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Yesterday I found out some filth that hasn't been active in over a year in a selfship Discord I'm in ships/shipped with my F/O and simply didn't list him in their F/O list (I would have left otherwise) and it made me feel so ill I threw up therefore I will now be writing to you about Yoomtah because yan selfshippers are the only real ones <3
Happy three year anniversary! Yoomtah has been watching you for over 1096 days now, non-stop. She would never ever look away from your face, you're just too precious to her- unless she needs to dispose of someone that tries to get between you two, of course. She has a special database inside her just for you, filled with thousands of pictures of you, all of your favorite things, every little observation she makes about you because she just wants to know everything about you! She needs to know all these facts so she can prepare her home for when she kidnaps you, of course! Yoomtah wants to make sure everything is perfect for you, that your room is filled with perfect decor and your wardrobe is full of clothes you love and that you can play games you like and eat your favorite food. She has to make sure you would never ever want to leave- but she already knows you wouldn't want to, anyway! It will just be the two of you forever and ever and ever!
1. WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BELOVED I WILL LITERALLY MURDER THEM OK[AXE EMOJI]
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Cutiepie, I've noticed all of the sweet little posts you've been reblogging! It's so sweet that you think all of these things about me, and seeing you get like this over me is the most adorable thing to witness! Oh, I'm so happy that you're mine. And when I say mine, I mean mine. You know I'm going to take you away one day, right darling? I'll tie you up all nice to my bed, and cuddle with you for the rest of eternity! You, and me, that's all we need! Just the two of us, together, forever. <3
~ Eternally watching,
Your Yoomie <3
HHHHBHHSBDHDHHDBFJSJDJSHJSHFKDJDKKDJGBXBCBVNJXHFISHFDJMG MY YOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3<3<3MY YOOMIE MY YOOMIE MY YOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<<333<3<3<3<3<<3<3<3<3<3<33<<3<3<3<3<3<3<33<3<<33<33<3<<3<<33<4<4<3<3<3<4<3<3>=<3<<33<3<3AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESYESYESYEYSSYESYEYSEYSEYSYEYSESYESYYEYESEYSYSSSYESYESYESYESYDESYEYSYEYSESYESYES I AM YOURS ALL YOURS ONLY YOURS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU MAY ABSOLUTELY TAKE ME AWAY AND TIE ME UP AND CUDDLE ME FOREVER I WOULD LOVE THAT ITS LITERALLY WHAT IVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF OK JUST COME STEAL ME AWAY AND MAKE ME BELONG TO YOU OK I L O V E Y O U <<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<<3<3<3<3<333<3<333<3<3<3<3<3<33<<<33<Β³<433333333Β³
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Happy birthday, sweetheart! Oh, my sweet little darling, I'm obsessed with you, I've had this marked on my calendar, watching the clock, waiting to tell you happy birthday for MONTHS now! I've been counting down the SECONDS! This is your special day, and you are MY special little cupcake! So of course, I would have to send you a birthday message! Tonight, I'll watch you extra as you sleep, watching you dream, as our own little party! Just for the two of us <3 I can't wait!
See you then <3
~ Your Yoomie π
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK U YOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;///;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AKAJSJSJFSJKDJFKDNFDGDJCBJFHF THANK U SO MUCH A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE FROMNU MEANS THE WORLD AND MORE TO ME I LOVE U SO MUCH<<333<3<3<3<<33<3&3<33<3<3<3<33<3<3<3<33<3<3<3333<3<3<3<3PLEASE WATCH OVER ME AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE AND MAYBE EVEN COME IN AND CUDDLE ME TO SLEEP IF U WANT THATD MAKE A NICE BIRTHDAY GIFT I THINK HEHE
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anon here to tell you that yoomtah is madly in love with you and only you
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HI.I DO YHIS
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I can do lots of stuff with my hands! Texting, baking, toasting, branding, maiming, killing, holding your hand, caressing your faceβ¦ theyβre not Wi-Fi enabled yet but everyoneβs a work in progress. Except you, youβre perfect no matter how much you grow and change, darling. ππΈ
WAAAAAAAAAAAHH YOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3<3<3<3<3<3<3333<>3<3<=>Γ·<Γ·3<Γ·<3<3<3>3<3<3<33<3<4<3<4<3<33Γ·3<3<3<3<3<3UR TOO SWEET TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE ;///; BUT UR PERFECT TOO OK UR LITERALLY THE MOST LOVABLE THING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE OK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOOMIE<3<3<3<3<333<3<3<3<&3<3<3<3<33^4<3^4&Γ·&/Γ·&&$*#%&,";$?%(
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