#🥝.no sticker kiwi!

[kkyaka]

Broooo you could put this inna fic and I wouldn't know the difference, not you living the y/n fantasy

LMFAOOOOOO ANON PLEASE 😭😭😭

Like bro, sometimes the stuff that I be in be surprising me too, every now and then I get to live the y/n fantasy and I'm here for it lmfao

But no, I nearly lost it when he said that he was checking his bag for another condom bc he NEEDED to fuck me again

Me externally: 😐😐😐

Me internally:

[gentlespriting]

🤍 04.05.2024 🍙

woke up early to go to the farmer's market w friends 🧺🧺

had these little grilled onigiri – kimchi, salmon, tuna

bought some persimmons and kiwis 🥝

ready to submit 1/4 assignments 🤧🤧

diary entry from last night (i love u food stickers)

[imaplatypus-art]

Kiwi platypus 🥝

This is gonna be in a sticker sheet! You can see it here: US shop: https://ko-fi.com/s/cfe19159ae and international shop imaplatypuscreations.etsy.com/listing/1430281357 I'm so excited! I've never gotten a sticker sheet done before OwO

[pandaklas]

Wij sparen Zespri - stickers, deze plakken op de kiwi’s 🥝, je mag ze op een blaadje kleven en meebrengen naar school🥎 🎱

[astroberrie]

Hiiii can some of u please help me decide what fruit deku should be for my sticker sheet???

🍏🍐🥝🍈🍏🍐🥝🍈🍏🍐🥝🍈

🍏 ok so I have a green apple v standard fruit but green bc deku

🍐 and now a pear idk it’s just a suggestion?

🥝 personally kinda leaning on kiwi bc it’s unusual and interesting to look at & seeds = freckles

🍈 melon?? Honeydew??? Idk it’s just a thot but I love honeydew and feel like it might b cute

Please lmk 💚💚💚

[kkyaka]

Omg how was it bro lmaoo

Bro anon LMFAOO, I got you (kinda tmi under the cut, so warning for kinda sexual explicit content LOL), this got really long I'm so sorry 😭

(takes a deep breath) okay, SO lol first things first

I had actually seen this guy at a Halloween party I went to last semester, but right as I was gonna tell him that I thought he was cute, he left. And then I saw him on hinge and we matched! He goes to the same school I do, and he doesn't live too far away.

So, I matched with him and started talking to him, and he wanted to come over at like 10pm on Monday (today is Thursday as I write this) and I had come from a volleyball scrimmage and I was NOT in the mood to hook up

So I told him that, and he said that wasn't his intentions (which was a SHOCKER) so I let him come over 💀 LMFAO and we just cuddled and watched anime. And he didn't stay long cause I was tired asf, but like towards the end, he said that he had lied about not wanting to do anything, but I think that was because I wore really short shorts lmfaooo

We held hands for a while and then he had to leave, so I walked him to his car (he held my hand the whole time) and then he drove me back to my apartment. And then he told me that he really wanted to kiss me, but he never made a move lol, so I did. I made the first move! I kissed him first! Who would've thought? But yeah, he like never made a move on me or anything and that made me feel better

So then he said he was free the NEXT day (Tuesday) and I said he could come over lol cause I was gonna be gone for a whole week and I wanted some fun lmao. So, we just cuddled on the couch watching TV again (I'm not gonna tell you what we were watching bc you'll judge me LMFAO)

Anyway, fast forward like an episode later, and we're making out on the couch and then like five minutes later, he's eating me out LMFAOOOO, and his head game was pretty good honestly

So then, we move to my bed but then he goes an gets a condom, and not once did I ever think to like stop him, which isn't bad! I've messed around with a lot of guys, but I've always stopped it before it gets to this point, but with this guy I was kinda nervous but not enough to where I wanted to stop it

Bro he ate me out so much, I was like I mean sure, if you want to lmfao. I didn't cum, but he made me feel really good, so I'm not really upset about that honestly, and I'm pretty sure I'll see him again when I get back.

So, I was kinda worried because he wasn't very long, but he was lowkey really thick, so I was like 😬 sir you might rip me in half no lie. And the whole thing was like kinda awkward, but we laughed about it. But we did it in missionary, cowgirl, and doggy and in missionary, he had my legs shaking lmfao

And in cowgirl, my legs didn't get tired as soon as I thought they would, and doggy??? Whew chile, y'all.

I was SO LOUD. SO FUCKING LOUD. Like, I was almost crying. I could've cum from that, cause he was hitting good but not like the best spots. But honestly, I think doggy worked best because my whole like vagina (???) is tilted forward lol

So, after the first position, I thought we were done, so I slipped on my sweatshirt lol, but HE WAS NOT, and after I got on top, I thought we were done lol but he had flipped me over and eat me out for a bit AGAIN??? And he had already taken the condom off and tried to put it in RAW??? HELLO??? and I stopped him like instantly, I was like no sir you can't do that bc I haven't been on birth control in a couple of months lol

So after I told him that, he said that he was gonna look for another condom because, and I quote "I wanna fuck you again"

HELP??? HELLO???

