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Β«ββββββ Β« HEADCANON Β» ββββββΒ»
MORALITY CHALLENGE
Tagged by: yoinked it from @general-kalani
Tagging: @amadaans @muutos @dualitytransformation @nebula-drcams @wrensfeatheredpen and you! steal it from me
bold all the things your muse has done ( will / would do is in italics, bolded italics means theyβve done it before and will probably do it again )
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MUSE: Harriet Jekyll
murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / money-laundering / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting
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MUSE: Kyle Broflovski
murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / money-laundering / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting
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MUSE: Jesse Pinkman
murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / money-laundering / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting
#β¨{π±π₯π¦π° πͺπ¦π«π‘ π¦π°π«'π± πͺπ¦π«π’ - π΄π₯π¬ ππͺ π¦ π±π¬ π§π²π‘π€π’?; (π‘π―. π₯ππ―π―π¦π’π± π’π©π’ππ«π¬π― π§π’π¨πΆπ©π©)#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{ππ―π’ π΄π’ π¦π« π±π₯π’ πͺπ’π±π₯ ππ²π°π¦π«π’π°π°β¦ π¬π― π±π₯π’ πͺπ¬π«π’πΆ ππ²π°π¦π«π’π°π°?; (π§π’π°π°π’ ππ¦π«π¨πͺππ«)#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββheadcanon#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββmuse meme#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββqueue
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(@friendscfmine) Stan: "I didn't tighten the lid on my shaker enough, and now I'm covered in Angel Face." (for kyle; based on a a true "teddy's evening cocktail" story π)
unprompted asks - always accepting!
He couldn't help but snicker, pursing his lips to hide the fact that he puffed his cheeks in a momentary giggle. One single hand rested over his mouth, hiding his face for a moment. The look on Stan's face made his short laughter worse.
" ... dude, the Angel Face makes you look like shit," he snickered. "You look all sticky. You sure it wasn't just on your face? 'Cause it looks like it got into your hair too."
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#// *rip teddy's evening cocktail from last night. you will be missed :pensive;#// *also this is like omega short but i hope this is fine EFJHAJWAHE#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββanonymous
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"Kyle, you poor poor soul. I thought you were better than this. Better than your people."
"Cartman, don't you dare finish that fucking sentence--"
"I didn't think you'd team up with other Jews to terrorize the townspeople. What, you got some secret phone line? You got other groups you're controllin'? Are you like a Hitler Jew, Kyle?"
"WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M IN CONTACT WITH OTHER JEWS FROM NEW YORK, YOU FAT FUCK?! WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER!"
"Lying about the truth isn't going to help you in your favor, Kyle."
"SHUT UP!"
(what i'm referring to)
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *i just KNOW cartman has something ready for shit like this#// *gotta blame Kyle for every big event#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββdash commentary
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Β Β Β Β Β Β Β "She'sΒ Β beenΒ Β dethawingΒ Β forΒ Β tenΒ Β goddamnΒ Β months.Β Β It'sΒ Β likeΒ Β aΒ Β curseΒ Β -Β Β everyΒ Β fuckingΒ Β Christmas,Β Β sheΒ Β comesΒ Β back.Β Β It'sΒ Β aΒ Β nightmare!Β Β IΒ Β fuckingΒ Β hateΒ Β it!"
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β "I,Β Β uh...Β Β IΒ Β thinkΒ Β theΒ Β ChristmasΒ Β musicΒ Β isΒ Β fine.Β Β IΒ Β don'tΒ Β listenΒ Β toΒ Β theΒ Β radioΒ Β anyway."
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π₯π¬π©πΆ π°π₯π¦π±β π‘π²π‘π’!; (π°π±ππ« πͺππ―π°π₯)#// *i hate christmas music being played so early LMFAOOO#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββdash commentary
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angelicgentlemanΒ asked:
π(for a wrapped lyric starter!) with Kyle! ; spotify wrapped has arrived. send me a number from 1-100 for a starter based on that song, or a lyric from it, or send a π for me to shuffle.
67 - "night eyes" by the orion experience
Β Β Β How long had it been since he really had a decent conversation with Pip? It seemed like a lifetime ago that he spoke to him so often. Though, regrettably, most of those conversations were hostile and mean. For the most part, he was working on not being so harsh, but it came and went from his tongue in venomous ways. Not intentional, but he was a hardhead for a reason.
Β Β Β Coincidentally, he ran into him on a night walk, bumping into him on the street after coming out of a building with an extra snack for himself, glancing over at him. He recognized him immediately, looking at him up and down.
