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[norrisainz33]

Seeing Doubles Pt.2 - GR63

☆ summary: George Russell attends Wimbledon and meets the tennis it girl, Y/N

☆ pairing: george russell x reader

☆ fc: none

☆ warnings: slightly suggestive, you are responsible for the content you consume

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y/bff: now he’s got you playing doubles??

y/n: yes 😔

maxverstappen1: my invite must have gotten lost in the post… you still owe me that game of padel

y/n: let’s play when i get to monaco!!

maxverstappen1: i’ll make the reservation! you better be ready for some fierce competition

y/n: i have heard you are quite the pro

landonorris: simp 🫵

y/n: yes 🤭 have you seen him?

landonorris: unfortunately i have 🤢

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serenawilliams: you’re going to love monaco 💙

y/n: yayyyy!! miss you lots 🤍

serenawilliams: let’s get coffee when you’re back!

y/bff: come home the kids miss you

y/n: are you the kids

y/bff: yes mommy

lilymhe: see you soon gorgeous girl

y/n: looking forward to our date 🫶🏻

alexandrasaintmleux: leo is so excited to meet you

y/n: and i am so excited to meet leo 🥹🫶🏻

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y/nuser: love you both 🫶🏻

charlesleclerc: gotta teach leo tennis early 🎾

user18: omg alex and y/n together 😭

user27: two pretty best friends fr

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maxverstappen1: learned the hard way not to invite a professional to play padel

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alex_albon: we are monte carlo’s finest losers

maxverstappen1: you got that right

georgerussell63: can’t relate 💅🏻

alex_albon: georgerussell63 a rematch without y/n will have you relating real quick mate

y/nuser: besties you all did great

user11: BESTIES?! pls tell me she’s not friendzoning george

y/nuser: thanks for the invite max! hopefully alex will take some of my pointers!

maxverstappen1: you’re welcome any time y/n

alex_albon: why am i catching strays now

landonorris: i can’t believe i missed a y/n masterclass

y/nuser: landonorris next time!!

user12: hanging out with y/n? likely place for george to be

user21: and hanging out with the other drivers? never beating the georgey/n allegations

user12: georgey/n agenda stronger than ever

user16: MAX IS THE GOAT

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user12: Y/N!!!!!! I’d recognize her anywhere

user18: this post just called me poor in 8 different languages

y/nuser: thank you for such a magical weekend georgie 🤍

georgerussell63: anything for you beautiful 💙

y/nuser: anything you say? come back to bed then

georgerussell63: running back from my meeting with toto right now 🏃‍♂️

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georgerussell63: summer break you were so good to me 😉 now let’s get back to winning races 💪🏻

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user12: just dropped to my knees

user17: SUMMER LOOKS GOOD ON YOU 😫

user13: this has got to be y/n ain’t no way

landonorris: mate we get it - you’ve got a hot girlfriend please stop rubbing it in my face *comment deleted by user

maxverstappen1: mate

danielricciardo: mate

y/nuser: lando please

user12: GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! I SAW THAT LANDO

user19: ITS OFFICIAL!

user22: EVERYONE WAKE UP NEW BRITISH ROYALTY DROPPED

user23: i don’t know if i want to be y/n or george more

user19: LOVE YOU REGINA GEORGE

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y/nuser: cats outta the bag (thanks lando)! i love you my gr63 🤍

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user12: BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

mercedesamgf1: welcome to the family, y/n!

georgerussell63: i love you my star 💙

landonorris: IM SORRY MOM

georgerussell63: mom?

landonorris: dad!

y/nuser: it’s ok son

georgerussell63: oh

maxverstappen1: it’s about time!

user12: max is so me

user25: max is one of us fr

maxverstappen1: padel next week?

alex_albon: not this again

y/nuser: see you at the courts max

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☆ let me know what driver i should write an smau for next!!

