#♦┆ask

[improbable-outset]

I don’t want to take credit for this idea since I saw this on someone’s ask but

Imagine you ask Miguel what colour you should paint your nails and he… answers by sending a pic of his tip🫠

[zeta-739]

[ I am?! I'm so happy that you asked for my name! I'm someone you shouldn't care about! Someone you shouldn't dare to get attached to! But oh, how I have done the same.. I worry about my friends! ]

[ Let's be friends! Zetagraft, was it?! I wonder what Blaster is doing!.. ]

[ ...Maybe I shouldn't know! Wait, no, I should! I need to know if he's okay! ..Nevermind! ]

[ Let's be friends! ]

-- METEOR

A-

{739 was surprised by the sudden appearance of the stranger again, nearly throwing the plush it was holding.}

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND JUMPSCARES-

{The Zetagraft then pauses in its place, looking the figure over closely and coming to a realization...}

... WAIT. YOU'RE ONE OF THE PHUCKERS THAT KILLED THE CREATOR!!

[idv-askchaoticduo]

Lawrence most of the ppl you date are way older then you dose that mean you into old ppl?

Lawrence;; ". . ."

Lawrence;; "N-Next question please-"

[kokuycku]

He's not shy, he's nervous! Total difference! ....Right?

[diakaoniii]

— shuu sakamaki

“Do your parents know that they raised an ungrateful bitch? Shamelessly wagging your tail at another guy like a whore…”

These were the words he spoke as he ran his sharp knife along the length of your body, starting at your breast and ending at your thigh. Despite the delighted tone in his voice, his ocean blue eyes appeared lifeless and vacant. You could sense the raw, blazing rage that was overflowing inside of him.

The fact that he caught you chatting with Reiji undoubtedly angered him. But you did nothing wrong, and you didn't try to deceive him. Then why was he treating you in such a manner?

“Maybe I should fuck you in front of my brothers, what do you say? I don't think a lewd woman like you would be ashamed of that.”

[cardsbizarreadventure]

👀 How about your YGO gal? I wana learn more about her! Hehehe love you cards (youknowwhothisis)

☆꧁✬◦°˚°◦. ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ .◦°˚°◦✬꧂☆ Aaaaaaaaaaaa nooo , I love you!!! ;w;~ Thank you for the ask sweet dear! I am so happy to know that there is interest for my little bonita. Here is some little trivia. - Val comes from another dimension. - For the longest time she thought that she was on some weird show that plays pranks on people , large amount of encounters she had witnessed she thought that there were hidden cameras ready to shout 'You've been pranked!' (When she saved Mokuba and hung down from a construction building , she thought that she was the star of some stunt scene, until she realized that she could actually die at the time lmfao.) - Val thought that Yugi's hair was a wig at first and still think it is , until she confirmed that it wasn't later on. - Her best friend is a big debate between Joey and Mai , but the good part is that she can secretly be their wingman without them even knowing. - Val was really creeped out by Seto and his 'obsession' talk about her 'owning a Blue-Eyes' but later on he began to tone it down a bit and rarely bring it up. He really hated her at the start , like with a burning passion , he thought that she is just some lucker wannabe that made it to the second round with pure beginners luck and nothing more , only to be proven wrong later on. - Mokuba was the first to even acknowledge Seto's feelings , because he noticed the change in behavior when he was around Val during and after the Wakening the Dragon's arc, it was hard to pick up at first because of how their whole little hate relationship started , but Mokuba began to notice the smallest of gestures and little things he does, so he was basically Seto's wingman undercover. Of course Seto would never admit it let alone even consider it to begin with (because he has no time for that lmfao) , but during my arc he began to feel slight jealousy when Val would interact a whole lot with Allister. (There will be more bonding between the two of them in my own Arc that will take place after wakening the dragons <3) - Her ancient Egyptian reincarnation is the complete opposite of Val. Akerai is very calm and collected with a very sunshine like attitude and personality , while Val is a full on tsundere that doesn't take shid from anyone, she could be quite blunt but sometimes acts so she would have the upper hand in some situations. She can be sweet and caring however , only to the people she cares the most about. Thank you again so much for the ask! I have yet to write more about her since I am upgrading her , so in the meantime I hope you enjoyed these little headcanons and ideas ;w;~.

[crystalprofessor]

two kris!

[smallidarity-rpf]

i want to know why jimmy looks/acts jealous whenever he makes a “boat boys” joke. he’s only made two that i know of (the one where he said to etho “joel called me babe”, and the one he made during his most recent “reacting to cosplays” vid) it’s so so funny but like. his face doesn’t match his tone At All

♦️ anon

He wants to fuck Joel carnally and feels threatened by boat boys and is lashing out methinks /silly

[terroreigns]

@distortedkilling asked the Troupemaster:

He's here and he doesn't have a single thought in his head. It almost appears like someone kicked his puppy, but Anarchy should know better - they should know if anyone is kicking puppies, it's this thing.

