terrible variety to them. Reliving his family's deaths and/or the Red Lanterns' invasion, a personally important figure from the past or present condemning him, his passed loved ones blaming him for their deaths, visions of red on every available surface, yet another life ending prematurely because of him- the list goes on.

What do they do if they cannot fall asleep?: meditate, either the classic "sitting in one place a long time" method or going for a walk/swim.

Deep slumber or naps?: deep slumber, albeit he's a light sleeper even then.

When do they wake up?: as soon as the sun rises, if applicable wherever he is.

When do they sleep?: whenever he feels like he's able (and has earned it.)

What could wake them up?: again, he's a light sleeper, so something as simple as shaking his shoulder is a reliable method to wake him. Granted he may be confused and a little grumpy.

Tagged by: @visceratorn 💙

Tagging: @possessedchain, @pandoras-boudoir (Adam)

[who-is-muses]

Headcanons: For The Sleepy Ones

( Repost & Fill In! )

Name: Bro'Dee Walker

Ethnicity: Astonian

Residence: anywhere he lays his head lol Technically he lives on the planet Elpis, the second base of the Blue Lanterns, but he doesn't stay there often nor for long.

Average hours of sleep: it varies wildly, anywhere from 2 to 15 hours depending on how exhausted he is and what a setting will allow.

Type of bed: he rarely sleeps in a bed anymore. Tree branches, flat rocks, and floating underwater are far more common.

Amount of blankets: he only needs one or two.

Amount of pillows: one is fine, he's not picky.

Type of clothing: whatever he was already wearing, which is almost always his Lantern uniform.

Do they sleep with company?: very rarely, not nearly as often as he'd like.

Do they sleep with plushies?: stuffed creatures and soft dolls were not a kind of toy for the Astonians, the closest being figures made of reeds and sticks or blankets woven from a cotton-esque plant.

Do they sleep better with company?: very much so. He's an extremely social creature, both by instinct and personality; it's comforting to have one or more nearby while he sleeps on both a safety in numbers and emotional regulation way.

Does it matter where they sleep?: not really. As mentioned before, he's not at all picky- he can't afford to be.

Frequent dreams, nightmares?: he suffers from chronic nightterrors, which have a terrible variety to them. Reliving his family's deaths and/or the Red Lanterns' invasion, a personally important figure from the past or present condemning him, his passed loved ones blaming him for their deaths, visions of red on every available surface, yet another life ending prematurely because of him- the list goes on.

What do they do if they cannot fall asleep?: meditate, either the classic "sitting in one place a long time" method or going for a walk/swim.

Deep slumber or naps?: deep slumber, albeit he's a light sleeper even then.

When do they wake up?: as soon as the sun rises, if applicable wherever he is.

When do they sleep?: whenever he feels like he's able (and has earned it.)

What could wake them up?: again, he's a light sleeper, so something as simple as shaking his shoulder is a reliable method to wake him. Granted he may be confused and a little grumpy.

[starfallandsilver]

Headcanon: Sunchaser & Devourer

                               Unlike Aycan, whose Semblance is Conceptual Darkness, Cymbeline’s Semblance is for Conceptual Light. Like her twin, this was a Semblance that was bred for, and pressured into manifesting via their environmental changes. 

                                        Because they are twins, it was unexpected that Cymbeline and Aycan would have the Semblances of their respective Conceptual Mirrors. But it occured by chance, as whilst attempting to procur Conceptual Darkness, they had to follow a certain pattern in the family, which did cross hairs with the Bloodlines focused on Light. 

                    Aycan and Cymbeline were celebrated as a great success, as it was unintentional that both would manifest their Semblances to the degree that they did. 

         So to explain on Conceptual Light, it is easier to say that it is the opposite of what we see with Aycan. However, there are key differences in how their Conceptuals Manifested. 

                     Cymbeline can manipulate manipulate the abstracts (or concept) of light. This can have many feats, such as light that can prevent darkness from existing, generate light that sheds cold instead of warmth, light that makes things dimmer instead of brighter, produce light that can exist without darkness/shadow, generate light that drains/reduces energy rather the charging it, make light negate other forms of illumination.                         Cymbeline’s key points go as followed.