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[httpsserene]

𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥 - 𝐥𝐬. 𝟏𝟖 | 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐏𝐍𝐅 |

𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 - 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨

summary: if you love her, you have to let her go. who the hell came up with that? content warning: vacation romance. profanity. a couple of suggestive lines. one line of dark humor (toaster bath). fluff and angst. sibling dynamics (bullying). friendship. hard launch (but sad). emotional support esteban ocon (shrugs). heartbreak. this might count as getting together/breaking up. pairing: lance stroll x fem!black!reader

from serene: i feel like i have to reiterate that this does have a happy ending (in the next part). i think my tags are over dramatic asl but, i’m not trying to getting jumped in my inbox for miss tagging anything. also, i know lance isn’t a “popular driver” (whatever that fuckin means) but i’m in love with this smau, and i will not be accepting any judgement xxx

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instagram • ynplays • december 14th • cozy in a cabin ⚑

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ynplays: falling love with canada🇨🇦🍁🏒⛸️🌨️

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ynplays: sega cries after he walks us back to our room at night and leaves 😫

➥ user1: she’s just a liddol girl 🥹

➥ user2: the puppy has spoken u have to keep him i don’t make the rules 🤷🏿‍♀️

➥ user3: so...you have no choice but to run away with him into the sunset.

yoursister: booooo we get it you've been brainwashed by a canadian man 🙄🙄🙄

➥ ynplays: when was the last time you smiled today

➥ yoursister: it's difficult when ALL you do is yap about your crush on this hockey-core man 🤢

➥ ynplays: he gives himbo hockey player IM TELLNG YOU !!!

➥ user4: so he's canadian 😶

user5: his name starts with an L, he's approx 6'0, is brunette with brown eyes, and he's canadian with hockey player vibes👐🏻

➥ user6: i could walk two (2) steps outside of my house in ottawa and i'd run into a man who fits this description 😭😭

➥ user7: he sounds like every other bitch???

➥ user8: let's go through every minor and major hockey league roster again

➥ yourfriend1: "again?" who TF has time for that

user9: tagging THE nhl is crazy 💀

➥ user8: i'm telling you he's a hockey player

➥ user10: idk man he doesn't look like a hockey build in either of these photos🤔

igstory • yoursister uploaded!

[caption1; me and sis] [caption2; fuck. i guess they're kinda cute together 😒]

yourfriend2: did you see them doing snow angels together 🥺🥺☹️ yourfriend2: that had me smiling ngl...they're adorable yoursister: yeah, i'm just happy there's no red flags she's ignoring, he seems like a genuine dude

user11: do you improve of this lance? 6'0, brown eyes, brunette, canadian hockey player 🙂 yoursister: uhh i fear for his life,,are u gonna put a hit on him or smth yoursister: also he is not a hockey player lol user11: oh🫣 yoursister: i'm pretty sure he's like a car engineer or smth? i think i heard him say that

twitter • december 16th

instagram • ynplays • december 16th • sanctuary ⚑

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ynplays: i don't want to leave.

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nhl: not me crying 😩 - admin

➥ user12: huh

➥ user13: nhl admin relatable

yourbestie: aw babe. enjoy your last five days here :)

➥ ynplays: i only have five days left 😟

➥ yourfriend1: oh girlie...it'll be alright

➥ yourfriend2: i always hate this part of the vacation

yoursister: please ask lance if he's willing to take you off my hands. permanently preferably.

➥ ynplays: are you familiar with the term sympathy?

➥ yoursister: oh you're sad for real

➥ yoursister: 😕 therapy session in the hot tub now ladies

➥ user14: this is depressing me

user15: hey, you can just elope? i don't think you've added that to your toolbox yet

➥ ynplays: too sad to even consider it rn

➥ ynplays: nvm he invited me to his cabin later 👅✌🏽

➥ user15: use protection 🙂‍↔️

user16: i feel like this should have a sensitive content warning

➥ user17: my day is ruined

➥ user18: and my disappointment is immeasurable

➥ user19: THERES 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION🗣️🔊

➥ user20: read the room man @/user19

twitter • ynplays • december 21st

instagram • lancestroll • december 24th

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lancestroll: winter break has never felt so short. i missed you the second you stepped away from me. happy holidays, baby.

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estebanocon: it’ll get better eventually mate ❤️‍🩹 believe it or not

➥ lancestroll: finding it hard to believe rn

chloestroll: come have some hot cocoa with me

➥ lancestroll: yn liked hot cocoa

➥ scottyjames31: oh mate…

➥ user21: okay, i'm concerned for my health. there's some sort of clear liquid leaking from my eyes

➥ user22: FUCK man this is sad 😕

astonmartinf1: chin up lance - admin

➥ alpinef1team: feeling for you mate - admin

➥ mercedesamgf1: sad it ended up like this for you lance - admin

➥ user23: the f1 teams are assembling like the avengers in infinity war for this

➥ user24: an unforgettable day in f1 history

yourmom: fix this. liked by lancestroll

➥ user25: w mama 🤩

➥ user26: tell him ma'am ‼️‼️

yourbestie: thank you for being good to her when you had her

➥ lancestroll: don't thank me for that.

