no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
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... aka something super self indulgent because i'm going insane right now
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เผ*ยทห gia's notes โป this is probably gonna get posted way after exam season is over but here it is!!! my coping mechanism!!! i have 3 exams in 8 days im gonna explode bro. and before that i had a THREE HOUR STATISTICS EXAM ๐๐
แฏ แกฃ๐ญฉ MAKES SURE THAT YOU SLEEP COMFORTABLY.
you've been running yourself into the ground recently with revision- yes, it's important and you need to study to get good grades, as he is more than aware of due to your multiple stressed rants to him when he suggests that you take a break.
it doesn't bother him, not really. he knows that you're beyond stressed right now and don't mean to be so snappy. he just wants to make sure that you're still taking care of yourself despite everything.
he's in your dorm room, not really making much noise, scrolling through reals with his phone on mute, just present to keep an eye on you and get you to take a break whenever it's been a little too long since you've moved from your desk.
it's some time where it's debatable whether it's very late or very early- both of your sleep schedules are fucked- and there comes a little thunk from your desk that interrupts the otherwise silent room.
your boyfriend glances up, smiling in triumph as he sees that you've finally succumbed to the nap that he's been trying to convince you to take for the past... 36 hours? something like that.
and now that your body has finally given in to exhaustion, he springs to action.
you'd been studying for days, you'd done more than enough for your upcoming exam, and a solid few hours of uninterrupted sleep is exactly what you need right now.
he slips off of your bed, his movements quiet and calculated as he sidles up next to you. your glasses are smushed against your face, and he gingerly removes them as gracefully as he can. you stir a little as he does so, and he grimaces, waiting for you to settle again.
it looked like you would wake up if he carried you to your bed- looks like he'll have to improvise.
he snags the fuzzy blanket folded neatly at the foot of your bed, wrapping it around your sleeping form still sat at your desk as best as he can. he then takes one of your smaller pillows, coaxing it between you and the solid wood of your desk as best as he can before admiring his handiwork.
hopefully, you wouldn't wake up with a stiff neck.
and finally, as a cherry on top, he places a kiss to your squished cheek and sits back down to let you take a well-deserved nap.
หเญจเญงโ๏ฝกห โ BLADE, gallagher, BOOTHILL ++ your faves!
แฏ แกฃ๐ญฉ IS YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANT WHILE YOU'RE STRESSING.
you don't have to lift a single finger when he's around. luckily for you, his exams finished a lot earlier this term than yours did, leaving him ample time to help you as much as he is capable of.
and what an attentive boyfriend he is! amidst all the stress, you can't help but swoon for him all over again because of how attentive he's being towards you. he just wants you to help you study and not worry about anything else!
if you're hungry, he'll have a plate of food ready for you before the request has even left your mouth. your back or neck is aching due to being hunched over? his strong hands are rubbing circles into the muscle, making you sigh contentedly as the stiffness melts away.
he's honestly like an angel in your time of need.
you feel guilty about how one-sided this all is, but he merely smiles, giving you a quick kiss and assuring you that he understands and just wants you to do well. you almost cried because of how sweet he was being.
once these exams are over, you're definitely going to make it up to him.
หเญจเญงโ๏ฝกห โ GEPARD, jing yuan, sunday ++ your faves!
แฏ แกฃ๐ญฉ ACTS AS YOUR TEMPORARY STUDY PARTNER.
despite not doing your degree, he's clever, and he knows enough without googling to help you out when you revise.
he's an advocate for the "teach someone about a subject until they understand it as well as you do" and luckily for you, he's all ears... and even if he does get some things a little quicker than your fried brain can explain, he still bites his tongue and plays a little dumb to probe you further with questions to test your understanding.
it'll help in the exam.
you've decided that this is way better than being cramped in a booth in the library- you have the freedom to wave your arms around and pace the room, to fully illustrate your thoughts and knowledge as he flips through the colourful flashcards that you made, reading the answers on the back of each of them, grilling you on the questions like a tiger mum.
he'll be damned if you don't get an A.
หเญจเญงโ๏ฝกห โ dan heng, DR RATIO, welt ++ your faves!