In my head, my jaw was on the fucking floor, but I guess the 😺 is pretty good LMFAOOO🤭

And so after THAT, he asked me if I wanted to go AGAIN, I was like wtf this man's stamina. I know he's gonna wreck my shit when we have more time together lol

And surprisingly, I feel very normal (?) about everything that happened. Like then next time we hang out, I'm gonna ask him what he wants out of this whether that's a relationship or just fuck buddies, idrc, but we were both kinda tired, but he cuddled with me like for an hour

And he had to be up at 5am and I had to be up at 7am, but I told him he could stay over if he wanted to, I would set an alarm for him, but he said that he felt it would be better to just go home, which I was fine with.

Anyways, that's the rundown, but yeah, I honestly wasn't expecting to punch the v-card any time soon, so this is a massive surprise lol. It's not a big deal to me, and virginity is a social construct, but for a while I just wanted to get it over with, and this time I wasn't nervous or anything and I didn't really have any negative thoughts

We'll see if I see him next week, I REALLY want to because I haven't been able to stop thinking about him lol, so I'm hoping he comes back over. Also, anon, this is probably WAY more than you asked for, and I'm sorry lmfao

[kkyaka]

i saw the actor au reblog and wanted to say all the aot boys will stop on the red carpet, kneel down, and fix your shoe strap for you why? just. cause. anyway have a great day, i hope this week treats you well

ANON PLEASE I LOVE YOU AJFJDOWBDJEJR I HOPE YOUR WEEK IS AMAZING

[kkyaka]

okay... imagine waking up beside connie in the morning, modern au. i think he sleeps with a shirt on bc his skin is sensitive but i also like to think he's a wild sleeper until you get in bed with him. i would like to say the same about jean but he sleeps hot, without a shirt, and in one spot but if his sleepy brain registers its you in bed beside him then he's curling an arm around you for snuggles. youre a favorite writer of mine n i wanted to share thoughts w/u. have a nice night/day! *leaves zoom chat*

Anon PLEASE I LOVE SO MUCH WTF, I HAD SUCH A BAD DAY AND THIS MADE MY NIGHT IM GONNA CRY. IM A FAVORITE WRITER OF YOURS??? HELLO??? THATS SUCH A COMPLIMENT THANK YOU

Also yes, this is canon. Connie sleeping with a shirt on bc of his sensitive skin just made fall more in love with him omg. And Jean definitely is a walking FURNACE, there's no doubt about it

[kkyaka]

Gworl you better go to sleep and take care of yourself 🔫 🔫 🔫

LMFAOOO I just ate some soup and I'm currently in the bed as I type this 😌

[kkyaka]

hi, ki! i hope youre having a good day/night and that all your 2D bfs give you forehead kisses and blush really hard when their pinky curls around yours bc theyre too shy to ask for your hand

WKGJEKDJDKWLSKDLDDLKEEEEEEEEEE banging my head against the wall as I answer this

[kkyaka]

Being tired of doing braids to only doing twists is a very real pipeline and I'm not ashamed to say I fell victim to it 😼

Oh no, I was getting them done by someone else LMFAO (I cannot braid sadly 😔 huge f in the chat) but y'all, it took SEVEN hours 😭😭😭 she literally did another client while I was there and it took like 2 hours. I was feeling like shit and I was tired, I was like girl you know I feel bad just lemme go home 😭😭😭

[kkyaka]

Are you still giving "I'm not one of THOSE black girls" energy?

????????🤨

This sounds like a negative connotation so I'm gonna answer as if you're saying it that way. I'm gonna say no bc you're making it sound like I'm putting down other black girls, and I am most definitely not. I'm assuming you've been reading my rants, and in those, I'm talking about how I'm feeling insecure bc im not like them and I don't like the same things they do. I'm not putting anyone (but myself really) when I say this, but the way this sounds, I'm gonna say that no I'm not giving that energy. If I read this wrong, just let me know. But this question just rubbed me the wrong way bc as I said, to me, you're making it sound like I'm saying I'm better than other black girls, which I'm NOT saying

[kkyaka]

pssst! ki!! can i send you a thirst😗 faves are having threesomes and i would like your thoughts

YES YOU CAN, WHO ARE YOUR FAVES

[kkyaka]

HIIII its anon from the other nighttt, im crying for this series omg, rolling on the floor and foaming at the mouth, i am here with the goods and for the goods😌 (ps. goods = you)

I'm right there with you anon, I just have NO time 😭😭😭 it should be a crime, but you can read one of the Jean series I have on my other blog, it's currently ongoing, but it's something lmao! All of these series are literally so self-indulgent, going on selfship coded, but I digress! And you're so nice omg thank you so much 😭😭❤️

[kkyaka]

hi, its the same anon. you're feeding my connie/jean agenda rn and im happy that i could give you some nice feels uwu. i'll be back with more thirsts and good things, cross my heart. sending snacks n hoping you drink some water <3333

(connie takes pinkie promises seriously) as one should

Jean and Connie have been on my mind for so long now, I'm glad that you're in the same boat. I'm gonna finish all of my Jean series just for you anon, and I'm drinking water right now!

[kkyaka]

Heyy! Did you write these two Haikyuu fics: Digits — I believe this involved Yuuji Terushima, and one about quarantining with Kiyoomi Sakusa??

If so, I just wanted to ask whether you deleted them because I cannot find them for the life of me. I LOVED those fics

No that's not me, sorry :/ I hope you find the person who wrote them though! Does anyone potentially know about these??