➥ user27: cooking up my toaster bath actually

user30: well this is not the hard launch i wanted to confirm our theory.

➥ user31: brb about to create them in the sims and make them get married and have 6 children, sega, two cats and let them get old together

➥ user: realest cure for heartbreak

user28: no way they decided not being together at all is worse than being long distance

➥ yoursister: that's what i sad but nobody listens to me

➥ user28: why'd they do it???

➥ yoursister: my sister can be incredibly stupid about returned feelings. and for some reason she chose now to "protect her heart"

➥ user29: she deserves her happy ending and needs to allow herself to have it 😭😭😭

twitter • ynplays • december 25th

imessage • lance -> yn

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[astroniii]

PLANE RIDES & NEW SHIPS

pairing: Lando Norris x Porsche Rookie OC

faceclaim: Jennie Kim

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landonorris we’re photographers. We’re back.

user1 you’re so bbg

user2 cuties 💗

user3 DANLANDO 🤤

jeonjaeeun look at these losers

| landonorris Be so for real right now… | I know you’re not talking.

user4 my favorite drivers!

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danielricciardo Well, guess we’re back

user1 LANDAN IS BACK

user2 I love this duo so much

jeonjaeeun WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PHOTO CREDS! 🤬

| user3 OMG! JAEEUN WAS WITH THEM!

| danielricciardo Sorry, I forgot 😓

| jeonjaeeun No excuses! That’s the last | time I take photos for you!

| landonorris not me though right? 😅 | @/jeonjaeeun

| jeonjaeeun we’ll see 😌 @/landonorris

| danielricciardo I regret inviting both | of you @/jeonjaeeun @/landonorris

| user4 Jaeeun took the pictures? What’d | she say to get them to laugh like that?

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jeonjaeeun Cozy in red 🌹 photo creds to lan

user1 THAT’S MY WIFE!

jeonjaeeun @/danielricciardo this how you give photo credits!

| danielricciardo I said I was sorry 😞

user2 why is Lando tagged?

| user3 He took the photos for her

| user2 Why is he with her? 😒

| user4 Daniel invited both of them to | fly with him

| user5 He is introducing his old | teammate to his new one!

| user4 @/user5 no they met at the | Bahrain gp through Oscar

user6 how are you so hot 🥵

arthur_leclerc FORZA FERRARI! ❤️

| jeonjaeeun ew, no! 🤢

user7 SHE CALLED HIM LAN!

landonorris should have been wearing papaya 🧡

| user8 A HEART! A HEART! HE JUST SENT | HER A HEART!

| user9 SAY IT WITH ME! JAELAN! JAELAN! | JAELAN! JAELAN

jeonjaeeun and landonorris posted a story

[caption 1: never leave your phone laying around if you’re with these losers!]

[caption 2: new occupation: Jae’s personal photographer]

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TWITTER

LNFOUR @/landosgf

JAEEUN AND LANDO ARE TRAVELING TOGETHER!

user1 NEW SHIP! NEW SHIP! NEW SHIP!

user2 DID YOU SEE THEIR STORIES!

user3 He posted her on his story 😭

user4 Stop being delusional they are both traveling with Daniel it’s not just them

user5 WHO THE HELL IS LANDO! I NEED JAEEUN BACK TOGETHER WITH LORENZO! 😡

| user6 NO, SHE NEEDS TO GET WITH ARTHUR!

user7 HE SAID HE’S HER PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHER 😭 SHE’S LIVING THE DREAM!

user8 I can’t be the only one that think they would look cute together

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Jaeeun ex boyfriend Lorenzo Zurzolo mentioned… You will see more of him later on in the story. Anyways Lando and Jaeeun are becoming friends so there will be a lot more interactions between them now. Also there will be time jumps so just warning you now.

[aernx]

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— 003 ! you still love me right?