                She can manipulate the temperture that the light gives off, such as cold or warm. Cymbeline also, like her twin, as Light Empowerment, meaning that, she will become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. when she come into contact with light. Unlike Aycan however, she is able to create a light source from her own Aura, though it is taxing.                          An extension of this, would be known as PhotoKinetic Construct, which allows her to control Light Particles and Solidify them. She uses this quite often, as a means of lighting a path, or, as we see with her weapon, make duplicates of said weapon via light as a means of a flash bomb. 

                          ( Ex. She detaches the lantern from her weapon Dying Star, and charges it with intense light. But, with Construct, she can create a duplicate of the lantern out of light, and make that as dim or bright as she wants. Hell, it can be hot or cold too. )                                      Unlike Aycan, Cymbeline can not teleport through any location that is touched by light. Nor is she able to transform her body into light itself. What she is capable of doing however, is PhotoKinetic Creature Creation, argubly one of her best abilities. 

                                      ( This came to mind much like how we see the wolves in Wolf walkers. A good example of how I imagine these ‘creatures’ to appear, is like so. )

                                     Cymbeline is able to create beings of light or shape existing light into different forms for a variety of purposes. She can grant these beings varying levels of detail (simple to intricate), independence (controlled, programmed, semi-independent or autonomous) and existence (momentary to permanent) and delete the entities once she is done with them.                       For the sake of not wanting this ability to be too much, as Conceptual Darkness & Light ( despite the research and hunting I did do to make these more interesting and truthfully, more akin to what their abilities actually are scientifically accurate. ) Cymbeline is not able to give this ‘beings’ existence for longer than momentary, nor can she create more than two, they also are mostly autonomous when in combat, and semi-independant only when she’s made one. 

                                   However, these ‘light creatures’ were often used to help keep travelers and herself warm, or well lit when traversing dark locations at night.                  Again, both her and her brother’s Semblances were cultivated. She and Aycan are prime examples of why it is that the Fenris Tribe is both feared and looked down upon. Their Semblances are great ( when they have time to mature. As when younger, Aycan could only travel through shadow, and Cymbeline could only dim or brighten light. They are only as capable as they are, because they’re grown, and have had time for their Semblances to fully evolve. ) but only at the cost of genetic inbreeding, which is looked down on for obvious reasons. ( not to mention the Faunus prejudice. )

                                As with Aycan, Cymbeline’s Semblance belonged to many others before her, and was already dubbed SunChaser. She never bothered to change the name either. 

[artemisthewh0re]

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[officialgleamstar]

:3 Any class (and subclass) headcanons/ideas/theories for Lark? Vaguely related, I can't stop thinking about the fact the he just whistled up a fucking portal last episode?????

i have always assumed lark was a ranger, which is one reason why i was so flabbergasted by grant being the kiddads' ranger. i still think he should be a ranger, a horizon walker ranger specifically, even if it would be dumb and unbalanced for them to have two rangers. literally it makes the most sense. lark is the most ranger guy ever. however, i already made a full post about ranger subclasses for grant, including the reasoning for horizon walker that also applies to lark (namely what you said - WHISTLING TO SUMMON A PORTAL? HORIZON WALKER TYPE SHIT.) SO i will delve into some different ideas instead

if he's not a ranger, then i would guess that he is a fighter, battle master subclass, or a rogue, assassin subclass, with likelihood (in my opinion!) being in that order. thats the tldr. heres the long version LOL:

fighter - fighters are known for being able to wield a wide array of weapons, which makes sense for lark, since he is such a doomsday prepper. he would want to be able to use any weapon he got his hands on. also, indomitable fits lark really well in my opinion. if we wanna talk gear, i'd probably give him chainmail (flavored as bullet-proof vest), two martial weapons (two daggers), a light crossbow and 20 bolts (flavored as a pistol and ammo), and the pack i'm not sure on. i dont think im gonna do gear on every single class but its just part of being a fighter to me to consider that-- subclass wise, we have a few options, listed in order of most to least likely (subjective.)

