#😐...

[queijac]

I'll live the rest of my life as a villain.

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[funtergeist]

hey so can you just kill me with a hammer instead .

[jakeperalta]

saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....

what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅

[ifriqiyyah]

"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

[skynobi]

did u guys see their grills are on opposite sides. ok gn ily

[strayheaven]

rubbing my calluses together

[cpericardium]

The time I opened an academic paper titled "parasitoid wasps" and read several sections about thermal temperatures in avalanche flow, wondering when the wasps were going to show up, before realising the file was probably mislabelled. "wow this sounds deadly and to think, the wasps haven’t even attacked yet"

[thatonechocogirl]

"WHAT ABOUT OHANA?!"

[kosmogrl]

[eastgaysian]

[joonsbubu]

tiktok is gone and i left 1 shadow edit behind i need it back like. right now im so mad

[saragrosie]

Who can it be now?

This is @burntbrownsugar 's villain Stone design, aka Doc Rock! I post about him a normal amount

Bonus huehuehue the guy

[steveyockey]

[oversizedsunhats]

You should draw papyrus like 😐 with spaghetti on his head

You’re right, I absolutely should

So I did

[urfavstan]

Emperor Sylus! — the most feared man of the empire. And your husband, nonetheless. Despite the weight his name carried, he was tender, loving, and incredibly clingy. It was impossible to rise at an acceptable hour. You, being the empress, had a life of endless schedules and fittings, yet none of them could be completed — not with the man himself tangled in your limbs.

Getting away was a struggle; every time you tried to place a pillow in his arms to imitate the feeling of your body, he would grumble into your ear, wrap his arms tighter around you, and mold you against him all over again. Completely ruining your work…..

It was hardly shocking to your staff by now, all of them well aware of their “fearsome and cruel” emperor’s habit of being unable to keep his hands off his bride — his continuous teasing leaving you flushed with crimson-stained cheeks. From the kisses he placed on your cheeks to your temples, nearly any piece of exposed skin made do for him.