OH, NIKI YOU’RE SO FINE! — CHP THREE

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summary- as if bribing people with pringles to vote for him as class prez wasn't enough, riki had to get respectable amount of grades to really contest in it. so, what happens when a hopeless riki approaches you, his quiet shy classmate whose painfully crushing on him, to tutor him? will you take his offer to finally shoot your shot?

genre- smau with written parts, classmates to lovers, crush!niki, fluff, pinch of angst maybe, high school!au, shy girl x popular boy kinda, tutor!reader (cliche ikkk)

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[victimeyez]

Meet the Whumper

Hello, My Name Is… Caius!

Name: Caius (Kye-uss)

Series: Professional//Victim

Age: 34

Appearance: Chestnut brown hair, wavy down a little past the shoulders typically in a half ponytail, clear glasses, white, grey eyes (or. Wait fuck what color eyes did I give him)

Nationality: American

Profession: “Handler”

Weapon of Choice: Cane + Bondage

Whumpee(s): Tommy, Unnamed prev ward, every boyfriend who’s escaped him

Modus Operandi: Trains and takes care of Tommy, a man his team abducted and imprisoned, renting him out to be tortured by sadistic clientele. Accompanies him with all clients, administers daily medical treatments, enacts rewards and punishment believing he can “balance” Tommy’s mental state.

Read Freud and took Intro to Psych, decided it made him an intellectual like Hannibal Lecter. Smart, but not as smart as he thinks he is. Attractive enough to get by in spite of being insufferable. Morning person who gets dressed before coming downstairs even though he works from home 🤢

Downfalls: Ego, tumultuous situationships with questionable medical professionals, an inability to form any real relationships with anyone he does not keep chained to a bed

Relationship status: A throuple, but the other two don’t know it :)

Tagging @sunshiline-writes @knivestothroats @lonesome--hunter @befuddled-calico-whump @suspicious-whumping-egg

@Anyone who is reading this - IT IS MANDATORY - post some picrews/drawings/inspo pics of your whumper, caretaker, or whumpee with a mini bio!

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#5

guys i hate to break it to you but i found a leaked pic of mikhail and—

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#4

i still can’t believe Will made fucking self-insert OC fanart of Mike and him and their friends and had the guts to not only show it to Mike but also to use it as a means to give Mike a thinly-veiled love confession.

who the fuck is doing it like Will Byers? the man is fucking insane??? the ClA couldn’t force me to do something that fucking cringe. like Will I love you man, and that was precious!! but that was also one of the single most cringe things i’ve ever witnessed 😭😭😭

like ok imagine making (sfw) furry art of your crush and you and showing it to them like “haha yeah man these are our fursonas,, no no yeah your girlfriend commissioned it actually lol— but see how you’ve got a white, heart shaped patch of fur? that’s because you’re the heart of the clan—”

IM SHAKING AND SOBBINF—

1,451 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

#3

Can we all, just for a moment, sit and think how much of a menace Will and Mike are going to be in s5?

Will is 200% snarkier now than he was before. Mike is a known menace already. I need to see some quality judgmental tag-teaming. I need them to share Looks™ and make Comments™. I need to see them piggyback off each other to roast the shit out of people.

Will "Friends? What friends?" Byers and Mike "Cursed out his teachers at age 13" Wheeler.

Will "😐🙄🫢" Byers and Mike "🤨😪🤢" Wheeler.

They're 15-17 years old. They're finally back together. Both of them are bored and quarantined in Hawkins. sheeeeeeesh.

2,271 notes - Posted September 12, 2022

#2

I love how rink-o-mania can literally just be summed up in

will: *sigh* 🙄 😔 🛼 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 😐🫡 🫥

mike: 👁👁 🤨 🤔 ??? *visibly shaking because he hasn't filled his daily quota of William Byers Interactions and Affection*

2,414 notes - Posted September 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

the funniest part of byler and byler doubt is that...Mike is literally written in such a way that Will couldn't get a boyfriend. Mike threw a fit in S4 when Will wasn't paying him enough attention.

if Will ever mentioned anyone else Mike would go insane like

Will: So there's this gu-- Mike: What guy? He's not good enough for you. I'll kick his ass. Tell me his name I'm gonna kick his ass. Will: Mike: Will: Mike: Seriously tell me about this gu-- Will: How about we have some quiet time, actually.