Β Β Β "Huh... hey, Pip," he spoke, tapping his shoulder. "You look pretty... fancy and fine. Haven't seen you in a while. What's up?"
#angelicgentleman#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#// *kyle: notorious for being a stubborn shithead as a kid#// *kyle now: trying so hard to be better but cant and feels awkward saying hi#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered
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bittcnneck asked:
β Β you look like you could use a hand with that.Β β from lacey to kyle! ; π Β * Β β Β π
ππππ πππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ
"Huh? Oh... uh, sure. I don't mind." In his hands was one of his boxes, pulling it out from the back of his car. For college, he moved out of his parents' house, having his own vehice to carry his belongings from South Park all the way to across the state. The back of his trunk was open, setting out some boxes to carry inside his apartment building.
"I appreciate the help. You live near here?" He asked, picking up an extra box. "I haven't met anybody 'round here yet to say hi to. I'm new to this place. The name's Kyle."
#bittcnneck#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#// *context: he moved to a new apartment from south park#// *hope this works!#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered
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"Okay, word association, go!"
"Holiday."
"Boys~."
[WHEEZES]
"What the fuck--"
"--boys?!"
"I don't know! I don't know..."
[ video reference ]
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{ππ©π© πͺπΆ π£π―π¦π’π«π‘π° ππ―π’ π±π¬π΅π¦π - ππ©π© ππͺππ¦π±π¦π¬π«π©π’π°π°; (π£π―ππ«π π¦π«π’ βπ£π―ππ«β π ππ°π±π¦π©π©π¬)#long post#// *hi i made this joke to a few friends last year but i still think its funny#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββshitpost
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Β Β Β Β Β Β Β "AndΒ Β getΒ Β this,Β Β hisΒ Β suicideΒ Β noteΒ Β wasΒ Β stuckΒ Β toΒ Β theΒ Β fridgeΒ Β withΒ Β aΒ Β CookieΒ Β MonsterΒ Β magnet.Β Β AllΒ Β heΒ Β wroteΒ Β onΒ Β itΒ Β was,Β Β 'Kahl'sΒ Β fault'."
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β "I'mΒ Β 'Kahl'Β Β byΒ Β theΒ Β way.Β Β Hi.Β Β WhatΒ Β theΒ Β fuckΒ Β didΒ Β IΒ Β doΒ Β toΒ Β him?!"
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#suicide mention#// *i should play class of 09 at some point JHSFH#// *this is still really funny to me#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππ ππππββ:ββcrack
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[referencing back to that one South P.ark episode where Cartman started his own church]
Β Β Β Β βLook, itβs the Bible!β [holds up a book titled βThe Bibbleβ]
Β Β Β Β β...that says βThe Bibbleβ--β
Β Β Β Β βYOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!!β
(video reference)
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π₯π’ πͺπ²π°π± π₯ππ³π’ π π₯π²π€π’ ππ¬π«π’ π¦π« π₯π¦π° ππ°π° π±π₯π’π«!; (π’π―π¦π π ππ―π±πͺππ«)#// *no context - this is all you'll get#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββshitpost
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Β Β Β Β βHoly shit, heβs ACTUALLY HERE.β
#thtstegridy#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#// *HES HEREEEEEE#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββdash commentary
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@multibg continued from here
It was a great, royal party to celebrate their victories and greatest warriors. Everyone was celebrating, including himself, watching them all feast together. It was a great banquet where they all could be at peace for the night, celebrating delightfully without a fear or worry to stop them.
But to his surprise, his Best was nowhere to be seen. After leaving him to his own celebratory ways on a soft whisper, he had found his own drink tossed to the side in a soaking puddle, catching a whiff of strange bitterness. That was not a good sign to the King. If anything, he had to find Stannis as quickly as he could, slowly leaving his seat to let the rest of his Kingdom celebrate without him for a little while.
Silently, he followed rather quickly, but with soft feet. He had to keep an eye on his bodyguard, afraid of what he was suffering from. It was the poison, wasn't it? He managed to find a moment where he laid a hand on his shoulder to catch his attention, worry crossing his face.
"Marshwalker... how dare you leave me with such a vauge message like that?" He spoke rather sharply. "Sit... please. Rest for a moment while I take a look at you."