battle master - the most likely one to me, though now that sparrow seems to be set up as more of the leader than lark, that might change (though i do think that maybe sparrow just takes the head in talking since he's more. uh. sociable than everyone else rn LOL). given how much enemies monologue in dndads, 'know your enemy' would be a super useful skill, and i think if he was spec'd out similar to gerard from neverafter (mostly in the ability to grant other players extra attacks), this would make a lot of sense for him.

champion - listing this because on a meta-level, its extremely easy to play, which makes it an easy pick for anthony. however, i dont think it fits him character-wise because lark would never heal himself LMAO though, to be fair, i dont think the kiddads will ever level up that high

arcane archer - not the best subclass, but very cool to me, and fitting for how all of the kiddads are gun-heavy. banishing arrow would be super useful and fit the general theme of planes and dimensions.

eldritch knight - not as likely, but i think it would be sooo so cool for lark, especially if the eldritch part came from his connection to the doodler. ohhh the drama of gaining power from the eldritch being you swore to eradicate… plus, we get LARK CASTING MAGIC, even if its not as powerful as anything his family can do! so cool!!! this subclass isnt as good for range, but i could see anthony allowing war magic to apply to ranged weapons rather than just blades for the cool factor.

samurai - in general, this subclass is not lark. however, i wanted to mention it because i think their 18th level ability 'strength before death' specifically is very lark. basically, if you get knocked down to zero HP, you can use a reaction to get an entire turn and then you go into death saves. theoretically, you could use this to heal, but its lark - he absolutely would use it to go down swinging.

rogue - other people have made this point for me, but rogues are good for guns if you flavor hand crossbows as such. i actually dont really like rogue for lark, but i dont have a reason why LOL it just doesnt really? do it for me. however, i agree that its likely to fit due to what we know about lark, so i will play my own personal devil's advocate here. i think it makes sense for lark to be the sneaky attacker while the others draw most of the attention, especially since it seems like there would be three magic users (terry jr, nicky, and sparrow) in the group. magic can be used sneakily, but im sure nicky and sparrow at least would lean towards showiness, lol. plus, i think it would be really interesting to flavor 'slippery mind' as like, lark growing a resistance to the doodler after so many years under its influence! once again, subclasses are listed most likely to least likely.

assassin - this works from both an in-character and a meta standpoint, and from what i've seen, this is what people mean when they say lark should be a rogue. its an easy subclass to play, so its good for an NPC. character-wise, with lark's extreme paranoia, it makes sense that lark would spend time studying how to most efficiently kill people. he doesn't want to risk anyone in a drawn-out fight, he's not grant. he just wants things dead as fast as possible.

scout - am i just saying this one is likely being its the ranger-flavored rogue subclass? maybe. but like liSTEN LARK SHOULD BE A RANGER HE IS LITERALLY A RANGER HE IS-

phantom - not very likely, but SEVERELY COOL from a character standpoint. walk with me here. phantom is a rogue subclass where you talk to the dead, but imagine that reflavored as lark being able to talk to like, eldritch beings, even beyond the doodler? or like, maybe the spirits of those killed and used by the doodler? holy SHIT!! it would be COOL.

unfortunately none of this has an explanation on lark whistling a portal Which Is Why He Is A Horiz- [shot] im guessing he has a magical item tho!!!

[littlefreya]

Sherlock’s Dirty Alphabet

Warnings: 18+, smut, corruption kink, discipline kink, mentions of spanking, oral (both male and female receiving), mentions of sexual punishment, public sex, risky creampie, quickies, masturbation. Seriously it’s all smutty.  

** I give no permission to copy my work, translate it and repost it **

A/N: Following Captain Syverson’s NSFW alphabet, I received a request to do Sherlock as well and since I am in a Sherlock mood, I have no choice but to comply. August Walker’s NSFW alphabet | Syverson’s NSFW alphabet 

Sherlock Holmes’ Dirty Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Though Sherlock might be domineering and cold to the outside world, there is tenderness in him he only shows you. Softly, he glides his fingers to soothe your skin while reciting poetry and whispering confessions of love. 

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He is fascinated with the shape of your mouth and pillowy softness of your lips, and more than anything how warm and wet is your tongue as you lock your kiss around his girth. It’s an aphrodisiac for him to watch you speak and not once you found him staring with allure while you did nothing more than hold a conversation. Secretly, he is also in love with the intelligent words that sputter from your mouth. 