3,208 notes - Posted October 5, 2022

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#4

anyone else super scared to sneeze while driving cause what if you hit 12 deer 18 pedestrians a semi truck and someone's grandma during the 0.02 seconds your eyes are closed

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new itwv gifs ♥️

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#2

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My #1 post of 2022

I'M BACK SLUTS

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Okay update. @\am-i-the-asshole-official blocked me because they think my asks are """bait""" because they're fucking cowards. Fucking hate this web-site sometimes. Anyway update, if you wanna catch up you can check my #adventurer bullshit tag because I am NOT repeating alllll that lmao.

So latest update: they stole a copy of their fucking contract? Somehow? Which I mean I GUESS is fine but did they break into my fucking house?? Livid. Beyond livid. I don't know what they're planning on doing with this information either and I need to figure out. Whaaaaat it is they want. I have been so fucking reasonable with these two i swear to the fucking stars. Anyway. I found this out while TRYING TO GIVE THEM ANOTHER JOB!!! Can you believe this shit. Okay so in some fairness I haven't actually offered the job to them yet because I need to figure out the appropriate rates. But this seems extraordinarily reasonable of me and I just. I am so fed up with this cat. This has been such a long journey and I am tired and I don't know if I can do this anymore.

Anyway. I guess I'll put the poll here since I can't use the correct blog for that anymore. By the fucking night.

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Since people keep asking. I want them to participate in an experiment. I can't disclose too many details but they'll be well-compensated and I have the appropriate consent forms and everything.

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FINE. I'm testing whether their connections to the god of death (🤢) prevent them from turning. They'll probably be fine so I don't see what the deal is. Be better for them if it did work anyway.

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I am in your walls.

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If I didn't need your stupid scythe for web access I would block you. I am going to fucking kill you. I'm going to rip out your teeth and pummel you with a sock full of your own fucking teeth you obnoxious fucking cat

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Mmm shouldn't've put that one in this thread. Deleting that.

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Quick, everyone reblog this version.

#employer bullshit

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Moodboard for @/licherally-the-best when he finds out what happened to his secret crush and that he wasn't even involved

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...his what

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iyo what the FUCK does this mean

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OH NIGHTS FUCKING DAMN IT

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I AM GOING TO FEED YOU YOUR OWN FUCKING HANDS FOR THIS IYO

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Oops! 😘

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I'm sorry I'm your WHAT

#also that's not me. i'm a reincarnation #she is a different person from me. #i haven't had time to update the blog layout and all that but #i see you two's tags and you need to understand i am not roku #ik it was lighthearted but no one seems to get that i am literally not her #this is an important part of my culture pls respect that #meowing #speaking of i need to come up with a new talking tag

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we did it! i am a genius! i am the best! i am... FUCKING TIRED!

Спокойной ночи!

#i cannot believe this! praise anaeron! #i wish I could share but what we have done is not #how you say #ehhhh legal.

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Can we please normalize wanting to be alive? I don't understand how this is such a foreign concept, i know this is the necril-speaking corner of faeblr and there's probably some bias introduced that way but not all of us wanted to be undead and I'm kind of tired of the void normativity on this 'site. I deal with a lot of shit IRU/L and so does my qpp, who's still alive and has it even worse. just... idk think about living people when you make your posts. We're more than just a food and labor source and it is SO fucking clear that some of you feel otherwise. I have tagged so many posts about this and they all get ignored and I'm just. Tired.

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AWNN?

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I'm sorry, do you mean the god of death defiance? The god of perpetual consumption? That Awnn? Is on faeblr? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

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Lots of us gods are on faeblr lol.

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Is that Shraz. Is the god of crafting's url actually "windowdestroyer69". I love this webbedsite.

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None of you people in the notes are fae, how did you all get here.

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Well IDK about everyone else, but I came in through the window... LOL

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Hey isn't OP the lawyer for that one guy who killed his boyfriend to make him into a soulshell

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I'm sorry, your bio says you're a horse? Not a horse spirit, just a regular horse? How are you using the web. I am so confused by everything happening on this post.

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Does anyone in this thread smoke weed

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EVERYONE STOP DERAILING MY SERIOUS POSTS!!

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another sad day for xmen stans

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facts that make me lose my mind

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Imagine going through labour when you werent pregnant in the morning, and then giving birth to a cube

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Spike calls himself 'daddy' multiple times in the show. No one can fucking stop me.

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Omg ew you think Buffy is a fun fandom full of great people and then stumble onto a blog with of anti-kink terf. 🤢

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I find cool new Buffy blogs to follow and then I turn around and find out they're die hard Bangel shippers. It's a cruel bate and switch.

