#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)
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this came to me in a dream (i thought about it two minutes ago)
#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *this makes me laugh SO hard i still find it really funny#south park#eric cartman#south park shitpost#okay to reblog#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββshitpost
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daily reminder that this fat fuck squeals like a pig when he's in fight or flight mode. he will unironically squeal and scream and run simultaneously.
#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββheadcanon
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"Kyle, you poor poor soul. I thought you were better than this. Better than your people."
"Cartman, don't you dare finish that fucking sentence--"
"I didn't think you'd team up with other Jews to terrorize the townspeople. What, you got some secret phone line? You got other groups you're controllin'? Are you like a Hitler Jew, Kyle?"
"WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M IN CONTACT WITH OTHER JEWS FROM NEW YORK, YOU FAT FUCK?! WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER!"
"Lying about the truth isn't going to help you in your favor, Kyle."
"SHUT UP!"
(what i'm referring to)
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *i just KNOW cartman has something ready for shit like this#// *gotta blame Kyle for every big event#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββdash commentary
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redgentleengieΒ asked:
Which muse is the loosest in how they use the word 'friend'? Which muse is the strictest? ; WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS
Krieg is definitely one of the few that loosely uses the word "friend"; to him, it's anyone they can build some kind of trust with. They know who not to trust and what they can spot in someone who can seem trustworthy. Hell, any pets or fellow allows of those he already trusts are ones he can consider friends. His inner voice can seem a little too strict or uptight in how they see people, but there's reasons for that. Same goes for his Psycho self, as he too can have reasons to not trust somebody entirely.
Cartman seems like the kind of guy who would be one of the other folks on the roster who would loosely use "friend", but he's actually one of the more stricter types in that regard. To him, acquaintances are NOT friends to him, but vessels. People he can use for his own gain that he can feign as having a friend, but he won't ever consider them as friends. I doubt he ever will.
#redgentleengie#β¨{πΆπ¬π² ππ΄π¬π¨π’ π±π₯π’ π΄π―π¬π«π€ π‘π¬π€!!; (π¨π―π¦π’π€ π±π₯π’ ππ°πΆπ π₯π¬)#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *cartman is the kind of person who'd only have a certain amount of friends. any more? hes lying#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββheadcanon#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered
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redgentleengieΒ asked:
Pick 3 muses (5, if you're feeling adventurous) that love being treated like a prince/princess.
right off the bat: Stolas. he is born into royalty and is quite commonly used to being treated in a spoiled manner. i firmly believe he was a complete mama's boy, not having much involvement with his father, but the difference of love was there. and while he is as humble as he could be, he enjoys being spoiled and treated like a Prince. he forgets sometimes that he deserves some better treatment and spoiling love.
ALBERT TOO. he is a SUCKER for being treated like a princess and will take every opportunity to be the center of attention. he's a bastard, but a sly one too. he wants your attention and will put himself in front of you to be spoiled by you and ONLY you.
Cartman is another one where he WANTS the attention and loves being treated like a literal fucking king. he wants to be a king and he sees himself as such. look at the games and positions he's been in where he runs the show and nobody else. he loves the princess treatment and will ruin shit for you if you take it away from him.
Crowley - the master of serving cunt. this fucker LOVES being treated like a princess, but ONLY by Aziraphale and nobody else. he's the kind who really loves the attention and only shares that with someone they care about. anybody else? he thinks you're weird as fuck if you try to spoil him and brushes it off, saying "he doesn't deserve it". he will only accept it from his favorite angel.
and finally, Moxxi. the queen, the MILF, the lover, the entire package. she loves the princess treatment and returns it to her lovers. all of her past exes, Jack included, have gotten her fair share of love and doting spoiled gifts. she knows her worth, but knows damn well why people love coming to her bar and takes advantage of it to look even better than she did before every day.
#stolas don't look#redgentleengie#β¨{ππ° π±π₯π’ π°π±ππ―π° π°π±ππ―π± π±π¬ ππ©π¦π€π«β π¦ π₯π¬ππ’ πΆπ¬π² π±ππ¨π’ π¦π± ππ° π π°π¦π€π«; (π°π±π¬π©ππ° π€π¬π’π±π¦π)#β¨{π±π₯π’π―π’'π° π«π¬ ππ¬π¦π«π± π¦π« π₯π¦π‘π¦π«π€; (ππ©ππ’π―π± π΄π’π°π¨π’π―)#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#β¨{π¦ π‘π¦π‘π«'π± πͺπ’ππ« π±π¬ π£ππ©π©β¦ π¦ π§π²π°π± π₯π²π«π€ ππ―π¬π²π«π‘ π±π₯π’ π΄π―π¬π«π€ ππ’π¬ππ©π’; (π π―π¬π΄π©π’πΆ)#β¨{πΆπ¬π² π°π²π―π’ π¨π«π¬π΄ π₯π¬π΄ π±π¬ πͺππ¨π’ π π€π¦π―π© π£π’π’π© π°ππ’π π¦ππ©; (πͺππ‘ πͺπ¬π΅π΅π¦)#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββheadcanon#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered
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Β Β Β Β Β Β Β "AndΒ Β getΒ Β this,Β Β hisΒ Β suicideΒ Β noteΒ Β wasΒ Β stuckΒ Β toΒ Β theΒ Β fridgeΒ Β withΒ Β aΒ Β CookieΒ Β MonsterΒ Β magnet.Β Β AllΒ Β heΒ Β wroteΒ Β onΒ Β itΒ Β was,Β Β 'Kahl'sΒ Β fault'."
