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[skxllz]

Imagine putting dish soap and yeast in your mouth

[erikasms]

Down with my demons ✨👹

[beoneofus]

what if we kissed in the middle of a cute little sandwich shop while orange and brown leaves fell in the background with children riding on their bites and the sound of a ceiling fan whirring quietly around us

[fushigurro]

sometimes i'm like "damn why the dash dead" and then i remember it's the weekend and most people have lives (not me tho)

[lemon-criminal]

spencer reid x doctor/med school reader who wants to volunteer

[squigglemice]

who’s ur fave mira outside of fluttermouse? :)

my cunty queen tigerdorp mama!!

[batllethinker]

She's so me

[fivestrandbraid]

Who wants to run away to the west coast with me

[skxllz]

If mrs puff and mr puff is married, why hasn’t mr puff come back to bikini bottom after being resurrected.

if mrs puff could puff would a puff could how puff it happen why ask you would this?

[humanrinds]

‘he doesn’t look that big, probably around 5 inches’

5 inches feels like a lot when you’ve never taken any real inches before

[themodsbabe]

45+ SIMS 4 OLD MONEY CC FOR A MORE REFINED, PREPPY WARDROBE

Today, I’m rounding up my favorite Sims 4 old money cc!

The old money aesthetic is such a fun, aspirational look that I love giving to my sims. Ya girl sure as heck ain’t old money in real life, but my sims sure can be (shout out to the ‘motherlode’ cheat! ✌️)

Live out your nepo baby dreams with this one guys ✨

(and remember ethical billionaires only exist when we all have access to the motherlode cheat thx 🫶🏻😌)

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[fushigurro]

gojo wishes he could live inside your pussy btw. like shrink himself down and make it his own personal little prison realm

[lemon-criminal]

”your house is haunted, your dad is always mad”

“oh goddamn, my pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand”

“sleep in half the day just for old times sake”

what if i killed myself just to be reborn again to hear these songs again for the first time

[duc-kie]

Hii darlinggg, how about some headcannons with how the HP men take care of you while youre stressed or something. Im in the mood for some fluff.

Take your time, ✌️

finally wrote something again I’m actually so proud of myself. my life has been so busy lately I don’t even know my name anymore. this is quite short and it doesn’t contain many characters in it but it was easier to write it like this.

thank you so much for the request and the patience🫶🏻 hope you enjoy my hp fluff hcs

(it contains Cedric Diggory, draco malfoy, Mattheo riddle, Tom riddle)

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CEDRIC DIGGORY

- now he’s just the sweetest I love him. he’d know EXACTLY what to do to help you relax.

- (depending on what you like) he’d run you a hot bubble bath, put on a movie, cuddle with you, take you out on a dinner date or a picnic date, or he’d take you shopping etc.

- he’d hold you the whole night and tell you how proud of you he is and make you smile as much as possible.

- the next morning you better be ready for breakfast in the morning with the sweetest note and flowers next to it. he’d even cuddle you while you eat or give you a massage.

- literally a 100/10 I want him so bad.

DRACO MALFOY

- he might not appear as soft at first but he really is when you get to know him.

- he would try to distract you from the thing that was stressing you out so he’d put on a movie and prepare some snacks.

- then he’d cuddle you while you both watch the movie.

- he would fall asleep holding you and in the morning he’d bring you some breakfast in bed.

MATTHEO RIDDLE

- he can also be very sweet when you really get to know him and he always knows how to comfort you.

- he’d also distract you from whatever is stressing you out. he would take you to the slytherin common room at night when everyone is asleep and he’d cuddle you and read to you next to the fire place. he’d also make sure you have your hot cocoa and the softest blanket he could find.

- when he could tell you were tired he’d carry you back to his dorm and cuddle you to sleep.

- the next day he would make sure you have a great day and that you weren’t stressed anymore.

TOM RIDDLE

- now Tom riddle is sweeter after you’ve been together for a while BUT he’s still not very sweet.

- he’d act as if he doesn’t care at all but deep down he does a little.

- I feel like he’d go on a walk with you and let the nature take care of your stress so he doesn’t have to.

- at night he’d cuddle you as best as he could.

- the next morning wouldn’t be anything special, maybe he’d help you study if that’s what was causing your stress.

[remember1me]

📹 مصرية ترفع علم فلسطين وتقف بمفردها وسط مدينة القاهرة تضامناً مع غزة:

"يا رجالة يا مصريين فين النخوة وفين الدين"

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[pureseasalt]

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