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I believe Alexander 'Xander' Lavelle Harris is bisexual. But I don't want him to be. We do not claim him. 🙅🏼‍♀️

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My least favourite Buffy characters are Xander and Riley. I can't comment on the fans at the time because I was a baby but most of the female fans I know agree with me. Do we think this pisses Joss off because they're his self-inserts? And like women hate them? Because they're shitty men? If so I think we should continue.

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(prev anon) I see that OP is being rude to you in their responses so I want to clarify that I'm not 'siding' with them and didn't intend for my ask to sound rude, so I apologize if I came off that way. What I meant was mostly that the canon Morgan dialogue seemed incredibly vague and barely present to me whereas the Bastien romance was a lot more pushed even if you try to avoid it; and since this is the case with basically every book I think it's valid to criticizes how PB still pushes the man more even when both are meant to be canon (for example, if their goal was really bi representation, the main alpha could've been a woman and morgan a man). I do see where you're coming from though and I think OP is overdramatizing it a bit so..

(Sidenote but I'm laughing at how they added 'men, women and werewolves' when the werewolf bit wasn't there when it first released (it just said a man and a woman), they must have added that because people were shocked by the the sex in shifted form 💀)

dsfkljsdflkjsdfkjl no no you're good.

I definitely get what you mean because yeah I do believe that the attraction to Morgan is, in a sense, lesser than Bastien's simply because of clearly how much they didn't want to tip the scale for the prime audiences. (I didn't read the book, I followed the fandom to see if it was any good to wait on and then read some of the scripts etc) I could also argue that since Bastien is a male and you're supposed to be his "wolf bride" and have his puppies and all that 🤢might explain why his attraction is so "intense." But that's all I can say for that.

My point is just that, an attraction is there - weak, because it's PB and they're cowards and all that - but it's still there (definitely not like MTFL where you were waiting on it to be addressed in any way shape or form (even tho this was an MC that was supposed to come to terms with their sexuality and those terms came hella late/were forgotten about practically)).

sdfkljsdfkjlsd also for real, probably needed to add that in that MC is also a monsterfucker to an extent 😂 (with the OP thing too it's like yeah, you're upset about something that is a year old, something that was already dissected and then you're MAD that someone is telling you this is how it's going in the book xyz and it's not going the way you hoped because you chose to not be spoiled like okay then don't...add it in the main tag? Because the issue is not brand new??)

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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 super shy — 006 — dumb but in a cute way ( ignore timestamps !! ) written: 0.2k warnings- math, reader thinking niki is dumb but she doesnt mean it in a bad way dw

'so, we'll start off with the basics...' you said, turning over the mathematics textbook, trying hard to not get distracted. before meeting riki, you actually had to put your delusional self behind and focus on actually tutoring him.

and til now, much to your surprise, you were doing a pretty... good job.

riki fidgeted in his seat, twirling the pen in his hand and looking around the quiet coffee shop. you were surprised when he introduced you to this small but really cute cafe. it wasn't even that crowded.

it could almost feel like a date if it weren't for the pages scattered before you (ok, y/n, hold your horses).

'now, tell me the basic formulae of trignometry.' 'the what-?!' he pushed himself from the seat, sitting up straight.

'uh, you know, the three basic formulae we have with sin, cos and tan', you tried explaining yourself. 'we learnt it last year', you moved your hands in an attempt to make him understand.

however, riki's face remained as clueless as ever. you sighed internally. you knew studies wasn't his best thing but...

you nodded, 'so, we begin with the very very basics. i'll- we'll get through it'. the poor boy muttered, 'i'm sorry...'

'it's okay!' it was not.

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summary- as if bribing people with pringles to vote for him as class prez wasn't enough, riki had to get respectable amount of grades to really contest in it. so, what happens when a hopeless riki approaches you, his quiet shy classmate whose painfully crushing on him, to tutor him? will you take his offer to finally shoot your shot?

genre- smau with written parts, classmates to lovers, crush!niki, fluff, pinch of angst maybe, high school!au, shy girl x popular boy kinda, tutor!reader (cliche ikkk)

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an- honestly i dont blame niki, i hate trignometry sm,,, ok but why do my written smau chapters suck, this is so bad 🤢🤢