After a moment the curse blinked, snapping out of his thoughtlessness. "You smell beautiful."

Well, that was an unusual compliment, for sure. Anarchy was already smiling like a lovestruck fool. They adored novelty.

"Oh, and how did you happen to wander in here, my friend?" The lilt of their voice teased playfully, the deity's comparatively shorter form taking a few curious steps towards the new arrival.

"Strayed into the Pillar of Darkness? I do not recall laying claim to your world... yet." The avatar mused - last word tinged with disappointment - while pale blues took in the sight of the peculiar man.

A visage crisscrossed with scars, though scarcely inflicted in combat. There was an unmistakable scent in the air, an inkling of a kinship already beginning to connect this strange Earthling with the God of Joy.

Earth - yes.. what a show. Breeding not only that lowly vermin known as humanity but also... their offspring. A purer kind of life, born from the energy produced by mortals. The same kind of energy that was the sole thing capable of filling the mad magician's stomach. Ah, yes~ they could feel Chaos itself singing in greeting.

"Oho, who's this?" A shrill voice emerged from behind, a plain white mask suddenly hanging inverted above the Troupemaster's head. A shadow-like figure, of flesh yet moving like liquid, craned its neck further than a mortal should.

Not that any of the three were anything close to that.

"You can tell what we are, young man?" The dark jester inquired, cocking his head in curiosity. Where his facial expressiveness was nonexistent, Oscha's excitement easily showed in the unnatural movements of his body. Twisting around from the ceiling, he stretched, placing both hands upon Anarchy's shoulders - a casual disregard for the gold spurs that pierced through his palms.

[screechingtires]

“Yo, Smokescreen” a brief greeting before asking all of a sudden a very, and maybe weird, question, “Did you ever... purr?”

"Yeah, I do sometimes." He grins, servos on his hips and as leans closer. 'Why the sudden interest?"

[simplifiedboris]

“Gay people these days” No, gay people in the oletus manor are smth else mate.

//@idv-askchaoticduo @idv-ask-the-train-conductor 😇

[angel9theye]

HOMESTUCK SHIPS ASK GAME ✨

As someone who has a lot of ships, I thought it would be fun.

There are currently [40] asks in this list.

Top three OTP/OT3/OT+?

Top three NOTP/NOT3/NOT+?

Favourite ♥ ship?

Favourite ♠ ship?

Favourite ♦ ship?

Favourite ♣ ship?

Favourite quadrant vacillation ship? (♥/♦, ♥/♠, ♦/♠, etc.)

Favourite human x human ship?

Favourite troll x troll ship?

Favourite troll x human ship?

Favourite dancestors ship?

Favourite ancestors ship?

Favourite ship without any humans and/or trolls in it?

Favourite canon ship?

Least favourite canon ship?

Favourite rare ship?

What was your first ship?

Do you still ship your first ship?

Do you have any headcanon for any ship?

A song/playlist that remembers you of your ship(s)?

Do you have a crackship?

Least favourite popular ship?

Do you have a ship that basically nobody has ever heard of? (more rare then a rare ship)

Favourite hetero ship?

Favourite gay ship?

Favourite lesbian ship?

Favourite polyamorous ship (not ♣)?

Favourite platonic ship?

Favourite fanfiction(s) of your ship(s)?

Do you self-ship with any character?

Do you have an OC x canon ship? (the OC doesn't have to be yours)

Do you have an OC x OC ship? (the OCs don't have to be yours)

Do/Did you use the quadrants for any NON-Homestuck ship?

Do you use the quadrants in real life?

A ship that you used to love but now you hate/don't like so much anymore?

A ship that you used to hate/not like so much but now you love/like?

Comfort ship(s)?

Favourite canon moment/interaction with your ship(s)?

How would a marriage between your ship go? (the proposal, the marriage itself, and their life after)

If your ship(s) had a social account together (youtube, tumblr, instagram, etc), how would it be? What would they post/talk about?

Anyone can add something to this list. Just send me an ask, or comment/rb this post with new asks to add and I will edit the list :)

[zeta-739]

"Hello 'Creation'!! :]"

— "Subspace"

OH. HELLO CREATOR. THERE IS... A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF YOU ON HERE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY ORDERS FOR ME.

[idv-askchaoticduo]

Lawrence Cotas reaction's to Evelyn Mora

The Gambler and The Faro Lady

[kokuycku]

would anyone be interested in my writing outside of tumblr...?

[idv-ask-the-showman]

Nothing new here to see~

Just an adult man bullying a 13 year old boy✨

//Lol there a lot of videos of those two I wanna make but I am lazy so have this XD (Lawrence belongs to Kory - @idv-askchaoticduo )