แฏ แกฃ๐ญฉ DEFUSES YOU WHENEVER YOU'RE GETTING TOO STRESSED.
in the days leading up to your exams, it was best to describe your stomach as a pit of nerves. it was honestly distracting you from revising, all the pent up anxiety that churned within you until you were on the verge of a meltdown.
and while you may be too stressed to realise all of this and do something about it, your boyfriend's watchful eye realises this.
and so he does what he does best- he makes you feel better.
he pulls your body to rest against his where he lies in your bed, his large hand drawing comforting circles up and down your spine- and after a few minutes he can feel you melt into him, your body finally releasing the pent up stress that it's been holding for too long.
"it's ok to take a break, honey."
you sigh into him, and he hugs you tighter.
"c'mon, let's go outside for a few minutes. it'll help you feel a lot better."
you shake your head.
"you wanna just stay here for a bit?"
he feels you nod against his chest.
"ok, then let's do that."
หเญจเญงโ๏ฝกห โ SAMPO, luocha, AVENTURINE ++ your faves!
IF YOU LIKED THIS, TRY ... do you want somebody like i want somebody?
the sweet and caring nature of the hsr men is also shown through them being your roommate <3
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Kill Bill P.7
Charles Leclerc x famous singer ex!reader
Authorโs note : all the songs are real although Iโve played around with whoโs featured on what, but I recommend everyone listen to the songs Iโve chosen not for any particular reason just cause they slap and I had such fun creating a playlist for this AU.
Also, I have WAYYY too much time on my hands now that uni is overโฆ so hope you enjoy - Algae๐ฑ
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yourusername : โTIDESโ out now on all streaming platforms ๐
y/bff/n : Now you did not play me Cellophane when i listened to this earlier! Why do you have me crying in walgreens by the edamame beans??
โ yourusername : girl? do you want me to come get you?
โ y/bff/n : please.
โ y/bff/n : HURRY UP nobody gets me started playing and the cashier is wondering why Iโm using grapes to dry my tears.
user1 : y/bff/n is so real for that cause what do you mean, โdidnโt I do it for you, why donโt I do it for you?โ y/n please explain yourself STAT!
โ user3 : no cause the most devastating part, โWHEN ALL I DO IS FOR YOUโ y/n Iโm in your walls, how dare you start an album like that wtf?
user4 : oh okay ๐
lewishamilton : So fun collabing with you
user5 : no cause we were robbed! we shouldโve had XNDA on girls need love.
โ yourusername : I was not about to sing about fucking and sucking with my surrogate uncle! Even couldโve been was too much for me. yโall should be lucky I brought the old man out of retirement
โ lewishamilton : glad you made that executive decision but Iโm not that old :(
danielricciardo : me rn - ๐ง๐ญ๐บ๐ชฉ๐ญ๐ข
โ yourusername : I appreciate you Danny ๐
โ yourusername : but make sure you give your therapist a ring yeah?
โ danielricciardo : on call with her rn!
user5 : whatโs everyoneโs favourite track and why is it love on the brain?
โ user6 : how could you even choose?? This might be a no skip album I fear.
user8: Iโm sorry y/n did not lay out the 5 minute from the heart ballad that is Ex-Factor for yโall to just not talk about it??
โ user9: โno one loves you more than me, and no one ever will!โ You listening Lord Perceval????
โ user16: โno matter how I think we grow you always seem to let me knowโฆ IT AINโT WORKING.โ
โ user13: but like if sheโs trying to send a message to Charles itโs a bit disjointed no?
โ user10: ex-factor isnโt to Charles Leclerc
โ user11: be so fr who is it for then??
โ user10: itโs obviously y/n grappling with her conflicting emotionsโฆ itโs not meant to be for Charles. This whole album is her going through it. Sheโs sorting thru her emotions. Are yโall dumb or stupid?
โ user15: alright now
user21: AHHSHHEJSJSJSKEDVDKZKSUDJ
โ user23: real.
hallebailey: call me asap for any more collabs, had such fun on Forgive Me!
โ yourusername: love you hal x
โ chloebailey: do not call her! She got her chance call me! (liked by yourusername)
y/bff/n: SUPERMODEL??!!?? Another one you didnโt let me listen to???
โ yourusername: cause I knew youโd smack me upside the head for begging a man to see me as pretty enough.
โ user24: WHO DIDNโT THINK YOU WERE PRETTY ENOUGH?! CHARLES?!! LET ME AT HIM!
oscarpiastri: on repeat ๐ถ
โ user31: Oscar ๐ญ itโs giving desperate
โ user26: keep commenting, sheโll reply one day!
โ user27: bros talking to himself in her comments
sza: album of the year I fear
โ yourusername: Solana ๐ couldnโt have done it without you
user32: @oscarpiastri are you the homeboy sheโs been secretly banging like she says on supermodel?