As for himself, quite obviously in love with his own brain. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Sherlock knows the risk of coming inside you, and though the temptation is great, it might be too soon to produce children. Instead, he found a liking in painting your pretty little face and breasts with his cream. Hovering above you with his hand around his large shaft, he pumps himself vigorously until he come with a roar and grant you a lovely necklace of opaline pearls. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His dirty little secret is that he found your dirty little secret. Did you really think you could hide the fact that you write erotic novels from a man who solves murder mysteries? Though he keeps his knowledge to himself, sneaking into your study while you are gone and indulging in reading your tales which are obviously written about him. And don’t mind if he gets himself off while reading your words.  

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not as much as he would like to admit. You are not the first but there were not many;  a few harlots in corsets before he met you, who taught him a thing or two about pleasing a true lady. Being a man who likes to explore, he made sure to further read and learn how to improve his technique. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Sat in front of the mirror with you facing front with your legs held by his strong hands while he pounds you hot a heavy. He likes to watch his wet cock disappearing inside your battered little hole.  

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Don’t be ridiculous. 

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He is quite hairy but wouldn’t mind a trim. Though he trusts you enough to have you on your knees with a pair of scissors there is something about the hint of a danger that might excite him, a tad... 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Behind the thick wall of ice, hides a vulnerable man who yearns to be loved, and though he can be severe, it’s enough to see the look in his eyes when he gazes upon you to realise his heart melts at your sight 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Quite often when you are attending your business, he sits on the bed and shrouded by your scent, he fists his cock while reading the sinful stories you wrote. He fantasies about you reciting these words, wet and clenching and yearning for him and as his climax is about to breach he swears he will do to you all these unholy things you write about.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Although you are far from being a virgin, Sherlock is consumed with a corruption kink. The thought of destroying something delicate and innocent and defiling you with his seed makes him feel like the devil. 

He also has a thing for discipline, so be careful with that attitude my dear, you might find yourself sprawled on his lap with either his hand or his cane to smack your ass. 

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

The library, surrounded by leather-bound books and the scent of cedar. He has you bent over his study with your skirt in tatters, enjoying the sweet music of your whimpers and the desk that squeak with every thrust.  

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Sherlock is turned on by intelligence and courage. Seeing his lover read or hold an argument, makes him want her more and more. If the two of you ever fall into a quarrel, it’s bound to end in passionate, angry sex where he shows you your place as a woman in Victorian England.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

No threesome, Sherlock is not up for sharing and he only has eyes for you. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers having your sweet lips wrap around him, and watch you take him as deep as you can, but he will always return the favour, and by returning the favour I mean having you spread open on the dinner table to the light of candles burning while he is having you for dessert.  

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Tense, slow and sensual. Sherlock loves to take his time with you, tease you a little while, explore and study your body anew every time you two make love, but if you enraged him in some way, prepare to be dominated and fucked rough like a bitch on all four. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If you’ll provoke him enough he’ll take what he wants, arrogant and hasty, he will shove you against the wall and treat you like a hole to be conquered. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Sherlock is quite a fan of taking risks and experimenting with new and different adventures. Whether if it’s a risky creampie, or getting you to warm his cock under the table in a public event. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Give him 20 minutes after each round and he will be ready to take you again, slightly more sloppy from the first and his pace might be slower but he still takes great effort and getting you to scream his name. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

As a man who loves to experiment, be sure he will create toys to test on you and observe the different reactions he can achieve with each size and length... 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Actually, it is you who loves to tease him, just to see how long it takes before he breaks. Especially if he is working on an investigation or learning a new skill. Sneaking into his study in your nightdress, you slip your greedy fingers around his trousers and attempt to provoke him, until finally, he can’t take it any longer and before you know it you’re thrown over his shoulder with his hand smacking your ass. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Louder than he’d like to admit. Groans and cries of pleasure are often heard through the halls of the Holmes mansion. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You are a sneaky little curious mouse who seems to be lacking discipline. You thought him to be gone and entered his room without permission, only to be caught with your hands down his drawers. Grabbing your nape, the fuming detective forces you bent over the window’s ledge and tears off your skirts. You shiver as his hand swats your rear, and whimper even louder at the sensation of his saliva cooling on your cunt.

