#🐠 michael [it&/its&]

[the-michaels-hoard]

love being a subsystem love that well never be alone love that were always together love that our brain will never be truly quiet we love eachother <3333

[dahldahlbills]

🐠, 🍰, and 🌨️ for writers' ask!!!

And bonus 🐥 <3

HI BELOVED THANK YOU FOR THE ASK 🫶

🐠author who inspires you

Leigh Bardugo! Her writing is extremely delicious and I will never forget when I was reading six of crows until 3am after graduating high school and being overwhelmed with emotions. I distinctly remember clutching the book to my chest and thinking “this. This is how I want people to feel when reading my books.” :’)

🍰where you like to write

I wish I could say some place cool like a cafe or the library or something, but there’s no place better to me than my room at my desk where I have all my pens and trinkets :]

🌨️book you hate

It hurts me to say this but. Book 7&8 of the Michael Vey series. I loved this series as a teen but the author fumbled so so bad. It technically ended with book 7 but he’s continued the series after the original ending (a mistake). I drafted and deleted a rant post about book 8 three different times bc it was so frustrating to read. Also the savior’s champion by Jenna moreci but that’s a whole conversation on its own.

EDIT: I forgot to say thank you for the motivation 🫶 I definitely need it! <3

summer writing asks

[dagon-flavored-extract]

God that’s so valid! I also have a Spotify playlist for them

It’s meant to be more from Dagon’s POV (and it’s ever so slightly biased because I associate Michael with my partner and Dagon with myself LMAO) but if people want that too, its 2.5hrs long!!!!!!

For the like, 10 other people who ship Ineffable Administrators/Angelfish

We can agree that their, like Ineffable ship song is “Uptown Girl” by Billy Joel, yes?

@ineffable-administrators-central thoughts????

[the-michaels-hoard]

yk, i think this is the only place where distortion and shelley really seperate itself&

like everywhere else, were just michael. this is the only place where we show who we are really.

[the-michaels-hoard]

hi there, we are michael, ahahah! this is our hoard blog, for various identities! it may also be used as a more personal blog for us to do things, though!

more stuff under the cut bc this post got long

note that some of the identities will be transids, or radqueer terms. we are a confusing paradoxical mess, and those terms help us have a sense of identity. if you are anti radqueer, block us. we will delete any hate sent our way.

also, we are the delusion holder for our syster (hence our banner) and therefore sometimes we dont make sense when we talk. if we make no sense, feel free to ask if we can get one of our headmates to re-say it in normal english.

we collectively use it&/its&, and are a system of 2! this blog is so we can seperate our identities from the larger system, and partially eachother!

distortion uses it/its third person pronouns, and any emojiself second person pronouns!!! it also talks about distortion in third person, rather than first!

hey, shelley here. i use it/he/they (in any order) and just the normal you/your second person pronouns. that might change in the future.

tags are as follow:

#🚪 distortion [it/its]: distortions personal tag! ahahah

#🐚 shelley [it/he/they]: shelleys personal tag.

#🐠 michael [it&/its&]: both of us are talking or we cant figure out who said what.

#identity fuckery: an identity for our hoard! will be tagged with the personal tag of whoever ids with it.

#personal shit: not an identity, a personal post!

this post will be updated with stuff, so feel free to check it regularly!

(and thanks to bunny in the mogai server for giving us this idea!)