โ yourusername: I have NOT been secretly banging anyoneโs homeboy! Supermodel is the only track with joint writing creds! I fear @sza came up with that lyric. (Comment deleted by yourusername)
โ user34: NO Y/N let Charles think youโve been secretly doing Oscar!
โ user35: @user34 love me some psychological warfare!
landonorris: first!
โ yourusername: you literally are the last person to comment๐๐
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Y/N Strips Off Expectations on Her New Album โTIDESโ
R&B superstar delivers sharp barbs and haunting melodies on her long-awaited LP, amidst relationship drama with ex Charles Leclerc.
By Will Dukes
June 10, 2024
If you thought the singles released prior to the album were indicative of the direction this LP would take, think again. Y/nโs highly anticipated latest release, "TIDES," is an ambitious and masterful exploration of love's euphoria and its darker, toxic undertones. Known for her sultry R&B style, y/n transcends genre boundaries in this 15-track opus, weaving together dance, electronic, pop, and reggae influences to craft a cohesive narrative.
The album opens with "Cellophane," a haunting electronic ballad reminiscent of FKA Twigs' ethereal work. This opening track is something weโve never seen from y/n, yet her delicate vocals float over a sparse, echoing production, setting a tone of vulnerability and foreshadowing the emotional journey ahead. This track is a stunning prologue, drawing listeners into a world where love is as fragile as the titular cellophane.
As we transition to the 3rd track of the album "Forgive Me," the album's pulse quickens. The track opens with a haunting, ethereal intro that quickly gives way to a pulsating beat and assertive bass line, setting a commanding tone. Y/nโs and Halleโs harmonies are immediately striking, blending seamlessly while each womanโs distinct vocal timbre adds depth and texture to the song. Their voices convey both strength and a sense of liberation as they sing about reclaiming their power and refusing to apologize for their choices. Mid-album, "Doo Wop (That Thing)" introduces a surprising but seamless shift. The pop-reggae rhythm provides a laid-back contrast to the preceding tracks, reflecting a momentary calm in the tumultuous relationship. Yet, y/nโs lyrics hint at something more sinister, the song can be seen as a warning, y/n clearly saying to her listeners Iโve made mistakes and here is how you can avoid them.
I wonโt blame anyone for mistaking her single โKill Billโ as the climax of the album. That is what y/n wants you to believe but the climax arrives with "Mary Magdalene" an electronic ballad that ties with the opening track โCellophane.โ For me "Mary Magdalene," is a standout, embodying the album's central themes. Drawing on the figure of Mary Magdalene, y/n reclaims and redefines her story, exploring themes of femininity, devotion, and resilience. The song's intricate layering and hypnotic rhythms create an almost spiritual experience, inviting listeners to delve into its complex emotional landscape. The production is haunting, with distorted synths and echoing beats mirroring the disintegration of trust and affection. y/nโs vocal performance here is raw and powerful, her pain palpable as she sings, "a womanโs touch, a sacred geometry. I know where you start where you end. How to please, how to curse.โ
"TIDES" concludes with "Mirrored Heart," a poignant ballad that brings the narrative full circle, echoing the albumโs opening. With an album so tumultuous listeners would probably wish for a sense of closure. This song does not give you that, rather youโll be left questioning โwhatโs next.โ y/nโs voice, both fragile and resilient, lingers long after the final note.
In "TIDES," y/n not only expands her musical palette but also delivers a profound and relatable story. This album is a testament to her artistry, marking her as a versatile, timeless and fearless force in contemporary music. Itโs a disjointed album, songs sometimes seem out of place, but like the title โTIDES,โ suggests, and given the situation that inspired the album, that is exactly the atmosphere y/n was looking to create.
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charles_leclerc : best believe Iโll move on to better things
user1: do yโall hear that?
user3: not you using lyrics from y/nโs song itโs giving desperate.
user4: poor Alex
landonorris: what is bro doing lmao
user5: oh -
arthur_leclerc: if before you had a chance now you have 0 ๐
โ user5: oh Arthurโs messy messy
โlorenzotl: we want our sister in law back, and this idiot isnโt doing us any favours.
user6: Iโm sorry this is so disrespectful to Alex. Just cause you guys broke up doesnโt mean you can do this
user7: lmao get a life
carlossainz55: cabronโฆ this is not what we agreed youโd do ๐
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