“Look where your boldness got you,” he grunts.

You seek an answer but your words turn into a gasp as suddenly his huge cock splits you apart. 

Forceful and senseless, he fucks you through the open window, for everyone to see what a dirty little whore you are

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Uncut, long and moderately thick.  

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Quite high and quite twisted, though during his daily routine he likes to pretend as if he is unmoved, almost as if he is ashamed of his own desire. But his thoughts are riddled by dark fantasies and all which he later plans to do to his faithful little harlot.  

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not too soon. After sex, he tends to hold a drowsy conversation with you while holding you in his arms.

[americxn]

The Evans + neck kisses 💜💜

headcanons for: kit walker, kyle spencer, jimmy darling, james patrick march, rory monahan, kai anderson (pre-cult, cult and prison), mr. gallant

warnings: NSFW, neck kissing, biting, hickeys, mentions of penetration/oral, swearing 

kit walker

Kit adores both giving and receiving neck kisses.

He’s overly generous when it comes to pressing random kisses to the side of your neck throughout the day, knowing exactly what the small gesture does to you and chuckling as you bat him away with a playful glare.

You’re able to read his mood through the manner with which he attaches his lips to your skin, your body relaxing fully into his touch upon contact, the tentative scrape of his teeth against your skin pulling a shudder from you. Kit always notices the impact of his actions, smirking against your skin and attacking your flesh with more persistence; he is equally as attentive during sex, your moans only growing with fervour as the softness of his lips provides a perfect contrast to the sweet pressure of his cock thrusting leisurely in and out of you.

kyle spencer

Kyle isn’t really too bothered about giving you neck kisses. He’ll press a few quick ones to the side of your neck but there are many other places that he would rather be kissing and so he doesn’t waste much time on your neck before moving onto other areas.

He is into hickeys though, sucking them around the base of your throat, along your collarbones and across the sloping planes of your chest, enjoying the small noises that his careful ministrations pull from you.

Franken Kyle would immediately get hard when you kiss all over his neck, especially when you suck and bite on the spot beneath his jaw; he gets so hard immediately, melting into the warm wetness of your lips against his skin. Adores being marked by you, savouring the sharp pain of your teeth sucking bruises onto him, and loves the way they look afterwards.

Always begs you to give him more marks during foreplay and you can never find the strength within you to deny him, not when the small whimpers you’re able to draw from him with your lips are so pretty to your ears. 

jimmy darling

Jimmy goes through phases of wanting to spend all day with his lips attached to your neck, wanting nothing more than for you to waste away the hours tasting his own skin, or completely abandoning the notion of neck kisses and going straight to fucking.

They’re a huge turn on for Jimmy though and anytime your lips stray even remotely close to his neck, your warm breath fanning onto his skin, it’s guaranteed that his cock will be buried in you within a matter of minutes.

Because you’re both performers, visible hickeys can be problematic; the others at the show take the unending piss out of the both of you when the small purple marks appear on either of your bodies, Elsa losing her shit and lecturing the both of you about the importance of professionalism.

When Jimmy is in the mood to grace the column of your throat with kisses, he’s gentle and thorough, tracing the tendons in your neck with hot, wet patterns, reducing you to breathlessness and neediness before he satisfies you with his fingers, tongue and cock.

james patrick march

James is more familiar with the skin of your neck than the back of his own hand and nothing gives him more pleasure than to dine on your sensitive skin for as long as he pleases, relishing in the noises his skilful ministrations pull from you.

He always rips off his own shirt whenever he is given the privilege of having full access to your neck, shuddering in delighted gratification when you walk your fingers up and down his scar littered spine, running your nails across the pronounced planes of his back whilst your breathing becomes laboured as he kisses, licks and bites the entire surface of your throat, each trail of your fingertips adding to the steadily growing hardness of his cock.

It is the definition of intimacy for James to have you surrender your neck to him, trembling in exultation as he works his mouth on your skin, scraping his teeth and flicking his tongue across the hot skin beneath his lips until you’re beginning him for more.