#multibg#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π€π¬π±π±π π¦πͺππ―π¬π³π¦π°π’!; (π¦π«-π π₯ππ―ππ π±π’π― π―π¬π©π’ππ©ππΆ)#β¨{π¨π¦π«π‘ π₯π’ππ―π±π° π‘π¬π«'π± πͺππ¨π’ π π«π’π΄ π°π±π¬π―πΆ; π¨πΆπ©π’ & π°π±ππ« [πͺπ²π©π±π¦ππ€]}#south park tw#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββtagged#πΊ * πππππ ππππ π
ππππππ πππππβ :β the stick of truth
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Β Β Β Β Kyle has gotten a sudden urge to sing one of his favorite songs. Who knew that heβd have a bit of a musical taste?
Β Β Β Β π΅ βI didn't get where I am today,
By letting myself get pushed around!
No man or beast or kitty-cat or doggy
Is going to drag me down!β π΅
Β Β Β Β π΅ βThe lightning will be flashing,
The thunder, it will roar!
They'll never know what hit 'em!
Wait'll they see what I have in store...β π΅
Β Β Β Β π΅ βBig and loud!
It will be big and loud!
When the fall they'll really fall!
And they're gonna fall big!
And they're gonna fall loud!
They're gonna fall big and...β π΅
Β Β Β Β π΅ βLoud~!β π΅
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#// *hi i was gone all day bc i was sick so have this post#// *theres an edit linked#// *it has been my brainrot ALL DAY#// *also he def keeps his musical talent bc how are u gonna let that shit go to waste#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββopen starter
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Craig: β do you come here often ? β (for kyle)
π Β * Β β Β π
ππππ πππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ (ALWAYS Accepting!)
"What, here? Only once in a while. I only really come along with some of my buddies. Not entirely a party person or 'going out' or whatever," he shrugged, having a handful of his own snacks. "I'm with Stan and a few others, but you look surprised, Craig."
Well, emphasis on "party person"; he didn't go to parties or events that often. Only if they were really interesting to Kyle or they were going out as a group to eat or to have fun. Now, he was more into his books and an outlook for education. He tilted his own head, adjusting his parka before raising a brow at the other.
"I haven't seen you around in a while, though. What have you been up to?"
#troublcmakcrs#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#// *i had the idea of like...... either a party or some big event. like a concert or smth#// *idk hes not exactly super outgoing. thats how i see it w/ him since he really only does stuff with his buddies#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered
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"hey kyle! i got this new milkshake from mcdonald's? the grimace milkshake, i heard it was pretty good! here, try it with me!" -stan
UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!
"Oh, cool! Yeah, I'll share some with you." Kyle had taken one of the extra straws and unwrapped it, sticking it into the top of the milkshake and taking a sip. He tasted it a little bit, thinking to himself, "...actually, yeah! This is pretty goo--"
"..."
#multibg#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π¨π¦π«π‘ π₯π’ππ―π±π° π‘π¬π«'π± πͺππ¨π’ π π«π’π΄ π°π±π¬π―πΆ; π¨πΆπ©π’ & π°π±ππ« [πͺπ²π©π±π¦ππ€]}#// *thomas sanders vc: THEY GOT GINA!!!#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββask answered
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@smileduponyouβ continued from here
Β Β Β Β β...I honestly thought it wasnβt gonna be cold today,β he admitted with a chuckle, attempting to rub his arms for warmth. It was a little chilly today, unexpectedly. A grumble was heard before he felt Gregoryβs hands producing the same warmth for him.
Β Β Β Β βThanks... I didnβt think itβd be cold today,β he sighed, leaning into his touch. βI take it you donβt have an extra coat, do you?β
#smileduponyou#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#β¨{π€π¬π±π±π π¦πͺππ―π¬π³π¦π°π’!; (π¦π«-π π₯ππ―ππ π±π’π― π―π¬π©π’ππ©ππΆ)#β¨{π§π²π°π± π ππ©π© πͺπΆ π«ππͺπ’ - π¦βπͺ πΆπ¬π²π―π° π±π¬ π±ππͺπ’; π¨πΆπ©π’ & π€π―π’π€π¬π―πΆ}#south park tw#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββin character#πΊ * ππππππ ππππββ:β fluff#πΊ * πππππ ππππ πππππβ :β a quiet little mountain town
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// *because of @lightningjacketβ introducing me to a VERY addicting animated video, i made two gifs:
// *lil shit can be evil if he could..............
animation video here
#β¨{π€π¦π«π€π’π―π’π‘ π§π’π΄ π£π―π¬πͺ π§π’π―π°π’πΆ; (π¨πΆπ©π’ ππ―π¬π£π©π¬π³π°π¨π¦)#// *im doing drafts at 3:35 am and making fucking gifs#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββout of character#πΊ * ππππππππββ:ββmunβs art
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