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β "I'mΒ Β 'Kahl'Β Β byΒ Β theΒ Β way.Β Β Hi.Β Β WhatΒ Β theΒ Β fuckΒ Β didΒ Β IΒ Β doΒ Β toΒ Β him?!"
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#suicide mention#// *i should play class of 09 at some point JHSFH#// *this is still really funny to me#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππ ππππββ:ββcrack
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[referencing back to that one South P.ark episode where Cartman started his own church]
Β Β Β Β βLook, itβs the Bible!β [holds up a book titled βThe Bibbleβ]
Β Β Β Β β...that says βThe Bibbleβ--β
Β Β Β Β βYOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!!β
(video reference)
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *no context - this is all you'll get#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββshitpost
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> I have to make this real quick because of a new muse that I recently added.
> I have recently added ERIC CARTMAN to my muse roster. He is currently on REQUEST ONLY because of how I will be writing him. When he is being written on my blog, PLEASE understand that his language and how he talks to people will be in some of the worst ways possible. He WILL say nasty shit and use slurs, insults, bullying, EVERYTHING under the sun. He is like that as a character and he will use things to his advantage if he can manage to get under your skin.
> That is just how he is. He does NOT REFLECT ON THE MUN. I hate him just as much as everybody else that knows who he is and is familiar with his personality. He is an attention whore and loves hurting people. He is a goddamn psychopath and he is aware of how much he DOES NOT CARE for people.
> I am going to keep this post up because I do not want people coming into my inbox all upset because I have him as a muse. He will be here only on request and I WILL NOT FREELY WRITE HIM JUST BECAUSE. Unless things are plotted and you are AWARE of how he will be, I will not throw him in for threads. You have to talk to me about it first and understand the consequences of what he will say to your muse.
#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββout of character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββpublic service announcement
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Cartman receives a mysterious package. There's no return address (or not one that he recognizes) and he wasn't expecting anything. What does he do?
UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!
He just... stares at the package. It sits at his doorstep and he has no idea what to do. Being the dumbass that he is, he just takes it in and sets it on his table.
"...the fuck do I do with this?" He asks himself. "What is this...?" He has now opened it. He has torn open the packaging, thinking it's a gift. (It's not)
#troublcmakcrs#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *PLEASE tell me its a pipebomb#// *i want it to be a pipebomb#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered
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Β Β Β Β βCβmoooon, you got the accent! Just say βSΓ, me ride my tiny bicicleta to skewwwwwlβ.β
Β Β Β Β βFuck you, man. Seriously.β
#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#β¨{ππ©π© πͺπΆ π£π―π¦π’π«π‘π° ππ―π’ π±π¬π΅π¦π - ππ©π© ππͺππ¦π±π¦π¬π«π©π’π°π°; (π£π―ππ«π π¦π«π’ βπ£π―ππ«β π ππ°π±π¦π©π©π¬)#racism tw#// *listen he would be INCREDIBLY racist towards Fran#// *and it does not stop#// *just a bit of an example to show what she'd go through with being around him#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character
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Β Β Β Β βHey, Kahl. You do know kissing a dude to say βIβm not gayβ doesnβt mean anything. Itβs still gay.β Heβs learned a thing or two from him in the past... for a few reasons.
#multibg#gvesnofux#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *eric vc: thats still really fucking gay#south park tw#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββdash commentary
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Β Β Β Β βI kinda miss Chef sometimes... I think about when he might come back...β
#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *MUTUALS ONLY PLEASE#// *also hi yes i watched That Chef episode when he was gone#// *i am Sad and Traumatized#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββdash commentary#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββopen starter
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Craig: β not a hugger. got it. β ( //for cartman :(( i'm so sorry for my mental illness )
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"Aww, c'mon, Craig! I know you're suuuch a hugger! I know how you get with Tweek." He's absolutely being awful (on purpose). It's become a common situation with him and his fellow acquaintances, being all up-close and personal. However, he had completely disregarded Craig's warning and pulled him in for a side hug.
"You can't tell me you aren't a hugger, but you're like a cat! Don't lie to me, Craig."
#troublcmakcrs#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *the mental illness is SO real bestie#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered
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"Β πππππΒ Β ππΒ Β ππππΒ β (KENNY @ EVERYONE YOU WANT)
ππππΒ Β "Β πππππΒ Β ππΒ Β ππππΒ βΒ Β π
ππΒ Β ππΒ Β ππππΒ Β ππΒ Β ππππππΒ Β ππππππππΒ Β πππππΒ Β πππππ.Β Β ππΒ Β πππππΒ Β πππππππΒ .
"Honestly, dude? Yeah. I'd smash. If I wasn't so busy, I'd be down bad in a Denny's parking lot for you."
"Fucking... no? I'd say 'smash', but I don't wanna get your chlamydia, Kenny!"
"Uh... am I supposed to answer?" It's yes. He'd smash.
#multibg#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#β¨{π¬π₯ π₯ππͺππ²π―π€π’π―π°!!; (ππ²π±π±π’π―π° π°π±π¬π±π π₯)#south park tw#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered
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Β Β Β Β βDamn, I canβt believe Craig got neutered. How sad. Couldnβt be me.β Cartman has not forgotten that moment and is being an absolute shit about it.
@nurturing-starlightβ
#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββdash commentary
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Β Β Β Β βHey, dude. I heard from a little bird that you got a crush on Kyle~.β Cartman? Being a little shit? Absolutely normal.
#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππ ππππββ:ββcrack
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