James doesn’t often permit you to subject the overly sensitive skin of his neck to the same treatment, jerking away from you the moment your lips brush against his skin with a bit too much persistence, shivering and shying away from your touch. He prefers you to be rougher with his skin, his mouth parting slightly if you use your teeth on him, biting forcefully and bringing dull red marks up onto his pale skin.

(also the big ass slice across his throat kinda gets in the way)

rory monahan

Rory definitely prefers to be on the receiving end of neck kisses and literally melts into your touch the moment your hot lips come into contact with his skin.

His hands come to tangle in your hair as soon as you begin giving the sensitive skin of his throat attention, his chin lifting to give you better access.

With Rory, it doesn’t take long before he becomes feverish with need, gripping your hips from your position astride him and forcing you up, moving you so that your knees are braced on either side of his head before returning the favour, your hands now coming to tangle in his roots as he feasts upon you, either taking you into his mouth or licking you with as much fervour as you licked up and down the column of his throat.

pre-cult kai anderson

Loves giving your neck attention with his mouth but is often too timid to initiate it. Knowing this, you are generous in your encouragement, taking his head gently in your hands and leading his face to the crook of your throat, offering him hushed praises as he works the soft skin of your neck with his warm lips.

He steadily gains more confidence, much to your delight as the gentleness with which he attends to your neck sends a flurry of excitement fluttering through you.

Although he adores your lips on his skin, becoming instantly engorged, the stimulation can be overwhelming at times, especially when you use your teeth to mark his skin. You know his boundaries and you know how much he loves being granted full access to your neck and both of you are more than happy to indulge to each other’s needs.

cult kai anderson

Kai will only kiss your neck if you ask for it, enjoying the way that your eyes avert his when you finally give in and request his lips on your skin, forcing you to beg before providing you with what you want. 

He can be rough, using his teeth and biting hard enough to bruise, or he can be dizzyingly gentle, running his tongue softly across your throat and tenderly pressing his warm lips to your skin; there’s rarely any in between and you can never gauge which mood he is in until he shows you.

He’s very into hickeys, not only because of the noises he coaxes from you whilst sucking them onto your skin, but also because he likes you to display them at cult meetings, painting the underside of your jaw with them and watching with delight as the cult members eyes immediately flick to the marks when you enter the room.

prison kai anderson (the best kai anderson)

He secretly loves when you attend to his neck and covertly aches to feel your hot lips and tongue on his skin. Although he would never ask for it, you oblige him occasionally, usually when he’s generous enough to let you ride him, leaning over his body and attacking his neck as he thrusts up into you from underneath.

Hickeys aren’t really his thing, he dislikes the way the marks linger and feels as if they make him look submissive, which isn’t true. You’re occasionally able to sneak some onto his hips bones however, and he hisses in pleasure when you do, gripping onto the back of your head and forcing your mouth further onto his skin. 

He is very attentive when it comes to having his lips on your skin, sucking and biting a sizeable collection of marks onto your neck and collarbones, biting down on your skin hard enough to break flesh, stopping only when you yelp out in pain, releasing his firm hold on your skin and licking softly over the hurt in contrasting tenderness.

malcolm gallant

Gallant takes his sweet time with your neck, dining on the supple dip at the hollow of your throat, licking at the bump of your adam’s apple at nipping at the soft flesh at the underside of your jaw.

Only when he’s reduced you to a panting mess beneath him will he progress down the planes of your body, lower and lower as you buck your hips into the hand he has cruelly rested on your hardening bulge, eventually granting you with the pleasure he made you so desperate for, following through with his hot mouth.

He gets equally as riled up when you get a turn at attaching your lips to his neck, knowing the exact spot that makes him whimper: the tender spot where his neck meets the slope of his shoulder.

It becomes a sort of competition, to see which one of you would be the first to become sated under the touch of the other’s lips, one of you smiling in victory against the skin they attended to as the other submits to the tongue licking intoxicating stripes up their skin.

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IN Karkat’s Walking Dead verse, because he is more insectoid that “human”, Karkat is not under threat from walkers.  Naturally grey skin and generally unnatural appearance doesn’t draw attention, and due natural evolution from wasps, he’s about as appetizing as a wasp itself. This makes him a relatively good looter, and his small size enables him to fit into even the tightest of spaces, and move at astounding speeds.